dont swallow

Sometimes it feels like I’m drowning and I just–suffocate.

Lance starts being afraid of what he loves

(tryna color but obviously failing)

bonus slav:

they bond over mutual fear (shiro is not amused and hunk is low key worried about lance)

Incorrect Guardians of the Galaxy
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Rocket :</b> It's okay Gamora, nobody's parents are perfect.<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, I mean my mom is weird, and collects Seashells; Your Dad, levels cities, and attacks innocent people. So, they've all got their quirks ya know.<p/></p><p/></p>
Dating Alex Standall would include:

okay so ive. never actually posted one of these before but i had a bunch of ideas this morning and i couldnt stop writing and this happened adljbaljsd i hope you guys like it 

this is rly rly long so i put most of it under the cut alsjdas sorry its so long i just couldnt stop writing once i started! 

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  • you had always seen each other at school and even shared a class before but the two of you had never actually talked
  • you officially meet your junior year at a party

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Ask and you shall receive I guess. ;)

Lilo future!fic, in which both are single, Liam’s got two kids, and I end up calling Liam’s first-born “James” because the fucker still hasn’t shared his actual baby’s name with us.


Liam was in over his head. He knew it, and it only served to annoy him further. This was stupid. He was a grown-ass man. He had kids for Christ’s sake!

There was absolutely no reason for him to angst over the meaning of a bloody text message.

Especially not one that said, Im not gonna comment until Ive tried it myself.

Louis had added the sunglasses emoji at the end, which was nice but didn’t help Liam figure out whether he was serious or not.

And knowing whether Louis was serious or not felt quite bloody important, considering the message Liam had sent him right before had been: Then she said i was lousy in bed, like, can you believe?!

Liam took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

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genji probably laughed only like once or twice when he was in overwatch before he left

a rare occurance…

anyways they’re laughing bc… idk strike commander morrison said something completely off base and second strike amari roasted him for it in front of everybody right there in the mess hall and this is the third time they’ve heard this story from somebody who was there  despite both of them being there to witness it first hand but it’s one of those stories that gets funnier every time it’s repeated

anyway