dont look at me i know this is gross

you know the thing about antis is that i really dont care about the fact that you dont ship something, i guess you’re kind of annoying because you tell me what to do. or not.

look man i’m shipping otayuri or shaladin or idk what fictional ship you think is gross, for myself.

not for you.

okay not everything is about you. its a hard concept to grasp i know. but. its not about you. you have to get used to it, but its just not about you okay? its just not. super sad i know.

i ship it, for me, and for the people who do enjoy it.

not the ones who dont ship it.

not for you to hate on it.

not for you.

in other words stop being petty and think everything is directed to you.

Taste It - Jim Moriarty x Reader

this one is so weird ahhh

it’s kind of kinky? but super super weird.

yeah i dont know im sorry

(also kinda gross depending on how you are but yeah. Not what I usually write.)

Originally posted by aphgeneralhux


“Argh.” He groaned, clutching his head, tilting his head back.

“What?” You asked blandly, unamused with Jim’s dramatic mood lately. 

He sighed, “(Y/n), it’s just so boring.

“Oh yes I know, terribly so, why don’t you go and play with Sherlock again - oh wait” You look up from your book to meet Jim’s eyes. “You killed him.”

Jim rolled his eyes, “Yes, thank you (Y/n), very helpful, thank you for reminding me.”

There was silence in the one room flat. Jim lay spread eagle on the bed, you sitting in the large armchair.

Tick, tick, tic-

Suddenly, Jim got up and hurled the clock from the shelf. It hit the floor, shattering and the cogs and glass skidded across the floor.

You winced, reaching down to look at your calf, which had been sliced open by a stray piece. It wasn’t deep but it stung, the blood ebbing from the wound.

Jim slid down to crouch in front of you, holding your leg in his hands he examined your wound.

“What the fuck are you doing?” You asked angrily.

He looked up at you, a crooked smile on his lips, “Can’t you just taste it?”

“Taste what?” You asked, not sure you wanted to.

“The sexual tension of course.” He smirked, and with one swift motion he licked up your leg, his tongue stinging against your skin. 

You gasped in pain, your hands going to his hair to hold him back.

“There we go!” He laughed as you held him away from you, exposing his pale, pale neck. 

“You’re sick.”

“True. But you’re a bit sick too, aren’t you (Y/n)?” Jim raised an eyebrow, tilting his head and pouting as much as he could in his current position. 

You shoved him back with a foot to the chest and he fell back on the wooden floorboards, laughing. Sliding off the chair, you leaned over him, your mouth inches from his, “I don’t taste anything, my dear friend.” You spat the last word. 

“Let me show you.” Jim murmured, taking you slowly towards him, giving you a chance to push him away again, but you didn’t. Your lips met his in a messy, clumsy, rage fueled kiss. His hands held your shoulders, pulling you down to him and then under him when he rolled over. 

“Can you taste it now, “(Y/n)?” He asked sarcastically, licking his lips.

“Oh just a taste.” You teased. He smirked and went back to kiss you, to give you a better taste of whatever it was he had. 

And it was good.


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anonymous asked:

I almost hooked up with a male pornstar but I chickened out because I was underage at the time, lmao

that guy sounds fuckin gross… i dont see it as “chickening out” more like avoiding a sexual predator 

i almost hooked up with one of my professors lmaooo he hit me up on grindr and i was like wait? dont i know you? and he talked about how i was the cutest thing and all that nonsense tbh he doesnt even look that good i think i was just attracted to the idea of him being a professor 

Pietro Maximoff Imagine #8-Requested

Anon: Hi! Sorry to bother you but I came across your blog and I fell in love instantly! I was wondering if you do a PietroxReader but the reader is extremely shy and he tries to break her out of her shell??? Thank you hun! xxoo

A/N: OMG YOU WOULD NEVER BOTHER ME BLESS YOUR SOUL NO NO YOU NEVER WOULD BOTHER ME!!! xox AND OMG I WISH I KNEW WHO YOU WERE SO I COULD LOOK AT YOUR BLOG AND LIKE AN REBLOG AN JUST LOVE ALL OF IT AND COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THE STRUGGLE IS REAL BECAUSE ITS ANON AHHH!

You had been with the Avengers since the whole team has started. You were recruited by Barton and Nat. The three of you had been working for SHIELD for the longest time and you were the best agents, Barton with the bow, Nat with her guns, and you with knives. The only times you really ‘socialized’ (if anyone would call it that) was when you were fighting with the Avengers. Any other time, you didn’t talk at all. It’s not that you disliked anyone or that you didn’t want anyone talking to you, it’s just that you were extremely shy. You didn’t really know how to start a conversation and you always jumbled up your words because you were so shy. Things only got worse when the slightly older Maximoff always attempted a conversation with you but you always left him with one word answers or just simple gestures. You had developed a small crush on the twin but had no intentions on telling anyone or doing anything about it.

You were currently sitting with Nat, Stark, and Thor as they were watching some show as you read silently on the couch. Tony, Stark and Nat were on one couch and you had recently joined and sat on the adjacent couch. The book was about to reveal something really important until you felt the spot on the couch next to you sink. You lifted your gaze from the mesmerizing words into just as mesmerizing-if not more-blue eyes. Pietro had taken a spot next to you and was currently smiling at you. He winked at you and you blushed deeply trying to turn your attention back to the book. You read on, trying to ignore the fact that Pietro put his arm around you and cleared his throat as he did so.

“What book are you reading?” He whispered in your ear, causing your face to heat up again. You gave him a side glance and cleared your throat.

“To Kill A Mockingbird.” You responded curtly, showing him the cover as you kept reading. You didn’t mean to ignore him but you didn’t know what else to say. You felt someone subtly kick your shin and you looked up. You saw Nat who had here eyebrows raised and gave you a warning as if she was telling you to talk to him.

“Do you like it?” Pietro continued, oblivious to Nat’s actions. You turned your head and almost lost your breath to the close proximity of his face. You nodded, getting lost in his eyes. He glanced down at your lips and looked back up at you, tilting his head slightly.

“What is it about?” He asked, not actually interested in the book, just interested in you. He was fascinated by how humble you were. He wanted to get to know you. He wanted you to let him in. He wanted to be the first person to show you what this world had to offer. He wanted you to let him love you with all his heart. But you were making it difficult. You were about to answer but his sister, Wanda came in asking for his help. Pietro reluctantly went with his sister, but not before planting a cheeky kiss on your cheek, leaving you in a blushing frenzy.


After the show had finished it was late. Nat grabbed your arm, not so gently (she wasn’t mad it’s just in her nature) and dragged you to her room. She sat you on the bed, closed the door and and looked at you as if you were crazy.

“What?” You asked confused.

“Pietro was trying to talk to you and you just brush him off!” She said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“He was asking me simple questions! How else do you want me to answer yes or no questions? You know I’m shy Nat.” You explained quietly.

“I know that Y/N, but the poor boy is making an effort. He doesn’t ever ask me anything unless it’s about how to talk to you.” She admitted looking at you. You were surprised at the new information.

“I know you like him and I know that you’re really shy around people but please make an effort if not for his sake, then for your own.” Nat practically begged. You took a deep breath.

“What if he doesn’t like me after he gets to know me? What if he gets tired of the ‘shy loner girl’ that everyone knows?” You asked Nat.

“Then I will personally beat the shit out of him. But don’t assume that of him if you don’t even know him.” She said sitting down next to you, looking at him expectantly. You sighed again and nodded. Standing up and walking out the door.

“Make sure you remember your name!” Nat teased me as I rolled my eyes and walked towards the kitchen. It was getting pretty late and you missed the dinner that the Avengers had because you slept through it and Pietro told everyone to let you sleep (usually it was Nat that told them but surprisingly to you it was Pietro). You weren’t hungry until now and if you got food earlier you might of run into someone who would want to talk but you being you wouldn’t know how to reply. You just decided that now would be your best chances to avoid conversation.

You felt like eating Frosted Flakes, the best cereal ever created in your opinion. You opened the pantry and saw that it wasn’t in its usual shelf. You looked higher and saw it on the very top shelf. Damn you Thor. You  thought. The both of you enjoyed this cereal and he has placed it on the shelf that you can’t reach several times before where you have to constantly confront him nicely and ask for him to move it down. And when you did he would laugh and comment puny human and chuckle and tease you about your height while making sure that there were no knives around and that he was at a safe distant. Thor was someone that you just genuinely felt comfortable around, even if you were really shy. You didn’t want to bother Thor or Nat so you tried to reach for it. Your fingertips were almost there until you felt a presence behind you and saw a longer arm emerging from behind you as it grabbed the box the you almost had. You saw that their sleeve was grey. Shit. You thought. You turned around and saw Pietro standing there with a gentle smile.

“Hungry?” He asked as he held the box of cereal up. You blushed and tilted your head sideways slightly nodding your head. He smiled and reached over you again, his face coming close to yours, feeling his hot spearmint breath on your face.

“Do you want milk?” He whispered as he made no attempt to move back.

“Yes please.” You managed to get out. He smirked and walked over to the fridge, giving you a chance to collect yourself and think straight. He poured the milk in after pouring the cereal and put a spoon in the bowl. He walked back over to you and handed you the bowl. Leaning on the counter across from you, crossing his arms. You looked at his muscles that were perfectly accented by his shirt. You ate your cereal and just looked at the man standing in front of you. The natural pout of his lips, his hair that is tousled everywhere yet it somehow looked attractive on him. On anyone else it would look really bad but on him it just added to the pros list. You moved to meet his eyes and caught him looking at you. The both of you looked away and blushed.

“I’m sorry it’s just that I think you’re really pretty and I really like you and I think that uh you’re sweet and uh well I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable I just uh..” Pietro was rambling right now and blushing like crazy. Something you have never seen him do. You smiled at his flustered state and gained some confidence, setting the bowl of cereal down and walking up to him, planting a kiss on his cheek, causing him to stop rambling and look at you.

“I like you too.” You mumbled to him as he smiled and kissed the top of your head, hugging you.

“Good. Because I can take you out to eat something besides cereal.” He teased smiling down at you. You giggled and rested your head on his chest. You heard the kitchen door open and Tony walked in, looking at you guys, then covering his eyes, acting like he saw the most horrifying thing even though the two of you were only cuddling.

“Oh my god! C'mon guys we eat there! Ugh! Just gross I’ve lost my appetite!” He said as he walked right into a wall causing the both of you to laugh. He patted the wall, looking for the door. Once he found it, he left.

“God I still hate him sometimes.” Pietro mumbled before planting a kiss on your mouth.

A/N: IM SO SO SO SO SO SO SORY THIS ONE SUCKED I AM SO SORRY DONT HATE ME I TRIED MY BEST I KNOW IT SUCKS BUT THANK YOU ALL FOR ASKING IT MEANS A LOT EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL SUCK SO SO SORRY YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL.

richard-of-windoor  asked:

i hate the "you should get a hobby stop hating on yandev" line. like...you really think i give this gross man my entire life. have these people never heard of doing different things at different times or????

me, looking at the months of work ive put into limerence: i dont know what a hobby is

-Oni

anonymous asked:

So Ruggerio only said that the kiss was gross because of all the sweat, but thats a normal reaction. It must have been the same for Karol as well. So are they in a fight because of that, I really dont get it. It really seemed that they were good friends. You are the only source that gives me infos

No one is actually sure if they’re in a fight, people just think they are. I’m not really sure if they’re fighting to be honest but it looks like it. Ruggero did say in the same interview that he didn’t even know that she unfollowed him. He didn’t say anything else besides that they were just people and things happen. Something like that, it’s roughly translated. I’m not quite sure though. If you have any other questions, you can always ask. I’d love to help.

bihexualwitch  asked:

Hey, I happened upon your blog and saw that you believe that Sherlock is trans. How come? This is the first head cannon I've heard of this and I'm truly curious about your answer. What's your thought process? Thanks!

WOW BOY okay this is my first time actually being asked this question so here we fucking go!?!??! (edit upon actually having typed this all out: HOLY FUCK; read more:)

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jeon ‘only pay attention to me jiminie-hyung’ jungkook

or in other words jealous!kookie aka jeonlous aka hovering jungkook. warning: this turned way longer than expected. there might be a second part, pls excuse my gross screenshots.

^ ok, let me explain. this is NO MORE DREAM mv making. you know, i keep saying this but there are people who still DONT get HOW MUCH jungkook HATED jimin back then. like, he hated him so much, look at him interrupt the jin/min hug with a “what’re you doing without me?” WHAT’RE YOU DOING WITHOUT ME??!! what the hell jungkook? jimin can’t hug others without your permission? jealous jungkook at his finest.

look at this beautiful moment between hobi and jimin

yup…baeutiful moment indeed.

he doesn’t care…nope, they can do whatever they want. 

tony: “you look nice.” 

jungkook: not feeling it.

look at jimin asking if tony wants a yogourt drink. isn’t that cute.

jungkook: no.

taetae and chimchim singing together. how cute are they??

who’s that behind them? any guesses?

jungkook: *drinks from jimin’s water bottle, throws it beside him to get his attention, fails*

also jungkook: *hits tae with a soccer ball, when tae moves away, he RUNS to sit beside jimin, looks satisfied*

jungkook: i don’t care. yeah, keep doing whatever you’re doing. 

jungkook why are you PUSHING hobi out of the way WHILE LOOKING AT JIMIN??? what the hell?? i need detailed explanations, bro. 

aww…look at jimin backhugging namjoon, so cute…

jungkook does not approve. namjoon’s face im dying…hes like pls keep me out of it.

gif credits: @jikookruinsmylife 

i didnt realize how many moments there were.

anonymous asked:

i'm going on anon because i know many people hate mayonnaise but it's the basis for Good dipping sauces. also, with a dry-ass sandwich because i dont do the grocery shopping in the family, a little bit of mayo can make it pretty good. i will say this: looking at it in the jar is gross, actually having it in a sandwich/sauce is good.

we are in agreement: mayo makes a lot of good dips and it is also the base of one of my favourite foods, the amazing and unrivalled potato salad. mayo as a base for things? fine by me. mayo used in lieu of readily available spreads and complimentary condiments that would work better with the sandwich filling? unforgivable.

imo this could all be solved if people didn’t apparently wait until their bread was so stale it was dry before they ate it, but ??? who knows what is going on in the heads of someone who would eat a mayo sandwich

i had a dream where me, joey, jackie, alex, rief, and jordan went on a road trip together and we stayed at this weird rundown motel where a lot of gross shady shit was happening, so while me and joey were asleep (i think) everyone else left us?? and so when i woke up i panicked and went looking for everyone, but eventually i could only find joey. and for unknown reasons his pinky finger was broken but he was so casual about it. didnt even have a cast on he was just sitting with his hand resting on one of the tables and drinking coffee. i dont know how we got back with everyone else but after that i participated in a play with em, nick, and baylee and me and em got to kiss on stage. alkjflskdjglhkkfdkgd

A Cuddle

-coughs- Alright so I never did this thing before, but here’s a thing.. I guess. I DONT KNOW I JUST CREATED something i THOUGHT WOULD BE CUTE And ugh idk. I am ready for death

Fandom: Servamp

PairKuro/Mahiru

Word Count820

TypeFluff


I don’t want to sleep. I already know what’s coming if I do, and I don’t want to deal with it. I’m so tired through… I look over to Mahiru, whose face is illuminated by the moonlight coming through the window. He’s asleep unusually fast tonight, normally it would take six times as long, considering we only settled down five minutes ago. I decide to wait another twenty minutes before I climb into his bed, and when I do, I lie down in the small space he makes when he sleeps in the fetal position. Carefully, I flatten the little area with my paws and then curl up beside him, not too close though. Just enough so I can feel his warmth.

Mahiru is always so calm when he sleeps that it makes me wonder what he dreams about. Probably good dreams, unlike the nightmares I’ve had to deal with this past week. I could usually deal with my nightmares with no problem, but this time every one of them is about me losing him. I’m afraid of that, it’s a pain to even think about. Now every night I climb into bed with him and wait there until a few minutes before his alarm goes off. This way I can be on guard just in case something does happen while he’s asleep. More and more, I find myself wanting his protection too even though I’m the vampire. I just want him to give me his usual cheeky smile and tell me that I’m safe with him. Sometimes I want him to hold me, but thinking about it just gives me troublesome feelings that heat up my insides, I could just die. Speaking of death, I probably had never been closer to it than now, when a pair of fingers suddenly start stroking my head.

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gayfloralbabe  asked:

god i hate how they act so above all this hate theyre getting like??? jfc anyways i wish there was a way to report someone more than once lmao

them: lol they think they can stop us??? we’re going to keep shipping our nasty ships and being gross, we’ve got no remorse!!!

me: *reports*

them: we didnt know wat ..we wweree dooin g wa;s wwrong???.???, s,toopmg  etttiing mad at  us  iim j,ust hhavin gaa ppnaiC; .atttackk

related to the ~positivity~ post/ask because its all i could think about 

five things i like about ALL YALL instead

and no you dont have to do this too i just wanted to write it down so you know you’re a fucking treasure to me

@laceandlyrium

1. wife!!! the jokes we make about our little fam and the dream goat farm we’re all gonna live on on e day
2. your writing!!!!!!! like fuck im floored every time!!!! i suffered so much trying to reply in the same fashion but i loved every second of it!! the stories we wrote together of our good children!!!!
3. god jus t your creativity in general the notebook and the soaps you sent me i c r y
4. JEDI WHO RIDE TOGETHER STAY TOGETHER
5. your kindness and thoughtfulness you are too good to me you are just the sweetest and ilu so much i dont say it enough

@secria

1. bee!! same as with dana with the farm and goats i hope you dont still keep archie in the fridge!!!
2. i dont say it enough but u saved me when we first started gaming a few years back and im sad we cant play ow together ;u; but still!!!! see you again in swtor sometime HIDE AND SEEK
3. again writing!!! i love the no-nonsense attitude in your style and how effortlessly you think of plot points 
4. literally every song you ever sent me ended up with boosting my creativity even if only in terms of brainstorming (lmao rip imp video) and that dein one i made is still probably one of the best things i made even though from todays perspective its really sdsjnsad embarrassing and lame but still!!!!
5. you are adorable and also kind of a lil shit and ilu for it

@lemonguy

1. goddamn troll how u snuck your way into my heart ass
2. the WORST best puns
3. “how are we this gay this early in the morning” “””pisces””” “im gonna be there at 5” arrives at 7.30 “I REQUIRE HEALING” the jai courtney epiphany,,desperately trying to not make a game/meme/show reference, spamming “i need healing” while playing healer ,,,singyelling disney songs in 2+ different languages in fact singyelling anything,, theres more you know theres so much
4. “random fact” wtf why do u know this
5. growing together/baby steps ♥

@littlemich

1. dont see each other two months and then its like “coffee” “sure” and its like so chill and simple
2. watching movies/series alone together cause we wanna hang but also we dont wanna go out (calculated effort) and,,,, the things we watch,,, goddamn talked me into idk,, jurassic park and shit (screaming in chat) also i have Not Forgotten and i want my cake as compensation
3. that smug face you make when you were right all along,,, the way your face LIGHTS UP when you talk about the x files ,,   you dont have to if you dont want to (sends pic lying in bed dying) cool
4. who said what tell him her i said too lazy to message everyone evEN THOUGH WE HAVE A GROUP  
5. ya cant spoon a fork but at least its warm ,,,also that one time “im going to bed” peeks over couch 5 sec later can i play proceeds to make a murder deck with seven hundred onyxes and waiting for the shop to open so we can get pizza and then there was no electricity

@ikkanrana

1. your art which first made me follow you and boy u have no idea ho w glad i am to have clicked that follow button im jus t ahdskj 
2. 4ams/we are not afraid  not to be gross but,
3. the way you say FOOL or ha, you thought and the way you TEXT like the first time i was???? but now when my phone blows up i know its you
4. tbh yeah its mostly ow but listen im still???? thanks to you i also know tiny and shy and its like #blessed
5. TBH you’re so good and you deserve all the good things and i dont think you fucjin see it so whos the real fool hmm??????

@grubus

1. i got my ultttt re~ady Here I Go
2. the fact that you knew me for like two games and u just apparently thought “ah, yes, ill adopt this goblin” my good space ace mom ,, finding out we have something in common and ur like “you got this from me”
3. addressing everyone individually like HELLO SON SHY HELLO CUTIE IKKU HELLO DAUGHTER VEYL and taking care with the new person in the group so they dont feel left out + singing while we play
4. picture of dog/cat every day
5. “unrelated opinion on movie/book/event while casually shooting the enemy team” muffled giggling in the distance and or full on evil laugh

@danjoeg

1. bro pal buddy guy,,,, my smol cute balkans brother
2. “related musical song” “unrelated musical song” picks pharah and sings only the first line of i can show u the world,,,  don t follow me youll die vs. do you trust me vs. what if u solo res me
3. comics!!! and “it physically hurts me to draw me and turtl failing this hard” 
4. enlgish malfunction (say it in serbian) doesnt;;;; know either ,,,, complete inability to speak in our common language to each other lmao just speak english
5. when someone brings up something you like and ur all !!!EXCITEMENT!!! like you sound so so happy to talk about it its adorable

anonymous asked:

okay so i just followed you from your partners blog (i saw your last anon) and oh my god im so so sorry that you have to deal with this. its niw becoming sexual harrassment and its gross. i hope that vile anon leaves you alone asap -spacey

Thanks, Good Spacey.

I know this girl. She goes to my school. She’s the kind that will stand in front of my desk for 5 minutes, and when I finally look at her, she’ll go “Omg why are you looking at me?” 

She’s desperate for attention, and doesnt have a sense of boundaries. I’m in a relationship already, and wowie. This is great. 

I dont exactly understand what you mean by ‘my partners blog’.. @smollie-ollie is my friend. I’m dating a person that does not have a tumblr. Her messages usually end with “<3 :3″. She’s distressed with this too. 

Thank you for your support, though!

anonymous asked:

This is going to be nsfw ask, sooo - i watch only lesbian pornography because any other kind (involving cis men) makes me really dysphoric but i feel really bad for myself, i dont want to be like one of these gross straight cis boys fetishizing lesbians??is this okay for me to watch it?

You can watch lesbian porn honey.

I’m a wlw, it doesn’t offend me that you enjoy it.

You’re not looking at two wlw and saying “it would be so hot if they kissed”, no.

As long as you know that lesbian shouldn’t be a porn genre but porn can have lesbians in it, you’re fine, if that makes sense.

REACTIONS! : Intorducing the boys to someone who says they’re your boyfriend.

IAN: 

It would suck if Ian and Jack didnt get along, they’re both good friends, youve known Ian longer though. It wouldnt be far fetched to say that Ian meant way more to you than Jack did, but Jack was the first one to approach you at college. In a way he’s the first and only friend you have there.

Rounding the corner you see Jack waiting by the cafe, he look sup and waves, his letterman jacket flapping as he jog’s over to you both.

“hey! my names Jack great to meet you, she talks about you alot. youre like the big brother type right? I’m the boyfriend” Jack says, smiling confidently. Ian’s face goes blank, and his head tips back a bit looking Jack up and down with an eyebrow raised. his lips in a tight line, unimpressed. You stand next to Ian in shock that Jack even said that, you’d never done anything to lead him on, you’d only hung out a couple times outside of school.

“really now” Ian says, tensing next to you, you stammer a it, looking back and forth between them.

“n-no, he’s jok-” Jack cuts you off.

“Yea, totally, im pretty much the only guy she even talks to” Jack says, you feel your face start to burn, what a douchebag! you open your mouth but Ian beats you to it.

“you shouldnt assume that just because a girl is talking to you that she;s dating you.” Ian says, simply, confidently, as a matter of factly. 

“well how would you know if we’re dating or not?” Jack says, getting annoyed.

“she would have told me, she tells me everything” he says, Ian is a stone statue beside you, arms crossed, stance strong, you swallow hard.

“Ian let’s just go” you say pulling on his blue button up, he looks over and his face softens a bit.

“some friend” he says as you walk away.

“i… i didnt give him the impression..” you’re’re still in shock a bit of what just happened… its only been a week since you started college, and Jack being so nice at first seemed like a blessing. what a prick…

“i know you didnt, you wouldnt, i just didnt like him calling himself your boyfriend” Ian says as if its curse word. you look up. Ian looks down.

“and me the big brother type? kind of gross” he says, you blush and he sees your smile fade.

“what?” he asks.

“i dont know ive always seen you as more than a friend, but not in the brother way…” he says, you widen your eyes, and he looks around for a second, running his hand through his hair almost like hes panicking. Ian presses his lips against yours lightly, and you suck in a breath, surprised. After a second you relax and kiss him back.

JOJI:

you stand outside the club waiting to get in, Joji doesnt really seem to be interested in spending any time with Jack and yourself, you sigh a bit and look around.

“So, this is a killer line huh” you say trying to make conversation.

“I’d wait all day just to spend a great night with my babe” Jack says snaking a hand around your waist, you nearly jump, and stumble backwards, Joji was on his phone, but he catches you and looks up, confused.

“we- we arent dating” you say he laughs.

“you’re too cute, of course we are, who else do you know out here?” Jack says.

“you good?” Joji asks behind you, while you stand up and shake yourself off.

“im fine, im tired anyways, im just gonna go home” you say. ducking under the security rope, and pulling your jacket closer together while you walk.

“hey, wait up” you hear Joji call.

“whatever, your loss” Jack shouts. you roll your eyes. Joji walks beside you.

“what a douche” Joji says, you look up at him. Joji looks aggravated to say the least.

“I mean could he overplay the whole Jock stereotype more? pretentious, letterman jacket, douche haircut… walking 90′s movie” Joji says.

“he isn’t usually so dense” you say, he scoffs.

“are you seriously defending him? after what he said about you? acting like you’ve got nothing better to do than date him, like he’s a fucking God” Joji says.

“what has you all pissed off, just some loser” you say Joji stops and you take a step before turning.

“what i cant be upset? he called you his girlfriend, he called you babe, right in front of me” Joji says. you roll your eyes.

“he’s a fucking loser, so what” you say scuffing your shoe against the damp sidewalk.

“so what, so you know what” Joji says, youre a little taken back by this as well. Joji closes the gap and you feel him press his lips against yours, kind of hard, gliding his tongue across your bottom lip and making you melt. Joji holds you up, then against him and separates.

“exactly, thats what” he says softly against your ear, warm breath spilling over you.

anonymous asked:

(Tw drug abuse, tw ed)Oddly, one thing that helped me get over my internalized fatphobia was David Bowie, specifically, learning about him. When he was super on drugs and weighed only ninety pounds and lived on milk, red peppers, and cocaine. Looking at that era, knowing that, made skinny no longer desirable. It actually grosses me out when people find that point in his life attractive now just as much as chubby chasing does.

-nods- I get where you’re coming from. 

Yea, Bowie didnt live the healthiest of lives back then. I dont think many artists back then did. But, I’m happy to hear that you learned how to combat your internalized fatphobia. 

- Mod Dom