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PRIDE MONTH 2017 READING LIST

Looking for some YA books with queer main characters to read during pride month? Here’s a list of titles I’ve read and/or heard great things about. Most of these were published within the past year or so. Feel free to add on!

You Know Me Well by David Levithian and Nina LaCour

Two classmates, one gay and the other lesbian, meet during pride month in San Francisco and help each other through relationship problems.

 Tell me Again How a Crush Should Feel by Sara Farizan

Finally! A cute F/F novel where no lesbians die in the end! The main character is an Iranian American with traditional parents.

 Last Seen Leaving by Caleb Roehrig

Mystery/thriller about a closeted gay boy who’s girlfriend goes missing, and he becomes the focus of her disappearance. I can usually figure out what happened in mystery novels early on but this one had me guessing until the very last page.

The Abyss Surrounds Us and The Edge of the Abyss by Emily Skrutskie

Lesbian pirates and sea monsters. Need I say more?

When the Moon Was Ours by Anna-Marie McLemore

This one’s like reading a modern day fairy tell starring a trans boy named Sam, who’s family immigrated from Pakistan, and a Latina girl named Miel who grows flowers out of her wrists. And there’s a glass coffin. It’s super creepy.

Queens of Geek by Jen Wilde

Y’all, this is set at SupaCon (like Comic Con!). There are two narrators. Charlie, an Asian movie star who is bisexual, and Taylor, a blogger who has ASP.

Radical by E.M. Kokie

This one’s a little darker. It’s about a butch lesbian doomsday prepper who accidently gets involved in a dangerous plot that could get her and her family into some serious trouble. I liked this book because Bex’s views about guns are completely different than mine. But that’s why we read, right? To learn about people who are different from you.

 Of Fire and Stars by Audrey Coulthurst

This book was pitched to me as a fantasy book about a princess betrothed to a prince but she falls in love with his sister. It’s pretty good.

PS: Dear Mrs. Coulthurst, thank you for Chapter 34

 10 Things I Can See From Here by Carrie Mac

A f/f story set in Vancouver about a girl with anxiety who goes to live with her dad and falls in love with a musician.

 How to Make a Wish by Ashley Herring Blake

Like Sarah Dessen? You’ll love How to Make a Wish! It’s about a girl, who’s bisexual, who falls in love with a biracial dancer. It’s part love story, part mother-daughter story and super amazing and emotional!

 History Is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera

Keep your tissues close. You’ll need them. Griffin’s ex-boyfriend, Theo, drowns and he’s left devastated. He grows close to Theo’s boyfriend, Jackson, who is one of the few people who knows what he’s going through.

We Are Okay by Nina LaCour

Speaking of tissues, you’ll also need them for Nina LaCour’s latest YA/NA crossover. Marin is staying at school alone for Christmas holidays and her best friend Mabel comes to visit. It’s a tear jerker but also amazing and beautifully written.

The Upside of Unrequited by Becky Albertalli

I’m gonna cheat with this one because the main character isn’t queer. BUT she has two moms, they’re a biracial couple, her twin sister is a lesbian, and the sister’s girlfriend is pansexual. And her moms’ wedding is a big part of the plot. Great book to read during pride month!

Dreadnought by April Daniels

Superhero novel with a main character who’s transgender and a lesbian. I’ve read this and heard mixed reviews but for the most part, it’s a good book if you like superheroes.

The Better to Kiss You With by Michelle Osgood

This is a f/f story that I’m not entirely sure how to categorize. It’s part paranormal romance, part mystery/thriller, but could also be NA. The love interest is a butch lesbian who’s a werewolf!

Girl Mans Up by M-E Girard

Main character is a butch lesbian who comes from a traditional Portuguese family.

The Cursed Queen by Sarah Fine

If you’re a Clexa shipper, you’ll love The Cursed Queen. A fantasy novel with a bisexual main character who falls in love with her chieftain’s daughter. You can’t help but fall in love with Ansa and Thrya. And the best part? No dead queer girls!

keep seeing fanart of dadbert with hair and yall i am Digusted, this man got banned from cirque du Soleil bc he couldnt control the overwhelming urge to shave a rly hairy performer. he stocks barbasol cans like a doomsday prepper stocks canned beans. and yet you have the gall, the absolute audacity to draw this man with a full head of hair as if he isnt so canonically bald you could  slather him up w vasaline and send himhurtling head-first down an aisle towards a set of bowling pins

Another 100 Random RP Starters

- does include some swearing; feel free to edit when sending in an ask to fit character’s speech

  • “No. No, no, no. Don’t you dare try to pin the blame on me.”
  • “Did you even bother to think about the consequences?”
  • “Listen here you useless paperclip!”
  • “Meerkats are murderous little bastards.”
  • “For the record, I hate everything.”
  • “Do you even remember me?”
  • “Did you know the guy who wrote Sherlock Holmes may have killed a man?”
  • “I’m going to join NASA and fling myself into the sun.”
  • “I hope you know what you’re getting into.”
  • “Please don’t. Just… don’t.”

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Food with Long Shelf Life

• Raw Honey

• Salt

• Sugar

• Canned or Dried Beans

• White Rice

• Oats

• Pasta

• Hard Liquor

• Vinegar

• Baking Soda

• Wine

• Popcorn

• Pure Vanilla Extract

• Corn Starch

If stored probably in low moisture, low light, cool temperatures, and low oxygen content, the shelf life should be indefinite.


As always, stay safe!

May we meet again.

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My ideal bunker. Underground bunker, comfortably holds 16 adults + 8 children. King bed, bunk beds, and hide-a-bed sofas. Cafeteria, living space, 2 bathrooms equipped with 4 stalls per restroom. 1 male and 1 female shower rooms. “outdoor” simulation room with a pool and faux scenery. Buried underground, hexagon shape out of concrete and steal bars for support. Note: pictures are examples, not fully accurate.

10 ways to Prepare without Spending any Money.

1. Research the biggest risks of your area.
How much does it cost to surf the Internet or visit your local library? Nothing. If you’re serious about prepping and survival, you need to be ready to invest countless hours into research. Specifically, you need to focus on researching the biggest risks that your local community or area faces so that you know which type of disaster is most likely to occur.

2. Have a plan. 
Simple, right? You should always have plans written down for specific scenarios before they occur so that you’re more ready when a crisis does hit. Other than the cost of the paper and the writing utensils, writing down a plan is completely free.

3. Learn how to reuse basic items.
There are numerous items, lying around your house right now, that you can apply to a survival situation. You can make miniature grills out of Altoid tins and torches out of drinking straws, and use dental floss as fishing line.

Learning how to use these items in a survival situation, and then actually practicing to use those items, will pay off long-term.

4. Set aside cash.
Think of it as saving money rather than spending it. Over the course of a long-term disaster, you might not be able to access the funds in your bank. Offset this by setting aside a few bills each week into a large jar. You’ll be surprised at how fast it will grow.

5. Build improvised weapons. 
Survival naturally requires you to be creative, and a major priority in a survival situation is security. Therefore, it makes sense that you may need to get creative in regards to how you defend yourself. Learning how to build improvised weapons, such as a bow and arrow (out of sticks) or a spear (with little more than glass shards and poles) can be a fun activity.

6. Learn advanced first-aid skills.
Every injury, no matter how small, requires attention in a survival situation – simply because it can develop into something far worse if it goes untreated. You can learn advanced first-aid skills on your own time without spending any money.

7. Pre-assign survival roles to your family.

Everybody in your family, or your entire survival group for that matter, needs to be contributing to your survival efforts. If you pre-assign roles to your family members now, you’ll save a lot of time and confusion when the survival situation actually does occur.

8. Learn how to start a fire without fire-starter.
Anybody can take a match or a lighter and get a fire going, but very few can start a fire with two sticks. Learn about the different ways that you can start a fire without fire-starters, and then practice using this method in a safe environment. It will be an incredibly valuable investment of your time.

9. Learn how to mend clothing.
Taking care of your clothing will be essential in a long-term survival situation when stores may not be an option. Learning basic knitting or stitching methods will be well worth the effort – and it’s a good way to pass the time when you’re bored.

10. Practice.
The old saying goes that practice makes perfect, right? Don’t just learn how to survive. Actually, practice what you have learned. While this tip has become a little clichéd in the survival world, it’s still completely relevant.

As always, stay safe!
May we meet again.

anonymous asked:

dude like im christian but for real, conservative christians are the worst. i live in a community of conservative christian homeschoolers and it's fucking WILD. there's this one family i know where the parents are grooming their children to either play football or go into the military. or both. the fucking 17 YEAR OLD still doesn't know his times tables. both the older ones are weeaboos who watch creepy shit-tier anime. the whole family is very devoted to preparing to survive the apocalypse.

I think I saw these people on doomsday preppers, holy shit.

my mom just came into my bedroom w a serious look on her face and said that she needs to have a Real Talk with me before i move out for college this friday and i thought i was gonna get the regular ole “dont do drugs, stay focused” speech but no she started in with “here’s what you’re going to have to do in the case of an apocalyptic solar flare”

Inauguration Day
  • Imagine this. You have Kanye performing at Trump's inauguration. Just as the cheeto's about to be sworn in, Kanye grabs the mic and says, "I'm gonna let you finish. But Obama had the greatest presidency of all time." Obama is reinstated for his third term. The world is no burning.

Sometime around when Donald Trump started winning state primaries a year ago, the national mood went from, “Damn Daniel,” to “oh fuck we’re actually going to die in a rain of nuclear hellfire.” That happens when a sitting US President attacks an almost-nuclear state on Twitter, as was the case a few weekends ago.

With climate change, market instability, loss of privacy, the rise of fascism and a hair-triggered President all coming to a boil around the same time, it’s understandable for images of apocalypse and dystopia to weigh heavily on the mind.

THIS WEEK: The Cracked Podcast is doing an apocalypse grab-bag. Jack O'Brien is joined by Cracked’s Alex Schmidt and Saundra Sorenson to talk about bizarre apocalypse-level events that already happened and stories from places like Nigeria, Iraq, the Philippines and even Canada, where either natural disaster, terrorism or totalitarian government have turned everyday life into a dystopia.

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