dont get me started on the twins

Birth and Boodletting: A Feysand Pregnancy: Part Five


A/N: I am actually really proud of this part!!

She could hear it outside the cells. Blood and death and ruin. Cassian and Blake were out there. So was Bay. Nate looked seconds away from bolting, to get to him. Instead, he dug his fingers into the towel, his eyes were near black with barely restrained impulse. Out of his brothers, Nate was the one who was to act first, damn the questions. And he was fighting his impulse to go to Bay. How either of those boys managed to go years without actually being together remained a mystery to her.

“Nate,” she blinked slowly, “Go to Bay.”

“No,” he said tightly. “You need me more.”

“Don’t worry about him, focus on your baby.” Azriel ordered.  “A big one this time.”

Her palms connected with the stone floor. Her chin to her chest. She pushed.

Azriel looked up at her, the sound of crying filled the cell. Biela.

“It’s a girl,” Nate breathed.

She tried to smile. Nate wrapped a towel around her daughter and scooted up to her. Feyre looked down at the baby. Inky Black hair and wickedly bright blue-grey eyes. Biela, she was different. She leaned her head back against the cool stone. She just needed to close her eyes, just for a moment; then she could hold her children.


The sound of drums filled the night sky. Bonfires reached the sky, revelers and females littered around her. She had done Calanmai before. She knelt, ready for the magic to consume her. She had done this twice before, but this time, her nose was enveloped so strongly with the scent of Jasmine and citrus, she almost forgot where she was. But it was gone in an instant.

What the hell just happened?


His sight was starting to come back. He could see outlines and vague movement but it was too slow. And Feyre, she wasn’t moving. His heart was in his throat and his mate was unconscious and-

“Feyre-” Rhys started, moving to his nephew. “Nate take him. Feyre don’t you dare close your eyes.” He moved two fingers to her throat. Her heartbeat was thready. “Az-”

“The bleeding,” Azriel said. “It won’t stop. Nate, you take the twins to your mother and get Amren. Now. Rhys, you help me. She’s going to hemorrhage if we dont stop this now.”

Nate took the babies. “I’ll get Ash.”

“He won’t help,” Azriel said, ripping the skirts from Feyre’s body. “Not after Nesta.”

“I’ll make him,” Nate growled and winnowed away.

“Rhys,” Azriel said, cutting into Feyre’s abdomen. “Can you do this? You are a High Lord. Your healing can keep her alive until either Ash or Amren get here.”

He would move heaven and earth to keep her alive; he would do whatever he had to. “Yes. What do I need to do.”


The rooms were dark besides the candle atop the table and Elain reading. His aunt almost dropped her book. “Nate!” she exclaimed. “What are you-”

He handed her the twins. She blinked before bringing them to her chest.

“Where is Ash?”

“The training ground out back-”

He winnowed.


Ash felt his cousin before he saw him. His heart was pounding so fast and his blood pressure was through the roof. He smelled like blood and birth. And fear. Bone deep fear that he had smelled before.

“Nate?” He asked carefully. “What are you-”

Nate gripped his shoulders. “I need you to help Feyre. She’s bleeding out and-”

“I can’t. I can’t-” Not after Nesta, not after the baby. He could barely close his eyes and not see-

Nate clasped both sides of his face. “Yes you can. Feyre is your aunt too. You were willing to die to bring back Nesta. You feel guilt for not being able to save her. Here is your chance to make up for it.”


A low snarl came from Nate, his cousin gripped his throat, his nails dug into his skin. “I swear on the Cauldron, if the next few words out of your mouth aren’t ‘I will help you’ I will rip out your throat and let your fancy healing magic grow you a new one.” Nate meant every single word, his magic pulling the truth from Nate’s body. Ash’s life outweighed his own fear.

“I will help you.” he choked out. “Take me to her.”

Nate grabbed his arm. “Good choice.”


Bay’s sword went through the male like paper, the blade down to the hilt in flesh. Pulling the blade out, he ached it to another male’s neck.

“Why the fuck are so many attacking?” Bay yelled. “Was there some kind of revolt?”

Cassian ripped out a throat, his fingers sticky with blood. “It was started by Keir.”

Blake punched a male in the nose. Hard enough cartilage ruptured the brain. The male crumpled to the ground. “That fucker is dead when I see him next.”

“He’s locked in the interrogation rooms.” Bay panted. “Your father is going to get information out of him.” Oh no.

Both he and Blake echoed, “This is a diversion.”

Cassian slammed a head against the wall. The sound of the male’s skull cracking filled Bay’s ears. “There is too many too split up and find him. We need to hold the line. We can’t let them get to either the High Lord and Lady or the heirs.”

They were so, so fucked.


The High Lord poured his healing magic into her placenta as he had instructed. Azriel had learned a lot about deliveries when he found out Mor was pregnant with Blake; just in case something went wrong. Cauldron, he was glad he knew what was wrong.

Nate winnowed in, pushing Ash forward. “Do it.”

Ash’s throat was red with fingerprints. His son had forced him to come. Leaning down, Ash surveyed Feyre’s body. Her skin was dangerously pale, her bleeding was slowed, thanks to Rhys, but still flowing too fast. She was close to Death.

“Please,” Rhys’s voice cracked. “Please save my mate.”

Ash sucked in a breath, his hand rested on her heart. A bright light glowed beneath Ash’s fingers.

“Please, please, please.” Ash begged under his breath. His eyes were squeezed shut, his breath shallow. “Let me save her.”

The light pulsed, Ash’s nose started to bleed down past his lips. His eyes opened, a bright green, almost glowing, casting a shadow across his cheeks. He coughed and removed his hand from her sternum, his lips were red with blood.

Ash put his fingers to Feyre’s throat and exhaled. “She’s out of the woods. For now.”

Rhys dropped his head into his hands. “Thank the Cauldron.” He looked up to Ash. “Thank you, Ash. Thank you. So much.”

Ash shook his head, the glowing of his eyes starting to dim down. Ash slid back against the wall, his long hair scattered around him. “I saved her,” he breathed. “I saved her.”

Nate’s voice was tight. “What now? We are surrounded and can’t move her right away.”

Rhys’s thumb brushed Feyre’s cheek before standing. “Not for long.”


Blake ran his sword through the male’s throat. Keir was dead. He was going to kill him slowly. He warned the male what would happen if he fucked up. He should have killed him after he broke Nate’s wrist.

Rhys came out of the cells. His finery was covered in blood and dirt. His face was bleeding, his eyes unfocused and his face was a brutal nightmare.

Darkness slammed out from around him, dropping the revolt to their knees, clawing at their throats.

“You just couldn’t help yourselves,” Rhys purred. “You wanted me dead. My mate dead. My children dead.” Rhys’s face hardened, his starry eyes glowed. “You failed.”

Sound cracked around them all, dropping each member of the revolt in a bloodless silence. He shattered each and every one of their minds.

Rhys leaned a hand against the wall, his breath uneasy.

“Keir is gone,” Rhys said. “When we find him. He is going to regret the day he was born.”


Bay slid past Rhys and flew down the hall. He stopped short. “Ash?”

Ash turned to him, his face-

“I’m fine,” Ash said.

“No you’re not!” Bay bellowed. “What the fuck happened?!”

“Feyre was dying,” Nate said quietly. “I went to get Ash.”

“You forced him to heal her?” Ash so much hasn’t healed anyone since he got back from the Dawn Court. He wouldn’t be here voluntarily. 

Nate met his stare. “Yes I did.” He had no room to judge. He forced Tarus to heal Zevakyn in the Blood Rite. But this was Ash and-

“It’s fine. I’m fine,” Ash said, wiping blood from his mouth. “Feyre is alive and I’m fine.”

“Shut up, Ash,” Bay snarled. “No you aren’t.”

Bay knelt down, examining Feyre’s face. It was starting to flush with color. Bay pulled off his shirt, covering her with it. It was covered in blood but at least it would cover her.

He looked back up at Ash. “This almost killed you.”

“I know,” he tried to grin. “I was there.”

Bay gripped Ash’s face, “Thank you.”

“You keep touching me like that and you’ll have to buy me dinner. I warn you, I’m not a cheap date. I expect flo-”

Bay snorted and hugged him. “You do something like this again and I will kill you.”

Ash froze before hugging him back. “We both know I’ll be doing something like this again. It’s just who I am.”

He didn’t care. As long as Ash stayed safe and alive, he would be okay. He had lost too many people and losing Ash or Nate, that would kill him.


Cassian put Rhys’s arm around his shoulder and helped him stand upright. His High Lord was on edge and was weak. The Cells sapped so much of his strength from him.

“How’s Feyre?”

Rhys groaned, “She’s okay. Ash saved her. It nearly killed himself to do it, but he saved her.”

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Bay had gone in there before them. He would not be happy with Ash being in this place. Or being near dead.

“Let’s get Feyre and go home,” Cassian said. 


The female lifted the cloak to cover her face, covering her starry eyes and shifting hair.

It would seem she had made a mistake. She had highly misjudged Cassian and the High Lords abilities. And Blake was not what she expected. She expected the arrogance, the vicious grin. She did not expect the genuine kindness in his features, or the ability to dance or the empathy.

She supposed she had grossly miscalculated her family and acted too soon.

She would not make this mistake again.


Here is the next part!!! I think there is roughly one or two parts left of this. Thank you for reading!! Please, please leave a comment!! XO

Seth Rollins x Reader - I’m gonna break yo ankle

“Babe can you hand me the pot from under the sink??” You call over your shoulder to your husband Seth Rollins. “Yeah sure thing babe.” He replies as he begins to rummage through the chaos that inhabits your cabinents. “Why do we have so much crap??” Seth huffs as he sits on his butt so he can pull out more stuff piled up. “Because when we moved into together we had hit the road for promos before we could sort out what we had duplicates of.” You shrug as you add some salt the chicken you were preparing on the stove. “We look like hoarders.” Seth laughed a bit as he found the pot you had asked for. “Thank you.” You give him a kiss on the cheek as he hands you the pot. “You’re very welcome.” He returns thanks by kissing you on the lips. “Can you check my phone to see if the guys are on the way??” “Sure.” Seth took off upstairs to get your phone as you began to boil some water. “Yeah they left like 10 minutes ago.” Seth bounded back down the stairs and let out a deep breath as he entered the kitchen. “I think I’m gonna be sick.” He admitted rubbing his stomach. “Hey thats my job… I’m the one who is pregnant.” You giggle as you take his face in your hands. “True… But I might end up in the hospital before you do.” “Roman can’t get mad at you… We are married… Its not like you knocked me up or anything… We planned this.” You laugh as Seth nods. “Yeah I guess you’re right.” 

“The food is great Little Sis.” Jimmy Uso announced wiping his mouth with his napkin. “Yeah kinda salty though.” Jey interjected with a grin as you kick him under the table. “Next time you can cook.” You sneer. “Alright alright settle down before I have to separate you two.” Roman smiled as he took a sip of his water. Your older brothers Jimmy and Jey always loved to give you a hard time. When you were just kids they would team up on you and Roman (being the oldest cousin) always thought it was his job to keep the peace. It was because of them that you met your amazing husband Seth. “Okay okay big fella no need to get all puffed up… Just trying to show my sis I love her.” Jey smirks. “Ain’t seen her in forever.” Jimmy adds in. “Yeah how you been feeling?? Knew you’ve been under the weather lately… It all clear up??” Jey turns serious for a second. “Yeah.” You look to Seth who just nods. “I’ve been feeling a lot better… Ain’t been in the best of spirits though… Could use a good laugh.” You wink over to Seth. “Whatcha got in mind??” Jey rubs his hands together menacingly with mischief in his eyes. “I got a game in mind.” You grin as Roman just rolls his eyes. 

“Okay can you hear me??” You look to Jimmy for an answer but all he does is dance along to the music that blared through his headphones. “Perfect… What about you butt ugly.” You turn to Jey who just dabs along to the music. “Great.” You look to Seth and Roman who were kicked back smiling. “What kinda game is she trying to play??” Roman asked with his eyebrow cocked. “Its called the whisper challenge… She loves watching it on youtube.” Seth explained. “Oh that game where you gotta read someones lips??” Roman asked as Seth nodded. “Okay first one.” You smack the twins on the head to try and get their attention. “I am the better looking twin.” You speak slowly as they watch you intently. “I cant stop trying to win.” Jey guessed as you shake your head no. You repeat the sentence. Jimmy smacks his hand on the table. “Im the better looking twin. Right here thats me.” He grins pointing to himself as Jey rips off his head phone. “The hell you are…” Jey punches him in the arm and starts a scuffle. “HEY!! Settle down.” Roman barks as the twins glare at each other. “Okay headphones back on.” You snap at you brothers who just roll their eyes at you. “I’m gonna be an uncle.” You speak slowly as they shake their heads. “DONT GET IT.” Jey yells over the music. “Wait what did she just say??” Roman turned to Seth who just grins. “No way…” Roman’s face falls a bit as he thinks. Seth looks at you nervously but you just brush it off repeating your sentence to the twins. “I’m gonna be an uncle.” The twins study you a bit before Jey softly mutters out. “I’m gonna be an uncle??” Your face lights up but before you can nod Jimmy yells out. “IM GONNA BREAK YO ANKLE!! Got it…I’m the best at this game.” Jimmy proudly dabs again. “Wait no… Girl you ain’t playing me are you?? You and Seth??” Jey smiled brightly as you nod. “GIRL ITS ABOUT TIME I CAN’T WAIT!!” Jey scooped you up in his arms. “What I miss??” Jimmy looked to Roman who was now all smiles shaking Seth’s hand. “Me and (Y/N) are gonna have a baby.” Seth couldn’t stop smiling. “No way… HALLELUJAH THANK YOU JESUS!!” Jimmy jumped to his feet to hug you and Seth both. 

“Okay so how about this… Name the kid after me and make me the god-father of this one and then the next one can be Jey’s.” Jimmy smiled proudly as his brother popped him on the arm. “No way man I call dibs on this one.” “Ain’t nobody calling dibs on my kid… Who said I wanted to name it after either of you two.” You shake your head in annoyance. “Hush all of you… How about we settle it this way… Name the kid after me and make me the godparent… No hurt feelings that way.” Roman smirked as the twins gave him a dirty look. You couldn’t help but laugh with your husband as you were both over joyed with the fact that you were bring a child into such a fun and loving family.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING… and a big thank you to @cutester for the request… please let me know what you think… any and all feedback is welcome… THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR READING


so to me it looks like, in the show, Stanford aged much better than Stanley. The way he’s drawn also looks a bit younger than Stan. But since Ford is the same age as Stan in the show, I don’t really think he understands how difficult it would be for Stan to start a new life, now that he’s around 70. Ford can’t seem to see things from other people’s point of view so for Ford if his Health is fine, than that must mean Stan’s is too.

BUT I was wondering how their relationship would go if it had only been three years for Ford on the other side of the portal. I think the shock of seeing his younger twin looking old enough to be his father might be upsetting enough for him to actually get over his issues a little bit. I mean it’s one thing to punch someone the same age as you, but a 30 year old punching a senior citizen? I think a young Ford would be afraid he’d break Stan’s hip or something.

Even if he did tell Stan to leave at first, I think watching him with this perspective might change his mind and convince him to reconcile more quickly. Like, maybe he’d she the medication’s Stan undoubtedly has, or see Stan struggling with his aches and pains. Just, normal senior citizen stuff. I think that would scare him a bit, and might convince him to let his brother stay at the Mystery Shack.

And, on a lighter note, it would probably solve the problem of them having the same name. Like, someone would see them together and automatically assume that Ford was Stanford Jr. At first it would freak them out because “Eww no I’m not his dad gross” But than later they’d go with it because no one would believe Ford is the original Stanford, since he looks like he was born in the 80′s or late seventies instead of way back when he actually was.

Today, I nearly ran at least 6 red lights thinking about this shit so I’m gonna get it all out before it kills me

For those of you who don’t know, Gravity Falls had a HUGE reveal last night and while the rest of the fandom is still high on this reveal


At the beginning of the episode, Stan mentions that Dipper and Mable get along freakishly well for siblings….

Stan was also going to tell the kids that they were gonna hear some bad stuff about him and then the government came and arrested his ass


so who would they be hearing it from? 

who was gonna be showing up in a few hours?

this guy:


a theory that i’ve been tossing around is that stan and his brother had a major falling out and they didnt speak for years…

then Stan’s brother goes missing from an odd little town called Gravity Falls

Stan goes looking for him

and finds the journal….

ill get back to that point later, what’s important is that something between them broke… kinda like:

now, for a while everyone thought that the broken swing meant that Stan’s brother had died or gone missing

which he did

but let’s look at that again:

Are we sure that’s his brother’s swing??

lets look at the kid on the left:

  • messier hair
  • the glasses from the sealed room
  • notebook in his back pocket

Not Grunkle Stan

not to me at least

but why would Stan’s swing be broken then?


For whatever reason, one of them decided to push away his brother, his TWIN

And it broke Stan

And then Stan’s brother went missing….

That’s why Stan was trying so hard to keep Dipper and Mable away from the freaky stuff in Gravity Falls, not just because it’s crazy dangerous…

He lost his only brother to it….

his TWIN

He didn’t want to see the same thing happen to them…


But I’ll get to that in a bit…

From the later journals we know that the author started going a little loopy



Personally, I don’t have enough information to judge if the author went loopy and then fought with Stan or if their fight caused him to go loopy

Because who can you trust if you can’t trust your own twin brother??

ugh my brain

But either way, Stan came to Gravity Falls to find his brother, found the journal, and somehow put together that his brother went through THE OBVIOUSLY WELL TESTED AND TOTALLY NOT DANGEROUS AT ALL MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OF DOOM and couldn’t come back because IT BLEW THE FUCK UP

so the obvious course of action was to REBUILD IT, DUH!

But here’s the thing:

Stan didn’t know it was dangerous

When Stan started building, he only had the first journal, and even then he didn’t have a complete picture of what was in it because DIPPER managed to decode the journal further

Stan never saw this:

He never saw that his brother was going crazy

He never saw that the machine could destroy the world

He only saw a way to get his brother back

By the time he knew it was dangerous, he was too close to just stop and his brother had been missing long enough…

Nothing was going to stand in his way

There’s something else i wanna address

for ages we’ve been told that “Stan is not what he seems”


We assumed Grunkle Stan because he was the only Stan we knew of

But now there’s two…

(assuming the twin alliteration thing is true but whatever)


Two Stans that are also IDENTICAL TWINS

So let’s look back for a second at this beauty of a scene:











I fucking love this show



but this leads into my next point:


Especially when the portal does THIS:




We currently have ZERO proof that this 'Stanley’ isn’t from a parallel dimension or some shit

I think my brain is actively trying to self-destruct now….

There are so many things I’m not okay with

Like Dipper’s reaction to the fact that EVERYONE IS FUCKING ALIVE


The Dipper I know would make sure that his sister survived THE GIGANTIC EXPLOSION SHE WAS IN FRONT OF and then be relieved that no one fucking DIED

I’m gonna take a shortcut on this one, because i’ve been typing for 4 hours, and say that there might be some truth to the 'Bipper is back’ theory…. 

maybe there’s a little bit of Bill left in there influencing him 

maybe there’s nothing

But Dipper hasn’t been acting like Dipper

There is a disturbance in the force and I don’t like it

other things that bother me:

  • 'Stanley’ hasn’t aged 30 years worth of years, but has aged since we saw him in the time travel episode
  • Stan has had 30 years to possibly get over whatever may have seperated them and 'Stanley’ hasn’t
  • Dipper’s, Stan’s, and Soos’s elongated (very Bill-like) eyes in the explosion (there’s more to it than just animation!!!!)
  • where did that portal lead?
  • did something else come out?
  • if the portal was never supposed to open how did he get inside?
  • if the portal DID open why is there no evidence of it? there was a huge gravity fluctuation when it opened, but there’s no obvious evidence that something that massive ever occurred before and yet there’s no way that something that massive couldn’t leave evidence
  • where is 'Stanley’ represented on the wheel now that we know he’s Stan’s brother AND the author?

I’m giving up on life and accepting Alex as the supreme overlord of my mind

I just hope the next episode is a chill little flashback to the original mystery twins and i can die happy



what she says: i’m fine

what she means: did you see mabel’s frown at the end? is she thinking shes the bad twin now? does she think shes stupid cause of dipper’s joke? like is this the start of their downward spiral i dont think i can take my two cinnamon buns growing apart and getting mad at each other this is a disney cartoon why the fuck am i crying over two 12 year olds now when will alex hirsch end the suffering

Progress Three


“Kiara baby, please stop crying. You bout to give yourself a heart attack and it aint even that serious”, I sighed for the 100th time today as I tried to calm my emotional ass wife down.

“Not serious? NOT SERIOUS!, Shut up Chris, just shut up before I slap some sense into you”, She yelled before crying even harder as I just stood there biting my lip in amusement, trying not to let my bubbling laughter escape.

“Mommy why you crying? Daddy being mean?”, Cash asked in a sad tone as he came out of know where and rested his head on her leg while hugging her. Rolling my eyes at the attention she was getting, I shook my head and stood up hastily so I could get out of there before my 6 year old twins cuss me out for ‘making mommy upset’.

Jogging up the stairs, I made my way to Romeo’s closed door and busted in only to kind King and Kendall laid out on his bed. Rome on the other hand had his suitcase at the end of bed while he continued to place clothing items in it, “You still packing bra?”, I muttered as I kicked my jordans off and got on his bed, laying out my body causing both of young kids to come and sit on me.

“Y’all in here making yourselves comfortable and shit and ain’t even wanna offer help”, He muttered while shaking his head while I just chuckled and shrugged my shoulders.

“You excited bra? Growing up so quickly and shit”, I cheesed as I poked his arm a few times with my foot causing him to swat it away as he mugged me, “You sounding all emotionall and shit, dont be getting soft on me”, He chuckled which instantly wiped my grin off and instead reached for the pillow and threw it at his head.

“Daddy! I was using that!”, Kendall exclaimed as she pouted and pushed my head a little so she could rest her head on my pillow, “Sorry babygirl”, I chuckled as I wrapped my arm around her small body.

“Wheres mom, I need help. Packing is hard as shit”, Rome muttered as his neatly packing didn’t last and soon began just tossing his clothes inside his suitcase.

“She crying downstairs”, I laughed causing Romeo’s head to snap up as sighed and shook his head at his mother’s antics, “Still? Man Im movin 15 minutes away, she acting like I moving to the other side of the country”, He chuckled as he pulled out his phone and started dialing a number.

“Try telling her that nigga, she been cussing me out everytime I try to say somthing”, I shrugged as I watched him literally call up his moms to ask her to come up stairs. Shaking my head I wrapped my other arm around a quiet King and pulled him onto my chest so his attention was on me and not the TV he was just watching.

“Daddd”, He sighed as he tried to turn back around but I wasnt having any of that shit, “You gonna try and leave yo old man like Rome?”, I frowned as I tickled his sides causing him to instantly shake his head as he laughed and wiggled out of my embrace, “No daddy I stay with you”, He laughed as he laid back down beside me.

“Me too daddy, I stay here with you too”, Kendall giggled as she jumped on my chest while I just chuckled and shook my head, “Like you had a choice little one, you aint ever leaving”, I laughed along side Rome as she sent me a confused expression before turning her attention to the door.

Red eyes and pouty lips, my wife sluggish made her way into the room with Cash and Cyson on each side as if standing guard. Soon as they both spotted me their expressions turned to mugs as if I was the enemy, “Y’all better fix yo faces before I do it for you”, I muttered as I pointed at them .

“Ma why you still crying”, Romeo sighed before chuckling and walking into Kiaras arms as she waited for a hug, “Cause my son is going off into the world and I cant protect you anymore”, She mumbled as she pulled away a little and kissed his forehead.

Although I had been teasing her for being dramatic, she was right. Even though Romeo wasn’t our blood son it didn’t make him any less to us and to have him go off to college was not only a big deal for him but a big for us.

Thankfully it wasn’t even too far where he was attending. Although Rome was scouted out by a number of college basketball teams across the country, he chose the closest one to home because just like us he didn’t like the idea of being too far away.

“Ma, you tiny as hell you, who you think you protecting? If anything its us protecting you”, Romeo laughed as he pulled away and made his way back to this suit case and looked at her for some help.

“He a grown ass man anyways he dont need no protecting”, I included which only seemed to get a mug from not only Kiara but the twins as well, “Ight one more time little niggas and I swear to god Im gonna whoop your asses!”, I rasied my voice causing everyone to jump while the twins hid behind Kiaras legs.

Kendall on the other hand started to pat my head as she tried to calm me down which seemed to work as I began chuckling at how cute she was, “Why cant they all be like my princess?”, I asked while wrapping my arms around her tiny body and planting kisses all over her face as she laughed.

“Cause Im your only princess, daddy”, She giggled as she hugged my body while I sat up right, on Romes bed, “Naaaa, Candice is his princess too”, Cash smirked as he stuck his tongue out at his little sister while trying to climb on the bed.

Lifting my foot, I used it to give his arms a little push causing him to slip back off the bed and onto the floor, “Little demon ass kid”, I muttered as Kendall laughed while Kiara just frowned while bending down and picking Cash up and placing him on the bed.

“You know what, you’re lucky to be getting out of this crazy house hold”, Kiara chuckled to Rome while she began to pack his suitcase properly for him, “While yall in my room for anyways?”, He asked just as Jesse bust through the door while holding a plate of food and stuffing his face.

“Whats up niggas?!”, He beamed with a mouth full of food causing me to laugh under my breath, “Come hang out ninja!”, Cy yelled as he jumped on the bed and patted a spot for Jesse causing Romeo to groan as he took a seat on his chair.

Id most likely never admit it out loud but I loved the fact that Jesse practically lived here. No one would ever understand the bond I had with that nigga and just having him here always put my mind at ease. Not only that but Jesse was my best friend and I ALWAYS had a good time with him so it was good that he was here 95% of the time.

“Whats going on in here?”, J asked with once again a mouth full of food. Before I could reply, Cash beat me too it and even stood up on the bed as he began to speak, “Rome is leaving but cant even pack his bags, Mommy is being crying baby while helping, daddy is grumpy ninja like always, Kendall isnt the only princess, Cy is crazy and I forget King was even in here”, He announced as we all sat there mouths hanging open and mugs on our faces.

“I am not a crying baby”, Kiara huffed before shaking her head as she laughed, “Little shit”, She mumbled under her breath while I debated getting up and beating his attitude having ass.

“Yea he 100% your kid”, Jesse laughed obxiously before taking a break so he could shove another spoon of food in his mouth, “How much trouble am I gonna get in if I whoop his ass?”, Rome asked as he narrowed his eyes a Cash who was still standing on the bed with a cocky look on his face.

“The fuck did I ever do to deserve this?”, I muttered as King stood up beside me and crash tackled Cash on the bed. Letting out a yell, the boys began wrestling around as Jesse placed his plate on the dresser and pulled out his wallet.

“500 on King”, He announced as he pulled a few benjamins out and slapped it on top of one of the suitcases, “Fuck 500, but I will put 200 on Cash”, Rome beamed before shrugging his shoulders at his mother who was now death staring us.

Walking over she snatched the money off the suitcase just as I enter my bid and placed a grand on top of the already growing money, “I honestly do not understand what goes through your minds sometimes”, She sighed dramatically as she stuffed the money in her bra, before pulling Cash off King.

“And the next time you two want to act like a bunch of animals you can sit outside in the dark like animals”, She warned the boys sternly as she sat Cash on his feet.

“How you gonna rob us of our money tho?”, I asked as I kissed Kendalls head and go off the bed, making my way over to where she returned to packing Rome’s last suitcase.

“Foreal Ki, You gonna play me like that?”, Jesse exclaimed as I stood behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist while resting my chin on her shoulder, “Serves yo ass right for betting on my sons, nigga”, She muttered the last part lowly as we all began laughing at her cute self.

Ever so slowly I moved my hand from her waist and made its way up to perfect breasts that I loved so much. Without any warning I shoved my hand in her left cup and retrieved the money, not without getting a handful of boob though, “Hey hey, back up light bright”, She said as she slapped my hand away causing our kids to all start laughing.

“You light bright daddy”, Kendall giggled as my grin turned into a frown at the new nick name I knew my kids were going to use. Shaking my head, I handed the 1700 dollars to Rome who happily accepted just as baby cries filled the monitor that Kiara had brought in, “Alright, everyone up and start getting ready for your showers we got dinner in a few hours”, Kiara announced as she clapped her hands causing everyone to groan.

“Dont be groaning, you little shits. Do what yo mom says”, I muttered as everyone started filing out of the room, except King who insisted I carry him out, “You spoilt as hell”, I told him as I picked him up and wrapped my arm around Kiaras shoulder.

“No! You spoilt!”, King yelled back before tilting his head and breaking out in laughter like the hyped little kid he is, “Yea you tell him King”, Kiara giggled beside me as she high fived him. 

“You crazy? If there is one person in this household who is spoilt, it is yo ass”, I chuckled as I leant down and pecked her lips before she could say anything back. 

Kiara, headed off to our youngest twins bedroom while I took King to our bedroom so I could shower little man. Truth me told, King was my little nigga. Cy and Cash may have my hard personality but King was my twin, he didn’t inherit any of his looks for his mom.

Not only that but he was daddies boy while Cy and Cash were mommies boys. This nigga stayed glued to my hip and I could say I didnt mind because on the real King was by far the funniest kid I had ever come across. He wasn’t intentionally funny, it was the shit he did that made him fun , as well as the fact that he was hype 24/7.

“Bath time?”, He asked curiously as I carried him over my shoulder and kicked the bathroom door open, “Yea little homie, you gonna be a good boy and have a bath for mommy”, I told him as I sat him on the basin and pulled his shirt over his head.

“Chris! Can you bath Cameron at the same time?”, Kiara yelled from in the bedroom before appearing in the doorway while cradling my now 10 month old son .

“Yea baby, can you just get him undressed?”, I mumbled as I took my own shirt off as I knew I was about to end up wet, while bathing them both. Next I helped King out of his shorts and nappy and let him run around the bedroom naked while I turned the water on and waited for it to fill up.

While the bath filled up I made my way back into the main bedroom only to find King jumping up and down on the bed butt naked just as Kiara lifted up a naked Cameron, “Man too many naked kids around here”, I shook my head before frowning at King, “Nigga stop swinging that around”, I mugged as Kiara started laughing and shaking her head.

“Whats so funny?”, I glared as she continued to laugh hard while rocking Cameron, “I just could of sworn I said the same thing to you last night”, She chuckled before winking and walking towards the bathroom. Smirking at the memories of last night, I mentally calculated the time we had left before we had to leave and grinned wide when I realised I had at least a half an hour in there somewhere for some sex with my wife.

“Shit, King! Come on nigga lets go, we aint got much time and daddy got some place he needs to be in”, I told King who stopped bouncing and looked at me curiously. Shaking my head, I picked him up by the waist and ran towards the bathroom so I could get this over with.

One by one, I washed Cameron, King and Candice while Kiara went over to the kids bathroom and washed Kendall, Cyson and Cassius. Shit took longer than expected but once we had washed them all and dressed them in some swagged out shit we let them all run and do their own thing.

“Dinners in a hour, no one get their clothes dirty, understand?”, Kiara told them sternly as they all nodded and made their way to the Tv rooms and bedrooms so they could do whatever the fuck kids do .

“Man having a shit load of kids is hard work”, I grumbled as I placed my hands on Kiaras hips and followed her back into our bedroom, not without making sure I locked the door.

“And your ass wants more”, She laughed softly while shaking her head and pulling her shirt off over her head, revealing her pink laced bra, “Well damn, when my wife be looking this good who wouldn’t want to have as many kids as they possibly can with her?”, I smirked as I licked over my lips and felt my dick getting harder by the second.

Noticing the huskiness in my voice, Kiara looked over her shoulder with a raised eyebrow before a grin slowly formed across her face, “We dont have time”, She said sternly although the cheekiness in her expression never left.

“We got more than enough time”, I told her as I stepped closer and trapped her between my body and large dresser beside our bed, “Chrisss”, She whispered as my hands roamed her sides while my lips pressed her weak spot of her neck.

Pulling her body closer into mine, a low moan escaped her lips as my erect manhood pressed firmly against the curve of her round ass, “Baby we dont have time”, She lowly tried to reason as I slipped my hands inside the edges of her thong and ripped it off in an instant.

Not wanting to go another second without being inside her, I wrapped one arm around her waist and used the other to pull my sweats down, not even bothering to take them off fully.

Though it wasnt need, I spat on my fingers and brought them round so I could rub them up and down her wet opening while closing my eyes and enjoying the feel of my wifes wet pussy. Lifting her hands up, she rested her palms on the dresser firmly and arched her back so that her ass was sticking up in the air. Taking the invitation, I rested my face in the side of her neck, while grabbing my dick with my other hand and slapping it against her centre a few times.

Moaning lowly at the feel, I bit down on her neck just as I rammed my entire length inside her, causing her to yell out and moan while a satisfying groan left my lips, “Oh god Chris”, Kiara cried out as I pulled out completely and re entered just as hard and fast as last time. 

Removing my arm from around her waist, I brought it up and cuffed her breast tight, while using my other hand to grip her ass cheek as I began to fuck her deep and hard from behind.

“Deeper baby”, She moaned lowly while gripping onto the dresser tight and pushing back to meet my thrusts, causing me to go deeper as possible. Groaning lowly at how good it felt to be inside her, I sent a hard slap to ass just as a hard bang came on the door.

“Shit”, I muttered as I continued to fuck Kiara hoping that whoever it was would go away, “Chrisss, stop”, Kiara breathed out as more bangs could be heard, “Hell no baby”, I grumbled before looking over my shoulder, back towards the door, “WE BUSY!”, I yelled out and grunt soon after.

“Mommy!! Mommy!!”, I heard Kendall scream causing us both to groan as I slowed my thrusts done, “Mommies busy, what you want?”, I yelled again as Kiara tried to push off the dresser but I held her down as I wasnt about to finish this yet.

“Daddy, I want mommy! Please daddy”, Kendall cried as she continued to bang on the door, “Chris can you pull out of me so I can go see my daughter”, She chuckled as I groaned while I pulled out her. Kiara on the other hand thought it was hilarious and laughed as she  ran and got a towel for the both of us.

Once covered Kiara opened the bedroom door and in ran Kendall, with tears down her face, “What’s wrong princess?”, Kiara asked her as she picked her up and wiped her cheeks, “I just wanted a hug mommy”, She mumbled softly as another groan left my lips while shaking my head.

“You serious little girl? Mommy and daddy are busy okay? Daddy needs some love and attention too, it aint all about you and yo brothers so Imma need you take yo little ass and watch TV in your room until we done”, I rambled on as Kiaras eyes got wide and Kendalls began to water again, “And Ill get you rainbow ice cream?”, I quickly added with a cheesy smile which turned her frown into a big grin.

“Okay daddy, Mommy look after daddy okay”, She told Kiara sternly before kissing her cheek and once she was on her feet ran out the room, “What the hell Christopher?!”, Kiara finally exclaimed as I just shrugged my shoulders and walked over to the door so I could re close and lock it.

“Dont look at me like that baby, Im horny okay?!”, I huffed as she stood there with her arms folded across her chest which plumped up her boobs, “Chris when are you going to learn to have a filter around our kids”, She chuckled before sighing and making her way over to me.

“Shut up and let yo man love you”, I muttered on her lips as she wrapped her arms around my neck and wrapped her legs around my waist, “Don’t tell me to shut up, asshole”, She muttered back before biting down on my bottom lip.

Chuckling, I walked us towards the bathroom and didnt waste a second as I pulled our towels off, “I love you”, She whispered softly as I turned the water on while holding onto her with the other.

“Mmm I love you too mama”, I muttered as I grabbed a hold of her ass, pushed her up against the wall and finished off what we had started. 


“Daddy Im hungry”, Cyson cried out for what seemed like the 100th time in the past hour. The whole family currently sat in the lounge room, all looking cleaned and groomed as we had to head out to Romeos graduation dinner tonight.

We had all been ready for the past 20 minutes and we were now sitting down impatiently as we waited for Kiara to finish getting ready. I couldn’t even say anything to her because it was my own fault for making her run late, “I know little man, yo mom is almost done”, I sighed just as my own stomach rumbled in hunger.

“Can I have a sandwich, my belly hurts”, Kendall pouted as she walked over and stood in between my legs. I couldn’t help but grin at how adorable she was looking“You looking just like yo mama these days”, I muttered as I ignored her question and sighed at the thought of her looking like Kiara.

The thought of my daughters beauty and the bitch niggas who were going to get at her when she was older always seemed to put me in a bad mood. Kendall on the other hand started beaming at the compliment and even went the extra mile of giving me a little spin.

“Senior Brown, were the keys for the car?”, Marias loud ass spanish accent could be heard as she stepped out of the elevator pushing the baby twins in a stroller, “How many time I gotta tell you to stop calling me that, makes me sound old as shit”, I grumbled as I reached in my pocket and handed her the keys to the SUV.

“You are old as shit”, I heard one of the kids mumble. Narrowing my eyes, I turned my head and glared as they landed on Cassius who was pretending to watch TV, “Bring yo ass here”, I said sternly causing him to look over with wide eyes, knowing that he was about to get it.

Keeping his head down, he sluggishly slid off the couch and made his way over to the one seated couch I was currently sitting on. Not stopping until he was in front of me, Cash kept his eyes on the ground knowing better than to piss me off even more than he had. Leaning forward in the couch, I tapped the side of his thigh so he could look up.

“You been getting real reckless with that mouth of yours kid. I suggest you watch how you speak to me cause I aint playing no more, you understand me?”, I warned him as sternly as possible, causing him to sniffle as he nodded his head while his eyes watered.

“I said do you understand?”, I asked again this time a little louder and rougher, “Yes daddy”, He mumbled as his lip trembled. Satisfied I nodded my head and sat back only to eye out Cyson and King grinning like fools at there brother, “Hey! Same shit goes for the both of you. One more time you get reckless, out of pocket, disrespectful, especially in front of your mom, I swear to god I’m gonna whoop yo ass till you can sit down”, I gritted out as I pointed at them causing them both to stop grinning instantly and instead nodd.

Trying to get on my good books, Cash casually hung around where I was sitting trying to subtly crawl on it so he could sit next to me, but instead of giving in I didn’t pay him any mind as it was about time I taught his rude ass a lesson.

“Yo dad, we gotta get going”, Rome yelled as he made his way into the lounge room and looked around at everyone who was lounging around, “Bra who you telling, go tell yo mom to hurry her ass up”, I shrugged as I pulled my phone out and started replying to all my msgs.

“MOM! WE LATE, WE GONNA LEAVE WITHOUT YOU!”, Rome yelled out from the top of his lungs causing me to cringe then mug his loud ass, “Really nigga?”, I asked with a raised eyebrow causing him to laugh as he shrugged.

“Im coming, Im coming. I swear you all are impatient as hell”, We heard Kiara muttered from the top of the stairs followed by the sound of her heels coming down them. Standing up, the kids followed suit and we walked out to the lounge room and towards the foyer where the stairs ended.

“Okay babies, Mama’s ready”, Kiara beamed as she reached the bottom stair and looked around with a massive grin at everyones dinner clothes, “Aww you all look so amazing”, She gushed as she began kissing everyones head before stopping near me.

“You look so pretty mommy”, Kendall beamed as she held her moms hand and spun her around so we could all get a 360 view of Kiaras outfit , “Thank you sweetheart, you look so pretty too”, She told her causing Kenny to cheese.

“So pretty mama”, Cy agreed, as he hugged her legs followed by Cash and King who all wrapped themselves around her, “Ight, ight back up little ones, its yo pop’s turn”, I finally cut in, feeling a little jealous that they all got to have a bit of her while I was left with none.

“You look beautiful baby”, I muttered as I pecked her lips a few times which of course caused them all to start groaning in disgust. Pulling away as she chuckled as used her thumb to wipe the gloss from my bottom lip, “And you looking handsome my husband”, She winked as she nodded towards the door.

Maria stood outside beside the car as she finished loading the twins, “Thank you mama”, Ki told her as she kissed her cheek and watched her go inside and lock the door, I on the other hand loaded the rest of the kids into the SUV, while Rome decided to take his own car due to the fact that he wanted to go out after.

Tonight was a graduation dinner for all the senior students and their parents. Being that this year had been the most successful grade the private school had ever had, they wanted to do something a little special and honor all the kids who had exceeded in the school. Thanks to Rome getting a full ride scholarship he was one of the kids being honored.

“Okay babies, please promise mommy that you will be on your best behaviour tonight? Tonight is for Romeo and we all have to be happy and supportive of him, okay?”, Kiara said to the kids once we hit the road.

Receiving a bunch of responses that was promises to be good, Kiara turned around with satisfaction and placed her hand on mine as I held onto the gear stick.

“You okay?”, I chuckled as I looked over and watched her practise her breathing while her grip on my hand got tighter, “Im just trying not to cry”, She whispered as she looked over causing me to be torn between laughing and literally grabbing her face and kissing the shit out of her, due to how fucking adorable she was.

“Are you pregnant again?”, I blurted out instead, sending her to let go of my hand instantly and turn her body so she was looking at me wide eyed, “Are you saying I look fat in this dress”, She accused as she glared at me.

“What ! No baby, I’m saying cause you been hella emotional, thats all”, I chuckled as I shook my head. If anything babygirl, looked good as fuck in that skin tight dress and all I’ve been thinking about since she’d come down the stairs, was ripping it off and getting up inside her.

“Ohhh”, She sighed out in relief before chucking and replacing her hand on mine, “My bad, but to answer that, no Im not pregnant and Im just emotional because I feel like we’ve come a long way with Rome. Ever since I found him on the side of the road all Ive wanted to do is keep him in my arms and protect him from every and anything”, She sighed as she explained why she was having difficulty about Romeo going to college and moving out.

“I get what you saying baby girl, but when we adopted him Rome was just a little kid, he needed us back then to protect him. Now his a grown kid, his made something of himself, he ain’t that same kid we found all those years ago. Its time to let him go out in the world and be a man”, I told her while lacing my finger with hers .

Sighing, she nodded her head as she wiped the corner of her eyes, “You’re right simba, I need to let him go”, She smiled softly as she lifted up our interlaced hands and kissed mine.

It wasn’t until another 20 minutes later until we got to the four seasons hotel that was hosting the grad dinner in the ballroom. The kids and I were all starving and all I wanted to do was eat, clap for my son’s accomplishment and then get out of there.

Once I had all the kids out, I handed the keys to the valet and avoided the number of paparazzi that got wind that Kiara and I would be here tonight, between Kiara’s high fashion line and our billionaire status, being in the public eye and media was something that came with the territory.

Keeping the kids close, Kiara linked her arm with mine as I pushed the stroller and led my family towards the main hall where the dinner was taking place. Principle Jones was the first we spotted as he stood outside the hall doors and greeted everyone walking in, “Mr and Mrs Brown, pleasure as always”, He beamed as he held out his hand for a handshake.

Complying only cause Kiara would have my nuts if I didn’t, I shook his hand and waited for his assistant to search her list and give us our table , “Up the front, table 2”, She grinned as her eyes roamed all our kids with amazement.

“Thank you”, Kiara smiled as she held onto Kendalls hand and waited for me to start walking, “This gonna be a long night”, I muttered in her ear as we entered the decorated ballroom and looked around at all the people and conversations taking place.

“Daddy, Romes over there!”, Cash yelled as he pointed towards the front tables where Romeo was standing around and speak to his boys and some girls, “Ight lets go”, I muttered in an un enthusiastic tone as I began pushing the stroller towards the table that we had been seated at.

As always the attention seemed to be put on us, though due to being so use to it we ignored the curious and excited stares and continued our walk until we got to our table, “Pops! the hell took y’all so long to get here?”, Rome chuckled as he came around and picked up Kendall and kissed her cheek.

“Bra the better question is how fast were you driving?”, I asked with a raised eyebrow as Kiara took Candice out of the stroller and sat her in one of the high chairs that they had provided before helping the boys into their seats, “I was going the limit, you just slow as hell”, Rome chuckled as he took the seat next to his mom and kissed her cheek.

“Hey sweetheart, are you excited?”, Kiara asked as I sat beside Rome and watched as Cash slid out of his chair and walked around towards me, “Wassup?”, I asked him as I pushed my chair back so I could face him.

“Can I sit in your lap daddy?”, He mumbled as he played with his fingers and looked down at his feet. Shaking my head in amusement, I picked him up and sat him on my lap before leaning down and kissed his cheek a few times. I knew he was still down about be yelling at him earlier but it needed to be done, “You gonna be a good boy from now on?”, I asked him lowly as I ruffled his light brown curls.

“Yes, I promise dad”, He nodded as he turned in my lap and looked up with a grin, “Good, cause daddy ain’t like it when you being disrespectful ight”, I muttered as I fixed his shirt and kissed the top of his head.

Our attention immediately turned to the waitress who had just sat a bowl or small freshly baked bread rolls that smelled hella good, “Oh god, you all look like savages right now”, Kiara groaned as she shook her head in amusement and pulled the bowl towards her.

Without us even having to ask, she began buttering them up and handing them out to our hungry kids before she finally got to the last one and handed it to me, “What about you baby?”, I asked as my mouth watered at the sight of the bread roll in my hand.

“Oh please stop trying to be a gentlemen and eat the roll before you start drooling Chris”, She chuckled as placed Candice’s blinky in her mouth and checked Cameron who was still sleeping in the stoller. Eating half, I waited till she turned back before I brought the rest up to her lips and sent her a wink. Laughing as she opened her mouth, I feed my wife until we were done and sat back as people started to come up and greet us.

Though it had been many years, Kiara was still shy as hell. You’d think after all the media attention, press releases and her fashion line that should be a little more comfortable but it was far from that. So as always, I took the lead while Kiara just smiles and says hi before occupying herself with the kids.

Exhausted with all the greetings and pleasantries I had just endured for the past half an hour, I was happy to hear that the first course of the meal was being served. Our table catered for my entire family as well as coach, wife, the two assistant coaches and their wives. 

“You two really have the most beautiful family. They are so well behaved”, Mary, who was coaches wife complimented causing both Kiara and I too grin. If only she knew that our kids were anything but well behaved and that the only reason that they weren’t causing havoc right now was because of the talk Kiara had with them in the car. One thing I had to give my kids was that they hated to disappoint their mom.

“Thank you, I think they’re just too occupied with their food for them to be acting out”, Kiara chuckled as she continued to feed King who was now sitting on her lap.

“Tell me Chris, you guys done or you planning any more?”, Coach chuckled as I lifted my glass of whiskey and took a sip. “If i had it my way, Id have another 3 but you know its all up to the wife”, I chuckled as I looked over and winked at a blushing Kiara .

“3! Goodness, you both will never be bored !”, Mary laughed as he all nodded our head in agreement. We already never had a dull day at the Brown household. There was something always going on and it keep us both on our toes but no matter how naughty or bad or how much I wanna strangle them, I didnt have not one regret.

 I loved each and everyone one of my kids like crazy. I may not act like it but they’re my pride and joy and Id literally lay out and die for them. Not only that but the fact that they were not only a part of me but also a part of Kiara made them all that much more special to me.

“You okay baby? You just day dreaming over there”, Kiara whispered as she smiled and placed her hand on my thigh, “Yea baby, just thinking bout how lucky I am”, I muttered truthfully as I lent over and pecked her lips quickly.

Thankfully the main came soon after and my once savage children had filled their bellies up so much that they all lounge back in their chairs not speaking or moving as they were too exhausted to do anything.

Next dessert was served and as everyone devoured their ice cream, the principle decided it was the best time for honor awards, certificates and congratulations.

Though there were tons of clapping, speeches and praise, it wasn’t until they presented Romeo’s his award and congratulations, that everyone had given their full attention too. Once his name was called, our entire table stood up and clapped and cheered like crazy people but it didn’t matter how crazy we looked because that was our son and we were proud of him.

Surprising us all though, Principle Jones handed the mic to Rome and we all sat down and became quite as we awaited for his to say a speech that we had no idea that he was about to give.

The feel of a hand resting on my thigh, caused me to look down for a moment and see Kiara holding onto me as her eyes swelled with tears. Chuckling at the sight, I held her hand and moved my chair closer to her so she could rest her head on my arm while Cameron who was now awake was cradled in her arms.

“First off I would like to say a huge congratulations to the entire senior body of 2013. It was a long and tough year and I as a fellow classmate couldn’t be any more prouder than all of you guys”, Rome started off causing a round of cheers, whistles and claps to erupt in the room.

“I’d like to also thank all our teachers who have not only taught us but also prepared us for the next step in our lives. You all are truly appreciated. To my coach, I forever will be thankful for you. Thank you for believing in me, pushing me and supporting me throughout the years”,  He said as I patted coach on his back and lifted up my glass of whiskey to cheers.

“The assistant coaches and my team mates. Thank you for giving me the best experiences and memories any teenages could ask for. Not only that but the support I received from you all is without a doubt the best thing I could have ever hoped and asked for”, Rome said, this time hyping up the table that sat most of his boys and team mates.

“Last but most definitely not least, my family. A lot of people may not know this but 6 years ago God blessed me with two angels. Not only did they literally save me and nurse me back to health but they also took me in and adopted me as their own.”, He said just as Kiaras hold on my hand got tighter and without having to look I knew the tears had fallen.

“Chris and Kiara, I couldn’t have asked for any two more amazing parents than the both of you. I use to think I’d never be anything or make anything of myself and you both have given me not only opportunity but hope and now I just wanna make you both so proud of me”, He continued as Kiara let go of my hand and reached for her napkin so she can wipe her tears. 

“From day one you have both done nothing but support me, love me, protect me and care for me and I will forever be greatful of you both. Thank you for giving me a home, a family and 6 crazy but beautiful siblings. I love you mom and dad. Thank you”, He finished as he handed the mic to a tear eyed Principle and made his way over.

Standing up with the rest of the people in attendance, everyone cheered out and whistled as Romeo made his way, holding his certificate. Pulling him into a embrace, I hugged him tight before I kissed the top of his head, “Im so proud of you man. I love you kid”, I muttered as I tried to keep my emotions in check.

Pulling away, he grinned hard and I patted his shoulder and moved out of the way so he could hug his mom, “You gotta stop with this crying mom”, He laughed as he hugged her small body as everyone once again started up with their clapping as all their attention was on us.

“We are so lucky to have you”, Kiara told him once they pulled away so she could kiss him on the cheek, “Thanks ma, Im lucky to have all you guys too”, He grinned as he bent down and picked up Cyson and King so they could hug him.

Handing Cameron to me, Kiara picked up Candice from the high chair while I picked up and held Kendall in my other arm. Standing around I looked at my mini army of accomplishments and couldn’t help but grin. I didn’t know how I got so lucky with them all but for whatever reason God decided to bless me, I was thankful for.

people are saying “grunkle for grandpa isn’t confirmed, only stanswap is confirmed” but i dont see how one can be confirmed without the other ?

why would mr. and mrs. pines send their kids to a relative that they weren’t really sure how he was. if stanford (the author) was their grandfather, wouldn’t they say “you’re going to your grandpa stan for the summer”? i thought “well maybe mabel and dipper’s parents only think theres one stan, just like dipper and mabel did” but mr. pines had to have a father, so he must have been aware of his father and his father’s brother, stanford.

it’s kind of obvious that even when he was old enough to be working on the portal and the 3rd journal, stanford (the author) didn’t get a lot of attention from girls. in the page about the portal in code he wrote “maybe it will get girls to start talking to me”. i dont see how he could be the kid’s grandfather if he’s probably never gotten close enough to a girl to have sex, let alone a kid. 

meanwhile we at least see from stanley’s flashbacks/stories that he had carla. he’s made jokes about having a wife and kid. and while he may be an unreliable narrator, it’s more evidence than stanford has. 

i really think the whole “theres a third sibling who is the grandpa” idea is a big stretch. while we saw a TON of evidence to stan having a twin brother in season 1 and 2, there’s been nothing to suggest a third brother. to me, putting in a 3rd brother would be sloppy. it’d totally mess up the balance between the 2 generations and all the parallels they’re making.

 and they gave the author a character before they even introduced him, we got a feeling of his personality from the journals and when people talked about him. putting in a 3rd brother would be starting from scratch, and as such an important character as the kid’s grandfather, i think that’d be a mistake. we already know the kid’s grandfather, and imo it has to be stanley, the man we’ve been calling grunkle stan.

Okay so this is like my first official follow forever! I cannot believe that i have 1,000 followers! I know that some blogs have more, but I am just in shock that I made it this far! I am so blessed to have amazing followers who even consider my lame blog somewhat cool! So without futher ado lets get started! 

First I have to acknowledge all my internet friends that I have met through tumblr: 

Grace - Thank you for being my right hand. The cute cup of coffee on a gloomy day. Thank you for listening to me rant and for being there when I need it the most. You are truly one of my best friends and I cannot wait till the day that I get to hug you and tell you how beautiful you are in person. 

Katie - my twin, my first internet friend, I love you so much. Even though we dont talk as much, I love seeing your posts on my dash and your tweets on my tl. Ily soo much <3 

lovely-risk - i love you so much, you are always there when i need you and honestly your blog is goals so yaaa <3

5SOS - MY FAV MUTUAL! I still cannot believe that you guys even follow me on here, Lord only know what you have seen lol. I love you guys so fucking much and I wish that I could hug you every day and tell you just how much you mean to me. Okay just please dont do anything super bad on tour like die or something lol. Okay love you bye

Sam - thanks for being the only person in real life that i follow on tumblr  lol i love you so much <333

MUTUALS - (i love you all so much please never change thnx for being my friends <3)

5sos-official 5sosashton 5sosfamlovesyou 5sosw 5sosweet 666muke alldowntoash ashfuckboyirwin ashtonbangme ayeeeeeitskatie bangmelikey0urdrums bbyclifford boobchu bruisedtattoos calalalum calcasualty calentinesday calumemaybe calumslisp canadian-ninja-warrior chaseatiantic cremeclifford cupclifford cutielukes cutiexirwin dammit deliriouslylarry drawsrejects educashton eightcen ekreach emojilucas feministmichael fratboylucass hamburgerhood harryitt halseymusic hazlgraece hectichoods hemmingscrazy ifyoudcntknow illuminatiluke irwinkiss itsokaytobeodd justaboatharrys kxttenmikey lashtuns livingoncliches lovely-risk lrwin luauluke lucyfer-xx magnetification michaelclifflol michaelcliffordoffical michaelsbutt mikeyvibes mintirwin mtv1996 mtvzain nialilac nikistagram officialmashton paradisewithashton poeticreject properfringe punkrocklives radacalum royallukehemmings satanashton shadesocool simplypostingeverything sleepinghemmings smashirwin spaghettiluek surferluek sweaterpawsmxchael teenluke torilaree vincentvangothtbh weirdlucas whatisahemmo woahbrien yesdaddyashton 

QUEENS - (blogs that I want to be when I grow up)

18yearoldcalum 5aos 5secsofsumner 5sos-at-heart 5sosbangme 5sosmichael acoustic-cal anarchyaustralia andrewjarfield ashfuckwin ashtonirwns ashtralian asston awharrys ayehood baessists bangindabassist bestsnogever bigbootyhood blamecalum blamestyles blazeluke caluminatii calumnudes calumsleftnut celmmings cerealucas cliffocola comfortcal confusedirwin damnlucas dopelucas fakejackhemmings fiverejects friedcalumari fuck-cal fuzzyirwin guitarst heartbreakirwin irwintoxication itsmuke lilcraiic ohemmoh quirkycal sadaboutmichael smileylucas steakpanties stopitcalum stupidcal tinylucas toolucas topcal tragicthrills typicalhood vodkaclifford warpedlucas wowcalum 

BAE - (famous people that i love alot lol) 

taylorswift troyesivan tyleroakley lordemusic connorfranta se7enteenblack twentyonepilots ellendegeneres 

OK YAY!! Again, thanks so much to every single one of you that follow me I am so blessed and can’t imagine life without tumblr. I would be lost. So yeah, here’s to many more follow forevers!! 

to start things off, i just want to say a huge thank you to the most beautiful people in the world – you guys! you have made my experience on tumblr very meaningful, and even though i cant do much like photoshop or even opinions that well, i’ve somehow managed to snag over 400 followers. i love you all v v much, and this is your invitation to pls be my friend.

“you are the smell before rain.”

lameofrp -alli. aka my everything and the friendliest person ever. you are my bfffff, and i love u with all my heart. you’re one of the first people i became friends with on here & every time we talk you bring a big ol’ smile to my face!! you’re amazing and i’ve noticed ur kinda going through a rough time rn, but keep ur head up bc u are a flower in a dry desert. so many ppl love u, especially m E. thank u for being my friend and putting up w/ my bullshit and lame jokes all the time. i hope u never leave me bc ur actual perfection (even if u dont realize it) and i always look forward to talking to u. heart eyes at u.

palrph -my CUTE NOVEL! i think ur a very creative person and i love you w/ all my heart, i swear. i remember you were a HUGE tumblr crush of mine when i started (not on this blog…i used to have another rph/rpt blog nd i swear i would just stalk u all the time, back when u had emma watson as ur mascot for the first time) and i would just sit and pout and wish i could be ur friend. and now i am ur bob. life is a beautiful thing. i just wanna thank u for helping me that one day when life was tough on me and i was feelin’ sad, but u brought me right back up again. i appreciate everything u do. loves. also thank u for this fucking AMAZING graphic…fuq..its so sexi i think im gonna propose to it. i love u more than anything ok. 

assrps -o my cute ass. idk if u even check this blog anymore but ur my bud and i felt the need to write u a lil something anyway. i remember when u came over to my place the first time i started rping and i tried to hide it from u, and then u found out & i got all embarrassed. i wasn’t expecting u to be into it too but im glad you did otherwise we would’ve never had logan and andy, the ultimate brotp. i wont go on about dumb shit bc u know i love u, i cant wait to see 5sos w/u!!!!!!

creativekaitlyn -we’ve been through a lot and u havent been on this blog in forever last time i checked, which is good so i dont have to worry about u seeing this. i love u and im sorry for everything. i hope u find the best version of yourself this year & ill grow up!! thanks for being a p great rp partner.

anicelarps -my loNG LOST SISTER. we have so much in common it was too crazy. i dont think u check this blog anymore either bt ur my pal and i needed to include u in this anyway. we need to start talking again bc i miss my twin sister rip me </3

rooofrp - i’m p sure u hate me bt riley :-// ur one of the coolestcoolest people on here & funny as shit tbh. we havent talked in 28 years which sucks but hopefully ill get my ass on aim sometime soon and find the courage to message u. ily tho, dont forget that. ps. ur cute as balls.

“you are the blood in my veins.”

honestly this is everyone i have a crush on, or i find you constantly lighting up my dash. i dont have the courage to approach you & be ur friend, so this is the best i’ll ever be able to do. thank u so much for following me tho, it means the world. 

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