dont watch me take a drink

The Catch: Part One


You and Bucky were destined for each other, and everyone seemed to know it but you. The day you met Bucky Barnes, you grew closer with your platonic relationship - that is until one night in the heart of New York, things change. While weeks pass of denying anything could ever happen between the two of you, you realize that unconventional love is the best of all.

Notes: Bucky x Reader, tension. Playfulness. Let me know if you’d like a part two!

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Ong Seongwoo as Boyfriend

A/N: As Im starting to write this its 3am and outside of my apartment theres drunk college boys screaming outside and a girl was yelling at her bf and best friend that the whole neighborhood heard her and i couldnt sleep. And thats college kids.

  • such a fuckin tease
  • loves to tease u on anything
  • if ur too short to reach something
  • “awww does my jagi need my help”
  • “shut up ong before I kick u so we match height”
  • but u know he cares
  • cuz the next day u see him place the item on the next bottom shelf 
  • was a sweetheart
  • bless for ong
  • makes his mission to make to make to laugh or even smile 
  • sends u memes at like 4 in the morning of kermit
  • “Ong…why…its 4 am…”
  • “exactly”
  • makes weird faces when u guys are outside making people stare 
  • screw being a visual 
  • like u guys would be in a cute lil cafe having a great time
  • and here u are (lookin cute af) trying to take a slip of ur drink
  • but NoPE ong decides to make the derp of derp face 
  • like 
  • so u snort and die of laughter result in people looking at u both
  • but ong dont care
  • he loves seeing u laugh 
  • also he comes a softy for u
  • like u would be on the couch watch tv 
  • but then ong just grabs u towards him and cuddles u 
  • “ong what are you-”
  • “just shhhhhh”
  • even though he jokes around and teases u he shows a new persona 
  • like when ur feeling down he would surround u with ur favorite food, drinks, pillows, a blanket 
  • holds u and lets u just spill out ur stress and gives u wisdoms 
  • also treats u as a princess 
  • but u feel like the mistress with ongneil but thats fine 
  • in all ong would be a wonderful boyfriend where ur relationship would be filled with laughter and love

My cat:
-watches me in the bath
-watches me on the toilet
-tries to take my food
-drinks out of my cups
-walks on my laptop when I try to work
-has almost smothered me in my sleep by laying on my throat
-bites me when I don’t scratch his ears in a timely fashion

-holds cat




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how to study!! (issa parody i dont actually give good advice what do you think this is) I WILL NOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANY FAILING GRADES. but you can ask me how i managed to drink a carton of chocolate milk, read a book, watch a movie and stir a cup of tea with my toe all at the same time.

Random Drabble #14

Originally posted by donewithjeon

Melting the Maknae

You were sat on the sofa with Jungkook watching a marvel film- although you weren’t paying attention to which one, when the idea comes to mind. You weren’t aware of why or how you’d started thinking about it, but suddenly it consumed every thought and the way you were staring at Jungkook’s neck as he lay against you between your legs, head tilted towards the television, didn’t help your need to pursue the idea.

‘Jungkookie?’ you murmur, beginning to stroke your fingers through his hair to make sure you got his attention.


'Will you get me a drink?’ you ask, your heart beginning to race a little as you think about what you wanted to do.

'You can go and get it. You know where everything is.’ he replies, not in a nasty way, but more of a 'you normally get it yourself’ kind of way.

'But I cant be bothered to move.’ you whine, dropping your head back onto the cushion dramatically as he looks up at you, and smiling cheekily when he narrows his eyes and sighs.

'Aish, you’re so lazy.’ he groans, slowly getting to his feet and playfully messing your hair as you continue to pretend to lay there, the move making you groan at him in mild annoyance.

'Can you make sure it has ice?’ you call after him, rolling over slightly to catch his eye and shooting him a sweet, pleading smile, as you watch him walk into the kitchen, sighing dramatically at your specific request.

'Pause the film a minute?’ he calls back, as you hear the clink of a glass, and you quickly reach for the remote so that you could follow his request.

He’s back within a minute and you smile thankfully at him as he hands you the glass, taking back up his position between your legs and reaching for the remote to resume the film, shuffling his shoulders a little against your stomach as he resettles himself, and making you have to bite your lip at the pressure it was putting on the currently highly sensitive area between your legs- that was already heating up with the vivid pictures of your plan that your mind was conjuring up.

You take a few sips of your drink first, making sure your lips were perfectly cold before leaning down slowly and pressing a soft kiss to the bare skin of his neck.

'Aish! Jagi! Thats cold! Dont do that!’ he yelps, having been startled by your actions and causing you to spill your drink slightly as you hold it away from the sofa.

'Jungkook! You made me spill my drink!’ you complain, feigning annoyance and hearing him sigh as he gets up to grab a towel from the kitchen.

'It was your fault for scaring me like that!’ he argues lightly, jogging through to the kitchen and the cold water that had dripped onto your leg from the spillage makes you have a thought.

'Whilst you’re up can you turn the heater up?’

'But you just asked me to get you a drink with ice!’ he complains, laughing slightly as he comes back to crouch beside you, cleaning the spillage with some kitchen towel and removing your glass from your hand to put it on the side table.

'Exactly, and now i’m cold.’ you smirk, shooting him a smile and feeling a hint of mischief pull at the edges of your lips.

'Aish, you know sometimes you can be high-maintenance?’ he murmurs, raising an eyebrow, and his comment causes you to slap his head lightly before he stands back up, and you cant help poking your tongue out at him as he goes about putting the towel in the bin and granting your request of putting the heating on.

'I might be high-maintenance, but not as much as you.’ you comment when he once again resumes his position between your legs and starts the film.

'You might have a point,’ he sighs, turning his head slightly to wink at you, before forcing his attention back to the film, and you follow his lead as you wait for your plan to really begin.

5 minutes later and you’re beginning to feel quite warm, the heating having kicked in and, given the sight of the slight perspiration building on Jungkook’s forehead, it was time to start the plan.

He was so heavily consumed by the film that he hadn’t even realised how warm the dorm had become, and you were glad that the other boys were either out with friends or in their rooms, because what you were about to do, probably shouldn’t be acted out in polite company.

Watching him cautiously, you slowly reach for your glass on the side table and warily submerge your fingers into the cold water to retrieve a slightly melted ice cube, having to move slightly faster and stealthier, as it begins to melt almost immediately in your hands.

You bite your lip as you carefully move the ice cube from your left to your right hand, before slowly reaching down slightly and hesitantly placing it against Jungkook’s neck, tensing your thighs around his waist when he suddenly tries to jump up.

'Jagi! I told you-’

'Sorry, I accidentally dropped it!’ you cut him off, having shoved the rest of the ice cube into your mouth and smiling at him innocently as he turns his head to glare at you, before swallowing the tiny cube of ice and leaning forward to touch your lips to his.

'Honestly, I didn’t mean to.’ you murmur, casually touching his upper thigh as you kiss him, before pulling him back against your stomach and shuffling a little so that you could snuggle your face into his neck in apology.

'Oh…uh…no that’s fine, it just made me jump.’ he murmurs, caught off guard by your actions and taking a few seconds to register your shift in mood, before reclining back into your embrace and turning his attention back to the film.

You smile as you watch his cute, oblivious face, tucking your face cosily into his neck for a few minutes before casually reaching out for your drink once again- and to make sure you dont make him too suspicious of you, you take a few gulps of your water before settling back into him, an ice cube secretly hidden in your mouth.

At this point, he’s wiped his forehead a few times with his arm and is starting to flush pink with the heat of the apartment, but despite the fact you could feel yourself becoming a little too warm too, you still continue with your plan.

You purposefully tighten your arms around him as you press your mouth to his neck, finding his pulse point before pushing the remaining tiny ice cube out of your mouth and onto his neck. He jumps again, and goes to shout at you in annoyance, but before he can say anything, you 'accidentally’ move a hand to his inner thigh, just before his crotch, and you feel his whole body tense up as his words get stuck in his throat.

'Jagi….what are you-’

'Are you feeling hot, Kookie?’ you whisper in his ear, the ice cube having melted on the hot skin of his neck, and you watched intensely as the leftover water dripped below the neckline of his shirt, the sight making your core heat up in response.


'Do you want me to help you cool down?’ you murmur, once again cutting him off as you reach your hand out to retrieve another ice cube from your glass, smirking at him whilst you watch his mouth, and slowly bringing the ice cube up to brush over his collar bones, feeling your heart begin to race as soon as you hear his breath hitch in his throat.

'I..I..- what about the rest of the film?’ he whispers nervously, his eyes comically wide as he watches you smile at his reaction, his hand subconsciously sliding over to hold the outside of your thigh where you were pretty much wrapped around him from behind.

'Do you really care about the rest of the film?’ you ask cheekily, biting your lip and looking up at him innocently as you put the remainder of the ice cube in your mouth and flicker your gaze up to his whilst lightly trailing your fingers just shy of the water trails you’d made on his skin. You dont try to hide your smirk as he shakes his head slowly, instead looking back to his collarbones and proceeding to gently blow cool air over them, giggling when his grip tightens on your leg and you watch him struggle to restrain himself as his chest and arms tense needily beneath your touch.

'Why do you always rile me up like this while im trying to watch my film?’ he murmurs, half desperately and half frustratedly, his cheeks tinging red as his eyes fix on your mouth, his fingers kneading your thigh whilst his other hand tries to wriggle around you to pull you closer to him.

'Because you’ve watched these films 50 billion times, and I always end up getting good ideas whenever we watch them.’ you say quietly, teasingly leaning closer to him but not touching your mouth to his, only letting your breath roll over his lips and across his neck as you turn your head slightly.

'I knew you were up to something when you told me to turn the heating up.’ he comments quietly, ducking his head to try and catch your lips and groaning when you quickly tilt your head out of the way, and instead letting him press a kiss just under your jaw as he pulls you slowly onto his lap, his excitement over your plan becoming deliciously evident against your crotch.

'I had the idea way before then.’ you murmur, letting out a half moan, half giggle when he stretched his mouth up to nip at your jaw, kissing and nipping gently at your cheek as his lips trail to your mouth, and his arm that had wound around you keeps you prisoner as he groans into the kiss that he finally manages to plant on your mouth- which you are all too happy to respond to with vigour.

'You’re so sneaky.’ he murmurs, dragging you by your thigh till you were sat flush against his hips, your hands having a mind of their own as they snake up the broad musculature of his chest to the toned plains of his shoulders.

'Says you. I know you only ever want to watch a film when you’re horny, cause you know it bores me-’

'Well it worked didn’t it?’ he quips cheekily, cutting you off before you can even respond to him by quickly pushing you down onto the sofa beside him before shifting positions so that he was hovering over you, a smirk stretching his lips that were descending towards yours needily, but you’re able to get in the last word before you let him take control.

'I guess we’re going to find out.’


sushiandtomatoes  asked:

Hey anons! If i may butt in a second here, its a pathetic and cowardly thing to harass someone on the internet that you don't know. On anon even. Its embarrassing how you go out of your way to pick on somebody and don't even show your face. Alex, we dont know eachother but here's some advice, take a break. I've been through this before and trust me it helps. Maybe drink your favourite tea/coffee if you have one, watch your favourite shows etc. Ignore these cowards, they aren't worth your time.

Heya, lovely! I’ve been trying to take a break believe it or not, but it truly didn’t seem to do much. This happened before too and I took a break for about a week I believe? Eventually had to shut off anon because it was just getting worse. I will take your advice though. I’m gonna watch what I love and draw more. I appreciate you sending me this and offering advice. Thank you <3


Ok I still haven’t played much of this game and I had no idea you could grab two drinks at once, so imagine my face when she walked to the bar with a 1000% done expression and started downing them like nobody’s business…
I guess I can not have one child that is not an alcoholic/drug addict/self loathing etc piece of shit huh? What does that say about me and my parenting skills I wonder….

Me *finishes watching kidPOV’s new video* : hmm maybe I should take a break from the youtuber world and from tumblr.

Me: *reaches out for a book*                                                                                                                                                                                                                   A WORK IN PROGRESS BY CONNOR FRANTA! 




Me: okay…maybe a movie?



Me: Oh I’ll just listen to songs :) *goes to my iTunes app*





Me: Oh…I’ll just listen to some podcasts? 




Me: Uh…I should play on different apps. Yea I like my phone. 




Me: Oh no…maybe I should read some magazines. 




 Me: Okay thats scary, some tv won’t hurt 



 Me: oh my god I think I actually need to go outside to escape this. *opens the door* 


emo-space-trash  asked:

Hey hey hey i get that you want to post everything in time but dont do what Thomas did. Dont over work yourself please. Get some rest, relax, watch the new vid a million times, eat and drink, sleep and dont make your fics your first priority. I know you want to get it done but take care of yourself❤❤

Oh my gosh, thank you so much for this! I promise, I’m only working on these things in my free time. And I love writing, it’s one of those things that relaxes me. But you’re so sweet to worry, and I promise if it gets to be too much, I’ll let you guys, gals and nonbinary pals know. 💙

Tagged by @lawlietinblue thanks!

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag people


1. Drink: watter
2. Phone call: oh wow… i think mum? i don’t call much
3. Text message: friend
4. Song you listened to: Katarzia - Milovať s hudbou
5. Time you cried: i don’t remember, i guess when i watched battle of sevastopol


6. Dated someone twice: dated someone? no
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: kissed someone? no
8. Been cheated on: nope
9. Lost someone special: yeah… 
10. Been depressed: i dont know, gotta take lucky shot and say no
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: gotten drunk? me? nope


12-14. dark turqoise, crimson, mossy green 


15. Made new friends: yes!!!!
16. Fallen out of love: nope
17. Laughed until you cried: many times
18. Found out someone was talking about you: this is ‘small’ town, i don’t have illusions people don’t talk about me  
19. Met someone who changed you: more like unmeet… but yes probably
20. Found out who your friends are: not my friends… i guess
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: well i kissed my sister on forehad if that’s doesn’t count then no


22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: about 99%
23. Do you have any pets: my sister, if she doesn’t count then no
24. Do you want to change your name: hell no
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: ehm… i think i visited Temelín
26. What time did you wake up: too early (i oversleep and it was around 6:45 a.m.)

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: either sleep or listen to music

28. Name something you can’t wait for: ice skating saturday is sooner but ther’re lot of things

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: *waves mum* *mum waves back*
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: stop being so lazy probably
31. What are you listening to right now:  my slovak playlist (yeah i have slovak but not czech) 
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: with czech equivalent, yeah…
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: ignorant people
34. Most visited website: email, bakaláří (czech students know), and this hell
35. Mole/s: lot of, everywhere
36. Mark/s: here and there
37. Childhood dream: warrior princess
38. Hair color: light brown/dark blond, sometimes ginger tones, it’s complicated  
39. Long or short hair: something between
40. Do you have a crush on someone: no but everyone thinks i do (i live in fucking high school slown burn AU, exept not it's   just sounds like it)
41. What do you like about yourself?: my determination prove everyone wrong, and now i have good self esteem so i think this is really important right now 
42. Piercings: nope
43. Blood type: B?
44. Nickname: Wikipedia, Bench, Trueriel, and so on
45. Relationship status: single, unkissed & proud
46. Zodiac: taurus 
47. Pronouns: she/her 
48. Favorite TV Show(s): Two broken girls, HIMYM, The Big Bang Theory
50. Right or left hand: left!!!
51. Surgery: one, eyebrow, few stitches, now i have cool scar (sadly nobody ever notice)
52. Hair dyed in different color: nope
53. Sport: me? play sport? i would die, i like to watch hockey though
55. Vacation: dream one or like how? i would like to return to bulgaria and visit nordic countries + russia + canada + italy
56. Pair of trainers: ehm, blue? 


57. Eating: food, we don’t come with better things yet  
58. Drinking: mostly water and tea
59. I’m about to: go to theathre
61. Waiting for: miracle
62. Want: happynes
63. Get married: probably
64. Career: i have time, shut up


65. Hugs or kisses: both
66. Lips or eyes: eyes
67. Shorter or taller: taller
68. Older or younger: older
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: personality
71. Sensitive or loud: both? 
72. Hook up or relationship: relationship
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hestitant


74. Kissed a Stranger: nope
75. Drank hard liquor: once, accidentaly (i thought it was ice tea) 
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope
77. Turned someone down: i din’t notice bur probably  
78. Sex on the first date: have date? no
79. Broken someone’s heart: nope or i didn’t notice    
80. Had your heart broken: nope
81. Been arrested: nope
82. Cried when someone died: yeah…
83. Fallen for a friend: nope 


84. Yourself: i can say mostly yes and that’s amzing    
85. Miracles: i need to
86. Love at first sight: no
87. Santa Claus: ježíšek all the way!!!!
88. Kiss on the first date: why not


90. Current best friend name: Lenka
91. Eye colour: brown and little bit of green but nobody notice
92. Favourite movie: don’t know, Syrup was cool

Tagging @aphnorsea @treflev 

This Might Be The Last Time

A Kwon Jiyong/G-Dragon Fanfiction

Summary: You’d just wanted to dance away your worries, let the music take you to better places. But when you meet Kwon Jiyong in the new club in town, you never imagined ‘better places’ would be so easy to find, and so difficult to hold onto.

Chapter summary: A talk with Seunghyun, a fight at the club and waking up in someone else’s apartment…

Chapter type: A mix of Fluff and Angst

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. 

It’s not what you think…

Enjoy! ;)

Chapter 17 (Coming soon)

Chapter 16

After that, the two of you get escorted to the music video set for the day, with strict instructions from Yang to keep the touching to a minimum- not wanting to catch the attention of the ‘unknown source’ that had revealed your activities the other day.

You get a break half way through the day and you’re sat in the seating area that’s been set up, gulping down a cup of coffee, when Seunghyun makes his way over to you.

'Annyeonghaseyo.’ he murmurs, nodding his head at you and turning to the coffee machine.

'How are you, Seunghyun?’ you ask, watching him as he pours coffee into a styrofoam cup, stirring slowly as he thinks.

'I am well thank you, Y/N…yourself?’ he asks, turning to face you, but keeping his eyes on his cup, only glancing up once to briefly look at you.

'I’ve been…I’m…fine.’ you murmur, looking away, bringing your cup shakily to your lips.

'You dont seem so sure about that.’ he says and you hear his footsteps as he walks over, ducking his head so that he could meet your eyes, his expression concerned.

'I’m fine…its just…well…Jiyong…’

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anonymous asked:

Hello I would like to submit one stovetuna prompt with steve being possessive or protective over tony at a club or party cause Tony's getting hit on but he doesn't like it

AVAC universe but works as any college/university AU. Lil glimpse of fake boyfriend confusion?? I’m weak, sorry. 

Steve knows that Tony can take care of himself. He walks around with high tech armoured boots that can fly and has a repulser arm, for crying out loud. He’s just as much of a superhero as any of the other Avengers. Of course he can take care of himself. 

That doesn’t stop him from absolutely bristling at the sight of some brawny, dark haired dude in a leather jacket hanging all over Tony while he willfully ignores him and subtly leans away. 

At a glance, most people wouldn’t notice that Tony is uncomfortable. He’s flashing his trademark smile, laughing loudly, answering every advance with the perfect amount of charm and slight sarcasm. Someone who doesn’t know Tony very well would say that he’s completely in his element, charming the pants off this guy in the middle of this party.

Steve does know Tony, though. He’s only standing a couple arms lengths away, and he sees the tension around Tony’s mouth, hear how brittle and forced his laughter is, and the way that his body is clearly angled away from the guy who is very clearly trying to get as close to Tony as possible. 

It’s taking every ounce of self control Steve has to keep himself from striding over and throwing the guy across the room, far away from Tony. 

He’s holding back because he knows Tony wouldn’t appreciate it. They’ve been in that situation before, and Steve got yelled at for butting in when Tony can clearly handle it on his own. 

That doesn’t mean Steve has to like it. 

“Steve.” His name is accompanied by a fist socking him in the arm. 

“Ow, jesus Buck, what was that for?” Steve turns an exasperated glare on Bucky, who is glaring right back at him. 

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LisAni TV Premium: Aoi Shouta (10232016)

Shoutan talked about DDD and WonderLab DVD release and answered some fast questions. There was also one question about what he does before he sleeps and he said he wears a shirt and pants (I’d like to think he said he takes off his pants lmao okay dont mind me).

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PRO TIP (school tips)

sorry but seriously this is a PSA for how to do projects/homework with mental illnesses.

ive come up with these tips through my own personal experiences so sorry if these dont work for you but they really helped me.

~if youre feeling just really tired and you dont have the energy to work on that project due in 3 days, dont do it. im not saying just bail on the whole project, but take a day, relax, AND PLAN WHAT YOURE GOING TO DO TOMORROW. stay in bed, put on a film or a youtube video, and write out what your going to do the next couple days to get everything done. plan everything down to the hour. give yourself extra time in case you cant get it done in time. seriously, schedule out your whole day. it really helps.

~get plenty of sleep. im serious. you hear this all the time but really GET PLENTY OF SLEEP. if you wake up at like 6ish, go to bed at 11 or 10. this gives you around 7 or 8 hours of sleep. if youre like me and you like to stay up on tumblr before you go to bed, go to bed at 8 or 9, get comfy in bed, relax. scroll through tumblr or watch youtube until 11 and then go to sleep. i do this on a daily basis and it gives me a lot more energy in the morning.

~stay hydrated. again, you hear this all the time but you need to. stay away from sodas and stuff and drink a lot of water. im on a no-soda diet ? i guess and seriously its energy city over here tbh

~get in an activity that doesnt involve school. take up dance, or cheer, or soccer, or basketball, or something. you dont even have to be athletic. there are a lot of activities outside of your school programs that will take you on a team, regardless of athleticism. but just do something to take your mind off of school for a while. being active can really boost your energy levels and get fit while youre at it.

~plan out a certain time each day for homework. the time should be around 2 hours long, because i know you may get a lot of homework. during those 2 hours after school, go through your bag, make sure you have everything done. do what you dont have done. really focus during this time and you can relax and have free time later, without having to stress out 2am on tuesday night, wondering where you left your math homework.

~TAKE BREAKS. if sitting down for 2 hours and doing work is too much for you, break it up. do 30 minutes of work, take a 20 minute break, 30 more minutes of work, 20 minute break, and so on, until all your work is done

~seriously if its all too much, talk to your teachers about it. if they really care about their students, they could give you an extension or something, just so you dont fail.

~just because youre not passing doesnt mean you arent smart.

~dont give up.

okay but this post got me thinking a little bit

modern day Will has to be in college classes for 8 hours straight so to stay awake he makes his coffee with a monster energy drink instead of water and brings it to class

even better when one of his teachers is Halt who takes his coffee from him because “no drinks in my class Mr. Treaty” and ends up drinking will’s coffee and will just sits back smugly and watches his teacher drink 3 serving sizes of a monster energy drink and all hell breaks loose

trust me I drank an entire 3 serving size can of monster right before my SAT and let me tell you thats such a bad idea dont do that to yourself please

happy national coffee day rangers!

The hours following the upload of the new comic, basically. 

Just doing that lil post to say that I won’t be there tomorrow/today cause I’ll probably be drunk and rolling on the floor,celebrating New Years Eve. And probably not thuesday either because of the after-shocks or what I just mentioned.

I will read, reblog, react and reply to all the amazing things you sent me or tagged me in when I get back ! Well, at least I’ll try.

IF YOU MISS ME WHILE I’M GONE YOU CAN ALWAYS CHECK TWITTER SNAPCHAT (toodrunktosnap). I’ll try not to post or send embarassing drunk pictures promise. Also the Q&A video !



ever since the first time i watched skins in like 2008 or 2009 ive had the never ending question of.

do all teens in england smoke/do drugs/party/ and have sex???? like do u all have tons of friends an jus go to school then party like is this all u ppl do

because i mean. i dont leave my house. i drink juice and talk to my rabbit and cuddle my pillow an cry an masturbate.

like excuse me ???????????????