door to door preachers

why do lap/dot shippers ALWAYS comment on amedot art by saying that they dont ship amedot but they like the art?? as if theres a lap/dot council somewhere that tracks every comment left on amedot art to spot unloyal lap/dot shippers? as if theyre given daily quotas of amedot shippers to convert like some progressively-gift wrapped door to door mormon preachers??? like theyll be put in the stocks overnight if they show even the slightest hint of tolerance to other ships????? like we get it you dont want to be associated with a ship with a fat girl quit rubbing it in

if you hadn’t been raised up
on the backs of people far less fortunate
you’d be one knock-kneed asshole
what does it take to look at poverty and think:
i can leech away more
worse than a preacher and his door-to-door salvation
ain’t got the faintest clue
what one drought can do to a farmer’s lifetime
you fly over and look down on
the steel that remains
while we scrape by right next to it

LOOK WHO JUST CAME BY IN MY SUPER JEWISH TOWN

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST JEWISH TOWNS EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI AND WE GOT DOOMSDAY PREACHERS AT OUR DOOR

LOLOLOLOL

Okay, let’s look through this magazine (which my mom wanted to throw away because THIS CAN’T BE IN OUR HOUSE LOL).

Is that a robot… an Aztec stereotype… aliens… and people jumping for joy?

I… I…. can’t word.

NO ONE KNOWS. WE’LL SEE ON DOOMSDAY.

The inside tries to be feminist, but still belittles women as something to be defended UGH.

OH BUT I FOUND MY NEW OTP

JESUS AND LEPROSY SURVIVOR OTP THEIR HOMOSEXUALITY CAN BE SEEN FROM OUTER SPACE

But oh god, “Medical Alternatives to BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS”? OH NO PLEASE STOP.

Magazine: “If dating is like flying a kite, marriage is like piloting a plane.”
Brother: “YEAH, BECAUSE THEY CRASH MUCH MORE DISASTROUSLY.”

Though I do kind of like this part, because it talks well about abusive relationships, I guess. There’s also a history lesson about Middle Eastern medicine.

Still. asdlkkfj;lasdkfjaf I’M DYINNNGGGGGG