dont do this to your nails

how to get over someone

1. delete everything to do with them from your phone. EVERYTHING.

2. burn anything given to you.
(drawings, letters, clothes,etc.)

3. do NOT at all costs listen to those songs until you are completely over him. you know which ones im talking about.

4.work on yourself, get your nails done, workout, read books, take baths, treat yourself and better yourself as a person

5. flirt with others, be free you ARE single, dont take it for granted. rebounds are allowed/expected/necessary

6. If you do end up getting a boyfriend/girlfriend take things slow. don’t rush and don’t get attached too fast. its okay to take precaution but dont let it ruin your life.

7. LIVE YO LIFE LIKE THE HOT INTELLIGENT KIND SPUNKY PIECE OF ASS YOU ARE.

Hannibal is what happens when you take a step back, see where your show wants to go, and embrace it wholeheartedly. Sherlock is what happens when you see where your show wants to go, and you fight it tooth and nail until you tear it apart.
Sugar Baby Rules...

OK guys, I was cleaning up and found one of my old writing books from 2012 and here are some useful tips:

* BE CONFIDENT!!!!!!!!! ( OR FAKE IT)
* Always be cute (hair, nails etc)
* Learn the Laws of Seduction
* Make them WANT to do things for you
* Be kind, and Flirtatious
* Take advantage of your situation’s
* Be a listening Ear
* Be a little affectionate ( it’s up to you)
* Initiate Sex ( ONLY IF YOU WANT TO!!)
* Compliment him
* Make him feel like a man
* Be Honest (when it calls for it😈)
* Tell him what you need to make your life better
* FIND OUT WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE AND PLAY OFF OF THAT
* DONT COPY OTHER SBS
* HAVE A Unique ALLURE
* Be mysterious
* Make them invest in your business endeavors
* Stimulate his mind
* Ask him what brought him into this lifestyle, ask what he’s missing at home or in life and be that!
* Get to know him, and build his trust
* Deliver what they want, while getting what YOU WANT!
* HOW WILL YOU KEEP HIM INTRIGUED?
* LEARN WAYS TO TAKE HIS MONEY AND DOUBLE IT!
* LET HIM CHASE YOU!!!!
* DONT EVER BE DESPERATE!!!
* ACT LIKE YOU’RE USED TO BEING SPOILED
* THE 3 A’s: Attractive, Accomplished, and Alluring
* BE A FANTASY!
* SAVE/ INVEST YOUR MONEY!!! PLEASE!
* MAKE YOUR SD SHINE, AND SO WILL YOU!
* *OTHER THINGS**
* INVEST IN YOUR HAIR, SKIN, & NAILS
* LIVE A BUSY, ACTIVE LIFESTYLE
* DONT ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE
* READ, READ, READ, READ, READ!
* GO TO PLAYS, WINE TASTINGS, ART GALLERIES. ANYTHING TO EXPAND YOUR MIND.
* ALWAYS LOOK SEXY AND EXPENSIVE
( Whether YOU THRIFT OR WHATEVER, PUT YOURSELF TOGETHER NICE)
* CATER TO HIS Psyche
* Make him think YOU WERE MADE FOR HIM!

nailed it

Simon: *to himself* this is it Simon. this is your big chance to tell Raphael to either fight you or fuck off. you can do this. deep breathing

Simon: *BURSTS INTO ROOM* WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCK ME ALREADY RAPHAEL HUH

Raphael:

Simon:

Raphael: ……

Simon: *softly* oh shit

Raphael:

Simon:

Raphael: fine just give me a second to change out of this jacket dios knows you’ll find a way to ruin it.

Simon: wait wait I’m sorry what the fuc-

  • charlie liking lucifer right off the bat when she sees him for the first time
  • because holy shit is that satan? you’re satan? woah that’s wild???
  • dean and sam are just biting their nails off in the background and trying to tell her not to approach him bc he’s gonna smite her ass five yards away but she keeps cutting through their sentences with questions like dude, where are your wings? and what’s Hell like?
  • but lucifer is too confused to be able to think, say or do anything because ???? wtf is happening rn?????
  • “anyway, this is cool and all, but i thought you’d look scarier than this…”
  • “oh, but you’ve seen nothing yet. i’m far taller and bigger than you’d imagine, and i’m perfectly capable of snapping that pretty neck of yours or turn you into dust in a whiff… or, i could imprison and martyrise you for the rest of your life until you completely break apart, flesh and bones… does that terrify you?”
  • for a moment, charlie looks like she’s about to shit her pants and lucifer thinks he’s finally done something good and she’ll freaking shut up…
  • but then she starts giggling like he just told her the most hilarious joke ever and –
  • “you’re so cute!!!”
  • then she hugs him
  • lucifer is like “?????” 
  • sam and dean cover their eyes and wait for lucifer to become angry and potentially destroy her
  • he doesn’t?? surprisingly enough???
  • because he’s stunned by the hug?? it feels nice af and it’s been so long since he’s been held like this and – she acts like they’re friends?? are they friends????? she teaches him to play video games and she reads him the hobbit before going to bed and charlie makes him watch movies, and sometimes she hugs him and calls him her little cherub and lucifer keeps claiming he hates physical affection but once she cuddles him he melts in a second, and she keeps talking about shit he doesn’t understand and sometimes he’s just so goddamn confused bc what the ufck is a harry potter, and castlevania??? is that some arabic tree???? he doesn’t know but he grows fascinated by charlie through his frustration with her and satan finally has someone that loves him (and he loves her too but is too stubborn to say anything)

Jyn Erso: exploding fireworks, shots with friends, beat up combat boots that are practically destroyed but never going to bring replaced, drinking under the stars, hot wiring a car on a dare, skinned dipping at night, winging at exam, drunken chats at 3 am with your best friend, texts in emoji, borrowed shirts, ripped jeans, cat-sly smirks, chortling at attempts at being sexy, scuffed converse, chipped nail polish, no sense of personal space, sharing seats, arms slung over shoulders, chin-tilted-eyes-glinting-staring-you-in-the-eye-defiance, spitfire words thrown at you to cut to the bone, bruised knuckles, rough kisses, whispered apologies to the night

Cassian Andor: leather jackets, stone-still water, cold eyes and face, grease and oil, dirty hands, one favorite coat, loyal forever once you’re proven, whiskey bottles, maps in the glove box, box of bad memories, rare half-smiles, rarer grins, hooded eyes in a smokey bar, piggy-back rides at 2 am, swimming in the ocean at night, smoking on the roof under the stars, campfires and constellations, pet names in another language, scruffy beard and bags under eyes, perfect A+ exam with minimal studying, unreadable eyes staring you down, ice-cold voice tearing open half-healed wounds, bloody lip, calloused hands over smooth skin, teeth on skin, apologizes without speaking

Simple ways to save money as an escort

So this year I made it a priority to get my finances in order, and I wanted to share some ways that I save money. Mostly on things I have to buy for work, but some miscellaneous ones. 


-Take public transit to outcalls or to your incall location. Or, save money on expensive uber rides by taking public transit until you get close to your destination, then call an uber. I know some people dont fuck with the subway but this saves me a ton of money. On an outcall the travel fee is 50 dollars, the subway is six, so that’s an extra 45 dollars I can pocket. I don’t do this for private houses, but in a condo or hotel the client will be none the wiser. 

-Learn to do your own manicure and pedicure. Easy way to save 35-100 dollars a month. Plus less time wasted going to and from the nail salon. Ditto for basic hair trims, eyebrows etc. 

-Costco has cheap condoms and lube, and doesn’t require you to order online and wait for them to ship.

-Take advantage of store loyalty cards, for everything from lingerie to drugstore products. I get about 30 dollars a month cashback at the drugstore.

-Bring snacks and drinks with you, rather then going to starbucks or 7-11 everyday. Even packaged foods at the grocery store usually work out to be cheaper.

-Investing in a cheap tripod for your iphone or camera provides a great way to continually update your pictures, and not have to spend hundreds on photoshoots. Ditto for inviting a friend over and taking turns. With some basic editing and a white background, you can get really nice shots. 

-Invest in outwear and clothes that can transition into your real life, like basic black dresses or a nice coat. 

-Take care of your lingerie (even if it was cheap) by handwashing. No reason to ruin it in the washer. 

-If you have your own incall, buy white sheets and linens that way if they get stained you can bleach them rather then have to throw them out. 

*that’s all for now, if I think of more I will add them to this post, feel free to chime in on any ways that you save money*

listen i do understand that there is some sort of a parallel to be drawn between Vader and Kylo Ren BUT please acknowledge that while Anakin is you early emo Sensitive Musician who wears striped tshirts and flannel shirts and deals with his Inner Pain by writing angsty music, Ben is that 2009 seventh grader who loves MCR, paints his nails with a sharpie and thinks Green Day are underground

what im trying to say is, know your emos, don’t confuse them, dont embarass yourself in the process

REFERENCE CHEAT SHEET 4

other cheat sheets

some tumblr artists will tell you that you have to Nail Anatomy Down To A Science in order to draw Anything™ but here is the honest truth:

you only really need a basic understanding of anatomy. you dont have to do bone studies and muscle studies and all that (assuming you arent drawing as realistically as possible). you just have to understand proportions and shapes!

once you understand how proportions work in the real world, youll be able to experiment with proportions in your drawings. and literally all youd have to do is draw A Guy Standing using proportions from a reference pic and go from there. that can apply to anything - man or creature - that you wanna draw

shapes add another layer to the process but its also simple. its all about making proportions and shapes work together to make interesting and appealing characters

so dont get too overwhelmed by all these bone studies or muscle studies and all that technical stuff if in the end youre not going to draw in a realistic style. learn and experiment with proportions and shapes and you are Golden

barbiebones  asked:

i've been sculpting miniatures since 2010 but I cant get strawberries right at all :( They always look like shit. I've tried youtube, japanese tutorials.. nothing is sticking.. Help/advice?

2010?? thats amazing!!! im sure you can create some awesome stuff now!! :D

its hard to address the issue when i dont know what you dislike about your strawberries, but i will do my best to describe my process and see if that helps!! i first use a white translucent clay to sculpt the shape of the strawberry on the tip of a needle. i then use a nail dotting tool that comes to a point (like a normal dotting tool, but tapered toward the end?? i guess???? you could file a smaller one down to achieve this shape if you dont have one) to make the seed indentations. you dont want them to be completely random, they do have a pattern to them. 

then i bake, and color with a diluted pinky-orange alcohol ink toward the top to represent the sort of coloring found here

after that dries i do a few thin coats of a vibrant red alcohol ink. multiple thin coats give the strawberries that juicy glossy look!! i unfortunately havent found a good way to give the illusion of the tiny yellow seeds, but i find most miniatures read perfectly fine without them.

for the leaves, i paint yellow tissue paper various shades of green and cut out  sets of leaves with manicure scissors. glue them on, coat them with a matte glaze, and coat the rest of the strawberry with a glossy glaze. that should get you a pretty good result!! 

to me, the hardest part is getting the strawberry to keep its shape as im adding the seed indents. this is because i use premo which is a very soft clay. i suggest a firmer clay like fimo professional or even kato polyclay for projects like this, if you have the same problem as me. 

I really hope you can make some strawberries youre proud of soon!! if youd like a video tutorial, im thinking about filming a few so let me know. :D

profoundlytenaciousgalaxy  asked:

I did not know I was liking your art till now! You are amazing, keep it up! You don't have to, but I would like to see a namekian in your art style. Can be one of the canon namekians like Nail, Piccolo, King Piccolo, etc or a random one. If not, I still want to say, you're doing a great job! :)

Oh man, thank you so much! You’re really sweet. (▰˘◡˘▰) Your request also made me realize I need to draw these guys more often. :’D 

anonymous asked:

how do u cope with getting your nails done? i dread it every time i go bc it's exhausting and i feel so tired after even though i just sit there for two hours ?

honestly i dont cope with it very well at all, i just go and get it done and suffer because im too attached to having my nails to stop! having short nails at this point is 100% sensory hell and so i almost kind of go to the salon and have it done out of dependancy

i also find it utterly exhausting and often come home and have to curl up on the sofa with my weighted blanket for a couple of hours before i feel able to do anything else :-( sorry pal 

(i cant even take stims or a hot drink because your hands are occupied at all times, so i have no idea what to suggest)(i stim and curl up a lot when i come home)

bellamy: *sees clarke walking toward him on the beach* *starts mumbling* i can do this. ‘i dont need your help.’ thats good, okay she doesnt like being called wanheda, hmm 'wanheda the peace maker’ yeah thats good, stick to my mental script and ill be fine. yes this way i can continue to live with my self hatred

clarke: *appears*

bellamy: CLARKE - I - *opens up and cries in front of clarke*

bellamy: nailed it

philiperi  asked:

17, 20

🔑 17. Which character is the easiest to draw/write?

  • my boy asel is always fun to draw (despite being the Worst to color) and i think i have his personality nailed down !

🎬 20. Do you ever plan to do anything (comic, animation, etc) with your characters? Or are you just happy to have them?

  • i REALLY want to write/draw a comic or book, which is what 99% of my dragon characters are for. keket is another thing i want to make a comic of but i dont have a solid idea what to do with it. other characters are fun to have even if i dont have anything planned for them (yet)

anonymous asked:

This might be a stupid question but what tools do you use? Do you ever use your hands? Is it ever frustrating when you're crafting to have human-sized hands making doll-sized things? (that's not meant to be rude sorry, I was just thinking about your blog the other day and realised how difficult this stuff would be) Also, do you use normal vision (sounds weird lol) or do you do it all under a microscope or something? Hope this is okay!

dont worry, its not a stupid question at all!! i use my hands, nail art tools, cake decorating tools, all sorts of blades and sandpapers/files, toothpicks… whatever works!! sometime you have to get kind of inventive to get a certain effect. and i wear glasses but thats about it. if i were working in a smaller scale i might use a magnifying glass, but it seems like that would get unwieldy.. and im kinda lazy…. lol 

also making tiny things with human sized hands is the fun part!!!! if my hands were doll sized, i would just be making normal things haha