-being the only female member of the team

-he began flirting with you immediately

-it was all fun and games with him asking you out and rejecting him until you said yes and then he got all stuttery and blushy, “really???? like… like a-a-a a real date?”

-after that no one else was allowed to flirt with you

-he would protect you with his life

-he is the guy who has his arm over your shoulders

-he would literally growl at anyone who came to close to you

-the others would get gaggy about the PDA

-but lets be serious, Donny would not be able to take his hands off you

-he’d be the one to smack your ass playfully

-that shit eating grin of his would just make your heart leap

-he’d like to carry you around

-i dunno, just show off those muscles

-you’d be known as the Bear Jew’s Girlfriend and have a reputation as being one of the most gorgeous woman alive who ‘tamed the bear jew’

-so much laughter with that boi

-he’d grab you bridal style and spin you around

-he’d get very protective on missions, it would actually be an issue for Aldo when he’s choosing teams because if he put you together it might distract Donny but if you’re not together he’ll be worried and make mistakes so catch 22

-he’d have all sorts of pet names for you

-he would love to talk about introducing you to his family back in America and how his mom and grandma would love you

-cuddling him and getting to touch that chest

-but he’s so fiercely in love with you 

-when he’s all good and calm he can actually be really sweet, saying cute things in that accent

-he’d have a thing for playing with your hair

-he’d be rough with his kisses sometimes because every kiss could be your last

-but also really gentle little kisses (he’d like kissing you all over your face to make you laugh)

-ugh yes please

Dating Donny Donowitz Would Include

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Anon:  can you pls do donny donowitz as a lover i’m having major feels for him rn

  • Super protective
  • He keeps a baseball bat by the door
  • So if anyone comes in and bothers you
  • He can have some fun.
  • He takes you out on fun dates
  • Definitely going out to baseball games
  • But also to cute little startup restaurants
  • And definitely some nice Italian places.
  • He totally did not spend three hours before your first date trying to figure out what he should wear and how his hair should look
  • And was still perfectly on time
  • And showed up with a giant bouquet of flowers.
  • He loves to kiss you roughly
  • But it took him a while to get that way
  • Because he didn’t want to scare you off
  • So at first he was really gentle with you
  • But the more he got to know you
  • The rougher he got
  • Until it got to the point where he shoves you up against the nearest solid object
  • And kisses you until your knees go out
  • And he has to hold you up.
  • In the bedroom it’s no different
  • If it even ends up in the bedroom
  • Because normally
  • You two will screw each other’s brains out
  • In the closest are possible.
  • He’s very dominant
  • And loves pinning you down
  • And biting you
  • And if you’re okay with it
  • He loves choking you
  • And he’ll go down on you so much
  • Because hearing you moan turns him on beyond anything else.
  • Afterwards, he loves wrapping you up in his arms
  • And feeling your body flush against his
  • And he usually falls asleep first
  • And wakes up first.
  • In the morning
  • He likes to lay in bed
  • Holding you tight as he listens to your breathing
  • And as he feels your heartbeat against his chest
  • He feels an overwhelming love rush over him
  • Because he can’t believe that someone like you would be with someone like him
  • And he’s always going to treat you right
  • Because he never wants to lose the love you have for him.

-they’d all have a thing for you but would never act on it or make you uncomfortable

-but if you were comfortable with certain things they’d love that

-like any mission where you have to pretend to be one of their wives

-they’d act the shit out of being your husband

-they’d all take a bullet for you

-they’d all respect the shit out of you too

-youd have your pick of missions

-everyone would know about the ‘beautiful basterd’ which shortens to ‘BB’ which is why most of the basterds call you Baby

-they’d love to show off for you

-they’d all be super protective of soldiers (specifically German ones) checking you out

-any time a new person joined the group and saw you the rest would sigh because thats one more competitor for you and they feel bad for every guy that falls for you even though they all did

-they coddle you as much as you want

-Donny lets you carry his bat

-he also offers to carry you around

-Aldo would be the type to put his arm over your shoulders when he’s pretending to be your husband

-he’d let you do all the talking on missions because he’s… well, he’s Aldo, need i say more?


you recognized two of them immediately and from the way one of them was eyeing you, you assumed he recognized you as well. waving at the one who was looking at you, whom you knew as The Bear Jew, you invited him by your movements to follow you to somewhere secluded. 

his heart was thumping happily as he followed you, mind racing ‘get a load of this looker. damn she is fine.’

when you knew you were alone you stopped, “what are you guys doing here?”

“Bawnjorno.” he grinned.

“i know you’re American.”