dont swallow

Sometimes it feels like I’m drowning and I just–suffocate.

Lance starts being afraid of what he loves

(tryna color but obviously failing)

bonus slav:

they bond over mutual fear (shiro is not amused and hunk is low key worried about lance)

Incorrect Guardians of the Galaxy
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Rocket :</b> It's okay Gamora, nobody's parents are perfect.<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, I mean my mom is weird, and collects Seashells; Your Dad, levels cities, and attacks innocent people. So, they've all got their quirks ya know.<p/></p><p/></p>
Just had this convo w/ my brother
  • Lance, making a sandwich: one sandwich for me and NO SANDWICHES FOR KWOTH CAUSE KEIRH IS A LOSER
  • Keith: I want a sandwich-
  • Lance: I don't make sandwiches for jerks
  • Keith with puppy eyes: I'm so hungry...
  • Lance: *silently gives him his own sandwich and leaves the room*

anonymous asked:

hey! love everything you write. you wanted something nsfw so can you do an andreil sex scene?

like i know i’m the one who asked for this, but this prompt has been in my inbox for like three months and i haven’t been able to write anything for it so to make a long story short: not really, but i tried a nice little first time blow job story:


It happens for the first time a few years after “nothing” starts, after they’ve traded nearly all their truths but crossed only a few sexual bases, when Andrew is in Atlanta for his first year playing professional exy and Neil is still in Palmetto for his last year captaining a college team.

First it’s phone sex, something it takes them weeks to get down. As it turns out, listening to each other narrate their own masturbation is enough for both of them—the talk never gets much dirtier than, “I’m about to finish” and “me too,” until one day Neil lets slip, “I want to blow you.”

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belly noises take 2

Okay....Yeah. That wasn't Schneeplesteen.

There is no way that that was Schneeplesteen guys. I may be late to the party here but seriously.

Why would he be happy that he was killing a patient? In the power hour, he was devestated when Peter died. In bio inc, he was actively trying to kill the patients. And he didnt wear a mask, and in the power hour, he expressed how imperative it was to wear one.

And since when did “dont swallow phones if your care for your bones” turn into “when schneeplesteen is here, death is near”?????? Like????? That wasnt him. He is a doctor, designed to save patients. Even if hes a dumb one.

That was totally anti.

concept: me drinking wine like a 19th century english nobleman but i dont swallow it and whenever i open my mouth to say words i allow it to fall out and onto my expensive finery like a vomiting baby