I googled science pick-up lines and I was not disappointed
- You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.
- Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!
- You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
- I’m more attracted to you than F is attracted to an electron.
- We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
- You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
- If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
- You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.