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TWG AU Masterlist!

We all know how much fun Death Day was.  Hopefully this time won’t hurt as much!  Enjoy, and make sure to reblog and leave comments in the tag, we need it more than you know. <3

The Room by @itcouldbendoritcouldbreak

What Happens When I Don’t Let Go by @beep-beep-trashmouth

Notches by @elevenknope

Oh No by @stevemossington

In a world of dungeons and dragons… by @theamiableanachronism

The Figure on the Road by @themikewheelers

Right Before My Eyes by @ghost-grantaire

Tmnt time line in ryhme

In in the year 1984

came comic book heros like never before 

teenage mutant ninja turtles by eastmen and laird 

but for the turtles popularity the two men where not prepared 

In 1987  to 1988 

something happend that was really great 

For that was the year of first turtle cartoon series season

it was a big hit and for good reason

1990 was the year 

the turtles where first braught to theater 

as you probable know 

the movie made dow

So the exectuctives did choose 

tmnt 1991: the secret of the ooze 

the sequal was fair

but i wish it stopped there 

cause Tmnt 3 1993

is something that you cannot unsee

meanwhile the turtles series in 1994 

something went wrong for sure 

the art style looked real crude

they fought this weird bug dude 

the art style flipped 

and the writers tripped 

and shredder was barely around

so its likely it was going in the ground

theres no way you can defend

thats where the 80s turtles series ends 

1996 is where we go over seas 

and we have a turtle reboot made by the japanese 

on paper the idea looks swell

but in reality these two things dont mix well

IN 1997 a live action turtles series was made 

sounds good but its a facade 

for you realise soon 

its silllier than the cartoon 

Venus de milo the one the creators call a mistake 

repitiles dont breast feeds so there probable fake 

1998 things go from strange to stranger 

when the turtles go to space with the power rangers 

and that was the last we saw of the franchise 

until it attracter a pair of 4kids eyes 

Than came turtles 2003 

good for you good for me 

the fandom loved it and loved how it went 

as it focused more time on character developement 

the turtles where outrageous 

the fandom was contagious 

shredder 

never looked better

but it happend as we feard 

2006 things started to get to get weird 

suddenly the turtles are in the future 

splinter gets stuck in a competer 

theres a whole bunch of shredders running around 

 ans theme song with truly evil sound 

2007 theres a film called tmnt 

didnt work out well you see 

the film was made for the 2003 turtles fans

 so the fans of the 80s couldnt under stand 

it made fans of the orginal furios 

and it took itself too seriuos 

the turtles forever in 2009

It went over well and fine 

a crossover of diffrent turtle adaptations 

but sadly the 80s turtles didnt get the best representation 

still to turtles fans thought it was real fun 

thats when people thought it was the end of the turtle run 

for years the franchise had been gatherd dust of the shelf 

that was until nick rebooted it in 2012

and it was definatly worth the wait 

because the show turned out great 

great balance of comedy drama and action 

and the fandom had a great reaction

2014 then the next tmnt movie was invested 

tmnt fans where interested 

you can tell they where probable disapointed 

when found out the which director was appointed 

yes it was micheal bay 

the hack with the nack as they say 

no he only worked on aq few parts 

but you can tell its his by the  farts 

the fandom wasnt found of the turtle designs 

the actor choises made writers look out of there minds 

its a real agitater 

the only good scenes was in the elavator

2016 came out of the shadows 

wasnt exacly by pros 

but the probs are the same i think we already know 

no lets go back to the nicalodean show 

2017  here we reach the final nick turtles season 

i have to admit its pretty pleasing 

the turtle went though space and time 

and they have stopped lots of crime


brotherly love and forgiven mistakes 

gloriuos battles and painfulll heartbreacks 

but theres no need to pretend 

the tmnt 2012 is coming to an end 

But thats no the end of our turtle teen

theres a reboot planned for 2018 

will it be bad? will it be great ?

i dont know well have to wait 


(( hey guys i really enjoyed making this , and i hope you enjoyed reading it if you didnt sorry, if i just talked any junk about an adaptation you liked please know this was a joke, if i got anything wrong let me know too im a big girl i can handle it, okay bye  love you …………..think i need a drink of water ))

drinking tips 4 beginners

ok so i know i have a lot of young followers and i haven’t rlly seen any posts like this so here r some tips i’ve learned from personal experience, observation, n friends!!! i hope this helps u guys and feel free to add ur own!!!

  • DRINK WATER in between drinks im so serious it’ll help a lot w the hangover in the morning 
  • eat a big meal before u plan to drink a lot n also make sure to eat something afterwards/before sleeping!!!! 
  • know ur limit…like rlly know when to stop
  • if u drink wine u WILL “lose ur legs” 
  • never ever ever drink alone!!!!!!!!!! be with people you trust to take care of u!!!!!!!!
  • know the alcohol content of whatever ur drinking bc if u drink a couple of beers ur gonna be alright at the end of the night but if u go for The Hard Stuff just know ur gonna get hammered way sooner
  • dont drink if u dont want to bc peer pressure is real n it’s more than okay to say no
  • (i only drink red wine so i would say to only have 3 glasses of it bc after the lucky number 3 things go down hill pretty fast)
  • dont take drinks from strangers!! never leave ur drink alone!!! always carry it with u wherever u go!!!!!
  • dont switch drinks like if ur going to drink beer then stay with that choice all night dont switch to whiskey you’ll thank me later ok just trust me
  • PACE YOURSELF
  • again…..know when to stop
  • dont get absolutely toasted every time u drink bc thats not fun 
  • before u go to bed make sure to lay out a glass of water n pain killer just in case u feel like garbage in the morning
  • just know that u will say and do embarrassing things when ur lit it’s inevitable
  • dont go to bed without washing ur face or showering,, this isnt a real tip just a reminder that it’s better to be hungover n fresh than hungover n nastee!
  • if u wear sunglasses indoors everyone will know ur hungover but it’s ok bc #relatable
  • turn off ur phone when u go out bc like u have to be super super intoxicated to actually drunk text but better safe than sorry!!! ur ex wont think it’s cute btw!!! (also drunk selfies r sloppy n no one knows what ur gonna post when ur out of it lmao)
  • dont post pictures of urself drinking on social media just dont (especially if ur underage)
  • if you’ve never drank before know that when u get Tipsy the room will be fuzzy n even if u dont know it ur going to be stumbling lmao
  • dont wear high heels if u know ur getting drunk just DONT bc then ur going to have to go barefoot wherever u are n that’s never a good idea bc germs
  • know that drinking is 100% ok for young ppl (18 or over) n that it can be fun but u absolutely do not have to do it, u can stop whenever u want to, and it’s not an every day activity!!!!! don’t make it a habit bc it’s a good time until it’s not!!!! just make sure ur comfortable and safe and it’ll be ok!!!!! stay safe everyone n bottoms up!!!!

I’m feeling angry about the fact that any sort of group I tried to fit in with rejected me immediately and the few friends I’ve had either left or stopped trying being friends.

The only group that didn’t reject me is the Gothic community, but I never actually talked to any other goths in person.

that kid that had messaged me like last week asking to “play 21 questions ;) ;) ;)” messaged me again only this time he asked to hang out and I explained to him that I dont feel comfortable going to meet up with essentially a stranger and he’s trying to fucking guilt me into feeling bad about saying that, but like ??? he never once spoke to me at school. he never messaged me until I posted a relatively attractive picture of me on my Instagram and he asks my best friend to “”“chill”“”“ like once a week just stop bro you’re pathetic just fucking hop off dude

I have now experienced Tumblr Discourse TM

-the ace girl looks less revealing because that’s each of their individual styles, nothing to do with orientation 

-used the word homosexual to stay consistent with the other two labels which also used ‘sexual’ 

anonymous asked:

*sweats bc theres like 8 days of classes left and i still dont have a fwb and if i dont fuck over the summer ill prob go back to sexting random strangers on omegle and kik again, feeling disgusting bc their kinks sometimes are terrible but i still do it bc sexual shit is all im good for, so the dissociating while telling someone how id let them bend me over cycle will prob continue for another year* 🙃🙃🙃 kill me

rip :( itll be okay

Dating Jin

WOULD INCLUDE

- “Call me your Charmander”

- fridge is always full of food

- home-made food

- fast food

- chinese food

- every kind of food just to make you two happy

- his cute singing while cooking

- you beeing full of his food and trying to escape another plate what hes giving u

- “U NEED TO EAT”

- waking up to fresh toasts with eggs orange juice and amazing Jin in front of u

- backhugs

- lifting u up like ur the lightest thing in whole world and carrying to bed

- his chin on ur head while hes hugging u

- him rubbing your cheeks every time when youre blushing and giving u small kiss

- cute kisses on ur forehead

- small kisses when youre sleeping

- long and deep kisses when he knows that he wouldnt be able to see you for a long time

- kissing ur tiny tiny hands bcs ur his princess

- givin you small kiss when he comes home very late and youre sleeping

- him cutely laughing bcs of your cuteness when you sleep

- buying u bed sheets with Disney princesses

- his Mario everywhere where you look at

- like rly Mario here Mario there Mario in the kitchem Mario in the bathroom Mario near ur toilet

- MARIO

- adult dates

- fancy restaurants

- you complaining that those restaurants are too expensive

- “Did you forget who is your amazing boyfriend”

- everyday presents

- everyday flowers

- everyday dose of pure handsomness just for you for free

- you struggeling bcs of your hair bcs his hair is always perfect like wtf man u human?

- you complimenting him all the time bcs you r dying inside

- him stopping you from your complimenting bcs hes actually not that confident

- his smol dance moves when hes happy

- him being one big cheese

- cheesy gestures

- cheesy lines from his favourite movies

- his cheesy cheesy confessions

- “Every time, when i’m buying you flowers I think how beautiful they are but when I give them to you they look just like grass compared to your beauty”

- you actually liking that cheesiness

- dreamy talking about future

- talking about family with 2 or 3 kids

- big house big cars and big rings

- you two struggeling what puppy to buy

- that one or that one or that one

- buying all three cute puppies

- him buying you XXXXXXL t-shirt

- taking on this XXXXXXL t-shirt and making you to slip in to make you two sleep tight to each other

- him planning date on rainy days just to make you go under the rain and kiss like in movie

- him being happy how easily you can play with other members

- him being happy but jealous

- him being very jealous princess bcs wtf u his girlfriend u should give him more attention

- him being macho af when some guy is around you

- him being just very overprotective

- “If smthng happens you can call me, if you will see some strange people just run away, dont talk to strangers and… should i just go with you”

- him proudly taking your hands whenever someone is around to make them see how beautiful is his girl

- him playing with you like youre smol puppy

- tickles and rubs you while laughing bcs oml u so cute

- patting on your head

- him always talking for hours with his mom on mobile

- suddenly his talking with his mom becomes your talking with his mom for hours

- parental locking on your tv bcs u r still too innocent for him to see adult content there

- his eyes watching you sometimes like hes ur dad bcs hes just too afraid of seeing u hurted

- parental talking with you before your first sex

- “I think I need some joint nutrition or smthng”

- you tired of making him remember that hes just 23 yo

- his tight hugging you while you sleep

- no place on your bed bcs of his assbroad shoulders

- his face in every mirror at morning bcs he just need to be perfect

- him having more clothes than you 

- you stealing his clothes bcs hes having too much

- him being very giggly and cute when he see you in his hoodie bcs its too big for you

- long walks by seaside

- him taking you overarm when you dont want to walk anymore

- him being sometimes too vigilant and distrustful about your relationship

- you being mad at him bcs of that

- him doing the cheesiest type of reconciliation like roses and chocolate and candles everywhere on the floor of your house

- you still angry at him complaining about that mess and who will clean it up

- “Us… we, together”

- cute pet names

- cute pastry names

- “Just not in front of guys pls”

- calling him as your sweet cinnamon apple pie roll in front of guys

- you being scolded bcs of that

- you being scolded bcs ur trying to seduce him in public places

- “I know i’m one of the strangest human under the sun but i love you”


Dating Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook

Master list

recently ive been seeing a lot of posts about BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) and some of these posts really worry me bc they can lead to self-diagnosing….as someone who was diagnosed with BPD i beg of you, please do not self-diagnose BPD. or any personality disorder for that matter. there are a lot of young people on this page, and reading a list of signs and symptoms like the ones for BPD can easily make you think ‘OH THIS APPLIES TO ME I HAVE FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING I CAN RELATE TO’

im in no way saying that whatever it is youre going through and what youre feeling is invalid, but self-diagnosis is dangerous bc it makes an actual diagnosis more difficult. and for personality disorders like BPD it already is very difficult (mostly bc PDs overlap with other mental illnesses or each other) you see something on the internet and bc you feel like you have the need to have something to relate to, a name for the way you’re feeling, you latch on to it bc you can identify with it. and that can influence you when you eventually talk to a therapist or doctor and you can either unintentionally or intentionally lead them to that diagnosis. and getting a wrong diagnosis means you will get the wrong treatment, the wrong kind of therapy, possibly the wrong kind of medication.

i was misdiagnosed twice by some psychiatrists who didnt even know me, who thought standard testing (me ticking some boxes) would provide all the answers. they talked to my mom about it (even though thats completely not okay to do when diagnosing especially since i wasnt a minor at the time) and bc my mom (who is a social worker and knows about mental illness) didnt ‘like’ the possibility of me having a personality disorder, she mislead the psychiatrists with her portrayal of my behavior (which she couldnt even know since i didn’t live with her anymore and she only knew my behavior from my visits, where i would pretend everything was fine) as it turned out, they also misdiagnosed me based on misinformation they had about my past.

only after being in rehab for weeks, having several different kinds of therapies, and talking to the same therapists over weeks in different settings, them observing me in different situations, them basically being part of my daily life for 8 weeks, i was able to get a proper diagnosis

im not saying that every case of BPD is hard to diagnose or requires that type of observation, therapy, etc. to diagnose. sometimes its very obvious, and sometimes you just know. im also not saying that if you went through standard testing and were diagnosed with BPD that its a misdiagnosis. i just wanted to tell you that it is something that happens. and that it happened to me and thats why im making this post.

but please be careful with self-diagnosing and please, if you think you have BPD, or any other personality disorder/mental illness/issue, talk to someone about it. dont go hunting for tumblr posts about it. dont ask strangers on the internet ‘hey, this and that has been going on, do you think i have BPD/depression/anxiety/etc’ im not discrediting people with BPD on tumblr, people who decide to make posts about BPD (right now im one of them) all im saying is, be careful.

and please dont treat BPD as the ‘mental illness flavor of the month’. its not a trend. its not something you just throw out there like some ppl do with depression or anxiety. dont go around saying you have BPD or use the phrase ‘that is so BPD of me’ just bc a few symptoms fit. it is extremely upsetting to ppl who actually have it and it can be a trigger to them. i know how important it is to have a diagnosis, that it can help. therefore its so important that you have the right one. 

(note that i know this is not only relevant to BPD but any mental illness, or illness in general, and you should always be cautious of self-diagnosing. also pls note that even though i am diagnosed with it, im not an expert. i can only speak for myself and how i experience BPD and even that is difficult sometimes)

thanks for listening

One morning you wake up, and you feel different. No more longing. No more sadness. Acceptance. You accept. No more hoping theyre coming back. No more crying. No more heart ache. You dont go through old pictures and laugh at memories, wondering when the stranger in them is coming back. You dont constantly daydream about them. You dont drunkenly stare at their contact in your phone with your thumb right over the call button. You just feel empty. Lonely. Heavy. You accept that they will not be in your life again. That they will find someone that they can actually spend the rest of their lives with. And whether theyre happy or not doesnt even matter, because your lives will not intersect again. You are finally free from the sadness. You are finally liberated from the heart break. But happiness is not a part of your new freedom. And thats what kills.