dont ask me how i found it

this one time during freshie year I saw my classmate putting his things, yet again, into his friend’s bag and I was like “dude why dont u bring your own bag” and he was like “this is my bag??”

on that day I found out they came from the same town, went to the same HS, currently had the same classes, and shared the same dorm room, all because I asked him why he never brings anything to school - they also, apparently, thought why the fuck not share the same backpack too



look its the original lance / keith LMAo




dsadsadsadjksad ok im done

an-siog-beag  asked:

Yo, i love ur blog and i heard u like sad altean lance, so i thought id contribute with this: Allura can shapeshift. We all know this. But if she can hide her altean features, maybe Lance could too? And perhaps hes been hiding his heritage the whole time he's been doing the Voltron thing? And somebody (Hunk probably? Or Keith, bc he Notices Things™) notices that Lance does the same gesture Allura does when she shapeshifts... and he does it a lot. So they eventually corner Lance and ask him (1/2)

2/2 whats going on, and after bugging him for ages about it, Lance finally reveals that he is, in fact, Allura’s little brother. And they’re so confused as to why Lance would cover this up! Like, why on earth would he pretend to not know Coran and Allura and pretend to be ignorant of Altea (Lance is a damn good actor tbh), and he just looks straight at them and says, “i am a paladin of Voltron. I could die any day here. I am willing to pretend to have no ties to my sister no matter how much it

3/3 hurts.” And they ask why. And he replies, “because allura lost her little brother once and it nearly killed her. If she found out who i was and then i died?… i dont even want to think about it.” He then looks straight at them and says “i will not lose my sister again. I will do the right thing. Even if it hurts me.” (Basically Altean!Lance is too selfless, cares too much and is willing to give up his ties to his sister to keep her safe)

I both love this and wonder what he was doing on earth then- either way, One of the Mice hears it. Just, Imagine Allura dropping a glass because the mice just told her, her brother is alive and well, and piloting the blue lion. 

Though why does lance flirt with her if they're siblings is my real question

Something I am dead tired of hearing is You Need To Have A Passion For [some fucking job]
In this case I went with my step dad to his Audiologist appontment today to watch and ask questions if the person was okay with that.
While chatting with him he asked what got me interested in the area…. He was unimpressed that my answer was job security. He told me if I dont have a passion for it that I’ll hate it.
And you know what? I’m not sorry I can’t give a heartfelt speach about how much I love helping people or the passion I feel about caring for seniors.
I have not found The Passion; That special niche your suppose to discover and that will concequently fulfill your life.
You know what my passions are?
Having money to leave my house without checking my budget and buying the food I want.
Having the time to spend on my hobbies.
Not prioritise errands/chores/friends/hobbies/relaxing/sleeping.
Buy funky clothes that are also often expensive.
Buying Art From Artists.
NOT being a disposable employee barely scraping by.
I have had zero passion for nearly every job I’ve had and made it work. Why would a job that both pays well and has great hours be different?


anonymous asked:

Hi, can I request hc of RFA+ minor trio (is it too much?) on MC who has bad sense of humor just like Jumin.

I’m sorry but i dont write Vanderwood. You couldn’t know since I just found out when i wrote this that i have no idea how he/she (don’t judge idk lmao) would react so sorry for that!
✨ Yoosung
* The two of you were just watching a movie
* It was a comedy so Yoosung was laughing 24/7
* You thought it was okay jokes didn’t really seem funny to you
* “Hey MC why aren’t you laughing is something wrong” he asked
* “Nah i just don’t think its that funny but watching tou laugh is” lololol
* “ alright tell me something funny then”
* You were like o shit
* “ one time I called my teacher mom lol”
* “And then what?”
* “I cried”
* Yoosung would have this awkward laugh
* He would laugh at your jokes but only because he loves you lol

✨ Zen
* You and Zen were on a date
* Zen was telling you cheesy pickup lines all day
* They were actually really funny aswell
* The date was coming to an end
* And Zen asked “ hey this may be silly but could you tell me your cheesiest pickup line”
* After 10 minutes you replied with:
* “ is your name ‘my future husband’ bc you are”
* Zen was like
* …
* O
* Ha ha ha
* Good one Mc
* He’d never ask you again lmao

✨ Jaehee
* Ok but jaehee would laugh at you no matter what like i cannot think of a reason why she wouldn’t laugh ahsndnsnns sorry

✨ Jumin
* You were sitting next to Jumin when he told Seven another “joke”
* Seven literally facepalmed himself
* “Shut up Jumin”
* “Hey I thought it was funny” you said defending Jumin
* “Well tell us a joke then MC”
* Everyone was waiting for you to open your mouth
* “How does Elizabeth ask for a treat?” “Can i have a treat Pawlease”
* It was silent
* Then Jumin laughed
* Yes he laughed
* Everyone was like this is a match made in heaven

✨ Seven
* He’s the pun master
* So of course he was telling you tons of puns
* “Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now.”
* “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.”
* “Hey mc tell me a pun”
* “I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”
* Seven laughed
* “That was so bad it actually made me laugh”
* He would teach you how to tell funny puns so don’t worry

✨ Saeran
* He was having a bad day
* Seven tried to cheer him up
* But Saeran only wanted your attention
* So you bought him ice cream
* And you decided to tell him a joke
* Because jokes always make you laugh
* “ i asked my mom if i was adopted once. Hilarious, she replied. Why would we choose you?”
* Saeran stopped eating is ice cream
* “Well thats sad”
* And then he hugged me
* “Saeran it was a joke”
* “I know and it sucked lol”

✨ V
* You were having dinner
* V was talking about how he loves you
* You just kept laughing because it was adorable
* “Hey mc why wont you try to make me laugh?”
* “Oh sure lemme think”
* You thought about the perfect joke and finally
* “What do you call a blind dinosaur? A-do-you-think-he-saur-us ”
* …
* “Hahah very funny Mc”
* It was an awkward laugh but V loves you too much not to laugh at your jokes

anonymous asked:

that person just used your art as a reference for a pose/ inspiration? like i dont think that counts as using it? they mentioned you and were positive about it? it wasnt even the same fandom/ character. if anything you should be flattered that someone found your work inspiring


I talked it out w them so I hold no grudges but all I said was the similarity made me uncomfortable and for them to ask next time before they ref my work so heavily, which I ask everyone to do anyways, so please by all means tell me how to react to something again so I have an excuse to politely block you.


Like always you were late
It had been 2 years i had seen your face.
I wondered if you still had that scar on your left cheek,or did it fade…
I wondered if you still obsessed over the way you tied your shoe lace.

I still remember the horror of walking on you and her, going second base. 
I wondered why did you’ll decide to choose the floor over the mattress..
Like that’s what i had to focus on..
Instead of your hands inside her dress.

That was the last time i said stepping back… you will never see me again. 
I left the key on the counter, 
You followed me to the hallway.. and pinned me to the wall
Asking for a chance to explain.
A moment of weakness you called it, that’s all.
I wondered what kind of strength you need to not let your pants fall

You asked me why was i here,
In this pouring rain.
Wasn’t i supposed to be at work?
Werent we suppose to meet at eight?

To suprise you i replied
To make up for yesterday.. 
To get suprised…i yelled..
Get out of my way..
It doesnt matter anyway.

We stared at each other in disbelief
For no words would ever be enough to make me stay.. 
No words would ever be enough to make it all okay.
Somehow i knew , it was the end of us.. that day.
I could see her in the background, thats when you let go of my hand.. and stepped aside.
I couldnt help but laugh, when she asked me who the hell i am.

My eyes shifted on you, 
The same question in my mind
I dont know about her.. 
But in your hesitation,
I had found my answer
I realized it was over this time. 
You had crossed the line

What the hell was she still here for?
I was so angry…i could start a war
Right then she called out my name. 
So she knew about me.. 
Wow i said, i was shocked. 
All i did was stare at you
You noticed the crumpled letter in my hand. 
You noticed the cake and the shoes you wanted so bad.
You asked me what’s that?

Its a fucking letter
That tells you how much i love you
It’s everything that you’ll never understand. 
Its everything you lost when you chose to let go of my hand.

Unable to hold back the tears, i walked away
Too scared to look back
I cried the whole way home
Drenched in the rain
And that was the last memory of us i had.

The present hit me like a lightning 
When I seen you walk towards me
You had that look on your face
The one you make when your found guilty
Surprisingly you wore the same shoes i gave
And my favourite shirt, i was amazed

You said hello,
Probably waiting for me to respond. 
And when the silence got awkward.. 
You asked “what now?”
Still caught in the past,
I whispered. ..
“Nothing..a moment of weakness. .thats all”.

We chose to grab some coffee instead of the so called lunch we planned to have
i think we both knew, we couldnt pretend for long, to not notice the facts.
And when you said lets order the usual
I said my tastes have changed
since when, you asked
Since the world ran out of gentlemen, i laughed 
You rolled your eyes.. .. 
“Please dont start with your rhymes again”..
I smiled..
“Im sorry, does it still offend? ”
Your voice had a touch of irritation..while you said my name with your teeth clenched 
I chose to let it go, afterall there is nothing better then sweet revenge.

So then we drifted through topics and we had quite a talk about the weather and work and friends…
About happy times together..
We left out the bad parts…
Probably that made it seem all better.

We walked through the rain and sat on the swing
The one where you can sit together …thts when you started to sing.
Imagining yourself with a guitar i think
You looked at me, and then you winked.
I looked away, and thats when you asked me if i had also changed my taste in music.
I laughed and sang along. Somehow we shook our heads in sync.

We laughed so hard, thinking about this one time we lost our way back home.
And how we thought, the village was full of ghosts. 
And you asked me if i remembered easter or the first time i met your mother.
I asked if you still steal your fathers liquor..
And how is your sister?

You were amazed to know the details i remembered
Its hard to forget the past i said..
Because it matters…you replied and touched my hand which took me by surprise
“Now you have her”, my words seemed rude, and you looked at me, into my eyes.
Like you were searching for an answer..

You instantly took your hand away, from mine
And asked me about this “new guy”
And just when i started to speak,
You told me you miss me. 
That you missed us, that maybe we could try to make it alright.

I said i dont want to repeat my mistakes
Annoyed you asked me, then what am i doing here, in this pouring rain?
I said to make you realize 
That the reason i dint say hello earlier 
Was because i wanted to say goodbye.

You were hurt by the words,
But that dint explain why you smirked
I looked at you puzzled
And you asked me,
“Do you really think this new guy is the one?”..
I said it doesnt matter, if he is or not..
You arent. We are done ..

You probably ran out of words to say..
So you said you are sorry for everything..
And i said its okay. 
You confirmed if we still could be friends 
I smiled and said, yea its not “the end”.
And we walked our separate ways..
You said goodbye,
And i said i hope i dont see you again. 
And once again, i was drenched in the rain..
This time i wasnt scared but i chose not to look back..
That this is the last memory of us i wanted to have.

TheMonicaShastriBlog, Closure

so headcanon lloyd falls asleep pretty much anywhere and everywhere, which leads to a lot of conversations like this-

jay: so where’s the weirdest place you’ve found lloyd asleep? winner gets five bucks

cole: easy, the crow’s nest

nya, snorting: thats nothing, ive found him up there three times this month. i once found him asleep on top of the table

jay: oh yah? one time i found him asleep on the training deck, curled up against one of the training dummies

zane: i once found him asleep inside the pantry. He had a cookie in his hand

kai: …

kai: my fan

nya: wait, what?

kai: my fan. dont ask me how, but one time i walked into my room and found him asleep on my fan

lloyd, walking over: hey what are you guys talking about? 

jay, silently handing kai the money: nothing 

i kinda regret looking into this fandom lol i was excited to reblog posts and fanart of avatar and the ship i was super excited about, kataang, but instead i just see the term “abusive” getting thrown around and its mind blowing how people are turning small things cartoon children do into something far more sinister 

I would love to follow avatar blogs that aren’t involved in this, if any of u guys see this message please drop me an ask!!

*EDIT: i dont think zuko is abusive, i think both ends are reaching out of anger and everyone needs to relax jfc

Dancing in the Downpour (Phil Lester)


Hello this is my first Phil Lester fanfiction, I really hope that you enjoy it and I am slowly making my way through the list of fics that I am looking forward to writing. This was really fun to write and I am actually really proud of this one do thank you for requesting it! Requests are always appreciated however if they take longer for me to get to them quickly its because I am busy and a bit lazy so apologies however i try to write them to the best of my abilities as quickly as I can as well :)

Requested by: crybaby-cries-alot

I hope you dont mind that i changed it a little to your request however I am proud of the way that it turned out and I hope that you like it too!

Words: 1,800+



its a warm Sunday morning and Phil and I have just woken up after a long good night sleep. It is Spring and we are currently still lying in bed the both of us too weary to get out of bed and prepare for the day, however at the rate that this is going it doesnt look like a lot will be happening in the near future. I peer to my right and see my beautiful boyfriend lying next to me awake, dreary, but awake. I continue to stare lovingly over at Phil and take in his features that are lit up by the orange tinge that illuminates our surroundings. His dark locks had been pushed back on top of his head giving him a dark ruffled quiff. Though it was early his eyes still sparkled in the light (that was mainly coming from the glare on his phone), clouds of grey and blue enticing me even more everytime I see them. Moreover, it was hard for me to get a proper glimpse at his eyes when he had his dark frames carefully balanced on the bridge of his nose that were enabling him to read and absorb his twitter feed. He was wearing plain black top that he accidentally ordered in multiple sizes too big for him, and Phil being Phil he couldnt be bothered to send it back, I suppress a chuckle as I think back to the memory of Phil putting on that top for the first time. The clothing had hung low around his neck, the sleeves and the bottom of the top as well.

“Y/N you should really try and make your staring less obvious.” Phil says not taking his eyes off of his phone however he was grinning in pride that he had been able to catch you in the act.

“I don’t know what you are talking about” I say trying to act innocent and brush off what he said. I turn my attention back to my phone hoping he would drop the subject. It must have been no more than 13 seconds afterwards when i felt the bed shuffling and the duvet was being pulled and tugged around all over the place.

“What on earth are you doing Phil?”

Phil didnt reply to me he just showed me when his head was placed on my stomach. He took a few more tries to get the position that he was comfortable in just right. His long legs that were being covered in his cookie monster pyjama trousers were dangling over the end of the bed.

“I have been with you for so long and I have that it is best to just not ask questions” I say laughing and shaking my head and my silly boyfriend.

“I love you Y/N” Phil had a wide grin spread across his face and was looking up at me with tired eyes.

“I love you too Phil”

There is a pause for a while where we both focus all our attention on our devices present until Phil chirps up.

“So what do you want to do today?” Phil asks

“I dont know, how about we go into London and get some lunch?”

“Sound good to me”

**Some time later**

We had eaten lunch at a small cafe that we had found in a small back alley in Islington and we were walking hand in hand through the street, we were surrounded by busy shoppers and commuters. When suddenly Phil stops in his tracks.

“Y/N, do you know what day it is today?”

“Yes Phil it is Thursday the 13th of Apr-”

I cut myself off and looked at Phil and he looked at me grinning, how had we not remembered.

“Its our 1 year anniversary and we completely forgot about it” Phil says trying to conceal his laughter.

It was typical that the two most forgetful and clumsy people ever had forgotten that it was a special day that marked one year that they had been together. it was at that moment when the pair of us were unable to contain our laughter for any longer and we stood there, in the street, on our one year anniversary and I was happy and content.

Phil suggested that we go on a small walk around a park that isnt too far from the flat, much to my protests about the the gloomy weather that was looming up ahead, however Phil persisted and we were now in a green park that was rather busy with families with their smaller children. You have to watch your step because of you are careless or not looking properly then you are risking kicking a small child. these factors are intensified when you are a 6ft 3 male who is also a massive clutz, i am constantly re directing phil and having to go “watch out” before he knocks an excitable toddler flying.

it is around 4:30 in the afternoon and me and Phil are now sitting on the swings of the park that earlier on in the day would have been infested with giddy young children. However, now in the early evening it had been inhabited by two lovesick grown up who were competing on how high they could swing on the swings.

The families have fled, I believe this is due to the fact that there is a daunting dirty grey cloud that is sneaking closer to us quicker than we both anticipated.

“Phil as much as I would love to sit here on the swings all day with you I do think that we should make our way home as I don’t fancy getting caught up in that rain that is getting closer to us” I tell Phil, however he doesnt seem to want to move.

“Let’s stay”

He catches a glimpse of the unimpressed look on my face

“Not for long though” 

he corrects himself and I nod in response thinking about how when we return home we will be soaked through our clothing. Phil grins, takes my hand with his large one and drags me over to the rather tall metal slide that remind me of days out to the park as a child.

I called it. Five minutes after I suggested we make our way home it starts to rain, this is not the sort of rain that would create a light pitter-patter sound on the roof that could be counted as somewhat relaxing, however this was the kind of rain that frustrates you and disturbs your television experience forcing you to turn it up over the trashing sound that can be heard a mile away. 

“Phil I told you it would rain and now look at us” I exclaim standing in a children’s play area in the middle of London at about 5 O’clock on the afternoon.

Phil doesn’t say a word just walk over to me with water dripping down his chiseled face, he brings his hands up to place them on my cheek brushing away some of the damp loose hairs as he does so. The tension builds as I wait for him to remove the space that was between us that felt like miles. We have kissed many times before but this one felt as though it was going to be different, it felt like all the emotions in our relationship were all going to be communicated through this one illuminating kiss.

Then he does it. the gap has been filled by the collision of our soft lips moulding together to create one. If feels like the first time we kissed again, who knew that two intimate body parts colliding could create such a rush of emotions and memories fill your body making you feel whole and pure. I was taken back to that night, that night on the sofa where Phil was desperate to kiss me however he was to nervous to make the first move, but when he did it I thought that that kiss would be the best kiss I have ever had in my life. It has been, until today, until now. It is similar to our first kiss however this one contains so much more passion, emotion and lust. This kiss communicated how much our love for eachother has grown and adapted to each others needs over time. That for me was special.

We pull away. then just as I think that the tender moment between us was over, the one that left me wondering if Phil was experiencing the same lust and emotions as I was had ended I notice that Phil has extended his palm to me as  a gesture for me to take it.

What was he doing? 

Phil noticed how hesitantly I have reacted and spoke up.

“Trust me Y/N”

And I do, I trust Phil with all my heart and I cant see me living in a world without Phil, and for that to be a figment of my imagination there needs to be trust.

I grab his strong hands that I trust with every inch of my body then instantaneously I am twirled around on the spot, I was shocked at the action from both parties.  it was unlike Phil to pursue such a vulnerable gesture however it was unlike myself to participate in the action itself. Embarrassment curses through my veins.

“Phil what are you doing people will see us?” I scold him, the embarrassment and lack of self esteem fuels through my body at an alarming rate. Only a minute ago I was relaxing my body into Phils delicate kiss now I am tense and ashamed about dancing in the rain where other members of the general public will see me.

“Who cares Y/N, its our anniversary live a little” Phil encourages me by pulling my soaked body closer to his chest and plays with my hands gently.

“I’m not too sure Phil, people will stare at us”

“So what if they stare they can stare all they like and even if people do stare I don’t think you have much to worry about considering the only people that I can see are currently leaving the park.”

 I turn and see that Phil was right I see a what I can only assume is a father who is pushing a pram at great speed whilst attempting to usher a couple of toddlers in the right direction and out of the downpour.

“Fuck it” I curse and grabs Phil’s hand and we dance together in the pouring rain, all our worries and cares had been washed away by the rain water and we are hear frolicking in a childs play area in a freezing shower of rain. As Phil spins me around again straight into a puddle I think for the second time today that I am happy and content where I am right now with who I am right now.


‘You wear thongs on your feet?’

‘Yes forward on the foe’

‘Who is grilled chessus’

‘Yes, but you dont go’

‘Seek peace and pursue it’

‘If i was an angle, id be an angle of depression’

‘You like jazz?’

The final verse of the hoggy school song ended to a burst of applaude. Professer flitter lowered his wand and the students sat down in their seats to eat dinner.

‘Yummo’ said roon, pouring some grilled chese sandwiches on his plate. The song had made him hungry.

Hermy had her punmpkin juice.

Over on the slither-like-a-snake table, droc was too worried to eat. He still hadnt found his lover hary, yet. But hary had snuck i withut anyone noticing him (because he was wearing a clock of invisibility0 ) and sat down next to roon.

Hary picked up roons grilled cheese danwich and took a bite of it because he was selfish and couldnt be bothred to get his own food. Roon screamed when he saw his sandiwhc floating in the air and hermy threw her cup of pumpkin juice on the invisbile figure holding roons food. Then they realised it was hary because they remembered no one else in the world has an inviibilty cloak because hary was special.

‘Hary! Whatre you doing here in your cloak of invisibilty’ hermy asked, pouring herself another cup of pumpkin juice.

But hary didnt answer because he was too busy wondering where you can get an iniviibitly cloak dry cleaned.

‘Hey you know that little evil snake droc was looking for you before.’ roon mentioned

Hary sighed. He decided to ignore droc ever since finding out droc and volooomorrdo were secretly engaged.

‘We have to go we have potions with snapps in five minutes’ hermy said. Down th table, nevil started crying.

VELKOMMEN TO POTIONS Said snapps. Hary sat at the back with his friends hormones and roon, while droc sat up the front with his friends crab-cakes and gargoyle.

‘Hary you are bad at potions! You are a failure to this class and you dont know anything’ said snapps, to begint the lesson. The class started taking notes.

‘Interesting’ muttered hormes.

Class ended later and everyone filed out to go play with buckbuck in care of magical creatures with haggy.

But ginney was waiting outside for hary. ‘Fuck’ said hary. Roon was crying because that was his sister. Droc ran away becase he knew hary hated ginney but was ignoring him too becuse he was mad that hary was ignoring him. Hermo ran away too because she liked class with haggy and buck buck.

‘Halla hary’ ginney said. She want in for a kiss but hary said no. ‘im too sad.’ he said. ‘And plus we are not daTING, GINNEY!’

‘Okay’ said sounded disbeliving ‘why are you so sad, hary’

‘Because i just found out not too long ago that droc and vlotdmord were married with two kids!’

Ginney sighed. ‘Kiss me hary’


Ginney winked and went off to class. Hary went to the common room because he had to figure out how to dry clean an invisibility cloak. Stupid hetero relationships

‘Hall i would like to book a dry cleaning’ hary was in hogsmeade the next day and was attempting to get his cloak dry cleaned.

‘Where is it’ asked the guy. 

‘Its here in my hands’ hary held the cloak out.

‘I cant see anything’ the guy said.

‘No. i cant either’

‘So where is it’ said the guy

‘No its here’ hary said. ‘But we cant see it.’

‘So where is it if we cant see it’

‘Here. im holding it’’ hary said.

‘But i cant wash it if i cant see it. How do i know if im holding anything’

‘No you can feel it when you hold it’ hary said. ‘Here, hold it.’

‘Ew whats that on it’ said the guy

‘Thats the pumpkin juice’ explained hary ‘thats what i want to get it dry cleaned’

‘How do i clean it if i cant see where te upmkin juice is’

‘JUST try, okay?’ hary yelled.

‘Okay. but what if i drop it on te ground and i cant find it.’ said the guy.