dont even tell me something isn't going on

anonymous asked:

Caretaker, I feel discouraged... I thought I might've seen a clear sign that someone likes me back, yet now it appears that it wasn't. I'm unsure if they could even like a person like me to begin with. I'd been trying to think positively, and tell myself that this isn't a repeat of my ex-crush, but was I wrong? How'd I know if this is doomed to be unreciprocated (or not)? I offer a bottle of spicy mustard, a mountain of crumpled post-its, and two unusually large pillbugs!

DONT PUT YOURSELF DOWN SO HARD IF YOU REALLY ARE THE HORROR YOU THINK YOU ARE GO FULL FORCE WITH IT DISFIGURE YOUR FACE AND KILL PEOPLE WHO TRY TO ENTER YOUR FOREST OR SOMETHING