dont ask me about my tattoo

kschymaera  asked:

Hello !!! So in love with your drawings, particularlh historical hetalia or now your au mafia...Can I ask some «news» about France in this AU ?

merci bqp! 😊 im actually working on two aph art books! ones historical/smutty and the other is for my eastern promises mafia au. ill probably post the first one as a pdf online but sell both as printed versions in the future. i try to act like i dont care abt aph france but those of you who have been following me for a while know that i started college as a french hist & lit major and plan to get a louis philippe tattoo (😑🙌🍐)

in the ♔ the world belongs to you universe, france is uk’s former partner. after a botched murder case gone cold, he quits the force citing irreconcilable differences and joins the fourth estate. eventually on the press/journalist road, he and spain (ex-mafioso muscle turned amateur free-lance photographer) settle down and start a PI firm

anonymous asked:

Whats your fave tattoo that Jaymz has? The carpe diem baby and the F (for Fran) are my fave (the carpe diem one has so much meaning to it (also I think it was his first tattoo?) and the F one just shows how much he loves Fran. All things aside tho rockstars have like the cutest wives ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (This is me having a big fangirl moment)

Oh man, I really do like his Riff life tattoo;

But I also really like his neck tattoo as well;

Harry: My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.
Louis: *Screaming At Harry* BOYFRIEND !
Harry: And Im in love with Lou, and all his little things.
Louis: And I’d marry you, Harry
Harry: Cuz I can love you more than Stan.
Louis: Always in my heart @harrystyles . Yours Sincerely, Louis
Harry: *On Eleanor and Louis* yeah, i dont really wanna talk about that to be honest….
Louis: I cant compete with my boyfriend
Harry: *Nods when he is asked if him and louis are dating*
Harry and Louis: Get matching tattoos not expecting anyone to notice.
Harry: *Talking about Gay sex* dont knock it till you try it !
Harry: *On His partner being a female* Not that important
Harry: “She didnt deserve his heart, let us love” is written on his journal.
Louis: Do me a favour….
Louis and Harry: Never EVER denied being in a relationship

Louis and Harry: arrive in aus TOGETHER after a 14 hour flight with the biggest smiles on their faces.

Louis: WAHT sOmE PEOplE gENuineLY ThiNk WE ARE IN a RElatioONSHIp PSSHHHH WHAAAATT
Louis and Harry:

Bold it- Personality Tag!

I was tagged by wonderful @featureless-spy LEGGO

Bold the statements that are true for you!

APPEARANCE:

I am 5′7″ or taller (I’m 5′6″ rip)
I wear glasses
I have at least one tattoo (kinda want one tho)
I have at least one piercing  
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes (FYI they green/blue pls dont ask which i never know)
I have short hair
My abs are at least somewhat defined (cries)
I have had braces
There is something i would change about the way I look

PERSONALITY:

My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Slytherin
I am an introvert
I like meeting new people
People tell me that I’m funny (this sounds arrogant af tho like 2 ppl have told me this)
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges (apart from maths tyvm)

I’m playfully rude with people I know well (OK BUT LIKE NOT ALL THE TIME)
I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it (tumblr has ruined me)
There is something I would change about my personality 

ABILITY:

I can sing well (bUT THATS NEVER STOPPED ME)
I can play an instrument 
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner
I can draw well
I have a good memory 
I’m good at doing math in my head (this can fuck right off)
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling (COME fIGHT ME)
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch (unless baking counts)
I know how to throw a proper punch 

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports ( am i good tho….another story)
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in a orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week (does horseriding count cos if so fuck yh)
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month (k but like i drew the saltbae meme)
I enjoy writing
(yeee boiiii)
Fandoms are my #1 passion (this is cringey af and gives me 2014 flashbacks but like…can i even deny)
I do or have done martial arts 

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss 
I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts (come fite me bts)

RELATIONSHIP:

I’m in a relationship
I have a celebrity crush (lmao do i even need to specify)
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them 

I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year
I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend ( would not recommend)

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close to my school
                                                                          My parents are still together                                                                     I have at least one sibling                                                                           I live in the United States                                                                     There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month
I have a smartphone
I have at least 15 CDs
I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced 
I know a person named Jamie
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
I have dyed my hair (I want to but none else wants me to i cri)
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now
I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life (i mean…vaguely)
I speak at least 2 languages fluently
I have made a new friend in the past year

I’m tagging: @notnotoday @tahyeung @justarathervintelligentsyst-blog @literaltae

You dont have to do this! But I had Fun doing this :) 

Originally posted by notjustaphase

i was tagged by @lynchsronan, thanks so much! i tag @erosjyn @rogvepilot @zewko @kuriyakin @dvurmstrang @willacather @fihnnreys

rules: bold the statements that apply to you!

appearance:

  • I AM 5′7″ OR TALLER
  • I WEAR GLASSES
  • I HAVE AT LEAST ONE TATTOO
  • I HAVE AT LEAST ONE PIERCING
  • I HAVE BLONDE HAIR
  • I HAVE BROWN EYES
  • I HAVE SHORT HAIR
  • MY ABS ARE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT DEFINED
  • I HAVE OR HAVE HAD BRACES
  • THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT THE WAY I LOOK

personality:

  • MY HOGWARTS HOUSE IS: GRYFFINDOR HUFFLEPUFF RAVENCLAW SLYTHERIN
  • I AM AN INTROVERT
  • I LIKE MEETING NEW PEOPLE
  • PEOPLE TELL ME THAT I’M FUNNY
  • HELPING OTHERS WITH THEIR PROBLEMS IS A BIG PRIORITY FOR ME
  • I ENJOY PHYSICAL CHALLENGES
  • I ENJOY MENTAL CHALLENGES
  • I’M PLAYFULLY RUDE WITH PEOPLE I KNOW WELL
  • I STARTED SAYING SOMETHING IRONICALLY AND NOW I CAN’T STOP SAYING IT
  • THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT MY PERSONALITY

ability:

  • I CAN SING WELL
  • I CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT
  • I CAN DO OVER 30 PUSHUPS WITHOUT STOPPING
  • I’M A FAST RUNNER
  • I CAN DRAW WELL
  • I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY
  • I’M GOOD AT DOING MATH IN MY HEAD
  • I CAN HOLD MY BREATH UNDERWATER FOR OVER A MINUTE
  • I HAVE BEATEN AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE IN ARM WRESTLING
  • I KNOW HOW TO COOK AT LEAST 3 MEALS FROM SCRATCH
  • I KNOW HOW TO THROW A PROPER PUNCH

hobbies:

  • I ENJOY PLAYING SPORTS
  • I’M ON A SPORTS TEAM AT MY SCHOOL OR SOMEWHERE ELSE
  • I’M IN AN ORCHESTRA OR CHOIR AT MY SCHOOL OR SOMEWHERE ELSE
  • I HAVE LEARNED A NEW SONG IN THE PAST WEEK
  • I WORK OUT AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK
  • I’VE GONE FOR RUNS AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK IN THE WARMER MONTHS
  • I HAVE DRAWN SOMETHING IN THE PAST MONTH
  • I ENJOY WRITING
  • FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION
  • I DO OR HAVE DONE MARTIAL ARTS

experiences:

  • I HAVE HAD MY FIRST KISS
  • I HAVE HAD ALCOHOL
  • I HAVE SCORED THE WINNING GOAL IN A SPORTS GAME
  • I HAVE WATCHED AN ENTIRE SEASON OF A TV SHOW IN ONE SITTING
  • I HAVE BEEN AT AN OVERNIGHT EVENT
  • I HAVE BEEN IN A TAXI
  • I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL OR ER IN THE PAST YEAR
  • I HAVE BEATEN A VIDEO GAME IN ONE DAY
  • I HAVE VISITED ANOTHER COUNTRY
  • I HAVE BEEN TO ONE OF MY FAVOURITE BAND’S CONCERTS

relationship:

  • I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP
  • I HAVE A CELEBRITY CRUSH
  • I HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE I KNOW
  • I HAVE BEEN IN AT LEAST 3 RELATIONSHIPS
  • I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP
  • I HAVE ASKED SOMEONE OUT OR ADMITTED MY FEELINGS TO THEM
  • I GET CRUSHES EASILY
  • I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE FOR OVER A YEAR
  • I HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR AT LEAST A YEAR
  • I HAVE HAD FEELINGS FOR A FRIEND

my life:

  • I HAVE AT LEAST ONE PERSON I CONSIDER A “BEST FRIEND”
  • I LIVE CLOSE TO MY SCHOOL
  • MY PARENTS ARE STILL TOGETHER
  • I HAVE AT LEAST ONE SIBLING
  • I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES
  • THERE IS SNOW RIGHT NOW WHERE I LIVE
  • I HAVE HUNG OUT WITH A FRIEND OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL IN THE PAST MONTH
  • I HAVE A SMARTPHONE
  • I HAVE AT LEAST 15 CDS
  • I SHARE MY ROOM WITH SOMEONE

random shit:

  • I HAVE BREAKDANCED
  • I KNOW A PERSON NAMED JAMIE
  • I HAVE HAD A TEACHER WITH A LAST NAME THAT’S HARD TO PRONOUNCE
  • I HAVE DYED MY HAIR
  • I’M LISTENING TO ONE SONG ON REPEAT RIGHT NOW
  • I HAVE PUNCHED SOMEONE IN THE PAST WEEK
  • I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS GONE TO JAIL
  • I HAVE BROKEN A BONE
  • I HAVE EATEN A WAFFLE TODAY
  • I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE
  • I SPEAK AT LEAST 2 LANGUAGES FLUENTLY
  • I HAVE MADE A NEW FRIEND IN THE PAST YEAR

I got tagged by @ zek-the-snek to do this!

BOLD THE STATEMENTS THAT ARE TRUE FOR YOU!

APPEARANCE:

I am 5′7″ or taller

I wear Glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair(naturally, before I made it green)

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT THE WAY I LOOK

PERSONALITY:

My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Slytherin

I am an introvert

I like love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is Something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head(yo, i’m dumb as shit)

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir in my school or somwhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn painted something in the past month

I enjoy writing

Fandoms are my #1 passion

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year(does urgent care clinic count?)

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts(Aurora Aksnes)

RELATIONSHIP:

I’m in a relationship (Single af for life)

I have a celebrity crush (Carlos Valdes, my one true love)

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship(no joke, single af for life)

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them (Both! and he laughed in my face)

I get crushes squishes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I live/lived close to my school(I was homeschooled)

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling (My sister)

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs(I have over 100)

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie (He was a douche)

I have had a teacher with a name that’s hard to pronounce(Vanvorthizen! we called her mrs.V)

I have dyed my hair (10 different colors/green now)

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now(Happy by Alex Boye)

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least two languages fluently

I have made a new friend in the past year

I’m going to tag @fuckyeahvalidation @deanslittlebabypunk @kuriozgirl @westoftheglass @cheshireelims

ashquartz  asked:

9, and 20 but 20 is anything you want to answer.

dude!!!!! ur new icon thing is so cool i’m dying 

9. tattoos i want: i’ve been thinking about this a lot lately bc im having reaaaaaaal bad tattoo cravings it’s been too long since my last but currently i have a lot planned out for the future like the rest of my sleeve nd stuff but for now i just want my next one to be kind of spontaneous and random i dont want to go in knowing exactly what i want i just want to find a super cool artist to throw ideas at me until one sticks

20. anything you want to ask: i dont know if i’m supposed to pick from these or not but i think i’ll pick 17 because that one seems pretty general so. a fact about my life: i reached an actual low point in my life today where the ppl at the gas station recognized me when i went in to get an icee :/ (i’m kidding tho this is probably my biggest accomplishment) (and then they laughed at me because it’s like arctic weather outside but)

NOLA SOUNDCHECK

ok everything on here is either from my brain or from Twitter

•THEY PLAYED IF YOU DONT KNOW and catch fire and OUT OF MY LIMIT
•I screamed play unpredictable but they didn’t hear me
•My question about Lyric tattoos was screened but I didn’t get to ask it
•Calum fears open ocean and how he doesn’t fuck with deep sea fishing and Ashton sang a little song about it
•Michael fears heights and has never been able to touch a bug and will never kill a bug for his future wife
•Ashton 100% fears being asked to build furniture
•Ashton knows all the lyrics to right temperature
•Michael knows all the lyrics to almost all old Eminem songs
•Luke got deep and was like “it’s not embarrassing unless you make it embarrassing”
•Then they talked about how they know the entire take me home tour and how Ashton would lose it when Harry would wave at them from the floating platform
•Someone asked about the music that had the biggest impact on them, Ashton’s was Jet by Wings, Luke’s was when he saw Good Charlotte live, Michael’s was the punk goes acoustic thing and he touched a bit on the blink and atl acoustics (especially Jasey Rae and how it lead him to get into atl and green day and others)
•They got distracted by the ads in the stadium and made jokes about the Pelicans (Nola’s basketball team) and got a little excited about Amy Schumer until calum (I think) was like “what does she even do”
•The two “older” songs they would’ve liked to play live on this tour were WAYF (Luke pronounced it like way-fffff) and Social Casualty
•Calum wore a Santa Cruz sweatshirt and flip flops, Luke was wearing all black and was barefoot, Michael wore his green jacket and a snapback, and Ashton wore a Hawaiian shirt

i think one of my favorite things about alex zubat is that she tries SO HARD… like, someone asked her about tattoos inspired by indigenous cultures and she wrote like an essay on why ~her people~ believe in good and evil spirits and how spiritual and deep and meaningful ~her people~ are or whatever

like, shut the fuck up, a lot of native people dont know jack shit about our ancestry, literally none of us pretend to be experts on the history of indigenous societies but for some reason she thinks her facade will be more believable if she does that and it pisses me off so much??? i plan on getting tattoos in the future too and the first one i get is gonna be a reference to a fucking anime i watched when i was 13, not some random native american symbol my american history textbook told me about. god why do fake ass white people try so fucking hard to understand us

I love the lyric I chose for my tattoo, it means the world to me. (The lyric is: we’re all too smart to talk to god) because people always ask me “what if someone thinks something bad because of that lyric”
And I’m just like, good. I hope someone makes a snap judgement about my religious choices based on 8 words tattooed on my back.
It shows they are judgemental. That they are the kind of people I dont want to be around. That they who claim to be devout are actually making snap judgements about something they don’t understand. I hope it makes them uncomfortable. I hope they look at me weird. I want to piss you off. I want you to hate me for some words. It shows what kind of person you are.