what she means:
Can I say my shit? Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say. I've got lots of shit to say. I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can, I have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can. I can get my hand like four inches into the can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth but then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can so they all go spilling onto my face. What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. I'll say it again. The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small. If you feel me, put your hands up, Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up! Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can! Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can, your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can. Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get are about the width of your cans?! Just... make them wider?! I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry. I want to have a daughter. I want to have a daughter so I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can. Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno. I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body but I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym. Irony can be so painful. That's a Catch-22. Let's do this! I went to Chipotle, I went to Chipotle, got myself a chicken burrito. I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out. He still wrapped it. I was like, dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert, you should have told me halfway through: "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito! The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla. I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got half of it! Like, I'm okay with small mistakes, if you've got no more chicken I'll take pork. But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork. I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like half of it, like, half of it, like, half of it, like half of it right now,I think it's time I think it's time, I think that we break this down. I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are pringle cans, and burritos. The truth is, my biggest problem's you. I want to please you but I want to stay true to myself. I want to give you the night out that you deserve but I want to say what I think and not care what you think about it. Part of me loves you, part of me hates you, part of me needs you, part of me fears you. And I don't think that I can handle this right now, handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now. Look at them, they're just staring at me like, "come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself." I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now. They don't even know the half of this right now, they don't even know the half of it. But I know I'm not a doctor, I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show so I should probably just shut up and do my job so here I go. I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got half. You can tell them anything if you just make it funny, make it rhyme and if they still don't understand you then you run it one more time. I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!) If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Right now (Haa!) Now, handle this right, handle this right, handle this right now.Thank you, good night! I hope you're happy.
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Got7 Reaction to You Understanding a Dirty Pick-up Line in Korean.
A/N: Everything in Italics are what would be said in Korean, since I don’t actually know the language (but I do know how to say “Furniture,” “Road,” and “Hi,” so I’d say I’m pretty advanced). But for most of them, it is assumed you already know Korean, so I changed it just a bit for the plot to make more sense!
“Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? ‘Cause I’m digging that ass.” He would say from behind you as you walked slightly ahead of him. Little did he know, you knew exactly what he said, so when you clapped back with: “If I had a shovel, I’d be hitting you with it right now,” he would be a little startled and only a tad embarrassed, and he would try to play it off by avoiding direct eye contact.
“You know, Y/N… Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.” Mark said to you, thinking you wouldn’t understand so he could play it off as a prank. When your jaw dropped, he immediately knew he was in trouble. You slapped him on the shoulder playfully and replied, trying to be as intimidating as possible: “What’s your first favorite, Mark?” He knew not to answer that, though, and just gave you a giggle along with a shrug of his shoulders.
By this point, Jackson knew that you could speak Korean, but now he would just tell you dirty pick up lines to annoy you, if anything. You would be going over what you would be getting at the store later on that day, when Jackson interrupts you: “You know what’s on my list of things to do today?” He paused and raised his eyebrows. “You, Jagi.” You rolled your eyes and continued, like he never said anything.
While at a practice with the boys, you would normally sit in a chair towards the back of the studio so you dont interfere with anything going on. During break, the seven of them were huddled together whispering to eachother, but you didn’t think anything of it until Jinyoung came walking up to you with a smirk, trying his hardest not to laugh. “I just wanted to say that they call my dick ‘The Truth’ because most girls can’t handle it…but I bet you can.” This was obviously a prank, because he knew you could understand Korean, so quickly, you responded: “Sorry, Jinyoung, you can’t handle what you cant see!” This immediately caused fits of laughter from the rest of the boys and even Jinyoung, who wasn’t expecting such a good comeback.
Normally, Youngjae wouldn’t even say things like this seriously. He would mostly tell you super cringey pick up lines to annoy you, but in all reality, you both would just laugh at it. Most of the humor would come from the fact that he rarely says these things, so when he interrupted your casual conversation to say “So, what are you doing tonight besides me?” You both would erupt into laughter and probably exchange a couple more bad pick up lines before continuing on to other topics of conversation.
I honestly believe Bam would be blatantly obvious in this situation. Knowing fully well that you can speak Korean, you to would be talking and when there would be a lag in the conversation, he would say: “Hey, Y/N, smile if you want to have sex with me.” You would try your best to hold back a smile, since what he said was so unexpected. He held a grin the whole time, but when you playfully stated “I never smile around you.” He made an exaggerated sad face, but then made it an effort to try and make you smile, to which he obviously won.
“I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.” Yugyeom would say quietly, looking at you with an exaggerated smirk after looking away from the television in a lobby you were sitting in. He knew you could understand him, and you figured he was just saying this to make you laugh, so of course you had to, but didn’t respond just in case people around you could hear you. You simply slapped his leg playfully while turning away to giggle at how unexpected his statement was.
Christine and Chloe eventually convince Michael to tell Jeremy how he feels Michael decides to do it over text since he doesn’t think he could handle doing it in person
Michael: Hey Jeremy can we talk? Jeremy: sure whats up Michael: This is gonna be hard for me to say but Jeremy: hey its ok take your time Michel: I have a huge crush on you and I’ve had it for a few years now. Sorry. Jeremy: shit im sorry michael but I dont feel the same im sorry Michael: Oh right yeah sorry dude didn’t mean to make this awkward haha Jeremy: you ok Michael: I’m sure I’ll be fine
Michael’s crying at this point Both Chloe and Christine had convinced him to tell Jeremy because they thought he felt the same But obviously, they were wrong Of course they were Why would anyone like Michael He was annoying Loud Stupid A loser A stoner And to top it all off now he didn’t even have a best friend
When Michael tells her, Chloe is all ready to fight Jeremy but Michael tells her to let it go Over time the group splits With Michael, Brooke, Chloe, Jenna and Christine in one grou[ And Jeremy, Rich and Jake in the other Over time the two sides of the group lose most contact Though Chloe and Jake still talk from time to time
In his second year of college, Jeremy works out that he is definitely bi after a few nights at a club In his last year of college, Jeremy realises that he was actually in love with Michael But it’s too late to do anything about that
Chloe invites both sides of the group to her and Brooke’s wedding Everyone shows Except Jeremy Michael tries not to let it get to him But it does He’s just so angry that Jeremy allowed all of this to become so awkward between them They were meant to be a team Player 1 and Player 2 Who cares if it’s platonic or romantic? He just wants his best friend back
Rich and Jake’s wedding? No Jeremy
When Brooke has her first kid? No Jeremy
When Jenna gets promoted to head of her newspaper? No Jeremy
When Michael is half asleep on his sofa with a glass of wine in his hand after looking after Christine Lohst all day? Of course that’s when he shows up
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Ugh they’re gonna start to shout soon KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Oh hell yeah I’ll open it soon KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK It sucks Chlo left me here alone KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Here in this toddler’s battle zone CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG I feel a headache coming up BANG BANG BANG BANG Is Chloe ever giving up? Splash splash splash splash Throw some water in my face Now I’m in a better place I open up the door and -
“JeReMy!" "MiChAeL!” “Wait why are you surprised? This is my house” “Christine said it was he- oh shit” “Christine said what?” “NOTHING” “You’re a terrible liar Jeremy” “But she didn’t say ANYTHING” Michael raises an eyebrow “Really?” “Ok fine well she may have told me that this was her new apartment and so I was stopping in to visit her like I usually do” “…you usually visit Christine?” “…yeah” “So are you two…” “NO NO NO she’s not my type” “Oh” “Yeah” “Why are you still here Jeremy? Christine’s not here. Unless you wanted lil Christine in which case she’s sleeping in the guest room” “Right yeah sorry. I’m bothering you aren’-” “You’re no-” “I’ll jus-” “You don’t ha-” “By-” “COME IN FOR A DRINK” “Uh what?” “Would you like to come in for a drink?” “Oh I…” “You don’t have to Jeremy, it was just an idea” “No it’s ok I’ll come in”
Michael finds another wine glass “Red ok?” “Red’s perfect thanks”
“So Jeremy how’s everything? What are you doing now?" “Oh I’m a games developer” “You don’t look particularly excited about that? That was like your dream job” “Oh well normally people get really bored when I talk about work” “Jeremy you’re talking to the guy who was tempted to play apocalypse of the damned with his adopted niece this morning” Jeremy looks at up that “Apocalypse of the damned huh? We never did finish it did we?” “Never too late to continue” Both of them look at each other and then there’s a quick scramble to the living room
“I don’t know how well it’s gonna work cos I obviously haven’t played it in years" “Dude the console doesn’t have a speck of dust don’t lie to me you probably played this yesterday” “Shut up Mr Games Developer” “Touché” The loading screen comes up and it’s just like high school again Just the two of them Michael presses start an- “UNCLE JEREMY” Lil Christine comes in “Uh hey Chrissie” “Uncle Michael why didn’t you tell me Uncle Jeremy was gonna be here” “I didn’t know myself” “Mom’s gonna be so happy” Both men look at each other Michael speaks first “Uh why?” “Because mom is always talking about how you two should have been together and now you are!”
Jeremy and Michael both go bright red and neither of them speaks “OH NO I BROKE YOU!” Michael manages to get some words out “Nah Chrissie it’s fine. Why don’t you back to bed and I’ll come in and see you in a moment” “But I want to talk to Unc-” “Christine Lohst - bed now” “Fiiiiiiiiine"
"I’m sorry about her” “She’s not the one who’s apparently been telling her three year old that we should be together” “Chloe has very strong feelings about what happened in high school” “So do I” Michael stares at him, saying nothing "I shouldn’t have let your feelings get in the way of our friendship and I’m so sorry that I did. It was stupid and I hate myself for it" “Wait shit no don’t say that. I’m just as much to blame as you are. It’s not like I really tried to keep our friendship together. I thought it’d be easier to just let it fall apart.” “So we’re both sorry and stupid and wish we could be friends again?” “Definitely” “Then I’m glad to be your new old friend Michael Mell” “And I’m glad to be yours Jeremy Heere” “I should probably tell you something though” “What?” “In my last year of college I worked something out - I was an idiot in high school.” “We already said this” “For another reason. I was an idiot because I didn’t realise I was head over heels for you" "WHAT” “I’m sorry Michael. It took me so long to figure it out and I just rejected you in high school even though I felt the same” “What about now?” “What?” “Do you feel the same now?” Jeremy takes in Michael His scruffy hair, his glasses that need to be pushed up, the oversized hoodie he still hasn’t gotten rid of and looks into his eyes “Yes" "Oh” “Oh?” “Oh” “Well, what about you Michael? Do you still like me?” Michael doesn’t even hesitate “YES” “OH” “OH”
After “Sucker for Pain” got reported and forced to remove from Tapastic, and some questions related the first picture, I think I should share my point of view about Saeran.
From the prologue and many bad endings where Saeran as Unknown in it, I think we can all agree that he doesnt see MC as a woman, more like a tool so he can get his revenge on RFA, or on Saeyoung to be precise. He can sound very convincing and charming, but it doesn’t hide the fact that his behavior is very close to that of a maniac. Surely, when you’re being brain-washed and tortured almost everyday with drug, you cant be sane anymore. There’s a root to why he acted like that, as a rapist and torturer (you can see it in 707 1st bad ending) but it’s still inexcusable. That’s what I can see about his character as Unknown, and I don’t intend to write him differently. I always try to write it that MC enjoyed every moment of it as being fucked by him, but I know to some it can be disturbing. I would advise you to blacklist the tag “mystic messenger unknown” or “Unknown” on my blog if you feel that it’s too much, because no I won’t change my mind.
As the after ending show, Saeran got a little stable and his shyness side came back. But honestly I dont think something has been imprinted in one’s mind for so long can just being cleaned spotless overnight, so in No hope No fear I potray him as an emo-teen because I saw it is the closet personality he can develop after being stable enough. Honestly I found it quite strange that Saeyoung alone can handle Saeran by just dragging him home like it was nothing, without some medical help. I want to put something like Saeran went to many therapists until he found the right one in No hope no fear, because people was trained in psychological field for a reason, so that they can help patient with psychological problem. So that Saeran can be stable with great manners and understanding, like was shown in The choi family 2. But nah, I don’t think he’s that SHY.
I still like Saeran both as unknown and as after ending Saeran, just some thoughts I think I should share though. Thanks for reading.
Can you make one where Bucky and the reader go out on a date night and
leave their toddler behind with the rest of the team and then in the
middle of their date they start getting all these texts from panicked
members of the team because they don’t know how to take care of a child?
Btw love your writing and blog!!!
(a/n: thank you <3)
Y/C/N - Your Child’s Name
Bucky has created a chatroom.
Bucky has added Steve, Sam, Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Tony, Wanda.
Bucky: How is Y/C/N???
Sam: You and Y/N left for your date 20 minutes ago.
Sam: IT’S BEEN 20 MINUTES SINCE YOU SAW Y/C/N JFC
Bucky: Y/N and I are coming back home.
Wanda: Relax! We are competent aunts and uncles.
Clint: THOR BROKE THE TV AGAIN BECAUSE HE LOST IN MARIO KART. AGAIN.
im about to go to bed, but i just want to reiterate a few things.
girls: you are not disposable. you are brilliant. you are strong. you are worth more than every single diamond that has ever and will ever exist. you are so, so amazing, and i love each and every single one of you. you should never, ever have to change any single thing about yourself for someone you’re dating, from the breath you take to the way you cut your hair to your friends to your religious or political beliefs. your lives and bodies are yours, and they are no one else’s to critique and criticize.
abuse survivors: i see you. i AM you. this is hard for me to talk about, and it would be damn near impossible without the incredible support youve shown and the awe-inspiring stories youve told. thank you. from the bottom of my heart, thank you for your support and your strength and your love. you are all so, so, so brave.
hockey tumblr, as a whole: we have GOT to stop slut shaming. we HAVE to. puck bunny? is a derogatory term based on gender, which basically by definition makes it a slur, or at least something like it. stop attacking girls who want sex with players. stop attacking girls who dont dress the way you think they should. stop attacking girls. just stop. and stop using gendered slurs to demean and harass other girls who have different opinions or choices than you.
and this one last thing: dating a player? is not a luxury. if it is, so is dating me, or you, or your friends, or my friends, because we’re all PEOPLE. we are all the same. theyre not the gods of olympus, theyre not jesus christ sent down to save us. they can skate around on large knives and handle a giant stick with more skill, care, and agility than i possess while walking down the damn stairs. i can create entire worlds in my mind and turn those worlds into words on a page, into characters and images in your head and thoughts in your heart. both are wonderful, incredible talents that have taken years to develop and earn. one is not greater than the other. their talent on the ice does not make them greater than me, or you, or any single one of us. they are people. and we have GOT to treat them as such.
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The knock on the door is loud, strong, assured. Sighing, you push yourself to your feet, leaving the comfy ruby couch behind you.
A tiny body zooms past you as soon as you pull open the door.
“Dorothy, stop!” Exasperation rests comfortably on the pretty face in front of you. Shaking her head, Evelyn meets your amused smile. “Don’t laugh. She’s yours this weekend.”
“I think I can handle an eight-year-old.” You step out of the way so your old friend can lug in a suitcase.
“I said the same thing when her birthday rolled around last weekend but,” she sets the suitcase on an armchair and sighs, “you’d be surprised.”
A shriek of laughter sounds from upstairs. You lift your eyebrows. “She must have found the dolls I bought her.”
Evelyn laughs once. “You didn’t have to buy her any toys. She has plenty.”
Shrugging, you step around her and return to the couch, falling onto it and patting the empty cushion next to you. “I didn’t know if she’d bring any of them. Besides, if I’m going to be the cool, unrelated aunt, I have to spoil her.”
Evelyn sits next to you, crossing her legs. “You know she already thinks you’re better than me. You have no clue how many times she’s asked if you could be her mother instead.”
You smile. “I’m sorry for stealing your child’s affections.”
“Oh please.” She waves her hand. “I know you don’t want them too badly. You’d have to be married to Charles.”
“Is he still spending late nights out?”
She nods twice, somber. “He comes back so late, sometimes I wonder…” she trails off, then looks up at you. “But this weekend trip should do some good, I hope.”
“I hope it does.” You nudge her foot with yours. “I’m always here to talk if you need me.”
She gives you a sad smile. “I know.” The room falls silent save for muffled shouts from Dorothy upstairs. “Hey,” Evelyn perks up, “how’s the marriage front looking for you? Meet any cute men in Bulgaria?”
Ok guys but for real what if bts does perform in the bbmas, they will be performing korean music in USA, as much as that is an amazing thing, lets not forget the number of ppl who stan them in US Is not a huge majority. Bts will be exposed to a majority of the people who dont know anything about korean music. Bts be facing lot of judgemental attitude from the audience and celebrities, people who are inclined to mainstream music and people who think BTS doesnt belong in mainstream music. What if BTS has to face racism there? What if they are picked on for their language barriers? Only Rapmon can understand english properly and if any negative instance occurs on the stage wtf will happen? How will rapmon handle that while rest of the members will cluelessly wait for him to explain? Other members won’t even KNOW what most people will be saying to them. Their inability to express themselves might give people in bbmas to attack their vulnerability. I dont want them to face these things especially when they will be expecting much love and support from the bbmas if they win. I dont want them to feel hurt and disappointed by this new milestone…
Oh shit this is gonna be SO LONG 😂 Send in requests guys!
They use Jason’s Mini van bc Jason is the mother of the group and no one else trusts each other with their car.
And Jason packs a shit tone of stuff. Because “you never know what you might need on the road.”
Zack shuffling through bags like “Jason do we really need all this crap?”
Billy being worried that they’ll forget something so he creates a list of all the essentials and continues to ask his boyfriend (Jason) to check through the bags.
Kim telling everyone to have their playlists ready but “if one of you plays some 70s hippy crap I will lose my shit.”
“Uh pretty sure it was the 60s Kim…”
Kim and Trini snuggling gayly with each other in the back under a blanket and Zack sitting there next to them like “if this is what the whole trips gonna be like I’m gonna need to have 500 pit stops to barf.”
Trini punching him for that comment.
“You really think Angel Grove can handle us being away this long?!”
Jason driving and Billy sitting in the front with the map.
Fighting over the aux cord but Billy being like “we could put my music on!” And Jason instantly snatching it off Zack to play his boyfriends music.
me yesterday, crying: i cant believe the break is over… i dont think i can handle going back to school tomorrow but i really really have to, i have to push myself past my limits otherwise i will be so fucked, i dont know how im going to make it im so tired and ill i cant handle anything right now me today, skipping entirely, cozied up in 30 blankets, titties out, ao3 up, not a care in the world: lol fuck that
but for the turtles popularity the two men where not prepared
In 1987 to 1988
something happend that was really great
For that was the year of first turtle cartoon series season
it was a big hit and for good reason
1990 was the year
the turtles where first braught to theater
as you probable know
the movie made dow
So the exectuctives did choose
tmnt 1991: the secret of the ooze
the sequal was fair
but i wish it stopped there
cause Tmnt 3 1993
is something that you cannot unsee
meanwhile the turtles series in 1994
something went wrong for sure
the art style looked real crude
they fought this weird bug dude
the art style flipped
and the writers tripped
and shredder was barely around
so its likely it was going in the ground
theres no way you can defend
thats where the 80s turtles series ends
1996 is where we go over seas
and we have a turtle reboot made by the japanese
on paper the idea looks swell
but in reality these two things dont mix well
IN 1997 a live action turtles series was made
sounds good but its a facade
for you realise soon
its silllier than the cartoon
Venus de milo the one the creators call a mistake
repitiles dont breast feeds so there probable fake
1998 things go from strange to stranger
when the turtles go to space with the power rangers
and that was the last we saw of the franchise
until it attracter a pair of 4kids eyes
Than came turtles 2003
good for you good for me
the fandom loved it and loved how it went
as it focused more time on character developement
the turtles where outrageous
the fandom was contagious
never looked better
but it happend as we feard
2006 things started to get to get weird
suddenly the turtles are in the future
splinter gets stuck in a competer
theres a whole bunch of shredders running around
ans theme song with truly evil sound
2007 theres a film called tmnt
didnt work out well you see
the film was made for the 2003 turtles fans
so the fans of the 80s couldnt under stand
it made fans of the orginal furios
and it took itself too seriuos
the turtles forever in 2009
It went over well and fine
a crossover of diffrent turtle adaptations
but sadly the 80s turtles didnt get the best representation
still to turtles fans thought it was real fun
thats when people thought it was the end of the turtle run
for years the franchise had been gatherd dust of the shelf
that was until nick rebooted it in 2012
and it was definatly worth the wait
because the show turned out great
great balance of comedy drama and action
and the fandom had a great reaction
2014 then the next tmnt movie was invested
tmnt fans where interested
you can tell they where probable disapointed
when found out the which director was appointed
yes it was micheal bay
the hack with the nack as they say
no he only worked on aq few parts
but you can tell its his by the farts
the fandom wasnt found of the turtle designs
the actor choises made writers look out of there minds
its a real agitater
the only good scenes was in the elavator
2016 came out of the shadows
wasnt exacly by pros
but the probs are the same i think we already know
no lets go back to the nicalodean show
2017 here we reach the final nick turtles season
i have to admit its pretty pleasing
the turtle went though space and time
and they have stopped lots of crime
brotherly love and forgiven mistakes
gloriuos battles and painfulll heartbreacks
but theres no need to pretend
the tmnt 2012 is coming to an end
But thats no the end of our turtle teen
theres a reboot planned for 2018
will it be bad? will it be great ?
i dont know well have to wait
(( hey guys i really enjoyed making this , and i hope you enjoyed reading it if you didnt sorry, if i just talked any junk about an adaptation you liked please know this was a joke, if i got anything wrong let me know too im a big girl i can handle it, okay bye love you …………..think i need a drink of water ))