door thingy

Today in therapy I realized the exact intersection of PTSD/C-PTSD and BPD: not believing anything anyone says to you, especially if it’s positive.

Therapist: That was really hard, I’m really proud of you.
Me: No it wasn’t I’m defective incapable of being a human being.

Wife: I love you.
Me: No you don’t I’m going to be alone forever broken-hearted.

Literally anyone: I’m not mad at you.
Me: Yes you are everyone is always mad at me I’m a horrible person.

When I first listened to Condos I fell in love with this monologue. I loved the words, the delivery, everything. It’s perfectly imperfect. So I made a door poster thingy - obviously not for sale or anything, just an experiment in designing something fueled by my love of Carlos the Scientist and this podcast.

Scott McCall Imagine- Let Me Fix You

Word Count: 519

Request: 14 with Scott please maybe he’s injured during a fight with Liam from the end of season 5? -Anon

“Just sit down and let me take care of you”


You were laying in your bed staring up the ceiling with a frown on your face. Scott hadn’t let you go out to fight with them, and you were worried. Anything could happen and you wouldn’t know. The thoughts flooded your mind of what could happen while he was out.

You turned to the side and sighed. He wasn’t back yet, and you normally slept with him by your side. You took in short breaths before shutting your eyes. You laid for around thirty minutes before you groaned from boredom and pulled out your phone. You literally rolled out of bed and landed with a thump on the ground before standing back up and making your way to the kitchen. You rummaged through the fridge and pulled out a box of pizza. You opened it to look at the cheesy goodness. You nodded in approval and set it on the counter and then jumped on the counter yourself.

You opened your Tumblr blog and scrolled through the many posts lining the screen. You laughed lightly as you looked at gifs of some guy from a show about vampires. You quickly shot up as you heard a furious knocking on the door.

You slowly moved to grab your extra baseball bat you had in the kitchen, for midnight snack purposes of course and walked over to the door. You peered through the door hole thingy but didn’t see anything. You shook your head before clutching the bat tighter and opening the door.

You looked to the right before screaming and flailing the bat as you saw a shadow of a person right beside you. In response, you heard a familiar yelling too. You quieted once you recognized the sound and steadied your breathing.

“Scott?” You questioned as you looked at him. He was clutching his side with a groan.

“Holy crap, you’re almost as bad as Stiles.”

Your eyes widened as you pulled him into a hug. You mumbled about how you didn’t now it was him and how happy you were to see him. He just smiled in response before placing his chin on the top of your head.

You quickly pulled him inside and into the kitchen, where you turned on the light and placed him beside the counter. You looked at him under the light and searched his face. He grinned at your worried face as you lightly touched the few cuts he had. You grabbed the first aid kit from under the kitchen sink and grabbed the Band-Aids and such. You sat him on the counter and pulled his face down to your height as you stood in between his legs.

“What happened?” You growled as you continued to patch him up.

“Liam,” he mumbled out as you nodded.

You lightly touched his face with a frown still on your lips. He ducked down and kissed you making a small smile appear on your face. He started to stand up but you immediately pushed him back to the counter.

“I’m fine, it’s just a few scratches.”

“Just sit down and let me take care of you.”

What group the sings should get into:
  • Aries: Topp Dogg
  • Taurus: 탑독
  • Gemini: T to the D double O to the G
  • Cancer: Topp Doggy Dogg
  • Leo: The group that brought back classical music
  • Virgo: T O double P D O double G
  • Libra: Titty Boys
  • Scorpio: Ooops, it's 탑독 for ya
  • Sagittarius: That group with a song that contains the lyrics "Come inside of me"
  • Capricorn: The only boygroup that is now under Hunus Entertainment
  • Aquarius: The korean group that released a new music video for their song, "The beat", today
  • Pisces: It's ToppDogg for ya, m8
4
2

“We’re all trapped. I’m as trapped as they are.”

Volpina summed up (saw someone do this and wanted a go at it)
  • *Gabriel Agreste being a whiny bitch as always*
  • Adrien: shit what's going on in there
  • *Gabriel accidentally reveals his secret giant ass safe*
  • Adrien: My oh my what do we have here
  • Plagg: LET'S OPEN IT
  • Adrien: Nah homie we got school n shit dad would be fukign pissed
  • Plagg: how 'bout I do anyway
  • Adrien: gdi Plagg
  • Plagg: OH LOOK A BOOK ON MIRACULOUSES WOWIE
  • Adrien: tf
  • Nathalie: Adrien Agreste I s2g if you're l8 m8 I will wreck you
  • Adrien: ohohoh look at me not being suspicious at all hahaha *lowkey steals book* I'm so forgetful! Silly me let's go
  • At school- *everyone gossiping about Lila*
  • Marinette: who tf
  • Alya: Yeah omg Lila the princess the goddess the queen of my heart the famous one you know? Ladybug totally saved her
  • Marinette: sHE'S ALL OVER MY MAN ALYA THIS IS CODE RED
  • Alya: but she's cool tho and rich n shit
  • Marinette: *watching Lila fukign touch Adrien and flirt him up* oh HAYYLLLLL NAW bitch it's about to get real
  • *Marinette doing some Mission Impossible shit in the library*
  • Tikki: omg Adrien has my sacred book
  • Tikki: Marinette I know I never say this but you gotta steal that shit
  • Marinette: aight but lOOK TIKKI LILA AND ADRIEN ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR THIS IS A CODE RED
  • Lila: oh hey Adrien Agreste the cute boy whom I now love
  • Lila: oH HEY LOOK A BOOK And it has Ladybug in it oh well-
  • Adrien: lADYBUG IS MY LIFE
  • Adrien: Look at how flawless and perfect and amazing and wonderful and gorgeous and-
  • Lila: eyyy lmao forgot to tell u Ladybug's my side hoe
  • Adrien: *all about that shit*
  • Marinette: whyyy the fuk you lyyinnn, why you always lyyinnn, mmmm oh my god, stop fukin lyyinnn
  • Adrien: *is leave for fencing*
  • Lila: mm lemme just sliiide that book on over here
  • Marinette: tHIEVING BITCH
  • *at le park*
  • Tikki: 'ight I'm going dumpster diving for the book that lILA FUKIGN TOSSED IN THE TRASH
  • Marinette: *eavesdropping*
  • Lila: hey guess what I'm actually Volpina this cool superheroine yea Ladybug is totes lame compared to me
  • Adrien: uh huh okay I never heard of this volpina btich
  • Marinette: TIKKI IMMA SMACK A BITCH UP TIME TO TRANSFORM
  • Ladybug: hey Lila, my best friend. my homie. my side hoe. oops hmm I don't remember you oh waaaiit maybe because you fukign lied?
  • Lila: fuk this shit im out
  • Adrien: hey Ladybug my love my one and only bae why you pissed off
  • Ladybug: *le stares* u kiddign me u saw that shit hell if i'm taking that bs
  • Hawkmoth: hey Lila I h8 ladybutt too how bout we team up and smash that bitch u can even be volpina n shit
  • Volpina: surprise bitch bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
  • LB: how'd you stop a fukign meteor oh my shit
  • Volpina: yeah i'm like twenty times better than u just sayin
  • Chat: hey look a friend a tomodachi a colleague yay
  • LB: stfu isn't this suspicious
  • Volpina: hey look wowie it's Hawkmoth
  • LB: okay but isn't this suspicious
  • Chat: relax this is normal what's with you ladybug
  • Volpina: hey chat you're kinda hot
  • Chat: bitch ikr
  • LB: tf you flirting with my man? hayylll naw
  • *team splits up*
  • LB: oh look it's Volpina and no Hawkmoth wow boy did I predict this
  • Volpina: hey gimme your miraculous
  • LB: hbu go fuk off
  • Volpina: *destroys building*
  • *pigeon breaks the illusion*
  • LB: whyyy the fuk you lyyinnn, why you always lyyinnn, mmmm oh my god, stop fukin lyyinnn
  • *Chat and LB Skype session*
  • LB: hey so I fuked up here's the address meet me don't be l8 m8
  • Chat: fukign sent me my own address lmao
  • Adrien in his house: hey Lila 1v1 let's talk this out
  • Volpina: see look LB's a lyin hoe I'm the one u looking 4
  • LB: hey guess who's back, back again, yeah I'm Ladybug the real Ladybug all you other heroines are just fakers
  • Adrien: 'ight Plagg ik my plan was shit Transform me
  • Volpina: ooh look im totally original i can clone myself totally hasn't been done b4
  • LB: *destroys illusions* shit where'd she go
  • Volpina: you've been bamboozled bitch and i got Adrien kk baii
  • LB: i mUST SAVE MY PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL
  • Chat: literally me tho i'm right here
  • LB: *is gone*
  • Chat: why tf do i even try *follows*
  • Volpina: hey LB gimme your miraculous or Adrien goes free fallin
  • LB: oh no shit he hates that song nOO HERE LEMME HOOK YOU UP
  • Chat: hoe don't do it
  • Volpina: damn u wrecked my shit k imma retreat now
  • LB: *traps Volpina* say bye bye to your fake ass necklace bithc
  • LB: bye bye pretty Papillion
  • LB: hey Lila i'm sorry i was fukign rude let's shake on it
  • Lila: how about fuk u
  • LB: hey w8 where's Adrien the love of my life my precious cinnamon roll gotta go check on him bye chat
  • Chat: she's so stubborn
  • Chat: i love her
  • *runs home*
  • LB: hey Adrien where u at boii
  • Chat: haha yea im all gud just takin a shower like a doofus
  • LB: oH NO HE'S NAKED BETTER RUN K bye luv u
  • *chat and LB do the head rest on the door thingy crushin my stupid heart*
  • Marinette: look Tikki stealing is wrong
  • Tikki: here c'mere lemme introduce you to this master guy
  • Master Fu: yo LB wassup my young padawan we finally meet
  • Marinette: literally who tf
  • *roll credits*

I just randomly thought of something that was probably inspired by another post about fans interacting with the people they admire and I thought I might as well put it out there while it’s in my head.

Now, I’m sure you are all familiar with the meaning of consent and I don’t need to go into the details of what defines consent. I mention it now because it’s going to be the entire point of this post.

Which brings me to this:

DO. NOT. TOUCH. A PERFORMER. WITHOUT. THEIR. CONSENT.

When you are at the stage door, for the love of all that is holy, do not lay a single FINGER on a performer unless they give verbal consent or they initiate physical contact. For example: hugging a performer. I’m going to draw from two personal experiences for this point. Last summer, when I saw Phantom, Sierra Boggess was playing Christine and she came to the stagedoor. One of her fans, out of nowhere, practically jumped on Sierra in order to give her a hug, which left Sierra wide-eyed and stunned for a few seconds. Don’t be that person. Instead, be like the girl I saw at the stage door in Toronto when I saw Julia Murney in concert who asked Julia if she could have a hug before the two of them hugged one another. Just take two seconds to ask if it’s okay instead of assuming that the performer you want to hug is okay with you invading their personal space. Or, if the performer knows you well enough or recognizes you from a time you’ve gone too see them perform before and initiates the hug, then you’re in the clear.

I won’t even wrap my arm around a performer when I get my picture taken with them unless they wrap their arm around me first (which is something I believe every stage door patron should put into practice). This allows the performer to be the one to, you guessed it, initiate physical contact.

I understand that you may be a touchy/feely person. I am aware that their are performers out there who are the same, who have no issues whatsoever when it comes to physical contact with fans. But this doesn’t give you the right to invade a performer’s personal space against their will.

TL;DR: DO NOT BY ANY MEANS WHATSOEVER TOUCH A PERFORMER AT THE STAGE DOOR WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT

PLEASE BEHAVE AT THE STAGE DOOR

can seventeen have a web drama or like a reality show thing like exo did with exo next door but instead of a romance-based kind of show it should just be about their daily lives there’s probably enough romance in that and a lot of humor too I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN WHEN WILL THIS HAPPEN YOU SAY PROBABLY WHEN PLEDIS STEPS THEIR GAME UP AND GET MONEY

Soaked and Frazzled at Freddy’s

It was a cold and rainy night… it seem like the sky had decided this very night to unload all of it’s tears and sadness, and Harku Morganstern was convinced the sky had specifically decided to do this tonight because of him. 

Harku had had a really terrible day, though technically it was more of a night as he was a vampire and couldn’t exactly go out during the day. It all started this evening when he got a call from work. When not working with an annoying chatterbox that thought herself a spy, he worked for VAMP an organization set to take out out of control vampires. Now while the night had been terrible the job itself hadn’t been that bad as  he had dealt with the vampire in question with no problems. It was after that it got worse.

He was going to just head home, but of course it was right then that some super villain had taken out the teleportation network again (This sort of thing happens on a monthly basis). Because of this he decided to grab a car and drive to the nearest airport… but that wasn’t fated to happen either as the car he “acquired” broke down. And right as his car broke down it happened to be when this whole rain storm had started. 

So in the pouring down rain he had to walk along the road looking for help. After what seemed like an hour or two he found his savior… a small pizzeria that still had the lights on. He knew it was quite late but he hoped he could at least use their phone and leave So with a hope he rarely had he approached the doors. 

jodinz  asked:

Peri can rip a microwave from the wall but can't open a door thingy

“????”

(I suspect, like with all Gems, especially Steven, her abilities are heavily tied to her mental state. If she thinks she doesn’t have the strength, she doesn’t. When she’s emotional or not thinking about how weak she is, she can pull off Gem super strength.)