dont touch me i will explode

Even though the outcome was obvious, I still wanted to bet on that one milli-meter of a possibility. What is this? This isn’t like me.
— 

Shishio Satsuki (Chapter 78)

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“‘A…su…na….’

Asuna. The pain that burned deep in my chest came back. Asuna, my beloved, my wife, the woman who had stood at the end of the world with me.

Was it a dream? A beautiful illusion I’d witnessed in an artificial world? For a moment, I wasn’t sure. 

No, she was real. We’d laughed together, cried together, fallen asleep together…those things weren’t a dream. Kayaba had said 'Congratulations on beating the game Kirito and Asuna.’ I heard him say her name. If I was included among the players who survived, Asuna must be as well. 

The moment I realized this, my love and overwhelming longing for her exploded within me. I want to see her. I want to touch her hair. I want to kiss her. I want to hear her voice.” (p.244) 

LOOK AT THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LUKE AND CALUM OMG IM EXPLODING

(LUKE DONT TOUCH ME WITH THOSE SPIDER LEGS I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE)
BTS Driving...

Jin: *stares at himself in mirror* *crashes car* *checks mirror again* Well, at least I’m still pretty!

Rap Monster: *touches steering wheel* *breaks it* WELL DAMN IT!!!!!

Suga: I don’t need driving lessons because I have sweg… *starts car* *car explodes*

Jimin: CANT YOU SEE ME TRYING TO GET INTO THE OTHER LANE! STOP IGNORING ME IM NOT INVISIBLE!!!

V: *driving on the freeway* *gets pulled over by the police* ALIEN POWERS DONT FAIL ME NOW!!

J-Hope: *yells words of encouragement to passing cars*

Jungkook: *is driving a toy car* 🎶THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ THEY HATIN’! 🎶

Let me explain to u a thing
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Let me explain to u a thing

(An anon asked me to make something like my video  for THIS post. Thank you tumblr user Enitari for this beautiful post all credit goes to this person) 

FUCKIN G WEINER DINGLE BURRITO JUST LET ME EXPAIN MY LOVE FOR THIS IMAGE ONCE AND FOR ALL 

[AGGRESSIVELY INHALES] 

LET ME TELL U HOW FUCKING  IMPORTAN T THIS IMAGE IS FOR ME?????? IS T HIS REAL LIFE???? JUST LET ME EXPLAIN TO U A TH ING”“!!!!?!!?11!!!

JUST LOOk AT HIM?????????????+++ LOOK AT REN??? DOG??? HOT LOOK HOW HAPPY THE DOG HOT LOOK CLOSER HOW HAPPY HE IS AOB IS EYE CLOSED BUT RENREN ????NONONO DIDNT FUCKIGN THINK SO REN EYE OPEN LOOKING AT SMILE AOBU AND REALIZING HOW HAPPY HE IS THAT THEYRE FINALLY TOGETHER DO U SEE IT ??? DO U???? ? ?  DO YOU REALLY? ?? YOU FCUK ING EGGHEADED DICK BURRITO. REN LOVES BOB SO MUCH CAN U SEE THE LOVE I JUST HIS SMILE SAYS EVERYTHING LIKE AOBUBA HTANK U FOR LOVING ME I THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG LOVING U BUT NO I AM LOVE U THANK NO IM SORRY SORRY OH AH SORRY WOW HEHE SORRY

NO REN STOP SAYING SORRY U FUCKING FRECKLE UR THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON THE PLANENT U LITTLE SHIT JUST S T  O P

THIS IMAGE IS THE EVERYTHING THE LIFE THE MEANING  I WANT TO TELEPORT INT O THE MIDDLE OF THIS IMAGE AND TOUCH EVERYTHING IN IT I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE THIS IMAGE AND SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE INSIDE THIS PIECE OF FRICKERY JUNGLE DONGLE DOGGIE PIC AND JUST WATCH THEM UNTIL I DIE I WANT TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND SEE THIS PIC  I WANT THIS PIC DISPLAYED AT MY FUNERAL AND AT M Y FUCKING REINCARNATION BECaUSE DAWG SINCE I SAW THIS FRICKERY DINGLE DONGLE PIC I WILL LIVE FOREVER  IM SO DONE I WANT THE LION KING THEME SONG TO BE PLAYED IN THE BACKGR OUND AS I SLOWLY DISPERCE INTO THE WIND WHILE I VIOLENTLY FAP IN THE DISTANCE

U THINK U UNDERSTAND ME YET NO U DONT BECAUSE U ARE NOT SEEING IT U SOYA NIPPLE LOOK AT THE PIC LOOK CLOSER LOOK AT THEIR FACES LOOK AT RENS HAND AND HIS PERFECT EYES MY VAGUGA HAS EXPLODED I WNAT REN TO TOUCH THE JUNGLE

THIS IMAGE IS MY RELIGION I PRAY TO THIS IMAGE EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO THE BE D THIS IMAGE IS HTE LORD DEAR LORD PLEASE LET ME LOOK AT U AGAIN OH THERE U FRICKI  N ARE THANK U BCUZ SOMEONE FRUCKETY FRICKFRICKIN MADE THIS GAME HELLO YES I LOV E U SO MUCH I WANT TO TOUCH ALLOF U CAN I DO IT THANK U rEN AND BOB FOR BEING A CHURACTURERS IN HTE GAME THANK U MOM DAD FOR GIVING BIRTH TO ME AND THANK MYSELF FOR NOT HAVING A LEGO GET STUCK IN MY EYE SO ME BLIND SO I COULD LIVE TO SEE THIS IMAGE THANK YOU SO MUCH 

I NEED THIS PICTURE EVERYWHRE AT ALL TIMES TH IS IS THE MEANING OF MY LIFE I NEED THIS I WANT THIS IMAGE TATTOED ON MY FOREHEAD I NEED THIS LOOK AT HIM JUST LOOK A T THE HOT DOG AND THE AOBUBA ALL THE HOT AOB WHEN I TOUCH THE IMAGE I GET BURNS ON MY FINGERS WHY OH WHY DO U ASK U FRACKIN CHEESEBURGER BECAUSE ITS FRICKIN AOBUB AND SNIPPETY SNAPPETY FUCKIN JUNGLE DOG REN I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE???? iM SO DONDIDDELY DOODOO DANGERS DONE

1. they told me not to think
of the way your lips fit perfectly against mine,
how your hands searched through flame
to pull me closer
until both fire and ice were one.
they told me not to wish
that you could touch me,
could ignite every inch of my skin,
spreading kisses of gasoline
to swallow me whole.
but my mind was housed
in a cage of ice
and i am engulfed
in every thought of you.
—  j.s
My Arrow Premiere Thoughts: 3x01 "The Calm"

Wow, what a ride, right guys?  Holy heck.  Do I think it was worth the wait?  Yes, I do.  Do I think it lived up to the promise?  Yes, I do.  

Do I think those are subjective judgements on my part?  Yes, I do.  So no judgement if you hated it.  So long as you offer me the same courtesy. 

Without further ado… (disclaimer: gifs not mine cuz i’m scattered)

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  • Aleks: Take my hand
  • James: Get your fucking hand out of my face
  • Aleks: James take my hand
  • James (laughing): The octopus is looking at the hand!
  • Aleks: James. James.
  • James: FUCK YOU.
  • Aleks: James take my hand.
  • James (quietly): Get your hand
  • James: out of my face right now.
  • James: Get your hand out of my face.
  • Aleks: Just grab it
  • Aleks: James just grab my hand.
  • James: no
  • Aleks: James
  • James: It stinks. It stinks, get it out of here.
  • Aleks: That's because I jerked off with it but just grab it.
  • James: So you're giving me no choice but to grab your jerk off hand.
  • Aleks: You're going to have to grab my hand or I'll touch your octopus with it.
  • James: no
  • Aleks: Gr - Gimme your hand.
  • James: No.
  • Aleks: Give me your hand.
  • James: NO
  • Aleks: James
  • James: IMNOTGIVINGYOUMYHAND
  • Aleks: [tries to push James, ends up walking on top of him, standing on his face.]
  • James: What the fuck is this now
  • Aleks (singing): Amaaaazing graaace ... HOW SWEET THE SOUND
  • Aleks: [explodes]