dont make me come down there

I usually keep to this rule for the most part, though if I turned down every ship request that made me uncomfortable, there would be quite a lot of ship requests that I turn down simply on the basis of personal preference. But for the ones I don’t like, I tend suck it up and do them, even if they make me uncomfortable, so long as they follow my rules for submission.

This is kind of different, though. My discomfort comes partially due to preference, sure, but largely because of uncertainty. I’m uncomfortable because I don’t know what to do.

If I still decide to go ahead with the requests concerning Cuphead and Mugman, they’d probably be the only non-ship requests that I do. Picking the requests that aim more for fluff and can be interpreted as unrequited love rather than anything all that romantic ( think Dipper’s crush on Wendy if any of you have seen Gravity Falls, or Spike and Rarity if you’re more familiar with My Little Pony). But this is all what ifs at the moment, since I’m still not entirely sure if this is even the right approach or not.

one of the most interesting lgbt phenomenons to me is how many gay women love and adore m/m fiction, how many of us know without a doubt that despite our love for women if we were men we’d likely be gay, etc. i think it comes from a desire to find that shared experience and community and its part of what makes “LGBT” as a label more than just a collection of identities.

but it makes me really sad that you dont typically see it done the other way? like there isnt a large amount of interest in lesbian fiction from gay men in the same way. there may be that same gendered overlap i mentioned but i dont rly see it discussed. and i think it rly comes down to misogyny and a lack of empathy for women and it makes it hard.

Gather Around

Because my friend made me think about Klance wedding and I went extra with details about scenes and I’m sure as hell gonna shARE THEM:

  • War over. lemme have this and let them be happey.
  • it’s back on earth bc that Cuban boy is gonna get married in front of his family. Period.
  • It’s on the beach because it’s Lance and Keith doesn’t really mind where it takes place as long as he ends up marrying Lance anyways, so whtvs, you chose sweetheart.
  • it’s like in the middle of the day and bc it’s the beach and it’s Lance, Lance is like ‘no fooTWEAR!! FEEL THE SAND IN YOUR TOES!! BE ALIVE’ , I mean, come on, sensations like these are missed up in space, he savors every second.
    • Keith is the one walking down the aisle with Shiro, but as soon as his feet touch the hot sand, he considers divorcing Lance on the spot.
    • But then he catches Lance’s smile, beaming and so damn blinding that the sun has nothing on Lance himself, and Keith is so gone.
    • He ends up taking it as a challenge from the universe saying that he has to walk across the sand to prove himself worth of being by Lance’s side.
    • And boy does that fires up his veins.
  • Keith ends up like, scrunching his nose like he does before battle, determination on his face as he cracks his neck and he speeds walks through the hot sand, eyes on Lance and him only.
    • Shiro’s exasperated sigh can be heard on the background as the small band tries to speed up their music at Keith’s steps.
    • Lance welcomes him with a giggle and a kiss on the cheek, saying how brave he was and Keith literally puffs his chest out, all proud.
  • Hunk stands next to Lance as his best man along with Lance’s older brother. Shiro stands next to Keith as his best man and Allura is next to Shiro as Keith’s best woman. (”It’s my wedding, it’s a thing if I want it to be a thing.”)
  • The ceremony is chill, a few jokes here and there. Keith sneezed during the priest’s speech and he doesn’t let go of Lance’s hands, he just like, pulls Lance’s sleeve closer to wipe himself with it and Lance looks so done and yet not fazed at all bc it’s not the first time.
    • The preist legits eyes the entire exchange with an arched eyebrow at Lance and Lance shrugs and is like ‘dont judge me, im in love’
  • Then the vows comes and oh man, if everyone was tearing up at Lance’s, the entire guest list present was bawling their eyes out when it was Keith’s turn. Keith didn’t even wavered in the list, he was so confident and firm on his words, raw honesty and love dripping from them.
    • Lance legit sobbed out for a few minutes, all while he was complaining about the make up the foundation and stuff, and Keith just like, hugged him with a fond smile and patted him in the back as he calmed down, rubbing small circles on the top of Lance’s hand.
  • The reception is l o u d.
  • Lance physhically has to fight his family because they wouldn’t let go of Keith and Lance is like ‘I WAS THE ONE WHO MARRIED HIM, NOT YOU GUYS, OFF YOU GO.’
  • Shiro cries during his best man speech, crying even harder when he calls Keith his little brother and Keith legit jumps over the table to go hug him.
  • Hunk is bwaling because it’s his best friend wedding, and as he’s telling Lance’s and his adventures, Lance always shouts his parts of the stories and they end up in a screaming match of “but remember when I- !” “i do and then I did that and you though -!” “oh man, that part was amazing and!”
  • Pidge steals the microphone, glass of champage in hand, because while she might not be a best woman, (ended up being the flower woman, thanks, u r lucky she likes flowers) she still has a lot to say about these dorks.
    • She starts pretty strong, sassy and funny but as she went on, her voice got wet, lip got wobbly and she ends up crying and saying how much she loves them and how they will always be her brothers at heart.
    • she calls for a waiter to bring her another glass of champage and Matt literally just passes in between and is like Nop, enough of that champage for you.
  • After that is chaos, but it’s nothing they are not used to.
  • At some point, when everyone is neither drunk or sleeping on the tables, Lance steals Keith and they sneak out of the reception, going down to the beach.
    • They just lay on the sand,holding hands as Keith snuggles his way in Lance’s arms and Lance drops his chin on Keith’s shoulder from behind.
    • They see the moon and stars above them, and they quietly point to some of them, tracing back their begining and their journey.
  • Then Keith bring their hands down, and he places them on the cool sand, playing with it for a few seconds before he turns his head to meet Lance’s eyes and then he’s like “the starts set our beginings, yeah, but I’m ready for earth to set our future together.”
  • Lance doesn’t know how it’s possible to be so in love with a person and yet here he stands in front of the man he loves.
  • They kiss under their sky and spend the next few minutes just going “McClain-Kogane” “Kogane.McClain, are u nuts?” back and forth.
    • It’s a solid ten minute lazy argument until Coran’s voice shouts from the distance “McKogane” and they both nod v v seriously.
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need new clothes, a new city, a new life 

WHEN PEOPLE ARE SMILING AND THEY TRY TO STOP BUT CAN’T DEAR GOD THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD

constantly torn between “treat others how u wanna be treated” and “treat others how they treat u”

worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn’t good enough 

all black everything to match my soul 

just wanna do bad things with the right person 

it sucks being the person that cares the most in a relationship 

blood type: gold 

confidence is attractive 

i like being alone i just hate feeling alone 

a heart full of pain and a head full of stress

plot twist: you miss me

not exactly emotionless, but close

no matter what I’ll love the shit outta you

roses are red violets are blue nobody loves you baby the way i do 

so honey now take me into your lovin’ arms 

which is messier my life or my hair 

as I was writing this, I was thinking of nutella and you because that combination is just so perfect

life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you

it’s insane how easily someone can lie to your face

be serious with me, don’t waste my time

honestly if my ex is happy im good

we can watch netflix or we can just have sex

a girl who wants best for you, is best for you

trying not to care is so damn hard

“being yourself is all it takes. If you want to impress someone, don’t be someone else just be yourself”

remember to take care of urself. sometimes u forget, because u are too busy taking care of other people. u are important too

where are ü now that i need ya

he chamber of secrets has been opened. enemies of the heir, beware.

there’s only one queen in this town and that’s me

u r the collest kid in the town im ur little lady

the worst feeling is when someone makes u feel special, then suddenly leaves u hanging & u have to act like u don’t care at all

if a girl tells you about her problems, it doesn’t mean she’s complaining. it means she trusts you.

appreciate what you have before it turns into what you had

maybe one day youll realize how much you neglected me

you lie about the dumbest fucking shit and you expect me to trust you? you got me fucked up

just because someone treats someone one way, doesnt mean theyll treat everyone the same way

i miss “i love you” coming out of your mouth

maybe youd understand if you knew how i felt

do you ever sit down and think “what if my whole life is a lie?”

i just want someone that cant get enough of me and wants to talk to me all the time

you make me feel so unwanted

youre full of shit

dont “okay goodnight” me, were gonna fucking talk about it

we met for a reason, either you’re a blessing or a lesson

i may be an asshole but i got feelings too

dont really give a shit about anything but i give a fuck about you

if overthinking was a drug, i’d be high af

sometimes I care too much // sometimes I don’t care at all 

I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature. all of it’s art.

i don’t remember the last time i wasn’t tired

black clothes are an obsession

tired of school, but i’ve got goals

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Post-Kerberos! Matt HC

★ When the rebellion group helped him escape, he just ended up sticking with them and eventually became one of the best fighters there???

★ He doesn’t have any idea where his dad is, but scavenges through old Galran tech to hopefully find out.

★ The group is pretty much amazed by humans and low-key terrified of them bc of Matt 

★ He dislocated his shoulder once and the group was like, “it’s horrible to see another one go,,,,” and Matt was just like “???? i can put it back in place????” 

  • Matt: Guys,,,,stop crying,,,,this can be fixed,,,,,
  • Rebellion leader: i saw a dear friend die bc of that, there is no survival
  • Matt: *silently puts in back in place*

★ He has a scar over his right eye bc of the Galra

★ The Galra also found out he needed glasses and basically went, “well we can’t have The Champions friend like this!” and injected some weird shit into his eyes. Matt no longer needs glasses, but his eyes change colors depending on his mood and who he’s talking too

★ Matt, talking to keith as his eyes turn red: And so– why the fuck are you pulling out your sword?

Keith, seeing Matt’s eyes turning yellow as he talks to Hunk: “Uhm guys? Are we sure that Matt isn’t Galra?”

  • “I am right here”

★ When he first heard of Voltron his main thought was, “Well that sounds lit” but when he hears that ‘The Champion’ aka Shiro is their leader, he immediately turns into that Mr.Krabs meme

★ Somehow some people find a picture of the paladins and everybody is just “???? the tiny one resembles matt”

★ Matt automatically realizes it’s Katie and that the red paladin is Keith and just,,,screams for roughly 5 hrs

★ Why is everyone he knows up in space? He has no fucking clue but w/e

★ Makes it a personal mission to track down Voltron for himself and the rebellion

★ They end up showing up eventually to make allies

★ The Paladins talk to some civilians first, so Allura and Coran meet up with the Rebellion leader

  • “Number 5?! How’d you get here so quickly??” “Funny story actually,,,”
  • The real Pidge shows up like 0.5 seconds later
  • Pidge//Katie, tearfully: “MATT”
  • Matt, nearly sobbing: Oh shit waddup

★ Keith screams at him for a solid 10 minutes before tearing up

  • “It’s okay. I know you’re gay and texan already, Keith”
  • “I fucking hate you”

★ There’s a tie between whether Pidge or Shiro cried more

★ Allura: I’m princess Allura and you are?
    Matt:
single and willing–i meAN MATT

 ★ **Takes in Katie’s appearance** “Well, one of us is going to have to change”

★ **Inspecting Shiro’s arm** “Yo, your weapon is just a bitch slap”

★ “,,,,,you guys do realize Allura just picked your lions off of your clothes right???” “No she–holy shit”

★ “whY DON’T YOUR LIONS HAVE SEAT BELTS?! YOU’RE GONNA DIE AT 6 SHIRO”

  • He essentially spends his time pointing out problems with basically everything tbh

★ “Why does Voltron represent the olympic rings??”

★ He realizes Keith has a crush on Lance in like a couple of days

  • “weLL I HEARD YOU GOT A SPECIAL SOMEONE ON THE SIDE, KEITH”
  • “Listen here, you piece of shit”

★ Slowly comes to the realization that he likes both Shiro and Allura

  • “Coran have you ever heard of a pickle?”

★ He helps Coran around the castle and stuff

  • “And this is the Teludav” “Y’all have fucking teletubbies here?”

★ Him and Hunk team up to annoy Shiro and Lance with puns

  • “I’m just over the moon with excitement”
  • “Aren’t you glad i’m not lion in the cold depths of space??”

★ Him and Slav get along pretty well

  • Shiro hates it

★ “In this timeline, there is a 42% chance of you getting together with the two of them.” “Thanks buddy”

★ “Why did you choose five kids to defend the universe there’s so many ways this could go wrong”

★ Him and Hunk set up the lions to play “What’s new pussycat?” 7 times with one “It’s not unusual” before resuming ‘What’s new pussycat?’

  • “For years, scientist have wondered if you can make 3 teens, 1 adult, and 3 aliens weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’ “It’s not unusual”.”

★ Lance is amazed by how smooth his skin is

  • Like, you’ve been in space for 2 years???? And majority of that was with the Galra??? Tell me your secret

★ Everyone figures out Matt’s crush on both Allura and Shiro and try to get them together

  • One plan consisted of a rock, 15 cups of nunvil, and a very upset bounty group.

★ Matt actually likes nunvil

★ The Lions all take a liking to him and everyone would be salty, but he looks adorable when he talks to them so they deal with it

★ Pidge voice: I’ve banned Hunk because he kept messing with my shit but now—
    Matt voice: yO I GOT MARIO KART RUNNING ON THIS

★ He appreciates the fact that Hunk points out all the weird shit that’s going on while everyone else just accepts it

★ “Do you think i could install the internet to my mind?”
★ **sees all the upgrades Pidge added to Green** “yO—YO!”

★ Anytime Shiro or Allura do anything remotely romantic to him, ‘What the heck i gotta do’ starts blasting from the Green Lion

★  Allura called his ears cute once, and nobody saw him for 6 hrs until Lance found him frantically grabbing Altean romance novels while whispering, “what does it mean?!”

★ They go to a planet where it’s considered normal to have more than one partner

  • Coran convinces the newly dubbed “Poly triangle” to pretend they’re actually dating for reasons unknown
  • They pull it off so well that the Aliens eventually ask when they’re gonna get married
  • Everyone had vastly different reactions

★ “You guys are fighting Zarkon right? Why don’t you just turn him Zarkoff?”

★ Hunk voice: Um, guys, what are those things?
    Obviously annoyed Matt voice: Aliens. 
    Different ranges of offended Allura, Coran and Keith voices: Excuse me?

★ “I’m fucking tired. beam me up, Scotty”

★ Keith, kneeling down on one knee: “Matt, Allura, will you do me the honor of marrying my stupid brother?”

★ “Voltron? More like Dabtron.”

  • “How do I return a brother?”

★ “caTCH THESE GAY HANDS ZARKON”

★ Tried to convince Shiro to let him Pidge and Hunk install a laser gun sound effect or the lightsaber noise to his arm

★ Once, he finally found the courage to tell Shiro and Allura that he liked them but they mistook it as him saying he enjoyed their company or smth along those lines

  • He tried to throw himself out the airlock afterwards

★ Lotor eventually shows up and everyone is tense bc he’s shown interest in the Blue Lion

★ Lotor sees Matt, and just pushes Lance out of the way: Hello there ;)

  • Everyone pretends not to notice Shiro’s eye twitch and Allura breaking the weapon she was holding
  • Lance was offended at first but seeing their reactions made it worth it

★ Matt is oblvious to Lotor’s attempts though

  • Everytime he gets close, Matt just assumes it’s some weird galra thing

★ “Raindrops on roses, Allura’s white hair, Shiro’s back muscles and Allura’s eyes. These two could probably kick his ass and they’re a few of Matt’s favorite things”

★ Obviously exasperated Pidge voice: You guys just need to bone
    Stern Matt voice: What did you say?
    Pleading Hunk voice: Please don’t say it again
    Not Caring Pidge voice: I said you guys need to bone
    Shocked, Furious Matt voice: B O N E!?

★ They visit a planet with very tall aliens and of course shenanigans ensure

★ Keith voice: Y’know Allura, Shiro, you should probably hold Matt’s hand, so he can’t get lost everyone around here is pretty tall

  • **Disappointed, obviously knows what you’re doing Shiro Glare**
  • Completely oblivious, already grabbing Matt’s hand Allura voice: Of course! We wouldn’t want that!”
  • **Undignified, silent squeal from Matt**

★ Hunk voice: The stars sure are beautiful tonight
    Lance voice: Y’know what else is beautiful?
    Pidge and Keith voices: A loving relationship between Matt, Shiro and Allura

★ Eventually, the time comes where there’s a serious fight that both Shiro and Allura have to go through alone, and Matt freaks tf out and terribly confesses to the both of them:

  • “Okay, listen tf up. I can’t do that dramatic thing where I pull you down and kiss you and say, ‘Come back to me’ since there’s two of you. But I will say that I love you both, and if you dont come back i’m taking out the entire Galran Empire myself”

★ Allura and Shiro are both shocked but Matt is already fast walking away so they can’t say anything

  • They come back and make a beeline for him
  • “LISTNE IVE KNOWN HIM LONGER PRINCESS”
  • “I QUIZNAKING SAVED YOUR BUTT BACK THERE I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST”
  • Allura makes it to him first

★ Keith cries, Pidge and Hunk pull out a confetti cannon they made for this occasion, Lance falls to his knees in victory, Coran pulls out a cake. Everything is good in the Universe.


[Read Part One// Pre! Kerberos! Matt HC here!]

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yo uh deh/falsettos conman au where jared is whizzer and connor is marvin

here are some roughass doodles of the chess game with the both of them

also for some soft shit i roughly doodled them in a day in falsettoland as well here ya go

theyre both pains in the ass

Since people are so fucking hard-headed......

ENGLISH MUSIC FROM KPOP IDOLS IS A PRIVILEGE NOT  A REQUIREMENT POINT. BLANK. PERIOD. I was scrolling through my dashboard and someone said something about the WDTA pt2 and how “Finally making international fans feel appreciated and apart of something.” I understand where you’re coming from completely they’re grateful for the music they’re not being greedy. It was the comments that were pissing me off “(inserts kpop group) doesn’t appreciate internationals because they never come out with english music…………

 First of all BTS has CONFIRMED they will not  be making a American debut so anybody getting hype can settle down right now. Second, my thing is SOOOOOO MANY American artists have fans all over the world and make #1s in their countries but YET THEY DONT MAKE MUSIC IN THEIR LANGUAGES. Stop acting like you’re the only fans who have to go through language barriers not only that y’all ignore the fact that it could be non-english speakers listening to kpop yet they don’t get music in their languages either. As an American I feel for Europe at first I was like “Stop all the fucking complaining” but looking at it now you can clearly see where the line is divided between fans who speak english and then non-english fans. I’m forever seeing English speaking fans complain about not being appreciated or feeling unwanted about not getting english music but when they do get covers, full blown interviews WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE!!!! Y’all stay silent about non-english speakers but act like the world is about to end if your ‘oppa’ doesnt fucking talk in english. 

Let me give you some examples….


Kim Namjoon self taught himself English and is able to interact with english fans. 

Ariana Grande learned some Japanese for her Japanese fans so she could interact with them.

Plenty of native speakers in english

Mark Tuan

Joshua hong

Vernon

Tiffany

Here’s my favorite example my friend is from Germany she likes the singer Madison beer so she learned an entire language by watching Pretty little liars and not only was she able to understand Madison she got to personally skype her. (bustinghateonmb) on instagram

Why tf cant yall do that??????

“Korean is too hard”

“It’s easier to learn english”

Why do people expect idols to learn entire languages for them if they cant even attempt to do the same. Not only that why would KPOP IDOLS whose intentions were to sing and rap in KOREAN adapt to your standards just because you decided to listen to kpop when nobody forced you to.

Here’s my favorite part “(Insert ‘american’ artist/rapper) is trash1!!1!1 they don’t ever sing/rap about anything meaningful.” “I only listen to Kpop now” “Dont compare my 'oppas’ to American trash” First off about 70% of you don’t understand those meaningful lyrics until someone translates it. (For the dumbasses that forgot 'hip-hop’ in kpop got a lot of inspiration from Western rappers ) Second why do you want your favs to get Western attention even though you claim to hate Western music???? Because it benefits you….. I don’t listen non Kpop music as much as I used to but if one of my old favs drops an album Im going to listen. I just don’t understand why you want kpop to be recognized in America if you had the music industry so damn much. “Because it’ll help their careers!!” So are you saying they couldn’t be successful without it? Are you implying that everyone needs to Americanize things to stay relevant??? I just don’t understand, at this point its not about making their careers 'big’ because maybe America isn’t the most important thing in the world to them but it is to you because it’ll benefit you seeing them speak and sing in English. Goodbye
bts personality analysis: taehyung

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

i found it quite difficult to nail this analysis down - this is the only member i actually had to plan before writing. taehyung has a personality that kind of confuses me because he is everything all at once. he is such a big character that i dont think i could possibly understand him wholly; and understanding is what i do best. i think what makes taehyung so big is his lust for life. he is curious and he doesn’t hold back. he has no qualms when it comes to judgement. taehyung is dynamic. he is so entertaining to watch and thats what makes him so popular. people want a taste of the zest he has, they want that to be as bright as him. but they cant, because taehyung will always be the star of the show and he doesn’t even try. he will always be one step ahead of everyone as they try to catch up but he isn’t a conformist, he is a trendsetter. he does things that arent mainstream and his singularity will bring copycats. thats just the type of person taehyung is. 

i dont think thats the only reason why taehyung is popular amongst idols or why he has so many friends, i think he also has a knack for communication. it is natural to him which makes him seem more charismatic and his energy will ultimately empower those around him. taehyung has so many big ideas because his mind is always whirring and because he has his own language, inadvertently persuades whoever he is with. he has the power to inspire who he is with just with his words. taehyung also brings out the best in people and i think the fact that he is humble is why he is likeable.

taehyungs mind never stops and is always filled with thoughts and dreams and this curious nature brings him to be fascinated by small things. this fascination is why taehyung is so observant and why he seems to just watch over sometimes, eyes glazed over. he is so lost in his own thoughts that he has left his body to live in hise mind. but this endless stream of thoughts could be considered both a strength and a flaw. a strength; taehyung knows himself and his thoughts like the back of his hand, he is interested in things and this curiosity is his drive to try new things. a weakness; taehyung is highly emotional and is very in touch with his own emotions so being in his own head could lead to negative thoughts and create unnecessary insecurities. 

taehyung has a need for independence, he doesn’t like when he has to rely on someone. you see this when he brings up hold me tight, of course, he is proud. but i think he is just reminding others that that is his own work. his. independently. he likes when he has credit and when people acknowledge this. taehyung feels as though rules are restraint and would much prefer to be set free. he likes to be seen as independent, he wants to be seen as someone that can do things for himself. but, unfortunately, taehyung has assigned himself to the kpop industry where independence is a desire that wont be attained. this would stress taehyung out and i can see that taehyung would possibly be sad in his position if it weren’t for his other members.

i think that taehyung really does look up to jin as an older brother and has a great amount of respect for him and ive noticed that he always laughs at jins jokes!!! a+ concept!!! yoongi and taehyung are a fun pair to analyse because they are so different; yoongi values realism and taehyung values optimism. they both see the world in juxtaposing ways and thats why i think that they would be a good pair since i believe that opposites do attract. hoseok and taehyung are strange because as much as i love their interactions, they both seem too intense for each other. both of them have such strong characters that i feel like they can only be around each other for a certain amount of time before it drives either one insane. namjoon and taehyung are cute!!! namjoon has a soft spot for cuteness and i think thats why tae and him are so close. taehyung loves to listen and namjoon loves to talk. good combo. jimin and taehyung are also one of my favourite relationships in bangtan because they seem to understand each other. they have this deep brotherly bond that they have formed over the years and i think its a really important relationship for jimins psyche because taehyung understands jimins personality better than i think anyone else does. its really beautiful to watch them interact and hear their inside jokes. taehyung and jungkook are another one of my favourite relationships because jungkook can keep taehyung on his toes and thats what taehyung needs, he needs someone that can keep up with him and give him a run for his money. he loves the competition and thats what jungkook brings.

kim taehyung - enfp/capricorn. pioneer, zest, curious, character.

kim seokjin ; min yoongi ; jung hoseok ; kim namjoon ; park jimin

lance and matt
  • lance: WHAT TEAM matt: WILDCATS 
    • keith: but we’re team voltron???
  • *mentioning an Embarassing Pidge Moment  to lance* *from the next room over* “MATT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE I’LL HACK THE TRAINING BOT AND KICK YOU IN THE BALLS SO HARD YOU CANT HAVE KIDS” *pause* “ - yeah, well, jOKES ON YOU CAUSE I’M GAY” “YOU SAY THAT LIKE I CANT HEAR SHIRO FUCKING YOU THROUGH THE WALL” 
    • shiro: *dad voice over the intercom* DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE YOU TWO
  • “after you, sir matthew” “why thank you, sir lonce” “here let me get that chair for you sir matthew” “sir lonce!! dont go out of your way!” “oh its my pleasure sir!” “thank you sir!!” “yes sir!!” “GUYS.”
  • matt is the ultimate wingman cause he’s been in space so long
    • “oh my man lance here? he’s the best sharpshooter in the resistance, oh and i cant even tell you what he can do with a jankoplanker…” *cue eyebrow wiggle and blushing alien*
  • prank war with lance & matt vs keith & pidge = a hurricane, a tornado, and several fires throughout the castle
  • draw mustaches and monocles on knocked out galra soldiers 
  • take squad selfies with said soldiers
  • like this: 

anonymous asked:

Hey!! Do you know of any wolfstar fics w/ heavy drug use/drug or alcohol addiction? Loved Ghost Notes!!

Hi there, thanks for the ask, and for your kind words about my fic! <3

So the thing is, I am picky about my substance abuse fics, in that either they are angsty as hell, or the recovery has to be believable and real. For my fluff lovers out there, please tread lightly with the warnings on each fic! I’m also focusing on substance abuse, not just casual usage. I hope you enjoy some of these!

Sad Angsty Ending Full Of Pain

Beautiful Scars on Critical Veins by @chrlieweasly has Sirius on the run post-Azkaban peeking in on what Remus has been up to, and surprise, it’s soul crushing pain, lmao.

You and Me and the Bottle Make Three by hell0lust has the pups coping badly and accepting the bad coping because canon is sad and we can’t have nice things.

Everything Comes with a Price by Scilera is a post-veil fic where hahahahaha just call a coroner already, bc I am done.

Don’t Send The Searchlights by @paperclipbitch is a muggle AU where James and Lily are still dead and everything else is still sad as all hell.

Things Are Terrible, But Maybe There’s Hope?

Understanding by SubtextEquals has Sirius coping poorly post-Azkaban, though there is the possibility of a better future (if you ignore canon, whoops)

you’re still the best, more or less, i guess by buckyy is a muggle AU with alcoholic Sirius and standing-his-ground Remus.

Memories made of Memories by WolfDogStar has Sirius spiraling post-Azkaban, causing Remus to take him on a road trip for some clarity.

Ghost Notes by this loser (as mentioned above, tysm!) is an AU where Remus didn’t go to Hogwarts. Sirius’ attempts to help him with his addiction problems don’t go as planned.

Actual Hope and Happiness, Woohoo!

Grapefruit Moon by @pommedeplume is a sweet and funny muggle AU with Remus accommodating a recovering Sirius that’s so skillfully subtle, you might miss it. If you read anything on this list, be sure to top it off with this warm and fluffy fic. “Getting your ass kicked by your crush was a terrible way to end your night, even by Remus’s standards.” 

Mood swings

Me: “Ughhhh i hate this and this and this and I’m also on my period and i have cramps UGH I HATE BEING A GIRL.“

Daddy:” Aww baby come get a hug.“

Me:” Nooo dont touch me.“

Daddy: ” Oh okay if that’s what you want.“

*2 minutes later *

Me:” Daddy why do you never hugggg me?” * makes pouty face*

Daddy:“ You just said dont touch me?!?”

Me:“ THAT WAS LIKE 10 YEARS AGO I WANT HUGGIES NOW.”

Daddy: “Okay okay, calm down you weirdo.”

*Hugs*

Me:“ Hihi i love you, sowwy for my mood swings.”

Daddy: “It’s okay baby, i love you no matter what.”

All I Had

Summary: Savitar kidnaps reader because in the future she was his lover, she was there for him when everyone rejected him. However, she died and now he’s in the present seeking revenge from the team while finding a way to be with her again.

Pairings: Savitar!Barry x reader *

Word count: 1190

A/N: Hey, guys! I had 3 requests for Savitar!Barry and they had some similarities so I decided to incorporate them in a single story. It’s kinda short but maybe this could have a second part, let me know if you’d want it! I hope you enjoy it x

*This is not really supposed to be cute and/or romantic

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6

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anonymous asked:

hi!!!!! can I please request for a minhyun college au? I am addicted to your writing (・´з`・) thank you in advance xxx

for nu’est ive decided it’d be cool to make them all medical students!! so consider it residency-college!au LOL~

  • specialty: minhyun is doing his residency in dermatology  
  • is known as the “pretty boy” of the unit and other residents are always joking that patients favor him because,,,,,,,,well one he has gorgeous skin,,,,,,,but everything else about him is literally just as gorgeous
  • is really sweet and tries his best to be polite,,,,,,even if taking another 10 hour shift is literally going to Kill Him,,,,,minhyun just smiles and is like : ) it’s fine : ) im fine
  • his superiors like him the most and their favoritism shows because guess who doesn’t get yelled out for taking a five minute snack break? it’s minhyun
  • but even though he comes off so mannered and mature,,,,,he has a lil nerdy side,,,,,like his phone background is always his cute niece and him but one day someone noticed that his lock screen was literally a screenshot from the transformers movie,,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,,
  • everyone keeps asking if he’s dating and minhyun is just like,,,,i,,,,,d,,dating?!?!?!?! and they’re like oh my god you have the face and you’re telling us you haven’t used it yet
  • and minhyun is like ?!?! i use it everyday to eat, to read - and everyone is like oh jesus no that’s nOT WHat we MEANT
  • but if anyone as much as dares to try to do ‘corrupt’ minhyun (as dongho affectionately refers to it) minhyun just turns pink and bites his lips and is like i!! don’t know anything about that,,,,,
  • boy is already in residency and sometimes if a patient get too close he has to excuse himself,,,,,,,soft boy
  • speaking of dongho and the rest of nu’est they all do residency in the same hospital so every now and then they’ll meet up to eat lunch outside
  • and everyone swoons because they’re the ~visual residents~ a group of goodlooking guys in white doctors coats,,,,,,what a dREAM
  • and then dongho gets crumbs all over his scrubs and minhyun is like come here i need to clean it - don’t you dare run from me- come bacK
  • is really good at his job though, so much so that people are like he doesn’t even need to do residency he knows sO MUCh
  • graduated at the top of his class in med school, still studies as diligently as before, literally takes notes on e v e r y t h i n g the doctors say
  • jr jokes that when minhyun opens his own dermatology clinic he should give all of them face lifts but minhyun is like,,,,,,,,im not doing that im doing immunodermatology wanna hear what i learned about leprosy-
  • jr: i gtg rn i was just trying to make a joke i am so sorry
  • anyway you also work in the hospital,,,,,but not as a resident or anything you’re actually in the tech department
  • and you know about minhyun because how can you not,,,,,but also,,,,,,,,he’s called the tech department like a minimum of twenty times a week because for some reason he’s super smart
  • but takes like ten years to type in a patients chart notes and he’s always getting a bit confused with the hospitals interface
  • and you,,,,,,,dont mind being the one called to help him i mean like have you /SEEN/ him  
  • just standing beside him is like basking in the sunlights glow and u dont mind. not one bit. tbh u r not gonna like lie when u see a call from the dermatology dept u basically fight people for the phone
  • buuuuut you also know that it’s a one sided kinda thing,,,because minhyun could have anyone,,,,,,,literally 
  • u can tell from the fact that his lab coats pockets are always full of candy, letters, and more that both patients and staff give him and yeah it makes ur heart sink a bit but like,,,,
  • whatever the short moment where you get to stand beside him at the desk and tell him (for the 15th time) how to reset the scheduling system works like,,,,,it’s enough
  • which is why when you get called down again, minhyun voice sounding apologetic over the phone u cheerily tell him it’s no problem - you’ll be right down to see what happened 
  • but since the elevator is taking too long u decide to go down the stairs where,,,,you hear voices echoing as you get closer to the floor ur supposed to meet minhyun on
  • and???? they sound familiar,,,,,one is obviously dongho’s,,,,,and the other???? minhyun?
  • and u stop your steps,,,listening to their echoing words 
  • “are you going to ask them? minhyun it’s been two weeks since you decided to say something and you’re still putting it off.”
  • “,,,,,what if they don’t like me-”
  • “NO OFFENSE BUT THATS NOT POSSIBLE”
  • you blink,,,,wondering if you’re hearing another voice,,,,,and it is,,,,this one belongs to another resident. ren
  • “minhyun, seriously you’re handsome. i dont say that a lot. but ur handsome. very handsome. look at me minhyun does it look like i would lie.”
  • and finally,,,,the calmest voice of the bunch belong to jr: “you should go for it. i think they like you too.”
  • and you’re not sure what else they say because the door opens and a couple of nurses rush by you, their footsteps making noise
  • and in your head you’re wondering,,,,,,who is it that minhyun likes,,,,,,,
  • but not wanting to get lost in your thoughts you rush down coming out into the dermatology dept and seeing minhyun leaning against the wall near the elevators. 
  • you pat his shoulder,,making him jump a bit and the both of you breaking into blushing apologizes but then he mumbles that he’s pretty sure something is going on with the vital monitor
  • and you go inside the room to check it out
  • and as you’re doing your work,,,,you don’t notice minhyun bite his lip,,,,shy eyes trying to avoid your figure in the center of the room
  • quietly fidgeting with his name tag pinned to his collar
  • and when you turn, smile on your face “done! it just got unhooked-”
  • “are you free,,,,,on sunday?”
  • minhyun’s sudden question catches you off guard and you’re like w-what?? and he’s like,,,,,,,, “i-,,,,i have a shift,,,,but i can- it ends at 8 so i could take u to dinner,,,,,maybe,,,,,-”
  • minhyun,,,,with all his pretty features and polite personality cannot seem to stutter out a date invitation 
  • but,,,,you also cant believe ur ears???? the person minhyun liked?????was you???
  • and you’re like “d-don’t you not have many free days? you should rest-”
  • “it’s ok! i want to,,,,,spend it with you.”
  • there’s something of a shy smile on his face,,,,but his eyes are nervous and you’re always feeling your palms sweat
  • because god u really want to say yes,,,,the happiness in your stomach is turning to butterflies,,,,,but you also know that minhyun should rest
  • so you go “ok,,,,,but how about we do something simple,,,,like watch a movie at my place?”
  • and minhyun almost turns cherry red at the mention of coming over and he refuses,,,,,saying it’d be un-gentlemen-y of him but ur just like pleassse it’s fine
  • safe to say you guys do have that date at your place but you purposly pick a boring movie so minhyun falls asleep fifteen minutes in and you let the tired med student sleep soundly on your shoulder as you do your own thing
  • and ofc when he wakes up minhyun is a mess of “im sorrys” and “im not a creep i promise” but u just laugh and tell him it’s ok,,,,,it was a perfect first date because u were able to see him rest
  • which honestly just makes minhyun’s heart flutter even more about you,,,,,on the way home he texts ren and is like “i think they’re an angel,,,,,,,”
  • dating med student!minhyun is slow at first because he’s surprisingly shy about pda or skinship,,,,,to the point where when he first holds ur hand he has to let go 5 minutes later and be like “its not that i dont want to,,,its just,,,,,my hand got sweat and i didnt want u to think thats gross-” and u had to grab his hand back and be like idc if its sweaty i want to hold it forever, minhyun once he gets more comfortable has a habit for always dusting off your uniform or tucking strands of your hair back because he thinks u look cute when ur all neat and whatnot, tbh dongho and jr tell minhyun it might be a lil weird but u like it,,,its minhyun’s personality so u accept it, since he works super long hours u dont really get to see each other often but minhyun really likes it when u text him what ur doing after work esp if u include pictures, at first he’d just be like oh! cool :D or looks yummy! but as you two get closer he’ll kinda be a little sappy saying things like even your silhouette is pretty or i wish i could be beside you right now, a constant struggle is showing people photos of you and minhyun together looking cute in the hospital lobby doing peace signs and ur like that’s my boyfriend! and people are like no no no thats a celebrity honey and ur like,,,no,,,,,no he’s my bf,,,,,,,basically people r just really shocked because minhyun’s visuals are no joke, whenever someone confesses to minhyun whether it’s a patient or a staff he gets all embarrassed but also secretly reaLLY likes saying he has a significant other that he is head over heels for, ren makes fun of him so much for it he imitates his voice and calls out ur name and is like head !!! oveR HEELs~~~!! and minhyun is like pLEASE and ren is just kiss kiss love love u two are sooooo corny, on an anniversary minhyun had work but he sent you a video of him playing on the piano and singing your favorite love song and it legitimately made you tear up, does this thing where when he gets really really tired he’ll never admit it but one kiss from you makes it feel like he can take on the WORLD, an exchange resident named aaron comes to visit and minhyun introduces you to him and is like he’s my bff and aaron is just like “so what base have you and minhyun reac-oK FINE I WONT ASK”, those rare times where residents get more than a day off minhyun always insists on doing the absolute most for you and sometimes you have to literally argue with him to let you do something because he works so hard you want to support him and make it easy, you cooked for him once and you can’t tell if him telling you he LOVED it was fake or real,,,,,,,you guys got matching sweaters from the nu’est boys as a gift and they’re bright pink and corny and minhyun refuses to wear them until you giggled and put it on and minhyun melts for anything you do so he was like ok FINE, surprised you once by pulling you into a storage closet at the hospital and letting a hand slip up your shirt and you were like minhyun?? ?against his neck and he,,,,,couldn’t keep it up you felt his cheeks go hot and he was a stuttering mess like ten minutes in but he was also like i just,,,i really wanted you i dont know what came over me ,,,,,WHAT A FREAKING CUTIE AMIRIGHT THO,,,,promises that once he is done with residency he’s going to get a good job and take you on vacation for never leaving his side through the hardest years of his life and you just kiss his nose and tell him not to worry about it,,,,,but seriously the only thing on minhyun’s mind sometimes (which he finds fascinating) is how much he really rEALLY wants to make you happy,,,,,,,,,,he wants a future,,,,with you 


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Dangerous (Steve Harrington x Mayfield!Reader)

Originally posted by steveharrintgon

Summary: Ever since you were little, people tended to underestimate just how badass you were. You never expected that moving to Hawkins, Indiana would be the thing to convince people that you were more than just a pretty face.
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Request:hello lovely!! first off just wanted to say i love all your stories, they’re so well written and just wonderful to read. i was wondering if u would pls be able to write a steve fic and the reader is max’s older sister but she’s super feminine and always wears really cool outfits that r a bit impractical and steve kind of undermines her because of that but she is actually such a badass and max tries to tell everyone but they dont rly buy it until she idk saves from a demogorgon or?? up to u xxx also ( i just sent u a request about a mayfield!reader) and the idea kind of came to me because i feel like often times badass and strong and independent female characters cant also be feminine and girly you know??? anyway feel free if u want to write it like obvs u dont have to (can u tell i have never requested a fic before lmao) to do whatever i trust u and ur capabilities haha xxxx

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Mayfield!Reader (Friends)

Word Count: 5,005

Author’s Note:  This one stumped me. I can usually sit down and write in one or two sittings. But I kept coming back and chipping away at this one. Many thanks to @hargroovin for looking over this and making sure it was ready for posting. Hopefully, Sweet Requester, you like it.

Warnings: Language. Some minor violence at the end.


Whenever she was asked about her two daughters, your mother liked to launch into a pair of stories to describe you. At this point, it was almost a performance piece, what with the way she had nailed down the timing and the intonations and the facial expressions she would use at certain points. She had given the monologue so many times that you could clearly visualize it in your head, and pretty soon, you’d be able to take over for her.

She would start with a story about Max.

“Maxine is my youngest. You’ve probably seen her on her skateboard, zooming around town.” (The skateboard was a relatively new addition to the story within the past four years. Before that it was roller skates, and before that she was simply running.)

“She’s always been like that–always on the move, can’t stay still for more than fifteen seconds. I swear,” here your mother would lay a hand over her heart, “she goes by Max because she doesn’t want to stick around long enough for the second half of her name.” This would be followed by polite laughter and maybe some nodding. “You know, that reminds me of this one story. When Max was about seven and a half months old, she went missing. One morning I came into her room to check in on her since she had usually woken me up by then, and she was gone. I ran back to Jerry and woke him up in a panic, and he said that he had woken up in the middle of the night to check on her but he had put her back in the crib and she was fine. Anyway, we ran out into the hallway calling for her, hoping she would make some sound, and then all of the sudden we heard these little footsteps and I looked up to see Max toddling out of Y/N’s room. Seven and a half month’s old and she was walking! Independently!” There would be gasps here and some form of “No.”

“I swear,” your mother would hold up a hand. “She walked straight towards me and threw her little hands up at me to be picked up since I could walk much faster.” She would drop her hand and lean back in her seat with a smile. “After that our house constantly looked as if it’d been hit by an earthquake.” Your mother and the other person would laugh politely.

“Seems like you’ve got a little trouble maker on your hands,” the person would inevitably say.

“Ohhhh, yes, but Maxine’s the least of my problems.” Your mother would look at you in your pink dress with white stockings and Mary Janes (or, as you got older, your floral leggings, frilly sweater,  and oversized blazer). “Y/N is the dangerous one.”

“I’m sure that’s not true,” the other person would shoot you a smile, pinching a dimpled cheek or tugging on a braid or patting your knee. Then they would cast a dubious look at Max with her mop of wildly curly red hair and consider the fact that she had not been still for a single moment since they entered this conversation with your mother while you sat quietly by her side, legs neatly crossed.

“Don’t let her looks deceive you,” your mother would shake her head. “Let me tell you about this one time, Y/N was six years old at the time, so that would make Max about two. I had just gotten back from food shopping, and the neighbor who was watching them told me that the girls were playing in Y/N’s room and that they had been well behaved and she hadn’t heard a peep out of them. Well, of course, it’s never a good sign when my girls are quiet, so I beelined straight for Y/N’s room. And I found them,” at this point she was digging through her purse. Of course, this was for show. The picture was tucked safely away in an inside pocket, and she would produce it with a small, triumphant “Aha!” and hand it to the other person.

In the picture, you and Max were sitting on the floor next to your bed. Next to you, three nail polish containers were pouring out various shades of pink onto the carpet. Your mother’s make up bag sat in between you, but it had to have been completely empty as every form of make up, brush, and beauty tool was scattered around the two of you. For your part, you were grinning up at your mother, pink cheeked with bright red lips and what looked like almost a lipstick mustache because of how poorly you applied it. You had smudged heaps of purple eyeshadow onto your eyelids, reaching up to your eyebrows. Pinched between your dark pink and light pink little nails was your mother’s mascara wand. Across from you, Max was gaping open mouthed at your mother, her lips a similar bright red, but the entire left side of her face was pink and she had green eyeshadow which was delicately blended in with her fair eyebrows. Except, her right eye had dark black smudges across it from where you tried to apply mascara. In her hair, you had had clipped about a half dozen of your mom’s curlers.

Reactions ranged from a simple “Oh my!” and stifled giggle to laughing so hard tears fell from their eyes.

“For the life of me, I don’t know how she convinced Max to sit still for that long. Or how either of them the reached my make up bag on top of my dresser,” your mother would laugh, taking back the picture and zipping it up into its pockets. “But those are my girls for you.”

You may have aged twelve years and moved across the country, but you had to admit, the story was still classic you.

After all, you woke up every day an hour earlier than you had to just so you could do your make up and coax your hair into the perfect side pony. And you needed at least 30 minutes to play around with your wardrobe to make sure you had a unique outfit to wear that day. There were 365 days in a year, and you refused to wear the same exact outfit on any single one of them.

Ok, so at around day 300 you had to start getting creative with what counted as the same and what didn’t, but the fact remained that you did not repeat outfits. And it wasn’t like you had thirty different shirts or forty pairs of pants. Your wardrobe was reasonable. You just had a knack for pairing things that other people may not have considered and what your mother deemed “a natural talent at accessorizing.”

Today for instance, you had tied a neon blue bow into your hair (in addition to your black sequined scrunchy), stacked about thirty five jelly bracelets up your arm, and secured yourself into your clothes with two belts.

You were looking totally glam. You had to be. It was the first day at your new school.

“What the fuck are you wearing?” Billy asked looking over at you from his eggs. You rolled your eyes and flipped him off, lifting your spoon to your mouth.

“Why do you care?” Max glared at him over her cereal.

“It’s fine, Max,” you murmured.

“I have to be seen with you getting out of my car,” Billy’s lip curled as he looked over at you again. “You should change.”

Max opened up her mouth to say something, but was cut off.

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romulusandremuslupin-deactivate  asked:

anything going wrong for barry and him saying "taako, kill me". he forgets some paperwork "taako, kill me". he has to eat merles 'meatloaf surprise "taako kill me". and in return taako just spinning around and going "who?". "this is snuffles he is my 1467th dog" "who?". "hey uh, taako me and lup are having dinner at fantasy olive garden, wanna come?" "who? jk my dude, hells to the yeah i wanna go!" ect ect. (1/2)

lup makes a “back soon” joke one time and taako and barry swivel around, and run to her. one hold either arm and they dont let go. this just stand, clasping to her as barry starts to cry, his glasses fogging up. the brim of taako’s hat has slipped down to cover his face. “lup. dont leave again. I-” as hes broken off by a sob “i cant take that again” “babe i wont, i was kidding.” taako lifts his face, mascara running down his cheeks “hey lulu? mm. mm mm mm. mmmmm. mm” (2/2)

lup: why do you guys get to make those jokes and I can’t?
taako: because I love you too much i don’t give a shit if barold dies
barry: rude but fair

i think it’s pretty much a matter of “who?”/”taako kill me” happened one time and they didn’t really think about it at the time, and in hindsight it’s fucking hilarious? but “back soon” was too real they had to read that note every day for fucking months and cried every time

Angel (Richie Tozier x Reader)

Author’s Note:  Hiiiii! How are you guys? Im a lot better than I was last time I posted, so big thanks to everyone who contributed to that! ALSO IM 10 AWAY FROM 100 FOLLOWERS! Im still in shock that people are reading my writings when I literally made this account with the intentions of just reading imagines.. You guys are the absolute best! Oh and I want to get to know you guys/ have you get to know me so send in an ask or just message me! ((: Hope you enjoy this imagine, feedback is appreciated <3 And yes, I know ive literally only written Richie imagines (some others, but its mainly richie) its only because Richie is my fav if im being completely honest, and I relate most to his character so its easy for me to think of ideas for what to write, but I promise there will be others in future imagines! I already have an idea for a Ben and a Mike Wheeler request so stay tunedddddd (;

Ship: Richie x Reader

Warnings: nothing out of the ordinary, just cursing and Richie’s jokes 

Description: Truth or Dare is never a good idea, especially with a group of friends who know about your crush on the one and only Trashmouth Tozier.

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Secrets spread like wildfire in the losers club, no one kept their mouth shut, so you weren’t surprised when you telling Bev about your crush on Richie spread around the group within a few hours. 

“Not to be rude, but why him (y/n) hes so - and you’re so.” Stan had whispered to you in math class.

“What are you even talking about Stan?” you replied looking over at him with your eyebrows furrowed.

“Your crush on Richie! What else would I be talking about?” He rolled his eyes jokingly (a/n JO KINGH.. I had to Im sorry, back to the story).

“How did you- I just told Bev..” you trailed off as Stan just stared at you and rolled his eyes once again.

“Come on (y/n), you know Bev cant keep secrets! Plus everyone knows everything about everyone in our group.” He replied matter- of - factually.

“Yeah thats true- fuck does Richie know? He cant find out-” You started but Stan cut you off with laugh.

“(y/n), seriously? come on, bev isn’t that shitty of a friend, of course Richie doesn’t know, but Bev did invite everyone over to Bill’s house tonight for some truth or dare.” He laughed as you just stared down at your desk, knowing what Bev was planning.

And thats how you got to the awkward position you were in now, sitting cross legged between Bev and Bill, across from Richie in Bill’s living room. 

“So I felt like we haven’t hung out together as a group in a while, so Bill so kindly agreed to host this tonight for us.” Bev finished, smirking at you.

“D-uh dont you m-mean y-you tell-ing me I h-had to h-h-h-ost this?”

“Oh Big Bill, dont embarrass her. Its okay Bev, we all know you only planned this cause you missed my sexy face.”

“Totally Richie, because seeing you in English and history class isn’t enough.” Beverly teased before continuing, “So lets play everyone’s favorite game! Truth or Dare! Ill choose first, (y/n) truth or dare?” She finished giving you a knowing look.

You looked down, feeling the gaze of everyone’s eyes as you weighed your options. You knew if you chose truth she’d make you confess your feelings, but if it was dare she’d make you do something physical. You felt your stomach do somersaults 

“(y/n) Are you alright? Do you need a hit of my inhaler? You dont look so good? Oh god are you sick? Do you need some pain killers, I should have some in my fanny-” Eddie was cut off by Richie hitting his shoulder and Mike speaking.

“Calm down Eddie, and Richie dont hit him. Come on (y/n) just pick one, if you’re too uncomfortable to do either, you dont have to do it.” He smiled, sensing your discomfort.

“I guess dare Bev, hit me” You said giving in

“I dare you to pick the most attractive person here and go into the closet for seven minutes in heaven.” She sniggered looking from you, to Richie, as you looked up and glared at her.

 You stood up cursing to yourself and reached your hand out to Richie, “You coming or what trashmouth?”

Your words shot right through him, leaving him speechless as he grabbed your hand, standing up and looking at the group in shocked eyes but bev just winked and gave him a thumbs up. encouraging him as he continued to follow you to the closet. Once inside, you breathed out, and the silence engulfed you, making you feel self conscious and small. You moved backwards until you felt the wall and leaned against it, Richie moved around for a bit and copied your actions, leaning against the wall for support before turning his head towards you.

“So i know this is seven minutes in heaven, but I didn’t realize there would be an actual angel in here.” Richie declared as you snorted.

“Gee Tozier, you really need some new content.”

“Hey! Whats wrong with my current content, its obviously worked on you considering you think im the hottest out of the group.” He retorted, and you blushed, silently thanking yourself for not turning on the light, knowing Richie would have something snarky to say. 

Silence ensued once again as you felt your heart beat faster and harder as Richie scooted closer to you.

“I know I made a joke earlier, but do you actually think im the most attractive person here?” Richie broke the silence with a sigh.

“Careful there Rich, I can practically hear your ego inflating.”

Richie let out a laugh, as he moved around until he was standing in front of you. “Well, you know, since we’re going to be in here for a little while there’s something I should tell you.” he trailed off

“I think you’re really fucking gorgeous.” Richie suddenly blurted. You froze.

“Shit, fuck sorry I didn’t want to just come out and say that, but its true. Everytime I see you or someone mentions your name my heart feels like its going a million miles a fucking hour, and even though Bev and the others say you like me I cant find it in myself to believe them because you’re you, you know? And what the fuck am I? Im a trashmouth, who makes jokes about Eddie’s mom’s underwear and shit-”

“Richie.” You cut him off.

“No wait im not done-’

“Richard Tozier, for once please shut up.” You giggled and pressed your lips against his.

It was barely a kiss, it was more of a soft and awkward brush- of- the lips peck, but to you and Richie it felt like the best thing in the world. You felt your heart begin to race again and you heard Richie gasp as you pulled apart, his hand coming up to brush against your cheek. You both looked at each other, not really able to make out each other’s faces, but you saw the way Richie was smiling at you, and you felt his thumb softly brushing against your cheek. 

“So does that mean you like me? You like me back?” he whispered excitedly, letting his had drop from your cheek to grasp one of your hands in his.

“No, I just did that for fun! Of course I like you Rich, I have for a while…” you whispered back.

“But fuck, why? I thought, shit.  For the longest time I thought you liked Stan? But fucking seriously you like me. Thank god for Bev’s dare.” 

You laughed again, gripping his hand tighter. “I could never like Stan, he’s like a brother to me.” You murmured, laughing again as Richie looked down at your lips.

“Can I- Can I kiss you again?” he asked, worried you’d say no.

“Of course.” you replied, your eyes closing softly as his hand reached up again, cupping your cheek. He leaned in again, meeting your lips in a less awkward kiss. Your hands found their way into his curls, before you both quickly pulled away from the sound of the door opening and the laughter of your friends. The two of you looked up at your friends, blushes coating your cheeks as your friends stared down with smug grins on their faces.

Beverly gleamed down at you both before saying, “Now see, arent you happy I told everyone you liked him (y/n)? And Richie I told you she liked you!”

“Well i’d say they really like each other judging from how they were just sucking each other’s faces off.” Stan said with a smirk growing on his face.

“Ew I know right, do you know the kind of diseases you can contract by doing that-” Eddie was cut off with another hit from Richie

“Thats enough out of you spaghetti head.” Richie exclaimed making you giggle as they went back and forth arguing.

“So Bev, your turn. Truth or dare?” you said, giving her the same knowing look she had given you as you looked between her and Bill.

“Oh god.”

Dating Taehyung (V) includes

Originally posted by mvssmedia

  • he’s such a child omfg i love him 
  • he’d be so confused regarding his feelings towards you 
  • end up confiding in jimin about the girl he makes an extra effort to make laugh and be around 
  • “I think you like her, V" 
  • “should i ask her out?“ 
  • “definitely" 
  • and when he does its just the purest thing y'all i c an t 
  • taehyung is romantic af dont lie 
  • he’ll get you a flower when confessing
  • and you’d wouldn’t be able to stop smiling cause hes just so sw E E T
  • speaking of smiles 
  • box smiles for d a y s
  • you’d do what ever you could to make him smile cause it just makes you weak asf 
  • along with his puppy eyes you’re just completely under his spell
  • and he knows this 
  • “hey Y/N can we get this, please”
  • “no, thats expensive”
  • *insert puppy eyes and box smile* 
  • please?
  • “urgh fine" 
  • speaking of expensive 
  • G U C C I 
  • gucci everything hoe 
  • he’d buy you gucci toothpaste if he could 
  • he’s so into skinship 
  • he’ll hold your hand in public
  • and kiss you 
  • but only on the cheek
  • cause lips kisses are reserved specially for your alone time 
  • V doesnt strike me as the jealous type 
  • but if he’s feeling insecure about a guy he’ll straight up ask you about it 
  • no beating around the bush 
  • Tae is not one for getting angry 
  • but when he does
  •  ooohhh boi is it hot asf
  •  his voice drops like 3 octaves 
  • you once got into an argument with him and his voice dro P P ED and you just had to take a fucking moment cause 
  • d a m n 
  • I feel like he can switch from big spoon to little spoon
  • but mostly big spoon 
  • DATES WITH V ARE CUTE ASF 
  • dates to places like the park
  • or the zoo 
  • y'all dont even have to go out 
  • building forts out of pillows and duvets on a quiet sunday when it’s drizzling outside 
  • Tae will always buy you cute jewellery if he sees it 
  • you have like 4 necklaces, 6 rings and like 184738 bracelets 
  • you make V weak asf when you’re in his clothes
  •  you once wore a hoodie that was even big on him
  •  he saw you and could not stop smiling and laughing to himself
  •  "wow my honey is so cute”
  • he’s rapping like all the time
  • he’ll do it subconciously while washing dishes or something
  • he’ll rap about anything tbh
  • when will he feature on cypher im waiting
  •  HE LOVES KIDS LIKE HE LOVES OXYGEN OKAY
  •  he wants like 5 kids
  •  and maybe 10 dogs aswell idk
  •  hella family oriented
  •  pIGGYBACK RIDES
  •  lots and lots of backhugs 
  • he rests his chin either on your head or shoulder when he hugs you from behind 
  • LMAO you cant rest your chin on either cause mans tall asf
  • so you just end up with your arms wrapped around him and your face buried in his back
  • inside jokes for d a y s that leave you guys a giggling mess
  • lowkey annoys the other members when you suddenly burst out laughing about something
  • probably salty that they don’t have a significant other to have inside jokes with lmao 
  • i heard someone sAY TICKLE FIGHTS
  • always end up with you pinned on the floor a laughing mess cause V is way stronger than you and you’re ticklish everywhere
  • his hands just tickling you on your neck and stomach 
  • he blows raspberrys on your stomach cause it makes you laugh even harder
  • sometimes they can lead into small kisses leading up slowly to your neck then eventually your mouth
  • slow and long kisses leave you all soft and loved
  • but sometimes depending on his mood his kisses are fast and teasing asf
  • leaving you begging him for more
  • and then there are his o t h e r type of kisses that leave your lips a swollen and bruised mess 
  • those kisses always end up travelling down your neck, leaving hickeys behind
  • lowkey your favourite type of kiss tho
  • right y'all 
  • time for s I N
  • we all know tae doesnt even bother keeping his tongue in his mouth on a normal basis 
  • so when times like this come his WILL use it
  • and use it extremely well
  • sometimes he doesn’t have to get his dick involved to make you come 
  • V’s into foreplay pass it on 
  • dont get V twisted
  • he can be rough as hell if he wants to be
  • and that deep voice of his
  • whispering impure thoughts and desires
  • him calling you baby with that deep voice of his 
  • “come on baby, grind for me”
  • okay wO W 
  • moving on 
  • afterwards he’ll cuddle you so tight and tell you how much he loves you, his beautiful hands playing with your hair
  • hands down a relationship with V will make you feel like a child again
  • so youthful
  • so hopeful

anonymous asked:

Camping with Haechan au? (is this even considered an AU?? who knows but I mean I think I'd be cute nonetheless since the best writer out there is writing it (if you do decide to do so 😂)) Thank you so much! 💘

omg this would actually make such a good enemies-to-lover au too!!!
here’s some rivalry!campers au

  • you and haechan have been going to the SAME summer camp since you were tiny tiny children
  • and the first year you got to know each other, it was like all hell broke loose
  • because you were two of the most sarcastic, headstrong, competitive children in your troops,,,,,like even the counselors couldn’t keep you two from going at each others necks
  • and you were both like seVEN ?????
  • but you swear - haechan started it 
  • and haechan swears you started it
  • all because you accused him of cheating on the swim relay race because you SAW him use free style and not butterfly
  • and haechan had stuck his tongue out when you accused him and,,,,it’s just a mess
  • every year counselors changmin and yunho make bets to see whose going to be stuck with you two LOL 
  • but yes this year,,,,,the camping trip is going to be an overnight outdoors survival game thing
  • and the minute you guys arrive in the forest haechan walks past you, the smuggest look on his face, going “the entire winter - i built tents in my room to prepare for the moment. i can pitch a tent in under fifteen minutes.”
  • you roll your eyes going “i bet you’ll burn all your food like you did last year too.”
  • haehcan throws a glare over his shoulder and you just wave, going over to your side of the campground
  • later into the evening,,,both your tents are pitched and you’re sitting at the campfire making what the counselors called an ‘emergency meal’ which just consists of starting a fire and grilling sardines over it
  • when you notice haechan is struggling,,,,,,,,which of course makes you grin happily to yourself
  • until,,,you’re done with your fire and food and haechan still,,,,,,,doesn’t even have a flame
  • and you’re not going to help him - oh god no - not after you’ve banked all your summers on destroying each other in every camp activity possible
  • but also,,,even when you go into your tent,,,,the idea of leaving him out there - hungry - for some reason hurts 
  • so you try to talk to yourself about all the things you /hate/ about haechan,,,,but it doesn’t work
  • and with a grumble you get up and march out of the tent over to haechan
  • and he looks up,,,,opening his mouth and you’re like “save it. hand me the sticks, ill make the fire.”
  • haechan protests,,,,,,,he protests aLOT
  • but you don’t listen because your dumb rivalry doesn’t mean anything when it comes down to basic needs like eating
  • “i already won, i started the fire first. now im just helping you eat, don’t think it means anything.”
  • haechan clicks his tongue “i didnt think it meant /anything/ i just dont want you to hold this over my head.”
  • “i wont”
  • “fine.”
  • “fine.”
  • silently you watch the sparks,,,,and then the flames that burst over the sticks. getting up you look at haechan triumphantly and turn to head back to your tent,,,,,,but the minute you open the flap
  • the whole thing topples,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • “looks like someone didn’t secure their tent. rookie mistake.”
  • haechan’s voice comes from behind and you clench your teeth, turning around you point to his fire
  • “i made that for you, so come over here and repay me.”
  • “are you asking for my help?”
  • “in your dreams, im asking for compensation.”
  • haechan strolls over, grinning as he helps set your tent back up and you watch with your hands crossed to help settle your embarrassment 
  • done, haechan opens the flap and goes “after you, rookie” and you push him playfully
  • but also before you go in you stand there and look at haechan and he looks at you
  • and for some odd reason,,,,you don’t hate it
  • you actually notice,,,,,,,,for the first time,,,,,,,,that he’s pretty cute
  • and his smooth skin and brown eyes aren’t,,,,the worst,,,,
  • but you’re convinced in must be the air up here in the forest or something making you think your biggest enemy is cute
  • but then you hear haechan go
  • “thank you,,,,,,,,,,,”
  • it’s quiet but you look back at him and stutter because “w-what?”
  • “thank you, for helping me. im not saying it again.”
  • you blink and see haechan avert his eyes,,,for the first time - you see clear as day
  • he’s shy
  • and you can’t help but feel your own cheeks flush because,,,,,oh,,,,he,,,,didn’t have to say that but it’s still nice to hear
  • and you nod,,,,not sure what to make of this
  • and then haechan goes “,,,,,,,,,,,ive never said it but you’re ,,,,,,ok,,,,,,,well more than ok you’re p-p-p-,,,,,,”
  • “p?”
  • “,,,,,,,,,,,you’re nice to look at anyway i have to go bye.”
  • and with that haechan storms right across the campground to his tent
  • so fast that you don’t even process his words
  • until you’re laying in your sleeping bag and thinking,,,,,,,,,,,,,,was he going to say pretty?
  • the next morning everyone is happily chattering around breakfast and you walk past haechan who looks over at you,,,,and much to the shock of everyone (counselor changmin drops his plate of waffles)
  • you sit beside him
  • and neither of you say anything,,,,but you eat in peace,,,not bickering or name calling,,,,,,,and it’s,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,enjoyable
  • being with haechan is,,,,,,,,,,enjoyable 

anonymous asked:

Hey there! Since your ask box is open, can I request a series of reactions from the chocobros when their s/o wears their clothes? Thanks! (SFW please!).

A/N: New mod! Hello everyone!

Chocobro’s reaction to their S/O wearing their clothes:

Noctis:

  • He’s easily the second most flustered of the boys. He thinks he can play it off but everyone knows better.
  • You look good in anything you wear but there’s something more appealing when you dress like that.
  • He has a bunch of really dorky fishing shirts that are too big for you but you wear them anyways
  • It has something like ‘I’ve got a bite’ written over it with a Lucian Carp on a line. It’s kinda cute. 
  • “hey noct isn’t it your turn to do laundry today?” Silence. “why are you staring at me like that?”
  • “you know how everyone always says that there’s plenty of fish in the sea? Well, they’re wrong because you’re the best catch I’ve ever made.”
  • He still does the laundry, though.

Prompto:

  • He is the reigning prince of blushing. You’ve seen how it can get so bad that his freckles kinda disappear. 
  • Flustered, stuttering, actively forgetting words, thats all his jam.
  • He’s been pretty busy lately but he finally got a day off and is chilling at his desk, doing some maintenance on his camera and saving the pictures on an external drive. 
  • After changing you grab your phone and walk over to him. After you drape yourself over his shoulders you tell him “hey prom, say cheese!”
  • When you move away from him, he glances over and his mouth drops open. “I-Is that my hoodie?!“ 
  • Its a cute yellow one with a silhouette of a chocobo saying ‘kweh’
  • You cock your head to the side. “Yeah i was kinda cold and it was on the bed so I grabbed it. Why, were you about to go out?” He shakes his head, his face completely red. 
  • “N-No you just…look really good.” He laughs, earning a small blush from you. Smiling back, you hold your phone up.  "Sooo you wouldn’t mind if I take a few more?“ He’s a huge dork so he pulls you into his arms and lap and takes your phone. "More great memories together, right?”

Gladiolus:

  • Big guy doesn’t get flustered easily, but when he sees something he likes, he’ll do what he can to make it his.
  • So he’s pleasantly surprised when you come out of a shower in his training clothes after a run one day.
  • “Hey there good lookin’, whats the occasion?” You roll your eyes and place a kiss on his cheek. “What, I cant wear your clothes?”
  • “More like you cant wear them if you don’t like me giving you more and more attention. But, since you’re already dressed, how about a quick spar before breakfast?”
  • That earned him a sigh with a smile. “Just dont get distracted by how good I make this outfit look.” “Don’t worry, I can still take you down.”
  • wears a cheeky grin the rest of the day, even if he loses
  • His home screen is actually one of the photos that he’s taken of them in his clothes
  • changes it often, sometimes even just leaving the ones where the clothes are super baggy just to remind him that you’re super adorable and he cant wait to see you?
  • he always wonders how he got so lucky

Ignis:

  • We all know he’s the most difficult to get a rise out of but boy when it happens it’s the best feeling? Like how there’s only a set few people that can really make this man lose his composure, and his S/O is in the top 3.
  • He tends to slip up a little more, and if he’s really distracted he might just stare for a bit.
  • Is up early or even late doing some work for King Regis or even has to deal with some of the Kingslaive paperwork bc lets face it, Ignis is probably the most well put together individual in Insomnia?
  • So you end up wandering into the study with one of his button ups and some ebony for him.
  • He doesn’t notice right away when he takes the mug from your hand, but as he turns to look at you he has to make sure he sets the mug down safely before staring at you quietly.
  • “…? What’s wrong Specs?”
  • “…nothing, you just look more radiant than Shiva right now.”
  • how smooth, amirite?

- Mod Tissa