dont look at me i know this is gross

3

It was so hard to find pictures of just me lol rip in peace to the ppl who i had to crop out or blur out kshgjkhsdkg,, ty @exosdancingqueen for tagging me in dis tb to prom tag!!!!  if you don’t have prom or havent had it yet im sorry for tagging you lol

also prom was gr8 i felt nice and golden but my date could suck an egg 

im tagging @royalyeol @co-kai-ne @shiningsehun @xingslove @chanyeolsoo @tadaeshi @grinding-on-baek @suhosbulge @r-velvets @fyeahchanyeol 

goddessofnerdiness  asked:

i was excited for dan and phil to play dream daddies but barely a few minutes into the video they call eyes with monolids "sneaky" and "snake eyes" like it's a joke and not a harmful stereotype. fucking yikes

ah!! i watched the dream daddy video and the only thing i have to complain about it is the comment about the monolid? like how they said it looks like a snake but idk am i just too sensitive? it was stuck in the back of my mind the whole time but it just seems that nobody else noticed

i completely agree with this. yesterday i was definitely more caught up in the general discussion about their choice to play the video at all and the accusations of ‘fan service’ and whatnot, so i didn’t offer many thoughts on specific details but yeaaaahhh. the only explanation for this i could think of was that at first glance the game’s design for the ‘monolid eyes’ are actually kinda shit, wherein they look more like a facial expression than an eye ‘shape’  

but tbh so do a lot of the other options. for them to call the monolid eyes in particular ‘sneaky’ and ‘snek eyes’ just seems like they are woefully ignorant of the gross and racist stereotyping that surrounds monolid eyes and it made me kinda sad. like imo they probably dont even know what the fuck monolid eyes are or who has them or the way they are often derided and ridiculed in society. so like,, pour one out for these guys who adorn their shit in japanese characters and sell them for profit and more than once have talked about their aesthetic being ‘asian’ but then aren’t even aware of basic harmful stereotypes that affect so many asian people. cool!!!!!!!!!!!! they need to fucking do better

When Atem gets drunk...

(I dedicate this post to @teppa-is-sonic-trash​ ;D)


Atem (1:34 am): *very clingy cuddles* Aibo, I love you soooo much! *smooshes cheek against Yugi’s*

Yugi: *has difficulty breathing* I love you too but i really need to go to the bath room now, other me.


Atem: (2:48 am): JOU DID YOU JUST LAUGH AT US?! HOW FUCKING CRUEL ARE YOU THAT YOU LAUGH AT SOMETHING SO PURE LIKE OUR LOVE HOW DARE YOU IMMA BEAT YOU UP

Yugi: NO YOURE NOT! SIT DOWN, OTHER ME!


Atem (3:14 am): Oh my gosh, aibo, how can you be this beautiful, I will never stop looking at you, I swear *awkward stare*

Yugi: Uhm….okay… O__o


Atem (3:56): OTOGI DID YOU JUST TRY TO FLIRT WITH MY AIBO DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK AROUND AND STEAL PEOPLE’S AIBOS IMMA SHOW YOU IMMA KICK YOUR ASS I- *falls flat on his face*

Yugi: Oh dear… *facepalm*


Atem: (4:27 am): *cries* Aibo, you’re so wonderful, you’re an angel and I dont deserve you, how can you be so wonderful, oh god, I love you so much Imma die! *gross sobbing* Please never break up with me, I know im not worthy of an angel like you but please dont break up with me, Imma do my best, I swear! *cries more*

Yugi: I wont break up with you, other me, dont worry *pats atems head*


Atem (5:20 am): *sleeping on the couch, head on yugis lap*

Yugi: Oh my gosh, finally…!

Taste It - Jim Moriarty x Reader

this one is so weird ahhh

it’s kind of kinky? but super super weird.

yeah i dont know im sorry

(also kinda gross depending on how you are but yeah. Not what I usually write.)

Originally posted by aphgeneralhux


“Argh.” He groaned, clutching his head, tilting his head back.

“What?” You asked blandly, unamused with Jim’s dramatic mood lately. 

He sighed, “(Y/n), it’s just so boring.

“Oh yes I know, terribly so, why don’t you go and play with Sherlock again - oh wait” You look up from your book to meet Jim’s eyes. “You killed him.”

Jim rolled his eyes, “Yes, thank you (Y/n), very helpful, thank you for reminding me.”

There was silence in the one room flat. Jim lay spread eagle on the bed, you sitting in the large armchair.

Tick, tick, tic-

Suddenly, Jim got up and hurled the clock from the shelf. It hit the floor, shattering and the cogs and glass skidded across the floor.

You winced, reaching down to look at your calf, which had been sliced open by a stray piece. It wasn’t deep but it stung, the blood ebbing from the wound.

Jim slid down to crouch in front of you, holding your leg in his hands he examined your wound.

“What the fuck are you doing?” You asked angrily.

He looked up at you, a crooked smile on his lips, “Can’t you just taste it?”

“Taste what?” You asked, not sure you wanted to.

“The sexual tension of course.” He smirked, and with one swift motion he licked up your leg, his tongue stinging against your skin. 

You gasped in pain, your hands going to his hair to hold him back.

“There we go!” He laughed as you held him away from you, exposing his pale, pale neck. 

“You’re sick.”

“True. But you’re a bit sick too, aren’t you (Y/n)?” Jim raised an eyebrow, tilting his head and pouting as much as he could in his current position. 

You shoved him back with a foot to the chest and he fell back on the wooden floorboards, laughing. Sliding off the chair, you leaned over him, your mouth inches from his, “I don’t taste anything, my dear friend.” You spat the last word. 

“Let me show you.” Jim murmured, taking you slowly towards him, giving you a chance to push him away again, but you didn’t. Your lips met his in a messy, clumsy, rage fueled kiss. His hands held your shoulders, pulling you down to him and then under him when he rolled over. 

“Can you taste it now, “(Y/n)?” He asked sarcastically, licking his lips.

“Oh just a taste.” You teased. He smirked and went back to kiss you, to give you a better taste of whatever it was he had. 

And it was good.


Masterlist

Sassy MC

Zen
•You both had gone out to eat.
•He was taking you out because your job was going really well and you recently graduated college.
• You were enjoying the meal until..
• Your waiter tells you that paparazzi is outside
• You shift on your chair and Zen asks you if you want to go home.
• you agree
• He takes your hand and tries to go out the back door to avoid cameras
• There is flashes and reporters shouting out questions.
•The waiter is helping keep them out of your face.
•A man shouts out from the crowd, “How about you suck a real dick sweetheart?”
•Zen hears and is about to cuss this guy out
•You cut him off.
•You turn with a straight face,“Sorry I don’t like your mom that way.”
• There is a crowd now shouting ooooooh and hot damn
•Zen looks at you blushing and you start to pull him along.
• He likes this dominant side that has a hint of danger.
• He hopes you’ll be the dominant one tonight
• you will be

Seven
*He is going to meet your family
* He’s actually really nervous and sweaty
* You warn him that your family can be a bit rude
*This makes him worry more
* You get to the house and start talking to your family
* Seven gets nervous after he introduced himself
* He holds your hand
* He eventually warms up and starts telling jokes
* Your family goes to sit at the table, he sits beside you.
* there is one chair not filled
*its aunt Sally’s chair
*He ignores it and talks with your mom
*Boom!
*the front door slams open, it’s aunt sally
*Sevens heart stopped for a moment
*she walks in and sits down in her chair across from your soul mate
* Seven can already tell you don’t like her
*probably cause the death grip you get
*Its your turn to hold his hand
*You glare as she makes racist comments
*He rubs circles in your hand
*you try to calm down, no fights today.
*Seven cracks a joke to your family
*The table laughs
*not aunt sally though
* She scoffs and says
* “Is that really the best joke you have?”
*Luciel looks down a little upset, but he’s gonna brush it off
*He takes a drink to wash away the awkwardness
* You won’t let it slide
* “Oh I’m sorry Auntie, but you know there’s no better joke then your marriages”
* Seven chokes as the table goes quiet
* Your family laughs as he looks at you lovingly
* He really wants to see what else that sassy mouth can do.

Yoosung
>You two had been hardcore studying and working hard.
>Puppy yoosung wants to go on a walk
> You trip and skin your knees
> Yoosung runs up and cradles you
> He looks like he’s gonna cry
> You pat his head and he brings you to clean your cuts
> he gives you a Bob the Builder bandaid
>BECAUSE YES WE CAN FIX IT
> You give him a kiss on the cheek and he blushes like crazy
> Puppy also want to make dinner to make it up to you
> You two need to go shopping
> it’s 98* and you wear cute shorts
> yoosung wears a crop top
> He drives you to target
>“omg get in the cart yoosweet” “why” “cause it’ll make me happy” “well alright”
> You push him in the cart and he picks out pasta
>He gets out to reach marshmallows for you
> Old school bullies come up
> they start to throw shade and act all fake
> “Why are your knees so gross looking?”
> yoosung scowls and puts his arm around you
> he was going to say" you can’t talk to the love of my life like that"
> you cut him off
>“I dont know, why are you always on yours?”
> she scoffs and yoosung looks with wide purple eyes
> thinks “did my angel just say that?”
> She gains her composer back
> “Shut it bitch!”
> yoosung is getting angry at her, but being very gentle with you
> You don’t skip a beat
> “It might be best to give that advice to your legs instead”
>Yoosweet gets that one and can’t help but blush at you
>He thinks his wife is so hot when she’s being dominant
> He is thinking about how much he loves you
> she storms off with her pals
> he gives you a kiss on the forehead
> “Your like a real life LOLOL boss”
> He takes you home and gives a a massage
> “so was that joke about being on your knees, was it about….”
>“I’ll show you”

Jumin
-It is soooo date night
- How fancy is dinner gonna be?
-100% fancy
-he picks out clothes for you and helps brush out your hair
- Fancy Dinner Time~
-thanks driver Kim for the lift
- The place is waaaaay too fancy for you
- He holds your hand and guides you inside like a princess
- You can’t say no to this man
- candles and fancy French waiters everywhere
-the fanciest table is your table
- of course this man helps get you in your chair
- guess what your ordering first?
- Wine!
- Time for food
-“I’ll order for you” “no Jumin I got it, just let me order today okay?” “Alright my lovely wife”
- WAIT YOU CANT SPEAK FRENCH
-“what can I get you ma'am?” Waiter is here
-too late to turn back
-“can I get the uh.. ba bour..um”
-looks 100% done “Bouillabaisse?”
-“the uh booyoullabass?”
-now even more done with your poor ass “Bouillabaisse”
-“the uh.” Waiter cuts you off"don’t bother"
-Jumin is gonna get him fired and put in jail
- before he can
-“sorry I don’t speak fluent asshole like you obviously do”
-Jumin gets 100% turned on.
-you go home and the chef comes to make you two a special dinner

V
~you two were out shopping
~ precious baby wants to buy you a puppy cause you love them
~ you say you’d rather adopt to save a life
~ how is it possible that he can’t stop falling in love with you
~ let’s go to the pet store!
~ walking around looking for dog food and a few random treats
~old woman is carrying her prissy little dog
~ is casting you and your blue haired angel rude looks
~ “you know dyeing hair is a big commitment”
~ V doesn’t know what to say
~ “unlike your marriages”
~ V is even more speechless
~ you grab random food and treats and leave, holding V’s hand
~ TIME FOR A DOGGO
~ you look around a fundraiser for saving and finding a second home for dogs
~ you see a cute Great Dane that you automatically fall in love with
~ V thinks it’s kinda big
~ “but it’s like a pony and a dog!”
~“anything to make you happy love”
~ you turn to see the old lady again
~ she sees you, and walks up
~“can you handle the responsibility of being a dog owner, you act so much like a child”
~ V is hugging you from behind now
~ “guess the female dogs aren’t the only bitches here”
~ You can feel him chuckle this time
~Old lady walks away shook
~ you two get the Great Dane
~ you let V pick the name
~ Her name is Acorn

Pietro Maximoff Imagine #8-Requested

Anon: Hi! Sorry to bother you but I came across your blog and I fell in love instantly! I was wondering if you do a PietroxReader but the reader is extremely shy and he tries to break her out of her shell??? Thank you hun! xxoo

A/N: OMG YOU WOULD NEVER BOTHER ME BLESS YOUR SOUL NO NO YOU NEVER WOULD BOTHER ME!!! xox AND OMG I WISH I KNEW WHO YOU WERE SO I COULD LOOK AT YOUR BLOG AND LIKE AN REBLOG AN JUST LOVE ALL OF IT AND COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THE STRUGGLE IS REAL BECAUSE ITS ANON AHHH!

You had been with the Avengers since the whole team has started. You were recruited by Barton and Nat. The three of you had been working for SHIELD for the longest time and you were the best agents, Barton with the bow, Nat with her guns, and you with knives. The only times you really ‘socialized’ (if anyone would call it that) was when you were fighting with the Avengers. Any other time, you didn’t talk at all. It’s not that you disliked anyone or that you didn’t want anyone talking to you, it’s just that you were extremely shy. You didn’t really know how to start a conversation and you always jumbled up your words because you were so shy. Things only got worse when the slightly older Maximoff always attempted a conversation with you but you always left him with one word answers or just simple gestures. You had developed a small crush on the twin but had no intentions on telling anyone or doing anything about it.

You were currently sitting with Nat, Stark, and Thor as they were watching some show as you read silently on the couch. Tony, Stark and Nat were on one couch and you had recently joined and sat on the adjacent couch. The book was about to reveal something really important until you felt the spot on the couch next to you sink. You lifted your gaze from the mesmerizing words into just as mesmerizing-if not more-blue eyes. Pietro had taken a spot next to you and was currently smiling at you. He winked at you and you blushed deeply trying to turn your attention back to the book. You read on, trying to ignore the fact that Pietro put his arm around you and cleared his throat as he did so.

“What book are you reading?” He whispered in your ear, causing your face to heat up again. You gave him a side glance and cleared your throat.

“To Kill A Mockingbird.” You responded curtly, showing him the cover as you kept reading. You didn’t mean to ignore him but you didn’t know what else to say. You felt someone subtly kick your shin and you looked up. You saw Nat who had here eyebrows raised and gave you a warning as if she was telling you to talk to him.

“Do you like it?” Pietro continued, oblivious to Nat’s actions. You turned your head and almost lost your breath to the close proximity of his face. You nodded, getting lost in his eyes. He glanced down at your lips and looked back up at you, tilting his head slightly.

“What is it about?” He asked, not actually interested in the book, just interested in you. He was fascinated by how humble you were. He wanted to get to know you. He wanted you to let him in. He wanted to be the first person to show you what this world had to offer. He wanted you to let him love you with all his heart. But you were making it difficult. You were about to answer but his sister, Wanda came in asking for his help. Pietro reluctantly went with his sister, but not before planting a cheeky kiss on your cheek, leaving you in a blushing frenzy.


After the show had finished it was late. Nat grabbed your arm, not so gently (she wasn’t mad it’s just in her nature) and dragged you to her room. She sat you on the bed, closed the door and and looked at you as if you were crazy.

“What?” You asked confused.

“Pietro was trying to talk to you and you just brush him off!” She said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“He was asking me simple questions! How else do you want me to answer yes or no questions? You know I’m shy Nat.” You explained quietly.

“I know that Y/N, but the poor boy is making an effort. He doesn’t ever ask me anything unless it’s about how to talk to you.” She admitted looking at you. You were surprised at the new information.

“I know you like him and I know that you’re really shy around people but please make an effort if not for his sake, then for your own.” Nat practically begged. You took a deep breath.

“What if he doesn’t like me after he gets to know me? What if he gets tired of the ‘shy loner girl’ that everyone knows?” You asked Nat.

“Then I will personally beat the shit out of him. But don’t assume that of him if you don’t even know him.” She said sitting down next to you, looking at him expectantly. You sighed again and nodded. Standing up and walking out the door.

“Make sure you remember your name!” Nat teased me as I rolled my eyes and walked towards the kitchen. It was getting pretty late and you missed the dinner that the Avengers had because you slept through it and Pietro told everyone to let you sleep (usually it was Nat that told them but surprisingly to you it was Pietro). You weren’t hungry until now and if you got food earlier you might of run into someone who would want to talk but you being you wouldn’t know how to reply. You just decided that now would be your best chances to avoid conversation.

You felt like eating Frosted Flakes, the best cereal ever created in your opinion. You opened the pantry and saw that it wasn’t in its usual shelf. You looked higher and saw it on the very top shelf. Damn you Thor. You  thought. The both of you enjoyed this cereal and he has placed it on the shelf that you can’t reach several times before where you have to constantly confront him nicely and ask for him to move it down. And when you did he would laugh and comment puny human and chuckle and tease you about your height while making sure that there were no knives around and that he was at a safe distant. Thor was someone that you just genuinely felt comfortable around, even if you were really shy. You didn’t want to bother Thor or Nat so you tried to reach for it. Your fingertips were almost there until you felt a presence behind you and saw a longer arm emerging from behind you as it grabbed the box the you almost had. You saw that their sleeve was grey. Shit. You thought. You turned around and saw Pietro standing there with a gentle smile.

“Hungry?” He asked as he held the box of cereal up. You blushed and tilted your head sideways slightly nodding your head. He smiled and reached over you again, his face coming close to yours, feeling his hot spearmint breath on your face.

“Do you want milk?” He whispered as he made no attempt to move back.

“Yes please.” You managed to get out. He smirked and walked over to the fridge, giving you a chance to collect yourself and think straight. He poured the milk in after pouring the cereal and put a spoon in the bowl. He walked back over to you and handed you the bowl. Leaning on the counter across from you, crossing his arms. You looked at his muscles that were perfectly accented by his shirt. You ate your cereal and just looked at the man standing in front of you. The natural pout of his lips, his hair that is tousled everywhere yet it somehow looked attractive on him. On anyone else it would look really bad but on him it just added to the pros list. You moved to meet his eyes and caught him looking at you. The both of you looked away and blushed.

“I’m sorry it’s just that I think you’re really pretty and I really like you and I think that uh you’re sweet and uh well I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable I just uh..” Pietro was rambling right now and blushing like crazy. Something you have never seen him do. You smiled at his flustered state and gained some confidence, setting the bowl of cereal down and walking up to him, planting a kiss on his cheek, causing him to stop rambling and look at you.

“I like you too.” You mumbled to him as he smiled and kissed the top of your head, hugging you.

“Good. Because I can take you out to eat something besides cereal.” He teased smiling down at you. You giggled and rested your head on his chest. You heard the kitchen door open and Tony walked in, looking at you guys, then covering his eyes, acting like he saw the most horrifying thing even though the two of you were only cuddling.

“Oh my god! C'mon guys we eat there! Ugh! Just gross I’ve lost my appetite!” He said as he walked right into a wall causing the both of you to laugh. He patted the wall, looking for the door. Once he found it, he left.

“God I still hate him sometimes.” Pietro mumbled before planting a kiss on your mouth.

A/N: IM SO SO SO SO SO SO SORY THIS ONE SUCKED I AM SO SORRY DONT HATE ME I TRIED MY BEST I KNOW IT SUCKS BUT THANK YOU ALL FOR ASKING IT MEANS A LOT EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL SUCK SO SO SORRY YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL.

MM reacting to a sassy MC

Zen
•You both had gone out to eat.
•He was taking you out because your job was going really well and you recently graduated college.
• You were enjoying the meal until..
• Your waiter tells you that paparazzi is outside
• You shift on your chair and Zen asks you if you want to go home.
• you agree
• He takes your hand and tries to go out the back door to avoid cameras
• There is flashes and reporters shouting out questions.
•The waiter is helping keep them out of your face.
•A man shouts out from the crowd, “How about you suck a real dick sweetheart?”
•Zen hears and is about to cuss this guy out
•You cut him off.
•You turn with a straight face,“Sorry I don’t like your mom that way.”
• There is a crowd now shouting ooooooh and hot damn
•Zen looks at you blushing and you start to pull him along.
• He likes this dominant side that has a hint of danger.
• He hopes you’ll be the dominant one tonight
• you will be

Seven
*He is going to meet your family
* He’s actually really nervous and sweaty
* You warn him that your family can be a bit rude
*This makes him worry more
* You get to the house and start talking to your family
* Seven gets nervous after he introduced himself
* He holds your hand
* He eventually warms up and starts telling jokes
* Your family goes to sit at the table, he sits beside you.
* there is one chair not filled 
*its aunt Sally’s chair
*He ignores it and talks with your mom
*Boom!
*the front door slams open, it’s aunt sally
*Sevens heart stopped for a moment
*she walks in and sits down in her chair across from your soul mate
* Seven can already tell you don’t like her
*probably cause the death grip you get
*Its your turn to hold his hand
*You glare as she makes racist comments
*He rubs circles in your hand
*you try to calm down, no fights today.
*Seven cracks a joke to your family
*The table laughs
*not aunt sally though
* She scoffs and says
* “Is that really the best joke you have?”
*Luciel looks down a little upset, but he’s gonna brush it off
*He takes a drink to wash away the awkwardness
* You won’t let it slide
* “Oh I’m sorry Auntie, but you know there’s no better joke then your marriages”
* Seven chokes as the table goes quiet
* Your family laughs as he looks at you lovingly
* He really wants to see what else that sassy mouth can do.

Yoosung
>You two had been hardcore studying and working hard.
>Puppy yoosung wants to go on a walk
> You trip and skin your knees
> Yoosung runs up and cradles you
> He looks like he’s gonna cry
> You pat his head and he brings you to clean your cuts
> he gives you a Bob the Builder bandaid
>BECAUSE YES WE CAN FIX IT
> You give him a kiss on the cheek and he blushes like crazy
> Puppy also want to make dinner for you
> You two need to go shopping
> it’s 98* and you wear cute shorts
> yoosung wears a crop top
> He drives you to target
>“omg get in the cart yoosweet” “why” “cause it’ll make me happy” “well alright”
> You push him in the cart and he picks out pasta
>He gets out to reach marshmallows for you
> Old school bullies come up
> they start to throw shade and act all fake
> “Why are your knees so gross looking?”
> yoosung scowls and puts his arm around you
> he was going to say" you can’t talk to the love of my life like that"
> you cut him off
>“I dont know, why are you always on yours?”
> she scoffs and yoosung looks with wide purple eyes
> thinks “did my angel just say that?”
> She gains her composer back
> “Shut it bitch!”
> yoosung is getting angry at her, but being very gentle with you
> You don’t skip a beat
> “It might be best to give that advice to your legs instead”
>Yoosweet gets that one and can’t help but blush at you
>He thinks his wife is so hot when she’s being dominant
> He is thinking about how much he loves you
> she storms off with her pals
> he gives you a kiss on the forehead
> “Your like a real life LOLOL boss”
> He takes you home and gives a a massage
> “so was that joke about being on your knees, was it about….”
>“I’ll show you”

Jumin
-It is soooo date night
- How fancy is dinner gonna be?
-100% fancy
-he picks out clothes for you and helps brush out your hair
- Fancy Dinner Time~
-thanks driver Kim for the lift
- The place is waaaaay to fancy for you
- He holds your hand and guides you inside like a princess
- You can’t say no to this man
- candles and fancy French waiters everywhere
-the fanciest table is your table
- of course this man helps get you in your chair
- guess what your ordering first?
- Wine!
- Time for food
-“I’ll order for you” “no Jumin I got it, just let me order today okay?” “Alright my lovely wife”
- WAIT YOU CANT SPEAK FRENCH
-“what can I get you ma'am?” Waiter is here
-too late to turn back
-“can I get the uh.. ba bour..um”
-looks 100% done “Bouillabaisse?”
-“the uh booyoullabass?”
-now even more done with your poor ass “Bouillabaisse”
-“the uh.” Waiter cuts you off"don’t bother"
-Jumin is gonna get him fired and put in jail
- before he can
-“sorry I don’t speak fluent asshole like you obviously do”
-Jumin gets 100% turned on.
-you go home and the chef comes to make you two a special dinner

V
~you two were out shopping
~ precious baby wants to buy you a puppy cause you love them
~ you say you’d rather adopt to save a life
~ how is it possible that he can’t stop falling in love with you
~ let’s go to the pet store!
~ walking around looking for dog food and a few random treats
~old woman is carrying her prissy little dog
~ is casting you and your blue haired angel rude looks
~ “you know dyeing hair is a big commitment”
~ V doesn’t know what to say
~ “unlike your marriages”
~ V is even more speechless
~ you grab random food and treats and leave, holding V’s hand
~ TIME FOR A DOGGO
~ you look around a fundraiser for saving and finding a second home for dogs
~ you see a cute Great Dane that you automatically fall in love with
~ V thinks it’s kinda big
~ “but it’s like a pony and a dog!”
~“anything to make you happy love”
~ you turn to see the old lady again
~ she sees you, and walks up
~“can you handle the responsibility of being a dog owner, you act so much like a child”
~ V is hugging you from behind now
~ “guess the female dogs aren’t the only bitches here”
~ You can feel him chuckle this time
~Old lady walks away shook
~ you two get the Great Dane
~ you let V pick the name
~ Her name is Acorn

  • Bronn: so you want to fuck the knight woman right?
  • Jaime: pshhh no i don't. Don't be gross. She looks like a man. There is literally nothing attractive about her. Nothing. Zilch. Nada... well... i guess her eyes are kind of nice but other than that I would much rather fuck a man.i dont want to fuck men, i like pussy dont get me wrong. Even brienne's pussy is great but i don't want to fuck her pussy i would just rather fuck her pussy than i would a mans pussy. You know? Its not even the best pussy! Right?! And i KNOW pussy! I've seen like two whole pussies okay! Brienne's pussy is only like the second best pussy in the world after cersei's. And i know because I've actually been inside of cersei's though I've never been inside of brienne's i wonder what thats like? Maybe i should fuck her and see if its actually better than cersei's.
  • Bronn: so you're gonna fuck her
  • Jaime: yeah i guess.

anonymous asked:

i'm sorry this is a really weird/gross question but: i'm a disabled transgender boy and i wet my pants sometimes and it gives me dysphoria that the wet spot doesn't look the same as when a cis boy pees in his pants. do you know an stp that could work for that? like the cup part stays in the right position so if i have an accident it still comes out the penis and the wet spot looks right? i'm sorry i just dont know who else to ask

Lee says:

You could also look into getting some incontinence products, like the really big pads or adult diapers so that when you have an accident it doesn’t leak through to wet your pants so you don’t have to see the wet spot, which might be more effective than getting an STP packer which can move out of place even if you’re wearing a harness. If you’re not putting your underwear on by yourself and you’re not out as trans, then wearing an STP packer might be hard because you’d have to figure out how to get the harness on and off without anyone noticing.

From my personal experience with STP packers (I have a Freetom, a Peecock Gen3 and a Peecock GenX) I’ve found that I often need to check to see if the packer is in place before I use it as an STP or it can leak because the cup isn’t positioned in the right place or the side is a bit folded or something, even though I always wear a harness with it (which I’d really recommend in your situation). If you can tell when you’re about to have an accident and you have time to re-position the packer, then you have more options than if it happens as a surprise. 

You also could buy an STP packer and then put an STP device in it to make the cup match what you’re looking for more, but this could be uncomfortable so your milage may vary. I’ve listed the STP packers below and my guess at whether or not they would be effective without the insertion of another STP device, but you should do your own research too.

Stp packers:

  • Mr. Limpy STP $25-$30 (Wrong type of receptacle for what you need)
  • STP Fitz $38 (Wrong type of receptacle for what you need)
  • Number One STP: Powder Finish $50 (Cup looks too narrow)
  • Model E StP $55 (Cup looks too narrow)
  • Mango STP $69.95 (Wrong type of receptacle for what you need)
  • Sport StP $70 (Cup looks too narrow)
  • Sam the STP $75 (Cup looks too small)
  • Model D STP $78 (Cup looks slightly better but not perf)
  • Freetom STP $79-$163 (Cup looks big enough, but could be too big?)
  • Model A StP $80 (Cup looks too narrow)
  • Emisil S.T.P Penis Prosthesis $98-$361 (The two adherable STPs look good but expensive)
  • Jimmy STP $181.35 (Cup looks big enough, not sure if it’d be comfy or not)
  • The EZP $195 (You have to pack upward with it when wearing it so it couldn’t be used as an STP without repositioning it)
  • The EZP Junior $195 (You have to pack upward with it when wearing it so it couldn’t be used as an STP without repositioning it)
  • Reelmagik STP $519 (The two adherable STPs look good but expensive)

Pack, play, and stp:

Buying one of the packers above and then putting an STP device inside it to make the cup walls more firm so it doesn’t fold (example):

More helpful links:

jeon ‘only pay attention to me jiminie-hyung’ jungkook

or in other words jealous!kookie aka jeonlous aka hovering jungkook. warning: this turned way longer than expected. there might be a second part, pls excuse my gross screenshots.

^ ok, let me explain. this is NO MORE DREAM mv making. you know, i keep saying this but there are people who still DONT get HOW MUCH jungkook HATED jimin back then. like, he hated him so much, look at him interrupt the jin/min hug with a “what’re you doing without me?” WHAT’RE YOU DOING WITHOUT ME??!! what the hell jungkook? jimin can’t hug others without your permission? jealous jungkook at his finest.

look at this beautiful moment between hobi and jimin

yup…baeutiful moment indeed.

he doesn’t care…nope, they can do whatever they want. 

tony: “you look nice.” 

jungkook: not feeling it.

look at jimin asking if tony wants a yogourt drink. isn’t that cute.

jungkook: no.

taetae and chimchim singing together. how cute are they??

who’s that behind them? any guesses?

jungkook: *drinks from jimin’s water bottle, throws it beside him to get his attention, fails*

also jungkook: *hits tae with a soccer ball, when tae moves away, he RUNS to sit beside jimin, looks satisfied*

jungkook: i don’t care. yeah, keep doing whatever you’re doing. 

jungkook why are you PUSHING hobi out of the way WHILE LOOKING AT JIMIN??? what the hell?? i need detailed explanations, bro. 

aww…look at jimin backhugging namjoon, so cute…

jungkook does not approve. namjoon’s face im dying…hes like pls keep me out of it.

gif credits: @jikookruinsmylife 

i didnt realize how many moments there were.

anonymous asked:

I'm a little disappointed that you are reblogging Call Me By our Name stuff. Any movie that glamorises sex with minors is gross to me and so are the people watching it.

wow, thanks for calling me ‘gross’ - that sure is a good way to start off any discussion!!!

see, the thing is: its perfectly alright to want to stay away from this movie. i get that. there are lots of things that make me uncomfortable too, and i do my best to avoid them. thats how it works; we all have to take responsibility for our own mental health and wellbeing by making sure we dont expose ourselves to potentially upsetting material. 

however: from what i know of cmbyn, its based on a novel that is written from the younger persons perspective. and that makes a massive difference; its about a teenagers feelings, its about being young, about being in love - its not.. exploitative or leering in the way that a lot of people seem to think it is.

but even if that wasnt the case, that wouldnt make it necessarily bad?? people on tumblr seem to think that enjoying a story, a movie, a ship etc. necessarily means that you condone everything that is a part of it. and the thing is: that just isn’t how it works. if you watch a horror movie, does that then mean you approve of people murdering each other? does reading lolita mean you are a p*dophile?? of course not.

art is supposed to explore all aspects of life, and life isn’t always ‘pure’ or ‘unproblematic’. you can enjoy a piece of media that deals with messed up things without that saying anything about your own morals - not that im saying that cmbyn is messed up; i dont know, cause i havent seen it yet. but neither have you. so.

in short: i have no problem with people who wish to avoid this subject matter. i understand, and i will always tag any gifsets or posts dealing with this story. however, if youre going to call me or other people who are looking forward to this movie gross, im going to assume youre just not grown up enough to understand the difference between fiction and reality. but im also going to block you, because i dont have to deal with this bullshit on my own blog. 

How i became an Earth Angel

So, i have said it multiple times and recounting the story pulls at my heart strings as it has to do with him. So be prepared for what might be like whhhaaattt? Lol

Day… i dont remember but it has been like 6 months now.

Ok so my husband suffers from sleep apnea and it causes him to have seizures in his sleep sometimes, thankfully they are under control and on a blue moon. Well this last one he had we went to the hospital. No amount of magick and reiki can do anything to fix him having seizures. 😖 but when we got home he was tired and in pain from the spazing.

So i curled up to him and just released my energy and cocooned him in a white and blue energy. All i was focused on was helping my husband release the pain he was in. I have always had a high energy so it didnt effect me that much, as i poured my energy around him. All of a sudden while my eyes were closed and i was focused i was slightly blinded by a white light.

I opened my eyes slightly, thinking our light was flipping out, to see an ever shifting wing curled around us. I watched it, not breaking my focus. It went from what looked like large tinkerbell wings to bat like wings to traditional vampire wings to angel wings, and just kept cycling. I closed my eyes, and went back to really pouring energy out. Then i felt uncomfortable in my back, i suffer from back problems from a car accident in my lower back, but this was in my upper back between my shoulder blades.

I opened my eyes and saw the traditional Angel wings on surrounding me and my husband. We were cocooned with even more energy then i knew what to do with. I looked at these pearly white yet translucent wings and my eyes got wide. I couldnt figure out where they came from or why they were there. I moved my hand and touched them and my back ached. I let go and my eyes probably popped out of my head.

I got up and ran to the bathroom to look into the mirror. And there on my back were these translucent wings that faded toward the bottom into mist. I paced the bathroom looking at myself and pacing some more. They were ethereal and there were touchable. When i went back to my room my husband stirred and looked at me, “whats wrong?” He questioned. I responded with nothing, but he isnt stupid.

I sat on the bed and he wrapped around me and i jumped and slightly pushed him away. I was filled with so much energy that wasnt mine that it shocked my system. I looked at him and stood back up. He looked at me weird and i told him not to touch my back. He thought my back hurt, it did but not why he thought. I began to pace the room, then it hit me… my back felt like it had an additional 30 pounds on it. I had to lay down.

But as soon as i laid on my back pain was all i was met with. I rolled over onto my tummy and was like what the heck. My husband patted my head then placed his hand on my back and i shooed him away. Now he knew there was something up. “What is wrong?” I looked at him and then just blurted out “i have wings! Dont touch my back! It hurts.” He looked confused and i know it was a confusing statement. So next stop was google.

We were googling everything and anything and finally found it. I had threw out so much energy while healing that i touched my higher self. It is something that can happen while healing. The pain was my higher self giving me my wings, and them adjusting to my physical body. My higher self still has its wings i just grew them. That is when everything changed.

I needed them to be “massaged” to help with the growing. I found out they will grow bigger, yay more pain when that happens. That moving them around hurt but i had to get used to them. That they had actual weight and were affected by gravity. They cast shadows and absorb energy. The younger the child the more likely they can see them, and now they look at me curiously or with a look of your different. Some hide behind their parents.

They need to be cleaned of energy to fill lighter and i now can feel when someone is behind me by like 5 feet. I didnt like people randomly touching me before, i got chills, the change of energy but now my wings are like flutter flutter and i know when there is someone there. I try to hold them as close to me as possible but i still havent perfected that so sometimes they do what they want. They slightly glow in the dark 😶

They can throw me off balance if i am not careful. I now can see aura or energy around people like a heartbeat. Before i could see a mist, now it is crystal clear and pulses around people. When something changes in your energy i see it. My empath abilities are really high now and i try to keep my mouth shut cuz i will keep poking til you tell me cuz i know something is wrong.

They feel lighter in the astral and they stretch out pretty far, about 10 feet on each side. That is in both astral and physical. My husband now knows that when he plays with them he can send me into repeated chills due to the energy change. I actually take only from people whose energy isnt… well gross, i cant explain it. Its just gross to touch, i dont know why but i know dont do it.

But yea, that is how i accidently became an Earth Angel, i wouldn’t recommend going and grabbing your Higher Self. It was by accident for me but i didnt want to really mess with my higher self in this way 😂😅 but now i have these translucent wings on my back, you might be able to see them in my picture. They look slightly grey and have a light to them.

Blessings to you and yours

anonymous asked:

Today i had a dude (one i dont really know well at that) ask what my deadname was and when i didnt answer him the way he wanted he stared at me for a moment then said "hm you look like a rachel" Cis people are great.

Fucking gross. Sorry about that mon ami.

anonymous asked:

my gay ass, looking at your new pics: ...Ah,

SJKSDNDSKJ 

I take gym selfies because im like “sweet a Good Excuse to look like a gross sweaty gremlin and not care” YOU CANT FLIP THE SCRIPT ON ME I DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS ONE AJSJDKJKL

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Alright folks, he admits he’s a body shamer. From the beginning he shamed bodies and until the end of his cursed fucking channel he’ll still keep shamin. Bananas legit can’t say shit about him being body postive (they never should have said anything in the first place tho)

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmaooooo sometimes I wonder if he even knows what he’s saying anymore. “Facts” bitch go outside. Being tall doesn’t automatically make you masculine. Tall women aren’t gross, especially if they’re masculine. The damn truth is they’re more beautiful than you on the inside and out. AND important of all im sure they dont want you either :3c But. …Are you sure you don’t like tall women though?? Cause idk…how excited you were when Jaclyn Glenn was entering the chat makes me think otherwise. Oh and the look of jealously when you saw Richie with her definitely makes me think otherwise. Idk man..I’m just saying

Also lmao wtf liking a masculine lady doesn’t like elude u to being gay (??? I think he was saying that.. Wtf was he saying here tbh I’m trying my best to word my response) . You know what makes you gay?? LIKING THE SAME GENDER R U DUMB LMAOOO

bihexualwitch  asked:

Hey, I happened upon your blog and saw that you believe that Sherlock is trans. How come? This is the first head cannon I've heard of this and I'm truly curious about your answer. What's your thought process? Thanks!

WOW BOY okay this is my first time actually being asked this question so here we fucking go!?!??! (edit upon actually having typed this all out: HOLY FUCK; read more:)

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