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anonymous asked:

Pearl, I dare you to go to the big donut, go into the store and scream "I'm always a slut for donuts" as loud as you can and then run like hell

Pearl fidgeted, eyes flitting back and forth. She took a few steadying breaths before entering the donut shop.

Sadie looked up from her phone. “Oh, hello Pearl.” She put her phone down and walked to the register. “Are you here for Steven’s usual donut?”

Pearl swallowed, mouth suddenly dry. “No, I’m here for me because, well, you see…” A blue flush covered her face. “I…I’M ALWAYS A S-SLUT FOR D-DONUTS!” She ran out of the store, embarrassed mutterings following her.

Sadie and Lars stared after her.

“No wonder Steven’s so weird,” Lars said.

Big Donut Tax Scam

This seemingly average donut store has been robbing their customers for years.

In the Big Donut’s training video, “Do or Do Nut”, the song says:

“There is a 6 percent sales tax
on edible goods.
‘Cause tax exemption
is for non-prepared foods.”

To paraphrase, that means that customers don’t have to pay tax on foods that aren’t made by hand.

Donuts may have once been made by hand at one time at the Big Donut, but “not since… ‘the accident’.”

Donuts have been shipped from a factory for a while yet the Big Donut still charges a 6 percent sales tax on every donut sold.

Which may not seem like a lot but Steven buys a lot of donuts, and I’m sure the other residents of Beach City do as well.

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Funny Donut Commercial

Türkiye'nin En Büyük Graffiti Merkezi Donut Store

Şişli Ramada Oteli'nin yanından Dolapdere Caddesine inerken ,önünden ilk geçtiğimde , camdaki yansımalardan içeride ne olduğunu tam seçemediğim için bildiğimiz tatlı türü donut satan bir dükkan açıldı sanmıştım yıllar önce. Önünden her geçişimde merakım daha da fazlalaşmaya başlamıştı . Düğmeci,tekstil aksesuarları satan bir yer olduğunu düşündüğüm için içeri girmemiştim :D cehalet işte :D Eve geçip internet sitelerine girerek merakımı gidererek  mekana olan hayranlığım  başlamış oldu.

Donut Store Türkiye'nin en büyük grafitti ürünleri satan mağazası. İçeride yapı marketlerde ve nalburlarda kolay kolay değil asla bulamayacağınız renk tonlarında sprey boyalar ve bunların farklı farklı başlıkları mevcut. 

Mekan tasarımı , özellikle renkleri seviyorsanız çok etkileyici. Sprey boyaların sergilenmesi o kadar başarılı ki , renkler arasında hipnoz oluyorsunuz . Graffiti ürünleri ancak bu kadar başarılı sergilenip,satışa sunulabilir. 

Burası aynı zamanda Türkiye'de graffiti'ye ilgi duyanların buluşma,kaynaşma , bu boyayı nereden bulacağım derdine son verme yeri .

Graffitti ile alakalı kitapları,dergileri , oyuncakları , özel tasarım ürünler ve t-shirtleri de mağaza içerisinde bulabileceğiniz gibi İnternet sitelerinden de alışveriş yapabilirsiniz. Hatta farklı hediyeler ve koleksiyon ürünlerde alabilirsiniz , aynı zamanda graffiti ,serigrafi eserlerinde satıldığı bu konsept mağaza  sayesinde sanat koleksiyonerliğine bir adım atabilirsiniz. Mağaza Pazar ve Pazartesi günleri hariç 10:00 - 19:30 arası açık . 

Facebook sayfalarını takip ederek , güncel graffiti etkinliklerinide takip edebilirsiniz. 

Mağaza İnternet Sitesi 

http://www.donut.com.tr/

Mağaza Facebook Sayfası 

https://www.facebook.com/donutgraffitishop

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anonymous asked:

What happened with ariana grande and donuts?? Is she hating on donuts

she was at this donut store drunk and while the shop assistant weren’t looking she licked some (that she then bought) and when the shop assistant brought out these supersized donuts she was like “wtf is that. I hate america”

chubby-gem-pearl asked:

The large gem came out of the donut store with a box of donuts and made her way to the beach, sitting down to enjoy her favorite snacks.

Another lanky extraterrestrial would have woken up on the beach… The last thing she remembered was Steven going to sleep, and that she had watched him. Maybe she had blacked out possibly?

Anyway, once this humanoid was up on her feet looking around. She was rather confused still, wondering how she gotten here. Sluggishly, Pearl would have been making her way around the beach, mainly heading home until she saw… Another pearl? A much heavier set pearl… Was there another pearl that no one told her about?!

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i’ve thought about it and the only thing i can compare my feelings about jamie benn to is like… a grocery store glazed donut? like when you KNOW that donut has been sitting there in the exact same place for like four months and it’s definitely stale and weirdly greasy and doesn’t taste like anything and there’s a little crumb stuck to the side from some other donut that’s the flavor you hate and if you were a real grownup you would have gotten up earlier on a work day to go to starbucks and get a nice apple fritter or something but you’re NOT a real grownup, you’re a teenager who remembered to buy peanut butter at one in the morning last night like a dumbass, and now that donut is RIGHT THERE. it’s right there in front of you!!! those bastards put the donut case across from the self-checkout line as a trick so u have to stare at it first thing every morning when your defenses are down! u know you’re only going to have time to eat a granola bar for the rest of the day and you should really get some kind of real food, but right now all you can think about is how much you deserve!! to take that big tasteless sugar-adjacent puffball and put it in your stupid face!!!!

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