dont eat my face

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Theirs was the love that was meant to be, but wasn’t meant to last.

pilawforhire  asked:

[Mun or muse, or both idk, if you want to (just a random ask, don't mind this.) 1) What's the weirdest thing you've ever had in your mouth? 2)What is your pointless life skill that you're unnecessarily proud of? 3) What's a single thing that could happen in your life right now, that would make your life better? 4) What's the most illegal thing you've ever done without getting caught? //pls feel free to skip over this :) have a good weekend]

1) What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever had in your mouth? 

“Nami’s cooking!” 

2)What is your pointless life skill that you’re unnecessarily proud of? 

“It’s not pointless but I’m pretty proud of how loud I can fart! Sometimes even louder than Ace’s!” 

He also has a little thing called his ‘meat senses’ which are more or less useless in battle but an odd talent none the less. 

3) What’s a single thing that could happen in your life right now, that would make your life better? 

“If I had some meat! If my older brother was alive!” 

4) What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done without getting caught?

Breaking into CP9 headquarters and kidnapping a prisoner from the government before kicking their leader’s ass and burning their flag.

Breaking into the world’s highest ranked prison and beating up a bunch of people before setting 99% of the prisoners free.  

General chaos made in the process of trying to save illegal infamous wanted pirate that happen to be his older brother and while he did fail, he did escape without being caught. 

Ah, this is hard!

“Promise you wont tell anyone right, Trafalguy!? One time, I licked all the spoons in Sanji’s kitchen to see if maybe any of them had any meat left.”