dont steal so help me god

  • David Cameron: [insert thing that the Conservatives did in this Government] and its just the start, our plan is GAURANTEED to help the economy, so why change when its all alright?
  • Ed Miliband: [insert policy of Labor] which is the OPPOSITE of what the Conservatives are doing, because fuck you Cameron.
  • Nigel Farage: *question regarding welfare of British citizens* OH MY GOD ITS THD FORGEINERS STEALING OUR JOBS AND THE EU IS EEVVIILLL WE ARE INDEPENDANT THEYRE KILLING US SLOWLY DONT LET THEM KILL US.
  • Nick Clegg: Im sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry, and I admit that, so please vote for me.