dont come back okay

headcanon time! so @deohsogay and i were talking and as we all know, vasquez is a giant fucking lesbian and has been out and proud since she was in high school probably and long story short, her gaydar is off the charts

so OBVIOUSLY she has alex figured out from the moment she steps into the deo. and at first she’s not sure if alex is just lowkey and private but then she realises wow alex does not know that she is in fact a giant lesbian

and this amuses vasquez to no end because alex is the gayest gay to ever gay in the history of gay, and she has absolutely no idea. and after a while it gets to vasquez and she cant hold it in anymore so their conversations go a little like this

‘vasquez i got a new motorbike!’
‘gay’
‘huh?’
‘i said yay! how exciting!’

‘vasquez i went to the movies last night and saw this one with kristen stewart in it she’s so cool i really like her’
‘lesbian’
‘what was that?’
‘thespian! you love actors!’

and when maggie shows up on the scene, you bet your ass vasquez hears all about the stupid, short, dimpled cop with shiny eyes who annoys the shit out of alex and vasquez is like oh my god she has a crush is this what it feels like to be proud of your children and she watches closely at the way alex smiles when maggie is around and she sees the way maggie looks at alex and she’s like ‘i give them three months and theyll be engaged’

‘it’s okay, vasquez i dont need back up, maggie’s coming with me’
‘you are so gay’
‘excuse me?’
‘you sure youre okay?’

ANYWAY so after this back and forth for years, FINALLY alex approaches vasquez one day and is like ‘hey susan did you know that maggie and i are dating and also i am gay’

and vasquez goes OH THANK GOD! and she pulls out this huge fucking scrapbook and it’s called DEOh So Gay: The Gaygent Danvers Story by susan vasquez and it’s literally a scrapbook made up of sneaky photos she took of alex’s gayest outfits and also written down documentation of every time alex said or did something gay and alex is blushing and also laughing because she’s so happy she’s come so far and vasquez is a good friend and also maggie loves it and it sits on their coffee table for the rest of their lives

i’ve seen so much…..?? anger at the show for not showing Sana enough because it’s her season? and that it’s  all over the place and focusing on the other characters too much….

But honestly for me this season has been pretty good story wise. It’s brought up a lot of issues a young muslim girl may face and yeah she’s in a really shitty place right now and her friends aren’t being the best but…. it happens. Life happens just like this and in that regard skam has been right on the ball.

I think theres a very subtle literary device being used here in that the story is chaotic because it’s reflecting Sana. It’s reflecting the chaos of her identity. Sana doesn’t know whats happening and what she wants and what she doesn’t want, Sana doesn’t know what to think or who to confide in and so the story is all over the place, we dont know whats happening in the story and we don’t know what we want to happen or who is really in her corner.

Im upset for Sana too but I really don’t get the annoyance with the storytelling and anger at the ‘bad writing.’

anonymous asked:

okay but imagine keith coming back and everybody saying how much them missed him and he realises these ppl truly care abt him and gets that sweet validation and having people who won't leave him and he's just so shook bc he's never had someone who was a total constant in his life between his dad leaving, shiro going missing and getting expelled

anonymous asked:

what was the first kiss for the professional au like?

(awkward, to say the least)

imagine the other pilots knowing abt poe’s crush and acting like middle schoolers and telling finn things that go completely over his head like “so finn… we think you really turn poe on” and of course finn has never heard this expression before so he’s just like “… what?!” and knows he’s missing something aND POE JOLTS IN HORROR FROM BEHIND THEM WHERE HE WAS TRYING TO GET THEM TO SHUT UP AND RESCUES FINN AND PULLS HIM AWAY and finn is just so confused like “no wait what were they talking about?” aND ALL POE CAN MANAGE IS A NERVOUS SMILE AS HE TRIES TO ASSURE HIM ITS NOTHING AND THEN TURNS TO GLARE AT HIS SQUADRON WHO ARE BACK THERE DYING

GOD OKAY LISTEN i come back to tumblr for one day and im already so irritated with just about every single message and post i’ve seen abt mass effect and bioware in general which SUCKS because hey! this is one of the only things in the world that i really cherish! and the community has turned into a cesspool of people arguing over whether or not andromeda was a good game!

let people be mad let people be happy but don’t message people (mainly ME) and start arguments over how they may or may not share your sentiment abt this game because guess what. i am a tired old lady who just doesn’t want to hear it anymore. i am but a simple old curmudgeon who just wants exist in a space where i can reblog pretty screenshots of video games i like let me live my life in peace and harmony.

TLDR tag your stuff and PLEASE don’t message or tag me in andromeda discourse or reblog my posts to start shit with me because i don’t want that soot in my lungs.

[Toriel stares at the spot where the two children were. Sans looks at Papyrus. Papyrus looks at Sans. Then they all look at each other.]

“… I do hope those children are alright.”

“i … hope they dont come back. the new one seems okay, but …”

“BUT WHAT IF THEY NEED HELP? MAYBE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO THEM AND THAT’S WHY THEY’RE ACTING SO FUNNY.”

“I wonder what they were talking about … I hope they don’t do anything dangerous … it doesn’t sound like they were planning anything pleasant.”

[Sans shifts closer to Toriel, followed by Papyrus. Toriel is torn between not wanting the boys to show up again, to avoid distressing Sans and Papyrus, and wanting them to come by so she can make sure they are safe.]

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“Dean, no, we have to get going. We have to interview that one dude, remember? Now get dressed!”

anonymous asked:

Do you know all of the music videos that are included in this entire thing? I'm new and haven't watched all of them and I see that some Japanese mvs are included too and I feel so lost

hey don’t be worried;; we all came from zero content too haha hello baby army!!! well so from what we’ve deduced love yourself is going to kinda of give insight to the hyyh era: the title track of pt. 1 is i need u, and the title for hyyh pt. 2 is run!! also they added in the prologue clip and i think just blood sweat and tears (jap ver.) which belongs to wings era!!

Alright lets go over this one last time shall we:

Stiles did NOT MURDER DONOVAN

Stiles was acting in self-defense

Stiles did NOT shove that piece of scaffolding into Donovan’s chest

The scaffolding fell when Stiles caused the structure to collapse in hopes to give himself more time to get away

Stiles was fearing for his father’s life, and his own life

It was an accident

STILES DIDN’T ACTUALLY KILL DONOVAN

HE DIDN’T GET AWAY WITH MURDER

HE IS INNOCENT

K BYE

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breaking news: local egg gets comfy in a blanket!!! so cosy!!!

SWEETHEART. Daryl imagine. (Smut,Negan,angst)

Requested. Kinda long.❤️


Daryl was in a trance as he sat in his cell at Negans compound trying to forget. His mind was as black as the cell he sat in. His thoughtless mind was interrupted by the voices of Dwight,Negan and a girls voice as they walked down the hall. “Now come on sweetheart,just tell me who you are,and you can a nice room right next to mine”. The voice charmed whoever the girl was.It was Negan speaking. Daryl went to the cell door and put his ear to it.
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E.POV

“I’d rather live in a dark damp hellhole than be anywhere next to you”. You grunted and spit at Negan. Dwight jerked your hair back. “Easy Dwight ,let’s give her what she wants..put in with Daryl” he said wiping the saliva off his face. They drug you off took your clothes and put you in a dinghy sheer white robe and drug you back down the hall.
Just then Daryls cell door opened and you were tossed into the large dirty mans body. He pushed you behind him instinctively to protect you. You grabbed onto his arms shielding yourself from Dwight. He smirked “have fun you two ” and then slammed the door. You went to the door and banged on it violently screaming. “Sssno use” the man said,you completely forgot he was in there with you. You spun around and backed into the door. “Who are you?”
“Mm. Daryl” he mumbled and sat down on the floor. You looked back at the door and took the cue from your new cell mate and sat down right next to the door.
Your eyes were adjusting to the dark and you could see Daryl. He was muscular and filthy. “How-how long have you been here?”
“Few days…how’d yew end up here?”
Dropping your head “I don’t know really ,I mean I was walking in a shopping plaza and the next thing I know.im in a trunk… I’m a Elisabeth ,but everyone calls me Beth ”
Daryl swallowed hard hearing that name. It hurt.
He cleared his throat and stayed quiet.


For hours he didn’t speak you sat there dosing off trying to figure out if and when you could get out.
Dwight opened the door and had two plates one with a slice of bread that had alpo spears on it. And another was a sandwich. “For you sweetheart ” he said given him the sand which and then he gave daryl the nasty bread. You couldn’t understand the cruelty. Daryl seemed harmless,more harmless than these assholes.
You held the paper plate in your hands “if he doesn’t get to eat this, then I’m not either” you then threw the sand which at Dwights face. He went to hit you ,but Daryl again shielded you from him. He knew Dwight wasn’t going to touch him in account of Negan wanting him alive and well. “You’re gonna regret that sweetheart”
Dwight slammed the door shut and Daryl stayed holding you. His grip was firm but gentle at the same time. You pushed your long dark hair out of your face and backed away from Daryl. “Why’d yah do that?” He grumbled. You shrugged “because..fair is fair,and whatever they’ve done to you isn’t right by any means..and I don’t even think I could eat if I wanted to” your voice was soft and easy. Daryl gave what little smile he had left to you.

It had been hours that the two of you sat there in silence you realized it was dark outside because the little light you had that shown under the door was gone,and the temperature had dropped. You were freezing. Your teeth were chattering and you tried to curl up and keep warm,but it failed. Everything was getting to you. You didn’t show it,but you were terrified slowly feeling yourself breaking down you began to cry. You just wanted to go.Daryl heard your whimpers and crawled over to you. He protected your body from the cold. You didn’t protest ,instead you nuzzled up against him. “Thankyou” you whispered and leaned up slightly kissing his jaw. Daryl leaned his head on yours as you put your head back down. For the first time since forever Daryl felt a slight sense of hope. He kissed your head and whispered “your welcome Elisabeth”

Normal pov
Daryl woke up with Elisabeth intertwined with him. She felt soft and warm. Perfectly fitting into his body. He felt gross and perverted for thinking about how amazing she felt. During the night she somehow rolled over to face him,almost straddling him.
Only their thin flimsy clothes separated their skin. Elisabeth woke up breathing in Daryls scent. “Hmm. Morning” she whispered.
“Mornin” he mumbled. She yawned and stretched. Daryl did aswell. That day was the same as the day before. They talked a little more,Elisabeth found out why Daryl was taken,and learned of what Negan did to his family. She couldn’t believe it.
“So why don’t you just give in…I mean to be honest I’ve thought about it…I..I can’t take this much longer”
Daryl shook his head “I can’t..I won’t. Not for him”. Elisabeth sighed “I’m sorry for what you’ve lost…if it’s any consolation..I’ve lost everyone. I don’t even remember what my friends,family,or group looks like.” Elisabeth started to tear up and breakdown.
Daryl placed his hand on her knee and rubbed small circles. Feeling overwhelmed she straddled Daryl and began kissing him. He fought a little at first. Not because he didn’t want to he was just confused. He had never been a women. Not really. Not like this.
Elisabeth grabbed the hem of his dirty sweatshirt and pulled it over his head.
Daryl began kissing down her neck and collarbone. His rough hands pulled open her sheer robe. Her breast were exposed even more. Daryl caressed them gently and then wrapped his arms around her waist and moved them so he was on top of her. He leaned up and pulled down his bottoms exposing himself. Elisabeth reached her hand out and stroked his pulsating member. He groaned and panted . Leaning back down over he grabbed both of her legs and placed them around his waist. He grabbed the bade of his cock and entered her slowly. She whined out and gasped. He was big. He began to take all of his frustrations out. All his anger. Elisabeth had never felt this kind of pleasure. Every atom in her body felt the pure blis that Daryl was giving her. He felt it too the release he needed. Elisabeth began to tighten and cry out, Daryl knew what it meant. She was close. He round himself rhythmic in his strokes. They soon both reached their release Daryl pulling out as his seed spilt onto the floor. Elisabeth arched her back as her own release consumed her. Daryl laid his head on her chest both shaking and trembling. Holding one another tightly.

Hours passed by as they both laid there still. Daryl wanted to keep her safe.
The door swung open and they both sat up. It was a fat man instead of Dwight. He brought their food,and then shut the door. Daryl listened and realized the door was unlocked. “Beth..look” he said opening the door.
“Daryl ..don’t,who knows what’s gonna happen if he sees you”
“It’s our only chance” he protested. She shook her head. “Please don’t do this"she begged. Daryl started to creep out “I’m gonna come back after I check ,okay”
“Please dont” .
It was too late Daryl was gone. Elisabeth sat in the cell quietly when Dwight came and took her out of the cell.

—–
Daryl had been beaten for trying to escape. He was in his cell again and began pounding on the door and screaming for Elisabeth. Dwight eventually came and ushered Daryl down the hall to Negans room. He walked in and stood in front of Negan. “How yah doin?” He asked casually. Daryl didn’t answer. Negan then instructed Dwight.“What can’t talk..Dwight get him some water and a straw"  Dwight gave him water and Daryl drank it slowly savoring  every drop.
"Now Daryl have you thought about my proposal?” He asked.
Daryl looked Negan up and down. “Where’s Elisabeth?”
Negan smiled. “Oh Elisabeth? Ha.ha. Dwight would you go get her please?”
Dwight smirked and left the room. “Daryl I really think you outta take the deal. I’m offering you a chance to be apart of something great..if you don’t..well then” before he finished his statement Dwight returned with Elisabeth. “Are you okay?” Daryl asked concerned trying to get near her. She nodded timidly. “As I was saying Daryl…if you don’t take my offer,then I can’t promise your little sweetheart here will be safe.”

Daryl stood there conflicted…even through he started to care for Elisabeth,he couldn’t pledge his loyal to Negan. This man murdered two of his family members,and has taken everything from them. He looked at Elisabeth and then to Negan. Negan walked closer to Daryl trying to size him up. Daryl looked once more to Elisabeth. Negan asked “who are you?”
Daryl curled his lip in. “..I’m…Daryl” he looked to Elisabeth trying to apologize. But Elisabeths face went from scared,to shocked,to annoyed. She rolled her eyes “okay.. Negan I’m done, I can’t do this..I’m not staying in that fucking cell,okay..ehh”
Daryls jaw was in the floor. He couldn’t believe it. “Elisabeth..I-you”
She scoffed and mocked him “eh.eh.eh Elisabeth..boo boo…what you actually thought I cared…ha.”
Negan smiled devilishly and Elisabeth rolled her eyes as he got close to her “uhh I’m taking a shower before you try anything” she smiled back at Negan and then walked out of the room.
Daryl was in disbelief. He was angry and hurt…

E. pov.
As soon as I stepped out of Negans room my heart ached. I couldn’t believe I felt this way. I couldn’t believe Negan did what he did to Daryls family. I was so naive to what Negan was capable off. I couldn’t allow this to continue.. not with Daryl. I’m gonna get cleaned up and talk to him,as myself.


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Daryl was back in his cell feeling bombarded with emotions. He felt betrayed,she was just a ploy by Negan. He thought if he saw her again he’d kill her for what she did.
Not knowing what was gonna happen,Daryl began to dose off until he heard his cell door open. There was Elisabeth,all clean,wearing a black sweatshirt and black jeans. Her dark hair was pulled into a high ponytail and her eyes glowed as they made contact with Daryl.

She knelt down and held out a sandwich and a bottle of water. “Here..take it.” She said softly. Daryl just looked at her with disgust. She looked down and then to Daryl “please don’t look at me like that..I was just”
“Doin your job..I get it.he was just using you to get to me”
She sighed out “Daryl if you wanna get out of here, and maybe even be with your family,just give him what he wants.”
“I’ll die in here before I do that” he snapped. Elisabeth scoffed ,“ you wanna die in here alone? Fine. I don’t care.” She sat the food and water down and slammed the door shut.
Daryl immediately leaned forward and grabbed the thick sandwich with all the works and the full bottle of water.
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Two days had gone by and he found himself wanting to see Elisabeth. Even though she betrayed him,he thought about her. Her skin,her body. The way he felt inside of her.
It was dark and cold. He pulled his hands and feet inside his clothes and curled up.
He observed the quiet. He heard footsteps approaching and was confused because it was late, he figured they might be turning the lights off since they were still on. The footsteps stopped in front of his cell door. Then a piece of paper was slid under his door that said ‘count to 100,open the door,go left then outside’. He heard the door unlock and the footsteps left. Daryl touched his lips lightly began counting and once he reached 100 he said fuck it. He opened the door followed the directions. Outside he saw the gate slightly opened there was Elisabeth who somehow managed to open the gate quietly.. Daryl ran to her. “There’s a dirt bike 10 minutes outside of here hidden by a post.It’s got a full tank…go” she hissed handing him his crossbow.
“How did you-Why are you doing this?”
“He was going to kill you,okay just get on the bike and leave.” She pushed him lightly closer to the exit. And pushing a backpack into him full of supplies.
“Come with me?” He asked.
“I..I can’t. I still have work to do here” she explained.
Daryl scrunched his face. “Come on, come with me and we’ll figure it out together..I’m not leaving without you.”
Elisabeth began to panic.“ehh fine,God damnit come on” she said grabbing Daryl and they sprinted in complete darkness to the dirt bike. Both winded and panting Daryl opened his backpack there was clothes,his vest,water and food. He changed and they hopped on the bike driving off as far away as they could.
Elisabeth was shaking with fear. Daryl could feel her nerves. He rode away from the compound and away from ASZ ,he knew that’d be the first place they’d go. Hours had passed before they stopped. Traveling bad roads,dirt roads,just trying to lose their scent. They stopped near a creek hiding the bike as they tried to regroup. Daryl was still angry and confused. Elisabeth was down by the creek with a rag. She had her back turned to Daryl he walked up behind her. “Who the fuck are you?”
She turned her head and looked at him, “I…I don’t. Know.”
“So what you’re some whore who sleeps with prisoners to get them to be apart of that hellhole.” Shaking her head she scoffed. “Hmm. What I told you about how Negan took me, I had a family,friends..a group..he took me when this all started…yah know he wasn’t like ‘that’ at first..” she stood up slowly wincing in pain grabbing her shoulder.
“What’s the matter?” He asked stepping to her.
She pulled off her sweatshirt exposing her wound. Her shoulder was bleeding.
“I uhh..I killed Dwight..that’s how I got your bow back,also your vest and your shoes…yah know when Negan took me I knew I wanted him dead,but as time went on he grew stronger,and ruthless.i had mainly stayed in the compound so the killings i…I met you and I realized just how fucked up he really was..”'she grabbed her shoulder again holding it tightly.  She sat back down trying to calm herself. Daryl leaned down checking  her shoulder. “Are you okay?”. She nodded, “yeah he cut me…he was aiming for my throat…”
Daryl studied her for a moment before speaking. “We outta go”
She nodded and he helped her up. “Yah know..I wasn’t supposed to sleep with you” she whispered walking back to the bike. Daryl turned and watched her walk off ,he had a smile creep onto his face as he squinted watching her.He followed her to the bike ,They geared up and hopped on,riding off trying to find sanctuary. Trying to find a place of comfort.

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