dont-kill-me-im-not-like-you-all

why do people think that the weasley brothers would corner harry and threaten him if he doesn’t take care of ginny?

i like to think they all had a prayer circle for the poor boy because ginny had her fair share of putting her brothers in their place when they piss her off.

fandom be like: “take care of our sister harry! or we will kill you!111!”

im sorry but it’s most likely this:

“she’s small but she’s powerful, here’s hoping you don’t get another scar.”

Phantom of The Opera
  • erik: yo im just gonna blow up some shit im real creepy and im gonna kill that fuckboy kk bye
  • raoul: hey girl I WAS THE BOY WHO FETCHED YOUR SCARF IN THE SEA REMEMBER ME DO YOU LET ME GIVE YOU ROSE FEEL MY HAND THATS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
  • managers: christine we got this down oh shIT WE DON'T
  • carlotta: all you twig bitches dont listen to me especially you ramen noodle hair girl
  • madame giry: yeah theres this man whos like older than you but he likes you ok christine
  • meg: christine THERES A MAN WHO IS CREEPY AS FUCK
  • christine: i just asked for singing lessons

roxxxy: i’m roxxxy andrews and i’m here to make it clear

me: I KNOW YOU LOVE ME BABY THATS WHY YOU BROUGHT ME HERE WAS A BITCH ON SEASON FIVE IM GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT GIVE ME A SEWING CHALLENGE AND ILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU LIKE IM FULL OF TRICKS BABY JUST LIKE IM HALLOWEEN A ROOM FULL OF MONSTERS AND THAT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM I HAVE YOU GET THIS RIGHT SO YOU DONT WASTE YOUR TIME NOT LIKE MY COMEDY IM KILLING ON THIS RHYME IIIIIIIIM GOOONNA SHOW! YOU! WHAT IIII CAN DO YOOOOOUUU’RE GOOOING CRA! ZY! AND SEEING TWO IIIIIIITS NOT MY FAULT! YOU! CANT BLAME MY GAME OOOOON THESE OTHER HOES! BUT! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME

Deep Story 707 Route be like...

**Seven’s Route:
707: Dont get to close to me, Im dangerous.
707: Let me feed you with mouth.
**After Ending
707: Things will get dangerous, thank you for supporting me. I may or may not make it out alive…
707: Can I have a selfish request? Let me leave a mark of my existence to you, let me love you all night.
Secret Ending:
707: We need to save Saeran
707: Saeran, please don’t leave me.
Saeran: I can kill you with my own two hands now.
Saeran: I-idiot.

Namjoon Lip Appreciation

get

ready

i really like his lips

like i could look at them all day

is my favorite 

i think

actually  

i dont think i have a favorite 

i think all of them

are my favorite

they’re so nice

I just wanna

run my

lips across his

is that too much to ask

pls god

i promise i wont sin

anymore than i already do why you lyin kaylee god knows that ur lyin you sinner

they look a lil chapped

there thats better

pls dont bite ur lip sir

dont lick ur lips sir

dont wink at me sir

juST DONT do anything

imma kill you 

jk

u big fluffball


leeps are da best

and i promise u that im not a sinner jk i am

gifs and pics aren’t mine

gsc in a nutshell
  • gold: youre the villain
  • silver: im not the villain
  • gold: youre the villain
  • pryce: hello children
  • both: KILL ITTTT
  • all: KILL ITTTTT
  • crystal: oh dont mind me im just working on the pokedex over here like we're supposed to
  • yellow: NO I WONT TAKE OFF MY HAT I DONT EVEN KNOW HALF OF YOU
  • gold: FUCK YOU
  • yellow: FINE
  • gold & red: dayum.
  • yellow: just take your stupid feathers and beat your stupid old man
  • gold: just kidding i'm okay
  • gold: red lets run away together
  • red: okay
  • misty: FUC K.

the members of b.a.p just feel so trustworthy like they could tell me to just trust them for something and i’d be like ‘okay sure yeah what you need’ no questions asked

except youngjae

youngjae is a shady bitch

3 DAYS LATER….





When the bae is sick but u dont care n kiss her anyway and now ur sick af

also sapphire didnt eveen got sick at all lmao 
In honor to all the people who wished me health soon and gave me cutest drawings about it.THANKYOUGUYS
how the signs say "i love you"
  • aries: "I can wait for you"
  • taurus: "you can have it, I don't need it"
  • gemini: "continue your story"
  • cancer: "I trust you"
  • leo: "do you like this?" (asking ur opinion)
  • virgo: "I've never told that to anyone else"
  • libra: "lets hangout!!"
  • scorpio: "[high sarcasm] psh, i dont care about you at ALL"
  • sagittarius: "I made your favorite food :D"
  • capricorn: "lets go somewhere you wanna go"
  • aquarius: "you're weirder than me. weird."
  • pisces: "I'm so comfortable around you"
Batfam as Wolfpupy Tweets
  • Bruce Wayne: hate when people say im lurking in the shadows when im just chilling
  • Alfred Pennyworth: you have to be cruel to be kind, no wait the other thing, you have to do nice things. phew, could have caused a lot of problems
  • Dick Grayson: i am abandoning the twitter world to pursue a career as a gun slinging fashion diva. good riddance to you all
  • Barbara Gordon: the world continues to spiral out of control and i am just sitting here like a bad bitch
  • Jason Todd: retiring from my life of crime because vending machines and claw machines dont give you stuff when you point a gun at them
  • Tim Drake: if you think you can be rude to me with sass think again. i am the only one allowed to do that
  • Cassandra Cain: hey murderers and killers, knock it off. stop killing and murdering all the time, thats just my opinion though
  • Stephanie Brown: combat helmet? no thanks ill take my sunflower hat, im not going to look like an idiot out there on the battlefield
  • Damian Wayne: i dont want to hear your excuses, or anything else you have to say, i want to hear a cool song about me and my life
5

Please god lord please just if you know please let me know, is this from a video? Secret pictures from disney? Tell me please cause im freaking myself all over because i dont know if it is true, i dont say it is art because it doesnt look like it, i mean it looks extremely real, If you know something let me know please cause feels are killing me.

Tag Game

Tell us 10 of your favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people.

  tagged by @kiibos-ahoge

 thanks mang! I finally got around to catching one of these

This is gonna be “Thirst Thread: The Game” by the time this post is over, I promise it wont all be like that though lmfao

, I dont imagine you have to do this in any particular order either

1. Lyndis (Fire Emblem)

Absolutely fucking kills my heart. Like out of all the characters in this series, im well aware that out of every FE character, some are better units, have more indepth backstories and all. But god damn do I fucking love Lyn, for some reason she just drives me fucking crazy, I love using her? It physically pains me that she isnt more involved with Blazing Blade’s story? I love her design? I just love lady lyndis man, just flatout. (dont worry the other characters wont have this long of boxes)

2. 2B (Nier:Automata)

Originally posted by moopie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3. Kiyotaka Ishimura (Danganronpa)

Originally posted by danganspoiler

of course this is a gif

4.Josuke Higashikata (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Originally posted by yourkekyoin

5. Princess Zelda (Legend Of Zelda)


(”hmmm seems like an excuse for you to put botw zelda in a post” nahh I actually do love the zeldas most in each game. BOTW Zelda is just my favorite in design and the most recent lol)

6. Alma Armas (VA-11 Hall-A)

7. Satou Kazuma (KonoSuba)

Originally posted by hiratzuka

Originally posted by senor-sama

8. DVA (Overwatch)

Originally posted by mrsmaow

Ummmmmmm



9.King Dedede (Kirby)

Originally posted by kingdededede

10. Spongebob Squarepants (Its…its the title)




This was a lot harder than I thought, ive spent hours on just this post surprisingly

@a-curious-passerby @silver-lucas @elicorn-prince @lord-hector-of-ostia @saizos-right-boob @wylia @exactly45angrybaldpeople @thealmightyscrub @azureleon

GIVE IT A WHACK

drpuffles  asked:

remember when jk said jm had cute toes like who says that?? alSO, during fansigns they flirt so much they ignore the fans.i love how JK hovers when JM hangs out w/ others, that frozen smile he gets on his face (when hes jealous) gives me life like during that fansign when min/joon were all touchy and he ignored JM (bc he was jealous), im pure trash for this sHIp. the prom backhug, all the backhugs im just...dfksanf. and how all the members seem so done w/ them sometimes like???

OMG NUUUUUU UR KILLING ME 

LOL I laughed so hard when Will (@pafuyu-mu​) said that thing about the toes in his Jikook analysis video. I was like lmao TRUTH. 

DONT BRING UP FANSIGNS WITH ME. JUST DONT. If you read my tags you know all the rage I have for those. but tbh I try to blame it on the seating arrangements but last time they did Jimin publicly vetoed it in front of everyone so ._. I guess it’s harder than it looks XD

Jungkook gets jealous of Minjoon so much like: 

Relax Mr. Spreading Legs. (also namjoon’s jpg face lmao)

OMG YOU SAID PROM BACKHUG LMAO. ARE WE THE SAME PERSON XDDDDDDDD I THOUGHT ONLY I USED THAT TERM XDD

^PROM COUPLE RIGHT DERE. ngl first time i saw those photos i fucking screamed. and i did a double take wondering if it was actually them.but it was. so i screamed some more. favourite pictures of them.

ngl. as much as i ship them. sometimes im hoseok and taehyung when it comes to them lmao.

^“can you guys chill? ._.”

even my sister (who is originally a taekook shipper and still claims to be) sees them interact sometimes and she’s just like O.O “wtf they’re so weird.”

(and shiet, ur Canadian too? Come join my moose party :D) 

What she says: I’m fine

What she’s thinking: okay DID YOU SEE SHAWNS COVER OF DRAG ME DOWN HE JUST DROPPED IT OUT OF NO WHERE AND HE LOOKS SO HOT IN IT AND DID YOU HEAR WHEN HIS VOICE GOT LOW THEN TO HIGH LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO AND THEN THE ENDING DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ENDING HE SAID “THANKS.” THATS IT. THATS ALL. LIKE IM HERE FREAKING OUT AND ALL YOU SAY IS THANKS YEA OKAY MENDES YOU ARE GONNA KILL ME ONE OF THESE DAYS

me @ m.arvel

if you fuck up the new vader comic

like you have fucked up everything else

i will hunt you down

and i will kill you

every

single

one

of

you


… okay thanks.

like tbh at this point i dont even really care what TF anyone says about the Warcraft movie I just still cant believe after all this time AT LAST i will be able to see some of the characters ive read and loved on the big screen like.. im so excited to finally see something thats been such a HUGE part of my life come to life in a way (even though its a movie but u get what i mean!) ill be damned if you guys let it flop because i wanna see sequels! I wanna see the Night elves and their lush forests, I wanna see the birth of the scourge, the fall of quelthalas, the rise of the lich king, the aspects, the battle of mount hyjal, i want to be be able to see most if not all the lore that ive grown love like i know this sounds nerdy af but idc!! jdwakjdbwa

lafayette-flyteatea  asked:

Okay I've just got to say you are my favorite person ever, not only do you ship Johan and usnavi but also jamilton and your fanfictions are absolutely to die for (I'm in love with summon all the courage you require) AND YOUR MODERN AU JAMILTON KILLS ME Pretty much I just felt like I should tell you how much I appreciate you cause diddly dang

frick thank you so much this is so nice I’m internally combusting thnak you