dont take things so serious

luke seeing the millennium falcon arrive on his depression island: oh my gosh there she is. my long awaited Daughter. oh boy im Excited

luke: okay i think Shes behind me. i have to play this out Just right. my 100% Authentic Beige And White Tunic has to flow in the wind at a precise speed as i take off my Hood okay luke you can do this you took Theater for 4 years

luke: *turns around* my long lost daughter how ive missed y

luke: …,

eduardo saverin: mr. skwyalker…,,, pleasle……is thath you.f,……

luke: andrew garfield star of the social network directed by david fincher himself, nominated for Eight Academy Awards, Winning Three ?

luke: well andrew this wasnt the surprise i was expecting but ill take it nonetheless what can i do for you

eduardo: plfaesle….my name isn;t andrew garfie/ld its., eduardo

luke: oh silly me. my mistake eduardo, co-founder of facebook what brings you out here

eduardo pulling out the lawsuit papers out of his handbang: mr skwyalk,/er…..mark turn;ed to hte dark s;ide…,,,,he diid somethign so bad

luke: eduardo this is a serious accusation and i dont take these things lightly so if mark did something you need to tell me

eduardo: *takes a deep breath* he dil tued m;y shares 

luke: oh eduardo thats no problem im sure your shares are still in good standing with the leads of facebook

eduardo: mr. skywalker you don ot understand. you cannot even begin to comprehend. 

luke: well…what were your shares diluted down to

eduardo: point zero

eduardo: Three 

eduardo: Percent

luke pulling out his rose gold iphone 7 plus to text leia: leia sweetie i know its been a long time and theres some not chill things happening on your end but. i have a client im afraid whatevers going on with Benjamin will have to wait. goodbye

advice that the signs need to take.....
  • Aries: u dont need to be 1st all the time, chill!! stop being so selfish
  • Taurus: can you do something different for a change? like go outside? damn
  • Gemini: stop tryna be everyone all @ once, u fake as hell
  • Cancer: stop crying and put yourself first for once
  • Leo: its ok to be proud but damn take some criticism sometimes
  • Virgo: stop tryna be a perfectionist 10000% of the time, ur bound to fail at some point n thats ok
  • Libra: you are so damn loud!! and u change your mind too much!!
  • Scorpio: u really need to get over that one thing that happened 5 years ago
  • Sagittarius: something goes wrong then u wanna bail n haul ass--dont do it! most of the time bad shit happens so u can learn from it ok
  • Capricorn: learn to take a day off, u overwork urself sometimes. 2 much stress...
  • Aquarius: do u feel any emotions, ever? try introspecting for once
  • Pisces: it's not that deep, fam... dont take things so serious
  • me listening to Jeremy and Chris joking about Natasha being a 'slut': Wow now time to watch tumblr lose its shit over two guys being painfully obviously sarcastic and not at all serious.
  • tumblr: loses its shit because thats what people here do
  • me: looks into the camera like Im on the office