Me: So if God hates gays why the would he make them? It makes no sense, plus he wiped out the entire WORLD for 40 days and nights so, wouldn’t that be enough time for sea plants to grow everywhere? Or if not that at least wipe out every plant that existed by drowning it. And if he could control and brainwash tons of angels, why did that one guy become Satan? Was he sick of being oppressed by God? Or maybe he was sick of serving so he went and created his only little place. And how did all those angels get there anyhow? There wasn’t any people at the time. Unless those people where just extraterrestrial beings or something. How did Noah build such a large ark in such a short span of time by himself? How did his ark carry so many animals for 40 days? how did the animals not just kill every other animal along with the humans? What did they eat? Plants? Bread? Because man can not live on bread alone.
Santa: I asked what you wanted for Christmas.
Me: Answers my jolly good fellow. Answers.