dont be a coconut

~*~Bath Time!~*~

Here is my list of tips and tricks for of bathy goodness. This is just what I like to do and have done in the past. Keep in mind it can all be taken with a grain of salt [literally!!]

Preparing the Bath

🛀🏻 HOT water. I find it super cleansing and sweating is really good for you. I like to sit in the bath and my face sweats and im like YEAH lets cleanse this bod inside and out. pls dont burn yourself though peeps.

🛀🏼 Oils! My go-tos are lavender + coconut oil. I do 7-10 drops of lavender and one or two spoonfuls of coconut oil. Lavender for smell and relaxation and heavenly goodness, coconut for super smoothness of skin. If you are going to use other essential oils please do your research and make sure they are skin-safe! I also generally tie up my hair to keep it out of the oiliness.

🛀🏽 Epsom salts if you got em!

🛀🏾 Candles + crystals can line the tub as desired. I usually have all the bathroom lights out + 4 candles going at the foot of the tub. dont light your towel on fire.

🛀🏿 Cup of tea on the side! I like this for the added internal + external cleanse of the bath. Hot + nourishing on the outisde and hot + nourishing on the inside.


This is what I do and think about in the bath!

💧 oh my gosh water how healing you are, how cleansing, how warming.

💧 the water and oils im sitting in are literally soaking into my skin right now. the essence of this tub is entering my body

💧 touch your body. you’re naked right? perfect. time for some self body love. tell yourself you love your legs, while touching them. “i love my little toes.” “look at how nice my hands are.” “i love my pretty/handsome face.” “my brain is so smart and quick and calm.” “i love every little hair on my body.” “i have the coolest belly button” tell yourself things that you dont instinctually believe. go after the parts that you’re self conscious about “i love my tummy” “my bum is amazing” “my arms are the perfect size” “this is my favourite flabby bit” etc.

💧 drinking the tea if you have it- the heat and intent of that tea is permeating through all your internal organs. feel the heat through your mouth, esophagus, stomach, feel it blend in with the heat from the water entering your skin. full body heaty hot heatness

💧 the other day when i was in the bath i put my forehead/third eye on the faucet and pictured the vast network of pipes around the city supplying water to everyone. I thanked the water source and sent my energy throughout the pipes to hope that everyone was using it for good and healing and nourishing ways

💧 deep deep breathing. this is cool if your chest is below the water because when you exhale it sinks down and when you inhale it rises up. you can sync this motion with a prayer, mantra, chant, intention, whatever you wish!

💧 meditation. feel the heat, listen to your heartbeat, imagine all the little water molecules full of heat energy, vibrating, sending you their little blobs of heat energy into your skin, fueling your own little internal fire

💧 my FAVOURITE thing is the end of the bath. I sit in it, sometimes cross legged or curled up in a ball with my head on my knees and unplug the drain and stay like that while the whole tub drains. I picture the water whisking away all the negative in me and draining away. It’s like a re-birth! you can slowly feel your body get heavier and heavier as the water gets lower. Keep picturing the water taking away the bad and keep thanking it for cleaning you and nourishing you and healing you. seriously, how generous of the water to not only GIVE YOU it’s nutrients and warmth and thirst quenchy goodness, but to also take away all your badness, all your negativity, all your dirt and grime and leave you revitalized. water is so selfless. water is the best. thank you water.

💧 now that you are reborn as a new human (or otherwise) you can breathe and feel the differences in your body and just marvel in the smoothness of your skin and warmth of your body and heavenly bathy feelings that just soaked into you.

💧 another thing that might be cool is to weigh yourself before and after the bath. Your weight will go up like 2 or 3 pounds after you get out of the bath, which i find super cool. PROOF that the water is literally entering your body through your skin and staying there to heal you up real nice.

The most important thing IMO:

Do what comes to you naturally. all of this stuff just came into my head at different points in bath time and felt right for me to do. meditation might help you connect with that intuitive part of you that tells you what you need. if you get an urge, follow it. if your brain/body/soul tells you to stand up and sit down a bunch of times, or to dunk your head in or to blow bubbles or to splash with your feet, DO IT! just be safe and don’t hurt yourself or light anything on fire.

🐳The End🐳

OK sorry this post got out of hand but as you can tell i really like baths and water and bath meditation. This is something i’ve been doing for a while and it all came to me kind of naturally so forgive me if it is not specifically inclined toward a perspectives or approaches that you normally adhere to. I’m open to questions n things <3

ENJOY PALS!!

Hq boys as customers I've seen in retail

so as soon as I started my job at a bra store i immediately noticed so many different types of boyfriends/husbands/partners that come in with their gf/alone and idk why but I couldn’t stop thinking about this


Lev

- He’s that one boyfriend who was literally 6′4 and his girlfriend wanted a bra that was on the very top, so when I went to get the stick that lets me get it down, he went “nah, it’s all good” and reached it easily. He also helped me put it back

- blushed the entire time he was in the store

Kuroo

- The one dude who came in and his eyes lit up when he saw the stationary we had. Spent the entire time looking at things and ended up buying a lotion for himself 

- “why dont they make coconut lotion where I shop??” 

Oikawa

- The dude who was helping his girlfriend pick out sweaters. When she tried something on he went, “oh no, thats way too big. You need a small. and maybe in red” 

- Almost cared more than his girlfriend about style and shopping

Kageyama

- The one guy who came in and super sneakily checked out something for his wife while she wasn’t looking

- told me thank you like 7 times

Terushima

- That one guy who always comes in and you know he’s a fuckboy. Backwards hat and a lil loud but when he waits in the fitting room for his gf he’s quiet and slightly red

Tsukishima

- The one who looks aloof but perks up when he hears the deals we have 

- “Did you hear? The bras are only $20 today. You should get some.” 

theres this one scene in monty python and the holy grail. where lancelot’s friend gets shot with an arrow. and lancelot immediately starts mourning him dramatically and is like oh brave sir blahlblahlhj you will be remembered. and the guy is like “im not dead yet.” and lancelot is like “shhhshhhsh no need to protest my brave friend” and the guy is just meekly like “I think i’m getting better” but lancelot ignores him

also he was the guy who made the coconut sounds so they could pretend they had a horse.anyway that guy is kariya.

tumblr tells you to be soft like a peach but peaches have hard nasty pits full of arsenic. peaches cant withstand shit. bruises like a little bitch

be like the tropical coconut. hard shell. can withstand a beating. the inside is full of soft things protected by the outside. also the weird nut milk in there

my favorite girl scout cookies are the thanks-a-lots, and no one else seems to like them and it makes me sad. theyre good cookies

dont trust any of those “skincare tips” posts cuz every single one ive seen has 1 useful tip and the other ones r wrong
also dont put baking soda, apple cider vinegar, alcohol, lemon, sugar, cinnamon, coconut oil n toothpaste on yr skin 4 gods sake….

get to know your fellow TCC members

name: aj

age: 16

zodiac sign: pisces

what got you into the tcc: documentaries on youtube

favorite killer: the virgin killer/the hunger games killer/elliot rodger

least favorite killer: dylann roof, boy if u donT GETCHO COCONUT HEAD LOOKIN ASS

favorite true crime book: ive never read one, but i wanna read the book brooks brown wrote one day

favorite true crime movie/documentary: zero hour: columbine killers or zero day

favorite case: n/a

future career choice: theatre/film actor (omg imagine if i had the chance to portray a serial killer or mass murderer in a documentary omg gkjfjg) or sign language interpreter

i tag: @reb-and-wrath, @hoeforharris, @triple-homicide, @horrorgaylord

(u dont have to do it if i tag you, i just picked some random ppl on my dash so ur deffo not obligated omg :’) )

queuetzalcoatl  asked:

mango, tangelo and coconut!

mango: what is your trademark?
probably knightlystride sldkfj

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?
demon is the first thing that comes to mind tbh,,

coconut: favorite perfume?
i dont have one,, my nose is sensitive so whenever i go into like bathstores or perfume sections i start to get a headache,,