dont even look at this post dont look at my shame

Between The Lines: Part 3

Notes: teasing, tension, swearing, smut. :)

feedback appreaciated, was kinda nervous about this one, but here it is! hope you enjoy it!

Oh and btw, song during the smut Reignite by Knox Brown.

Also, remember that sexy gif I posted earlier ;)

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anonymous asked:

It may make you angry, but I'm from Poland and I can't stand the fluffy-pinky-gay image of my country in Hetalia fandom. We're one of the most traditionalist country in the EU, a man would be probably beaten if he went outside in a fucking skirt. It sounds still ridiculous for me that two people of the same gender can marry, because it's illegal here.

Wow um, that doesn’t really make me angry i guess just?? a little taken off guard by this weirdly hostile ask out of nowhere lol. But here’s what I have to say:

I’m not sure how long you’ve been familiar with my blog or if u just decided to yell at a hetalian today and chose me at random, but I wouldn’t really classify myself as a fan of the “fluffy-pinky-gay image” of APH Poland either tbh. It actually makes me really upset when people just want to stereotype him as such based on the image that the fandom has dubbed for him, and instead overlook all of his history, struggles, triumphs, culture, and basically everything “Polish” about him. If you knew me you’d know I’m actually one of the most angry and disappointed people in the fandom at this because it constantly infuriates me with the way he gets categorized simply by the way hima drew him.

Idk there is so much to address in this ask I’m struggling to try and write this as eloquently as possible but forgive me i’m doing this at work so i may sound a lil jumbled. The deal is, it’s actually pretty problematic when people want to erase all that Feliks is and represents and just paint him up as “the gay character” or “transv****te cross-dresser” simply because he wore a skirt in a strip that made him fit that stereotype. There is so much potential to his character as far as depth and exploration goes that is often horribly skewed or ignored by other hetalians in favor of just reducing him down to “fabulous valley girl.” And to be quite honest its pretty ooc, but thats more of a different topic for another time.

Don’t get me wrong, I have a few qualms with hima myself and some of the problematic content that he’s decided to include in hetalia, but if you pay attention to Canon Feliks vs Fanon Feliks, you’ll notice alot of the “fluffy-pinky-gay image” has been forced onto him by young (lowkey homophobic) fans. The way Feliks acts in canon (if you take away the over-use of the “valley girl accent” that the translator chose to assign to him to match w/e Japanese dialect hima was trying to give him) you could actually interpret many things differently. By doing so, it’s much easier to see how strong, tough, charismatic, loyal, trusting, and deep he actually is. You see his strengths, his faults, his mistakes, his victories, his growth as a character, nation, and person over the years. You can see moments of happiness, sorrow, silliness, seriousness, moments of weakness, moments of power, moments of worry, moments of confidence, love, hate, regret, revenge, but above all…perseverance. So trust me, it makes me just as confused and angry when people want to ignore what a diverse -if not somewhat ironic/conflicting- character he is and instead change him around to fit what they want to see him as. I wish he was treated with more respect.

However

I understand how traditional the “real’ Poland is, believe me. I’ve been in this fandom for many years and you’re not the first “””real polish person”” I’ve seen get angry over aph poland. You’re not alone.

The thing about hetalia though, is that it is just an anime. All told through the views and thoughts of a japanese man. The story is intended to be a light comedy making fun of nationality stereotypes while simultaneously celebrating the history, culture, and people of each said nation. The intention, as I’ve also taken it (or choose to take it anyway), is to take the setup for these lovable, flawed characters, and kind of???? have fun with them per say…

People are free to interpret things, events, practices, and the characters themselves how they choose (generally speaking anyways). I think there’s nothing wrong with that as long as it’s respectful and not gross in anyway (again, another topic). So therefore, there’s nothing wrong with headcanoning Feliks as being gay. I understand how “the real poland” is set up and what their laws are (though I don’t claim to be an expert or openly discuss them as I am not polish nor do i live there, so i feel that is not my place) but there are so many other things to take into consideration before you come off as homophobic yourself.

One thing to consider, is how the same thing could be said for well over half the nations. To claim that a hetalia character “can’t be gay” because of politicians and a government party’s standpoint is pointless and irrelavent tbh. I’ve always felt it?? weird to try and tie a nation down to a specific time period or law when they’ve been around for literally centuries, and have witnessed and believed in all different type of social norms and morals and laws that evolve and change as time progresses. Its actually pretty closed-minded to expect thousand year old nations to buy into every single detail of present-day customs and viewpoints. Many of the more conservative viewpoints of many nations around the world are relatively new ideas as far as strict practice goes in comparison to the personified character themselves. Something that’s been an enforced idea for the last 50 years or so could just feel like a month or two to an immortal being lmao. But again, I believe most of it is up to interpretation.

I don’t want to speak for the lgbt in poland, or any polish lgbt throughout history as i don’t feel i have the right or enough adequate knowledge to do so, but a hetalia nation is supposed to be sympathetic to and feel the struggles and pain and happiness and glory of all their citizens. Regardless of what the political standpoint of the country is on (I personally believe nations choose not to align themselves with political parties in general as a conflict of interest would ensue) hima has stated time and again that the nations also have the ability to be their own person, and have their own views and standpoints on things that might not match the “majority” of the current political climate (ex. Germany himself was shown to be annoyed with and hated dealing with Adolf Hitler). So it’s not really fair to pretend like a nation has never-looked-at-the-same-gender allllll throughout history just like it’s silly to presume that all people are StraightTM until proven otherwise. 

Canon APH Poland, Feliks Łukasiewicz, the man who likes pink, the man who doesn’t care about gender norms or what kind of fabric he puts on his body because he’s old and has obtained a certain level of nation wisdom enough to know that not only is gender a construct and there’s nothing shameful about “””feminine clothing”””” (even though clothes are just pieces of fabric meant to cover your body and dont have genders lol), but has also seen all kinds or fashion and different types of clothing all throughout history and has worn frilly neck ties, jewelry, heels, makeup, and capes back when those were once considered to be “”masculine”” at that time period as well and remembers how fucking good he used to look in that shit and after all he’s been through knows that he has the right to rock w/e the fuck he wants, the man who historically, legally, culturally, and personally married to another man, the man who still remembers his childhood before he even heard of Christianity, the man who had one of the most tolerant and flourishing commonwealths in history, the man who has such strong ties to the romantic period and who, as a nation, is much more complicated than mortal humans could ever hope to understand……..is absolutely wonderful.

Now I’m sorry that lgbt representation and rights is lacking in Poland at the moment, as it is all over the world. Truly I am, and it makes me upset. I don’t know if you share those same homophobic and hateful views (your tone implies that you do), but the fight and struggle of the lgbt people is far to complicated and powerful to use as a playing chip on a silly Japanese cartoon, and i think basing a headcanon off of prejudice and hate like that is disrespectful to the nation, and to bringing that into a cartoon is disrespectful to the lgbt struggle as well and belittles it all tbh. But as i said before, that topic is best left for another day.

I’m sorry you felt so insulted by a cartoon character to come to my inbox about it, as if i have any control of what this fandom does to him, but I try to just look past all the forced, fanon garbage to see feliks for what he really is. A strong, tough, talented, complicated, fearless, resilient, yet still endlessly sarcastic, funny, mischievous person.

Do you not think that is a good tribute to the Polish people?

Accidental possession

     It all started on a normal winter day after school. It was my birthday and I got presents from my friends. All were pretty amazing and funny. But there was just one present that freaked me out. It was from my former friend that moved away from town few years ago. His name was Patrick and we stopped talking, because his parents divorced and we were too far away from each other. There was also another reason why we didnt talk. The day he left, he came to me a tried to kiss me. I dodged and then he started to cry. That was the exact moment when I saw him for the last time and the moment when I ran away.

      I left the box closed until next day when the party was over and all my friends were gone. I slowly opened the box. There was a letter, which I didnt want to read and a gold shiny stone. At first I thought it was just a pyrites, but it was something else. I examined the stone. Nothing special. I just felt a bit wierd. I let it be and went to do some housework and  house cleaning after the party. My parents were out-of-town, so there was no problem at all and I made sure, that they wouldnt find any evidence of a big party. They would have been pretty upset if they would find out that I tried weed last night. After all the cleaning, I went to bed a thought of Patrick. Such a shame that he moved away. At that time, he probably just figured out, that he was gay a thought the same of me. Shame that I was a shy guy and didnt respond. Maybe everything would have been different. 

      I woke up all sweaty and scared. I had horrible dreams, but I dont remember what they were about. All I know is that Patrick was in all of them. And was laughing in every one of them. I went to take a quick shower. I put on my clothes and went to get breakfast. I heard my brother opened his bedroom doors.

 “Could you take me to school? The bus is still not coming and I want to be there early”, I shouted out loud so he could hear me upstairs. “Five minutes!” was his answer. I ate my breakfast and waited for another ten minutes. Then he came out of nowhere. 

“Hey. Are you ready to go?” said my brother with a stupid grin on his face.

I had to admit, that he was hot. He didnt work out a lot, but he still looked cool. I always tried to make him to go to the gym with me, but he didnt wanted to listen to a chubby little brother. 

“Btw pretty cool photos. How many people was in the house? And do mum and dad know about all this?” he asked with my tablet in his hand and open gallery. His smile was even wider now. I was hoping that he didnt see all the photos. One of the last photos was of me and my classmate making out. It was just a dare task, but I cant say that I didnt enjoy it.

“Dont be a dick! Put that down! Its not yours.”

“Make me, little brother. Make me give it back to you and I wont tell mum and dad.”

I shot out my hand and grabbed his wrist. Sudennly everything turned black and I felt like I was about to vomit. I could feel I was holding something in my hand. I opened my eyes and saw that I was standing in a different direction than before. I sat down, because my head was pounding. I looked at the tablet. “Where is that stupid idiot?” was all i could think about. 

“Hey asshol…” my voice came out of my mouth, but it wasnt the voice that I was used to. It sounded more rough and was similar to my brothers. I ran straight to the nearest mirror. In the mirror was the reflection of my brother. I moved my head slightly and he did the same. I couldnt believe my eyes. I stared at myself for five minutes. Then I realised that I somehow possessed my brother and I started to see the good sight of it.  I stripped and immediately touched myself everywhere. My new cock was rock hard a wainting for me to jerk it off. Before I started I took out his phone a snapped a photo.

“Hell yeah! This is going to be a lot of fun!”

Part 2:  http://m2mbodyswappingandmore.tumblr.com/post/156185177836/accidental-possesion-part-2

Everyone Can See It - A Larry Love Inspired Moment and the Truth about Why So Many Larries Exist

My boyfriend and I have been dating for just a few months, but I can honestly say that we connect more deeply than I have with any other human being ever. 

Yesterday he opened my laptop and saw a picture of Harry and Louis fonding at each other on my dash. I’d already confessed my obsession with their love to him, so he knew who they were but had never seen a picture of them together until that moment. His exact words to me were:

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ANASTASIA: THE BIG ASS TEXT POST

because I am already so in love with this show (but it could be EVEN BETTER!!)

first a quick q&a

did you see the show? nope, i’m on the other side of the country.

so how did– downloaded the audio recording of the whole show. no, i can’t share it.

so who did you get it from? I AINT NO SNITCH

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Fat Acceptance Rant

I am so fucking sick of hearing about fat acceptance. I have the hugest rant prepared. First, I wanna start this rant off by saying I am entitled to my own opinion and nothing can change my opinion on this matter, so there’s no use trying to argue with me! I have been chubby ALMOST my whole life. I was skinny as a kid, mom would always brag to her friends about it! I ballooned up around 4th grade, I was still active then but I ate terribly and I had a really young mom that honestly didnt know what she was doing with herself let alone her child. I played basketball, ran track, played soccer, and did karate. 4 sports, I still gained weight because I ate like absolute shit. I remember when I was in 5th grade I was 5'4" and 135 and I wanted to be 120. My mom was so anti-fat, but so uneducated so she spent the next 6 years of my life calling me everyname under the book, physically abusing me because I kept gaining weight/was a snot/didn’t do my chores. I wont go into detail but I definitely have severe PTSD from the things she did to me. For example, she once poured dirty cat litter on me, then filmed me crying while telling me I sound like a whale in distress. I kept gaining weight of course, I stopped doing sports not because I didnt want to but because my mom got pregnant and someone had to take care of her. I was 14 when she had my little brother, but it looked as if I had had him with all the weight I had gained. In 8th grade, I was 5'8" 185 lbs. I was NOT happy, but food gave me an escape for a little bit and I truly did have an eating disorder. I binged at first, thousands of calories sometimes even tens of thousands. Mom would beat me for eating the food but I didnt stop, Mom kept calling me everything under the book. She gained 100 pounds after getting pregnant and lost it all within a year. She got depressed, and left my brother and I alone for sometimes months. I got into drugs and ended up dropping out of school and choosing to go to military school. I wanted to improve, for my brother- who I had gotten awfully close to all those years mom was out being crazy. In military school, mom finally had to take responsibility for her son and I was gone for 6 months, I did workout in military school but we were required heavy duty meals because they didn’t wanna get sued for underfeeding us. I gained muscle, yes, I was able to do 7 pull ups at the end of my time there but I was still 225 pounds, and not even close to being healthy. I am telling you all this about my past  because I see countless excuses in the fat acceptance tag. I gained all my weight back in high school, every year making a plan that this would be the year! I’m gonna lose the weight! I even got my best friend to lose 50 pounds but I stayed the same. I’ve used every excuse in the book. In the beginning of THIS year, I started discovering body acceptace/fat acceptance/etc I was into it at first, because I wanted to truly believe myself when I said “Wow, I wanna love my body teehhee (: My body is great!!!” It felt good, getting all that attention, at first. There were even some cute creepy guys that wanted to see my fat rolls and my big thighs. Finally I was getting love from people I never got when I was younger, via the internet. Then I started going on 4chan.. I found myself in the /fit/ section everyday. I ditched tumblr, I was obsessed. I saw Fat Hate Threads/Fat People Stories and I would binge while reading through them. Laughing at fat people, even though I was one. I kept thinking “man, I need to make a change this shit isnt healthy” but I would do something for a week and go back to my old ways. I finally found the subreddit that changed/SAVED my life. It’s called r/fatpeoplehate. You get banned for being fat, so I never dared post a comment or a link or argue or do anything but lurk. I had been on tumblr so long I was convinced every boy secretly loved fat girls so I didnt have to change, I just had to find me one that didn’t care about being in public with a fat girl. This subreddit opened my eyes, not only is fat acceptance BULLSHIT but so is being fat. They hate all fat people on that sub and they have the right to. I think all fit humans have a buried hate for fat people but they have been raised that it’s impolite to say something out loud about it. I believe they have every right. I am still fat as fuck, yes I have changed my lifestyle greatly but until I am fit I wont be talking about that because I’m not looking for someone to get their hopes up in me finally losing weight and getting healthy. I dont want anyone to be happy for me, I need more people around that won’t congratulate me when I lose weight I need more people around that will be like “OK but you shouldnt have let yourself get that bad in the first place, we aren’t here to give you a gold star youre literally just going from a gelatinous blob to a human being shut the hell up.” and I’ve found that in fatpeoplehate. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t love your body.. I’m saying love your body by making sure you are healthy. If your bmi is over 30 and you’re not a body builder or some sort of athlete you’re not healthy. I dont care what your excuses are being fat isnt healthy.. it will never be healthy. You are cutting 30 years off your life, you are creating health problems for your future everytime you preach about HAES. If you have kids, and you put your habits onto them youre creating a shortened life for them. I know what it’s like to be fat. I’ve been through all the excuses you’re giving the world. I have fat ass grandparents and a chubby family besides my mom, I still don’t blame being fat on genetics. I told you all about how my mom used to beat me for being fat, because I want you to know no matter how shitty your upbringing was, no matter WHAT happened to you as a kid or what’s happening to you now you dont need to eat your feelings or eat because of your PTSD or BPD or whatever disease you’ve diagnosed yourself with. What my mom did was wrong, but I dont blame my current weight on my past. I blame it on lack of discipline. I thought I had PCOS for the longest time, guess what? It turns out I’m just fat. Every excuse you’re using is wrong, you cannot be healthy at every size. If you are obese, or even overweight you need to improve your eating habits and exercise. You have one fucking life, look deep down inside yourself- do you really want to be fat forever? You can lie to yourself all you want but I know you dont want to be fat, I know you don’t really think all these amazing things about yourself. I know because I tried so hard to convince everyone I was cute. The constant narcissism in the fat acceptance tags.. People that truly believe they are beautiful and healthy do not have to scream about it every time someone tells them they are wrong. This was a really poorly written rant but I needed to get it out. Fat shaming and Fat hate saved my life and my future children’s lives. It seems wrong to promote hatred, but if you’re doing it for HEALTH reasons, I feel it’s justified. Obesity isnt attractive, our bodies aren’t meant to be that size and if your'e wondering why these people on the internet are so attracted to you but real life guys arent? It’s because fat girls/guys are never going to be seen as attractive. Even fat people with pretty faces (Adele, Queen Latifah) are seen as /pretty/ but would be seen as more attractive if they looked healthy. People on the internet calling you attractive are most definitely fetishists or people that are so desperate and alone they crave any sort of attention. That’s all I have to say/ Fat acceptance is wrong and you’re slowly killing yourself. No excuses, stop eating so much and start exercising more. If you have problems with your metabolism, exercise harder and eat even healthier. You will lose weight, you will be healthy. 

Alright SO i Have To Do This Again Huh?

OK. So i know everyone here knows about the break up between My baby Evan and the Mama Approved Sydney.
Everyone just wants to jump around and say “WOO YEAH!” right?
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Alright thats reasonable But only because you kept it to yourself.
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Oh yeah if i said that then i’d be lying now…LET ME SEE IF YOU GUYS LISTEN TO ME IF I WRITE IN ALL CAPS
OK SO SYDNEY AND EVAN BROKE UP oH MY GLOb LETS CELEBRATE!.nNOO

I DONT GIVE A CRAP WHAT YOU THINK IN YOUR HEAD
BUT WHEN YOU POST THINGS ON HER WEB PAGES AND STUFF MAKES THIS FANDOM LOOK INCREADIBLY STUPID AND LIKE A COUPLE OF KIDS

I SHIP H2OVANOSS AS MUCH AS THE OTHERS BUT I WOULD NEVER SPAM ANYONE ELSES STUFF TO GET THE FANDOM IN A WAY I WANT IT

I KNOW IF YOU GUYS WERE IN SYDNEYS PLACE INSTEAD AND YOU DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE FANDOM YOU’D BE DISGUSTED
ALSO MAKING VIDEOS AND CELEBRATING OVER A BREAK UP?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!!!!!!!
WHEN YOU HAVE A BREAK UP IT HURTS LIKE SHIT RIGHT?!
SO WHAT IN THE RIGHT FUCKING MIND MAKE YOU THINK ITS OK TO DO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE?!
EVAN,DELIRIOUS,AND SYDNEY ARE NOT TOYS OR SOMRTHING YOU OWN
NO THERE HUMAN BEINGS THAT LIVE A NORMAL LIFE
WE WILL NEVER HAVE H2OVANOSS HAPPEN WITH CONDITIONS LIKE THIS
AND IF H2OVANOSS IS THAT IMPORTENT TO YOU THAT IT MUST HAPPEN THEN I DONT WANT YOU IN THIS FANDOM MAKING IT LOOK BAD

TO HER DO YOU KNOW HOW UGLY AND CHILDISH WE LOOK?!
YEAH TOO MUCH

SO EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO APOLGISE TO SYDNEY VANOSS AND DELIRIOUS REBLOG THIS POST ON ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE US LOOK CLEAN AND NON SELFISH BECAUSE THATS OUR ONLY SHOT AT MAKING THIS RIGHT AGAIN


AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED OF THIS FANDOM
I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD GO THIS CRAZY TO HAVE SOMETHING GO THERE WAY OVER FICTION!

SO I HOPE NEVER TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN

I HOPE YOU BE A SHAMED OF YOURSELFS BECAUSE I AM.
REASON? WELL I BECAME PART OF A CHILDISH FANDOM

EVEN IF IT TAKES A FEW YEARS I WANT EVERY ONE TO Apologize TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM NOW


So Disappointed in this fandom
-PyroJamFox…

P.S: yes even im apologizing on behalf of those few who think they can own a human and make them do wait they want

okay so it’s nye for me today, so that means that it’s time for me to get emotional n share some of my lov for u guys !!! (even tho some of are u are,, already in 2017,,,,, uh) u guys seriously mean th world to me, and i’m just so grateful to have all of u in my life, whether we talk on a daily basis or if we barely speak at all,,, u angels are amazing and i lov u !!

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anonymous asked:

Hi. I dont want to be an asshole and Im sorry if I sound like one, since you seem to be a nice person. But I just read your twitter post about supporting each other in the fandom and it got me a bit.. frustrated. I never saw you reblog/support one other (unfamous)artist and I never understood why. Thats perfectly fine, since its your own choice. But that post..? It doesnt add up to that. People are supporting the shit out of you and you dont seem to give that back to them. Its really a shame. :/

Good evening! 

For this, I think I need to quickly clear something up before I give a reply (don’t worry, I am going to answer your question below!): with the tweets I made, I wasn’t talking about reblogging/exposure etc, I was talking about how artists communicate with each other and how you as the artist act towards people who do the same type of work. The point I tried to make was that if you’re an artist, in fandom especially, who comes across somebody whose art you admire, you shouldn’t see them as a threat, but as a source of motivation (there isn’t a reason why I made these tweets right now btw, nothing happened in particular, it’s just something I felt like talking about). 

I didn’t go into detail there, but with “supporting each other”, I was talking about directly communicating with other artists, as many people in fandom do. You ask others for advice, you share advice when asked etc, you share your experience with fellow artists so all of you can learn and grow, instead of being spiteful towards others.
Reblogging art is absolutely part of supporting others, but for the thread I made, that wasn’t what I meant, it was about another very specific part of being part of a fandom. I wasn’t very clear about that I, I should’ve clarified that somewhere.

But!! Your question still stands, and it’s a good question to which I can only give a half-decent answer I think? This is my art blog, where I post things I made myself, and that’s pretty much it. I only reblog gifts and replies to a post if somebody explicitly asks for my input. The reason for that is that I want to keep my things in a neat little spot so that if somebody is interested in looking for my work, they can easily find it. So reblogging other people’s art on this blog is not something I wanna do because, yeah, it’s my art blog.

I have thought about making a reblog-only-blog several times so I can share works I like with people, but I haven’t made one yet because I’ve been so horribly busy for the better part of a year now that I am completely not up to date with anything (I haven’t scrolled through my dashboard in months, I only ever see the first couple posts on my feed and that’s it). I’m aware that this probably isn’t a good reason, but I’m the type of person who feels completely blocked when a lot is going on in their life, and opening another blog and looking for things to reblog just wasn’t in the front row while I had so many things to keep in mind, I’m already struggling to keep the blogs I have active. I think this might be worth a shot though once I’m done with the projects I’m working on rn, for example, when I have time to sit back and take an hour or two to look through my dashboard and look at cool art. 

I do support other artists if it’s of any consolation, albeit through smaller things I suppose (I share what I know when I’m asked about it, I commission people for art and fics whenever I have the money for it, I try to explain what I’m doing during streams etc) , but there is absolutely more I can do, I completely agree with you there. I would need a separate blog for it though because, as I said earlier, this is my art blog. 

I hope this is somewhat understandable (my English starts to fail whenever I try to explain something in a long answer) and that I could answer your question! In short, I will set up a blog for reblogs etc once I have more free time.  

i hate seeing posts about like..bad or ugly makeup or whatever.. i dont usually do makeup since i never leave the house but whenever i do, u know like maybe i just wanna look a bit nice for an evening out or something idk, im just like ‘well i know what all my Smart Sexy Makeup Friends think about this look! lol :\

i dont have the means or energy to learn the Right Way™ to do it, with all the expensive brands and shit that i have zero familiarity with, so its basically a shame fest every time no matter what. u know it just feels like Proof that im still an inherently lesser being

bts at the grocery store

jin: k fam we’re here
jungkook: what the fuck did you bring all of us here for
jin: jungkook u can go ahead and stroll the fuck out of here i thought u were over ur period
jungkook: FUNY JOKE–
rapmon: JUNGKOOK STFU WE ARE HERE TO BUY FOOD NOT ARGUE
suga: welp while u guys argue like the trash u are im gonna go look for more swag *walks away*
jimin: rapmon hyung! i found some jams!! which would u prefer strawberry orange or grape–
rapmon: JIMIN I DONT CARE U STILL GOT NO JAMS
jimin: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jin: namjoon we lost them
rapmon: wat
jin: v and jhope…….we lost them
rapmon: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jimin: did u just cOpy me
rapmon: well to be correct you copied suga so ??????
jin: OKAY GUYS JUST SHUT UR LITTLE TRAPS AND GET WHAT WE CAME HERE FoR
v: GUYS GUSYGSUGYSYGUSY
jin: what the spontaneous hell
v: PLES I BEG OF YOU JUST LET ME BUY IT
jimin: wh–
rapmon: taehyung good fuking lord for the last time YOU CAN NOT BUY THE FUCKING BARBIE DOLL DREAM VACATION HOUSE NOW GO PUT THAT SHIT BACK
v: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jimin: WHAT TH E FUCK EVERYONE STOP
v: WHO ARE U TO SAY STOP ITS NOT EVEN UR LINE
jin: im thinking of retiring……*slides into random aisle*
jimin: i DONT FUCKING CARE U LITTLE 3 YEAR OLD
rapmon: UR BOTH FUCKING 3 YEAR OLDS NOW STFU AND GET STUFF WE ACTUALLY NEED
v: *walks away while pouting* i needed that dream house tho..,,,,,,,,,,,,,
jimin: *walks away still jamless* fukin noob,,,,,,,
jhope: namjoon pls just let me buy this its on sale
rapmon: Jung fucking Hoseok we are not here to buy DAMN MY LITTLE PONIES
jhope: bBUT we hAVE SOEMTHING IN COMMON PLES
rapmon: U ARE NOT A HORSE U ARE A MAN SO ACT UR AGE NOT UR SHOE SIZE
jhope: *throws mlp on the ground*
jhope: ………………..
jhope: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jungkook: jiNN IM HELPING!!! *brings stuff to cart*
jin: jungkook you cant buy FUCKING 15 MINUTE MAID APPLE JUICE BOXES GET OUT WITH THIS BULLSHIT
jungkook: ……….. :( *puts some juice boxes back*
jungkook:
jungkook: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jin: im going to go insane mother of christ
*an hour or four later*
rapmon: jin i fuking give up none of them are no where to be found lets just leave
jin: namjoon im not sure u realize how quickly we will be thrown right the fuck out of bighit
jimin: smh……….not like u even wanna be an idol anyway with ur acting college
jin: sweet fuckballs JIMIN IDK HOW MANY TIMES I NEED TO TELL YOU THOSE SUN GLASSES DONT DISGUISE U SO GTFO
rapmon: shots fired………….*begins to write this convo down for future cypher part 4 lyrics*
jin: NAMJOOn NOT U TOO DONT FALL INTO ThiS tEMPTATIon
suga: its too late….my aura of swag has contaminated u all into loving my swaggy intro lyrics
jungkook: LMAO 1-800-bITCH-U-THOUGHT
suga: lmao child of satan if u dont shut ur nasty trap right now i will not hesitate to shove this kiddie juice box right down ur throat
jungkook: FIGHT ME
jin: guys–
jhope: NAH NAH SINCE U ALL ARE BEING SO FUCKNG NOISY AS HELL WHY DONT WE FIGHT IM SICK OF THIS shIT
jungkook: jHOE YEAH THATS RIGHT U ARE A FUCKING HOE WITH UR LITLE MLP COLLECTION AT HOME SO U CAN FUCK RIGHT OUT OF THIS CONVO
jhope: u CUNT–
jin: hey do u guys mind if–
v: CAN U ALL STFU IM TRYING TO TEL THIS SLOW AF CASHIER TO GIVE ME A KPOP IDOL DISCOUNT ON THIS DREAM HOUSE
jungkook: UR SUCH A DAMN LOSER WHO THE HELL BUYS A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE??????????
v: UM THAT WOULD BE ME JUNGFUCKER SO FUCK OFF-
jin: Your mother has had enough.
bangtan:
jin: What the absolute honest spectacular hell is wrong with all of you? We can’t do anything, not even normal things like this because you guys are always acting like little kids……so thats why im retiring fuck u all bye *disappears in smoke as his cover of eomma plays in the bg*
jimin: well i can quite honestly say i have no clue what the fuck just happened
rapmon: u all pushed ur mother to ur limits………look what u’ve done
jungkook: *SOBBING HYSTERICALLY* mOATHER PLS i LOVE U
suga: see….my swag was too much for u all to handle……. only swag master suga can handle tht kind of level of sweg
v: yoongi we all know ur amount of swag is gone like the rapping skills u never had…..
suga: fight me u whore
security guard: excuse me boys we’re gonna have to ask u guys to leave…ur causing too much disruption here ya kno
jungkook: ur not my dad fuck of–
rapmon: YEPYEPEE OK NO PROB LETS LEAVE GUYs HAVE A NICE DAY BYE
bangtan: *walks out in shame*
*alarms go off*
v and jhope:
jimin and jungkook:
all 4 of them: …….FUCK *DASHES OUT LIKE TRACK STARS*
rapmon: and now they stole shit im done im disowning all of u goodnight boston

Ultimate Jeanmarco Playlist: Youtube Style

For Fubaraian;

Beneath the cut is  VERY LONG LIST OF JEANMARCO TRACKS. Because I was basically dared to and my motto is go big or go home imagine that in snk verse omg I’d be dead

Might edit it later but like seriously this is so organised I want this to get some attention ok

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anonymous asked:

Do you have a problem with Fat people? cause i think its kinda messed up if you do

Oh for Gods sake, See I knew if there’d be one or two people after I posted that to give me a bit of backlash 

NO I do not have a problem with Fat people at ALL. If you are happy in your own skin I’m the first person to tell you good on you, Be proud of that. What I just don’t like and I’ll say this without hesitation are the fat people who try to convince people who are training to be healthier that they are fine and should stick to eating pizza and donuts every day. IM NOT BULLSHITTING Either I’ve seen this COUNTLESS times in my life where a family member has been overweight or the friends are also overweight and they start shaming them like they should be in trouble or saying “Oh my god what happened to you, you used to look so much better when you were chunky, stop going to the gym you’re losing you’re cuteness” And dont try to tell me I’m wrong I’ve seen this shit so many times its not funny and it INFURIATES the Fuck out of me that someone is making a conscious effort with their diet and training to be healthy just to have it shut down like that. It happened to 3 of my clients and I had to push em like “You are who you choose to be, if you are happy with who you are I’ve done my job, but if ya want to feel a bit more active I’m here for you.

Again Like I said, if you are happy in your own skin. CONFIDENT, Well put together, and LIke yourself. Don’t change. I am genuinely happy for you but if it comes down to you saying “ya know what I want to be a healthier and lose a bit of weight” and peers start telling you don’t do that you don’t need to you’re fine the way you are then I have to quote a friend of mine 

“ I think most everyone has some issues with self confidence. How you see yourself when you look in the mirror is important, because what you’re seeing is /you/, the entire embodiment of what and who you are. I think everyone deserves to love what they see in the mirror. Some people accomplish that with no effort at all and some work their asses off for it, but no matter what their choice, they shouldn’t be belittled for it. I lost 40lbs in 2013 and it was upsetting that half of everyone who saw me told me “you looked better before.” or “you shouldn’t have lost weight, you were so cute.” You know why? Because it made /me/ happier. I not only was content with my look for the first time in my life and confident in it as well, but I also felt 100% healthier with my new lifestyle choices. I’m saying this now because I have decided to go further. I’m going to start working out again and I’m very excited to possibly reach my final goal. It won’t be easy, but it’s what I want. Please don’t misunderstand. I love my body, I don’t think I’m too big or anything like that, I like where I am now, however… I can also see my potential in my mind, and I’d like to make it my reality. I hope that everyone in my life will support me along my journey of health and fitness” ~ norikat

I agree with everything she said 110% 

and that post which I’ll take down since some people can’t take 2 FUCKIN words (true story) without feeling offended I was not even bashing the overweight person. I dont have a problem with people who are “overweight” and if you think I do over 2 petty words Get the fuck over it

anonymous asked:

i wanna thank you for your great posts on the obvious snl skit. it's really hard to find mature and informative conversation when a member of the group does something wrong. this isn't totally related but: i'm glad that some other people saw the skit kibum did last year as transmisogynistic because i felt like most people ignored it completely. :/ like i saw barely any comments about why it was wrong which i think is a problem in itself because discussion on transmisogyny is rare to begin with

ahh thank you ;; im glad you’ve liked my posts.

~content warning for cussing and discussion of transmisogyny ahead~

i think with jonghyun (as with many of our faves), there’s a tendency to think of him in black or white terms. either he’s perfect, or he’s garbage. a lot of people put jonghyun on a pedestal and act like he can’t fuck up, and that’s just…not true. and then when he does fuck up, people act like this suddenly means that he’s an irredeemably gross garbage heap.

while i think people have every right to be upset at jonghyun when he fucks up, and have every right to unstan him at any time for any reason, i’m disturbed by how some people take it to this extent where they talk like because jonghyun fucked up, if you still like him at all, if you still find him admirable in any way, if you still wanna be his fan, then you’re supporting him fucking up.

this just … isn’t true. and as often happens, people apply this standard in very inconsistent ways. as you mentioned, kibum’s eungyu skit on snl was very transmisogynistic, but i also didn’t see the same level of outcry, which i think speaks to how our fandom devalues trans women in general and doesn’t think it’s a big deal when transmisogynistic shit happens.

in fact, transmisogyny has been a recurring issue in shinee with all the various girlee skits. now, i love girlee with all my heart and soul, and i love shinee in pigtails and skirts, but girlee didn’t originate in a trans-affirming context, and the initial girlee skit (which all of shinee took part in), literally centered around how “weird” and “scary” trans women are, because they’re basically just “men in dresses” preying on girls. that’s a very old transmisogynistic trope that actively harms lots of trans women and transfeminine people, because cis people use it as justification for transmisogynistic violence.

so i’m really not okay, at all, with shinee taking part in that, even though you could argue that they acted out of ignorance, and their company made them do it, etc. and i think there’s also something to be said for how kibum in particular approaches the role of gwiboon, bc i think he embraces that role in a way that can’t simply be boiled down to “lol trans women are gross and scary.” but his individual portrayal doesn’t negate the fact that the concept itself is transmisogynistic, and that you’re supposed to find it Funny and Weird that shinee are in skirts.

a similar example is minho’s performance in the “boys day” cover of “something.” there’s a lot to love about his performance, especially the fact that he arguably took his dancing seriously and tried to make it look pretty, instead of playing it off for laughs, because “hahaha look how funny and ridiculous it is that im in a dress and heels.” minho looked confident and smiley and relaxed and his performance really was beautiful, and was a stark contrast to, say, suho, who looked really nervous and embarrassed by the entire thing. i think in many ways minho’s performance subverted a shitty concept. but it doesn’t make the concept of “lol boys in dresses amirite xD ” less shitty and transmisogynistic, and it also doesn’t mean it was good for him to participate.

i think when shinee participate in transmisogyny and other anti-trans shit, it should absolutely be called out. it’s not good, even if they’re acting out of ignorance, or their intentions aren’t to outright mock trans people. you dont have to conclude that shinee is doing this maliciously, or that you’re a bad person for stanning them. just be a responsible fan and acknowledge when they take part in fucked up harmful shit, and be understanding of fans who are upset or who unstan because they can’t deal anymore.

and if you’re upset with jonghyun or kibum or some other member of shinee for doing fucked up shit, that’s valid. if you want to unstan, that’s valid. but don’t tell other fans to unstan. that’s crossing a boundary.

the truth is that everyone fucks up. and i dont mean that in a dismissive “oh it’s no big deal, we all make mistakes” sort of way. i mean in the sense that we have all done really damaging hurtful shit to other people, and perpetuated oppression in various ways. and i dont think that anyone has to excuse anyone else fucking up. far from it. but i also think a standard of “if you fuck up, then anyone who loves you is a bad person” is a toxic standard, as well as a hypocritical one.

there’ve been so many times where i’ve gone on someone’s tumblr or twitter after they were saying that an idol was trash for something they had done, and that anyone who loved them was trash too, and almost inevitably i’d see a super problematic post from the same person, where they said something incredibly ableist or fat-shaming or queerphobic, or you name it, really. the double standard becomes apparent almost immediately. it’s like, when someone else fucks up, you feel justified in saying they’re trash, and no one should love them, but when you fuck up, it’s not that big of a deal.

which is not me saying that everyone should hate themselves and have no friends, just for consistency’s sake. that doesn’t help anyone, and it doesn’t undo harmful problematic shit. but i am saying that if you won’t apply a standard universally, maybe ask yourself why that is. i’m saying that you have the right to call people out and be mad at them and hate them and unstan them, if you want, but you don’t have the right to demand that everyone else unstan them, and you don’t have the right to try to shame and guilt people into unstanning by telling them they’re bad people if they don’t unstan.

loving someone who fucks up isn’t automatically an endorsement of those fuckups.

~thats all, folks~