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Today in therapy I realized the exact intersection of PTSD/C-PTSD and BPD: not believing anything anyone says to you, especially if it’s positive.

Therapist: That was really hard, I’m really proud of you.
Me: No it wasn’t I’m defective incapable of being a human being.

Wife: I love you.
Me: No you don’t I’m going to be alone forever broken-hearted.

Literally anyone: I’m not mad at you.
Me: Yes you are everyone is always mad at me I’m a horrible person.

This is what happens when The Foxes sit Neil down to watch High School Musical for the first time
  • --HSM 1--
  • ><b></b> *bets are placed as to how long Neil lasts before complaining or asking a question*<p/><b></b> *bets are also placed as to how long Nicky lasts before he starts singing*<p/><b></b> [Troy is playing basketball while everyone else celebrates the turn of the year]<p/><b>Neil: </b> "Kevin are you going to make us practice on NYE this year?"<p/><b>Kevin:</b> "actually -"<p/><b>Foxes:</b> "we have plans"<p/><b>Kevin and Neil:</b> "it's July????"<p/><b>Foxes:</b> "we booked flights early to save on costs"<p/><b></b> *renee pockets $150 since Neil didn't complain about basketball in the opening scenes*<p/><b></b> [Ryan exists]<p/><b>Neil:</b> "Hey 'Drew -"<p/><b>Andrew:</b> "don't."<p/><b></b> ["Getcha head in the game"]<p/><b>Neil:</b> "Kevin -"<p/><b>Foxes:</b> "No!"<p/><b>Andrew:</b> "Kevin if you start singing that at practice I'll close the goal every time."<p/><b>Kevin:</b> "..."<p/><b>Foxes:</b> "..."<p/><b></b> *bets are placed as to whether or not Kevin does in fact break into song and dance next time Andrew is being an ass at practice*<p/><b></b> *renee pockets another $100 since Neil still didn't complain about basketball*<p/><b></b> *Nicky is getting the side eye from everyone because he still hasn't started singing or humming*<p/><b></b> [Sharpay and Ryan perform "What I've been looking for]<p/><b>Neil:</b> "Aaron and 'Drew-"<p/><b>Twinyards:</b> "NO."<p/><b></b> [Monique tells Gabriella to focus on grades rather than boys and musicals]<p/><b>Neil:</b> "Is that Dan???"<p/><b></b> [Chad and the basketball team support Troy]<p/><b>Neil:</b> "Matt is that you???"<p/><b>Matt:</b> *pats Neil on the shoulder and gets death glare from Andrew*<p/><b>Matt:</b> "Good boy"<p/><b></b> [Sharpay and Ryan do "Bop to the top"]<p/><b>Neil:</b> "You two-"<p/><b>Twinyards and Foxes:</b> "NO"<p/><b></b> *Allison pockets $120 since Nicky STILL hasn't started singing although he is twitching*<p/><b></b> [Troy and Gabriella do "Soaring, flying", and Coach Bolton watches]<p/><b>Neil:</b> "I didn't know Wymack was in a musical"<p/><b>Dan:</b> "My boy 👏❤"<p/><b></b> ["We're all in this together"]<p/><b>Neil:</b> "What is the deal with everyone in white??? Don't they get dir-"<p/><b>Nicky:</b> "ONCE WE KNOW THERE'S A SHOT AND WE TAKE IT!!! WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER ONCE WE KNOW WE'RE ALL STARS AND WE SEE IT!!"<p/><b></b> *Aaron glares a hole through Nicky's skull while Matt promptly pockets $300 since Nicky didn't last the whole musical*<p/><b></b> [Credits are going up]<p/><b>Foxes:</b> "so what did you think Neil?"<p/><b>Neil:</b> "it wasn't bad I guess... but basketball???? Really??? They couldn't have picked a less cliché sport???"<p/><b></b> *Nicky pockets $200 from everyone since Neil didn't last the entire musical without a sports complaint; he's still dancing and humming along obviously*<p/></p>
  • -- HSM 2--
  • [Everyone counts down to summer]
  • Neil: "That's like us and the end of practice when Kevin is in charge"
  • Kevin: "..."
  • Foxes: *nervous laughter*
  • [Sharpay exists and sings "Fabulous"]
  • Neil: "Did they base Sharpay on Allison??"
  • Allison: "Neil that is the sweetest thing you have ever said!!"
  • [Sharpay and Ryan spy on Troy and Gabriella]
  • Neil: "That's like you guys and the press watching me and 'Drew"
  • Andrew: *side eyes Neil*
  • Foxes: "...did you just-?!"
  • *Nicky pockets $50 since Neil slipped up about the andreil relationship*
  • ["I don't dance"]
  • Neil: "Andrew-"
  • Andrew: "Shut up. "
  • [Gabriella dumps Troy]
  • Neil: "isn't she made of tougher stuff???"
  • Dan: "That's my boy"
  • [Troy sings "Bet on it"]
  • Neil: "That should be our theme tune"
  • Matt: "you have no idea..." *side eyes the rest of the Foxes since there are currently 22 bets in the running about Neil*
  • [Gabriella comes back]
  • Neil: "again with the white????"
  • *Aaron pockets $50 since Neil complained about the same clothing twice*
  • ["All for one"]
  • Neil: "Are summers really like that?"
  • Nicky, hand over heart: "you poor sweet thing"
  • [Credits]
  • Foxes: "thoughts, Neil?"
  • Neil: "at least there wasn't as much baske-"
  • *Matt and Nicky pocket $100 each*
  • --HSM3--
  • [Opening game]
  • Neil: "Seriously???"
  • *Nicky pockets another $60*
  • [Troy gets floored in opening game]
  • Neil: "that wasn't even sore?!!?!??"
  • *Matt pockets $90 since Neil complained about lack of pain / realisticness*
  • [Troy and Chad nick the boys clothes after the shower]
  • Neil: "If you guys do that I swear I'll set Andrew on you"
  • *bets are placed as to whether this actually happens*
  • *andrew plans to steal everyone's clothes except his own and Neil's next time they're all in the showers*
  • [Troy climbs ladder on stage and he and Gabriella get each other covered in white paint]
  • Neil: "If that was the roof-"
  • Andrew: "Shut. Up."
  • Nicky: "do you mean the climbing part or the white wet stuff on the face part???"
  • Andrew: *death glare as his fingers twitch to his knives*
  • Neil: "?????"
  • [Gabriella gets accepted into a fancy college and only tells Monique]
  • Neil: "she's not going to run away again is she???"
  • *Matt pockets $40 since Neil complained about the story line*
  • [Troy climbs into Gabriella's room with strawberries and chocolate]
  • Neil: "Andrew-"
  • Andrew: "Neil I swear to God-"
  • Nicky: "is it the climbing part or the aphrodisiac part??"
  • Andrew: *Flashes knife at nicky*
  • Neil: "????"
  • [Gabriella leaves without telling Troy]
  • Neil: "Seriously?!???"
  • Dan, hand over heart: "My son"
  • [Troy isolates himself and bounces ball off ceiling without Gabriella]
  • Neil: "Kevin is that what you do when you're not breathing exy???"
  • [Troy goes and fetches Gabriella]
  • Neil: "What does he see in her?? All she does is run away and he's the one who ahs to go bring her back?? Why not just let her go??"
  • Andrew: "I know right"
  • [Sharpay runs away from not-troy]
  • Neil: "so unrealistic. Allison would've slapped him"
  • Allison: "babe you're so right"
  • [Sharpay up stages the english girl]
  • Neil: "ok see THAT'S Allison"
  • Allison: *fans herself cause she's welling up at how well neil knows her*
  • [Ryan hits the button and sends Sharpay and Miss. London down on the door thingy]
  • Neil: "Andrew-"
  • Andrew: "yes."
  • [Graduation where Troy fetches Chad]
  • Neil: "oh come on basketball is not that obsession worthy"
  • *Nicky pockets another $70*
  • [Coach Bolton tells the boys to get back on the stage]
  • Neil: "That's as unlikely to happen as Wymack is to tell me to talk to the press"
  • ["High school musical"]
  • Neil: "Are you girls going to do that when you graduate from here??"
  • *bets are placed*
  • [Credits]
  • Foxes: "Neil???"
  • Neil: "that wasn't so bad I guess..."
  • *Nicky hands matt $100 since Neil didn't complain about basketball again*

anonymous asked:

i think i have a p good idea of the layout from the lil phil told us and house hunting shows. So basically its a split level with a divided den (the weird lounge and the glass door thingy) and a bedroom (gaming room) then the second level is kitchen, bath, bedrooms. I watched enough HGTV to know basic split level duplexes.

dam ur fuckin right.. i only watch hgtv on the weekends so i didn’t realize.. the layout is #decided

can we talk about how shepard was actually half inside the escape shuttle when the normandy was attacked but the explosions/vacuum of space sucked them out at the last second :))))))) 

When I first listened to Condos I fell in love with this monologue. I loved the words, the delivery, everything. It’s perfectly imperfect. So I made a door poster thingy - obviously not for sale or anything, just an experiment in designing something fueled by my love of Carlos the Scientist and this podcast.

Newt Tattoo Sleeve Cosplay Tutorial for People Who Think They Can't Do the Thing

I really wanted to contribute to Newtvember so here’s a tutorial for tattoo sleeves for people who cannot draw to save their lives. This tutorial also has the bonus of being really easy and inexpensive! (Ps sorry about my face >_<;)

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Scott McCall Imagine- Let Me Fix You

Word Count: 519

Request: 14 with Scott please maybe he’s injured during a fight with Liam from the end of season 5? -Anon

“Just sit down and let me take care of you”

You were laying in your bed staring up the ceiling with a frown on your face. Scott hadn’t let you go out to fight with them, and you were worried. Anything could happen and you wouldn’t know. The thoughts flooded your mind of what could happen while he was out.

You turned to the side and sighed. He wasn’t back yet, and you normally slept with him by your side. You took in short breaths before shutting your eyes. You laid for around thirty minutes before you groaned from boredom and pulled out your phone. You literally rolled out of bed and landed with a thump on the ground before standing back up and making your way to the kitchen. You rummaged through the fridge and pulled out a box of pizza. You opened it to look at the cheesy goodness. You nodded in approval and set it on the counter and then jumped on the counter yourself.

You opened your Tumblr blog and scrolled through the many posts lining the screen. You laughed lightly as you looked at gifs of some guy from a show about vampires. You quickly shot up as you heard a furious knocking on the door.

You slowly moved to grab your extra baseball bat you had in the kitchen, for midnight snack purposes of course and walked over to the door. You peered through the door hole thingy but didn’t see anything. You shook your head before clutching the bat tighter and opening the door.

You looked to the right before screaming and flailing the bat as you saw a shadow of a person right beside you. In response, you heard a familiar yelling too. You quieted once you recognized the sound and steadied your breathing.

“Scott?” You questioned as you looked at him. He was clutching his side with a groan.

“Holy crap, you’re almost as bad as Stiles.”

Your eyes widened as you pulled him into a hug. You mumbled about how you didn’t now it was him and how happy you were to see him. He just smiled in response before placing his chin on the top of your head.

You quickly pulled him inside and into the kitchen, where you turned on the light and placed him beside the counter. You looked at him under the light and searched his face. He grinned at your worried face as you lightly touched the few cuts he had. You grabbed the first aid kit from under the kitchen sink and grabbed the Band-Aids and such. You sat him on the counter and pulled his face down to your height as you stood in between his legs.

“What happened?” You growled as you continued to patch him up.

“Liam,” he mumbled out as you nodded.

You lightly touched his face with a frown still on your lips. He ducked down and kissed you making a small smile appear on your face. He started to stand up but you immediately pushed him back to the counter.

“I’m fine, it’s just a few scratches.”

“Just sit down and let me take care of you.”

What group the sings should get into:
  • Aries: Topp Dogg
  • Taurus: 탑독
  • Gemini: T to the D double O to the G
  • Cancer: Topp Doggy Dogg
  • Leo: The group that brought back classical music
  • Virgo: T O double P D O double G
  • Libra: Titty Boys
  • Scorpio: Ooops, it's 탑독 for ya
  • Sagittarius: That group with a song that contains the lyrics "Come inside of me"
  • Capricorn: The only boygroup that is now under Hunus Entertainment
  • Aquarius: The korean group that released a new music video for their song, "The beat", today
  • Pisces: It's ToppDogg for ya, m8

thepainkeepsusallalive  asked:

Guys, I wasn't gonna ask but I'm kinda desperate so sorry if I could've found it easily. I'm looking for a fic where Dan and Phil are kinda FWB, and it all complicated but then they go to Orlando bc playlist live and all and they kinda resolve the whole thing there? I remember they were at someone else's (possible Tyler) room and when they go back to theirs, Dan can't find the door key thingy so they have sex in the stairwell.

Please don’t say you love me - Dan and Phil are friends with benefits and complicated feelings.

It’s the third part of this series!

- Eliza

anonymous asked:

Ok ok, I just got the best theory of What the card Murdoc got in the strobelight video is!! The symbol on it kinda looks like a truck with a heart on it right?!? What if it is the business card for a floral company that does the drive out stuff!! You know, the delivering flowers at the door-step thingy. So Murdoc is actuially planting on getting flowers sendt to everyone!!! (I know it is a stupid theory BUT LET ME DREEM)!!

i wish


“We’re all trapped. I’m as trapped as they are.”

anonymous asked:

I had no idea the hook car door man thingy was you!! You're so amazing and talented!!!💕💕💕

Ah, thank you!! You know, I get this sort of message a lot, where people don’t realize that I’ve made something semi-popular and get excited when they find out? Maybe I oughta make some kind of like, masterpost of all my stuff that’s gotten attention!

can seventeen have a web drama or like a reality show thing like exo did with exo next door but instead of a romance-based kind of show it should just be about their daily lives there’s probably enough romance in that and a lot of humor too I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN WHEN WILL THIS HAPPEN YOU SAY PROBABLY WHEN PLEDIS STEPS THEIR GAME UP AND GET MONEY

Volpina summed up (saw someone do this and wanted a go at it)
  • *Gabriel Agreste being a whiny bitch as always*
  • Adrien: shit what's going on in there
  • *Gabriel accidentally reveals his secret giant ass safe*
  • Adrien: My oh my what do we have here
  • Plagg: LET'S OPEN IT
  • Adrien: Nah homie we got school n shit dad would be fukign pissed
  • Plagg: how 'bout I do anyway
  • Adrien: gdi Plagg
  • Adrien: tf
  • Nathalie: Adrien Agreste I s2g if you're l8 m8 I will wreck you
  • Adrien: ohohoh look at me not being suspicious at all hahaha *lowkey steals book* I'm so forgetful! Silly me let's go
  • At school- *everyone gossiping about Lila*
  • Marinette: who tf
  • Alya: Yeah omg Lila the princess the goddess the queen of my heart the famous one you know? Ladybug totally saved her
  • Alya: but she's cool tho and rich n shit
  • Marinette: *watching Lila fukign touch Adrien and flirt him up* oh HAYYLLLLL NAW bitch it's about to get real
  • *Marinette doing some Mission Impossible shit in the library*
  • Tikki: omg Adrien has my sacred book
  • Tikki: Marinette I know I never say this but you gotta steal that shit
  • Lila: oh hey Adrien Agreste the cute boy whom I now love
  • Lila: oH HEY LOOK A BOOK And it has Ladybug in it oh well-
  • Adrien: lADYBUG IS MY LIFE
  • Adrien: Look at how flawless and perfect and amazing and wonderful and gorgeous and-
  • Lila: eyyy lmao forgot to tell u Ladybug's my side hoe
  • Adrien: *all about that shit*
  • Marinette: whyyy the fuk you lyyinnn, why you always lyyinnn, mmmm oh my god, stop fukin lyyinnn
  • Adrien: *is leave for fencing*
  • Lila: mm lemme just sliiide that book on over here
  • Marinette: tHIEVING BITCH
  • *at le park*
  • Tikki: 'ight I'm going dumpster diving for the book that lILA FUKIGN TOSSED IN THE TRASH
  • Marinette: *eavesdropping*
  • Lila: hey guess what I'm actually Volpina this cool superheroine yea Ladybug is totes lame compared to me
  • Adrien: uh huh okay I never heard of this volpina btich
  • Ladybug: hey Lila, my best friend. my homie. my side hoe. oops hmm I don't remember you oh waaaiit maybe because you fukign lied?
  • Lila: fuk this shit im out
  • Adrien: hey Ladybug my love my one and only bae why you pissed off
  • Ladybug: *le stares* u kiddign me u saw that shit hell if i'm taking that bs
  • Hawkmoth: hey Lila I h8 ladybutt too how bout we team up and smash that bitch u can even be volpina n shit
  • Volpina: surprise bitch bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
  • LB: how'd you stop a fukign meteor oh my shit
  • Volpina: yeah i'm like twenty times better than u just sayin
  • Chat: hey look a friend a tomodachi a colleague yay
  • LB: stfu isn't this suspicious
  • Volpina: hey look wowie it's Hawkmoth
  • LB: okay but isn't this suspicious
  • Chat: relax this is normal what's with you ladybug
  • Volpina: hey chat you're kinda hot
  • Chat: bitch ikr
  • LB: tf you flirting with my man? hayylll naw
  • *team splits up*
  • LB: oh look it's Volpina and no Hawkmoth wow boy did I predict this
  • Volpina: hey gimme your miraculous
  • LB: hbu go fuk off
  • Volpina: *destroys building*
  • *pigeon breaks the illusion*
  • LB: whyyy the fuk you lyyinnn, why you always lyyinnn, mmmm oh my god, stop fukin lyyinnn
  • *Chat and LB Skype session*
  • LB: hey so I fuked up here's the address meet me don't be l8 m8
  • Chat: fukign sent me my own address lmao
  • Adrien in his house: hey Lila 1v1 let's talk this out
  • Volpina: see look LB's a lyin hoe I'm the one u looking 4
  • LB: hey guess who's back, back again, yeah I'm Ladybug the real Ladybug all you other heroines are just fakers
  • Adrien: 'ight Plagg ik my plan was shit Transform me
  • Volpina: ooh look im totally original i can clone myself totally hasn't been done b4
  • LB: *destroys illusions* shit where'd she go
  • Volpina: you've been bamboozled bitch and i got Adrien kk baii
  • Chat: literally me tho i'm right here
  • LB: *is gone*
  • Chat: why tf do i even try *follows*
  • Volpina: hey LB gimme your miraculous or Adrien goes free fallin
  • LB: oh no shit he hates that song nOO HERE LEMME HOOK YOU UP
  • Chat: hoe don't do it
  • Volpina: damn u wrecked my shit k imma retreat now
  • LB: *traps Volpina* say bye bye to your fake ass necklace bithc
  • LB: bye bye pretty Papillion
  • LB: hey Lila i'm sorry i was fukign rude let's shake on it
  • Lila: how about fuk u
  • LB: hey w8 where's Adrien the love of my life my precious cinnamon roll gotta go check on him bye chat
  • Chat: she's so stubborn
  • Chat: i love her
  • *runs home*
  • LB: hey Adrien where u at boii
  • Chat: haha yea im all gud just takin a shower like a doofus
  • LB: oH NO HE'S NAKED BETTER RUN K bye luv u
  • *chat and LB do the head rest on the door thingy crushin my stupid heart*
  • Marinette: look Tikki stealing is wrong
  • Tikki: here c'mere lemme introduce you to this master guy
  • Master Fu: yo LB wassup my young padawan we finally meet
  • Marinette: literally who tf
  • *roll credits*

katkonstant  asked:

1, 11, 17, 28 !

1. first anime you ever watched

excluding pokemon, naruto

11. anime you didn’t expect to like but did

Akatsuki no Yona. I thought this was gonna be an average reverse harem show but damn yona is a badass motherfucker and I want a season 2

17. biggest anime crush

idk lol

28. most upsetting moment in anime, why


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