dont steal stupid girl this is mine

me trying to flirt with my crush
  • me: are u a mini M&M on the floor bc i would pick u even when no one else will
  • me: are u a piece of lead bc i cant seem to ever get enough of u no matter how many packs of it i buy at the store
  • me: are u a vegetarian bc u look kinda sick and pale and maybe u should go see a doctor
  • me: are u vegetables bc i will play around with u all the time until my mom yells at me and gives me a lecture on starving children in africa
  • me: are u a dry erase marker bc u may seem useless and stupid and thats bc u are v useless and stupid