So my grandma, who doesn’t speak English, got me this Green Day Dookie shirt for my birthday and I still can’t stop laughing. She thought it said “great day” & said that the little dogs on the bottom reminded her of my dog Grace. I guess she didn’t realize that they were also blazing up. Hands down the greatest gift of all time.
So today i was grocery shopping with my mom and she had to use the bathroom so i was awkwardly waiting by the cheese for her. Anyway an employee kept looking at me, and i just looked away. He stopped and said to me “dookie right?” I got kinda offended cause i thought he was calling me a piece of shit. So then i said “what?” And he said it again. Then i realized that i was wearing my dookie shirt. And then i said “oh! Yeah!” And he said “great album.” And then he walked away. I’m an idiot!