doomsday heir

My goodness I need a place to vent my excitement because I now have THREE things to look forward to, Star Wars in UNDER A WEEK, Christmas, AND A FANDOM CELEBRATION I HELPED TO CREATE OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON THIS IS CRAZY. I cannot quite decide which is the most exciting :D

The only thing is that, now I’ve been talking about the First Day of Doomsday and all that, I got a little something in my head, and it would not let go. So…here we have a nice little Doomsday Carol while we wait. Enjoy it! It sure annoyed the hell outta me trying to fit in different stuff, but I knew I could not rest until I’d done so. 

(I think I might call this, “Song of the Druid Guardian”.)


On the First Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
A dragon with no teeth.

On the Second Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Third Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
Three Shadow heads
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Fourth Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
Four Roman balloons
Three Shadow heads
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Fifth Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
FIVE LOST THINGS*
Four Roman balloons
Three Shadow heads
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Sixth Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
Six aunts and uncles
FIVE LOST THINGS
Four Roman balloons
Three Shadow heads
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Seventh Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me,
Seven songs for Vikings
Six aunts and uncles
FIVE LOST THINGS
Four Roman balloons
Three Shadow heads
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Eighth Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
Eight Tribes a-feuding
Seven songs for Vikings
Six aunts and uncles
FIVE LOST THINGS
Four Roman balloons
Three Shadow heads
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Ninth day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
Nine arrows ticking
Eight Tribes a-feuding
Seven songs for Vikings
Six aunts and uncles
FIVE LOST THINGS
Four Roman balloons
Three Shadow heads
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Tenth Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
Ten Companions loyal
Nine arrows ticking
Eight Tribes a-feuding
Seven songs for Vikings
Six aunts and uncles
FIVE LOST THINGS
Four Roman balloons
Three Shadow heads
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Eleventh Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
Eleven old fiancés
Ten Companions loyal
Nine arrows ticking
Eight Tribes a-feuding
Seven songs for Vikings
Six aunts and uncles
FIVE LOST THINGS
Four Roman balloons
Three Shadow heads
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a dragon with no teeth.

On the Twelfth Day of Doomsday,
The True Heir gave to me
Twelve adventures thrilling
Eleven old fiancés
Ten Companions loyal
Nine arrows ticking
Eight Tribes a-feuding
Seven songs for Vikings
Six aunts and uncles
FIVE LOST THINGS
Four Roman balloons
Three Shadow heads  
Two of Grimbeard’s swords
And a DRAGON…WITH…NO….TEETH.


(*yeah, okay, there were ten lost things, but I think I can be excused one little detail, right??)