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Compilation of some of my favorite dialogues from the BNHA manga.

I really hope all of these make it into the anime, cause they’re all comedy gold. 

Bakugou: Heh, kid thinks he’s an adult.
Todoroki: reminds me of someone I know….
Bakugou: AH? HE’S NOTHING LIKE ME! AT LEAST I DON’T KEEP ALL MY EMOTIONS PENT UP INSIDE LIKE A CERTAIN SOMEONE!
Todoroki: relax… it was a joke. 

Yaoyorozu: The more I consume, the more I can create.
Sero: kinda like poop
[Jirou punches Sero in the face]

Bakugou: KING OF EXPLODOKILLS
Midnight: I’d suggest trying something different for your hero name…that’s not gonna slide….
Bakugou: fine.
Bakugou: BARON OF EXPLODOKILLS
Midnight: Again…not gonna slide.
Kirishima: How about Blasty McSplode!?!

Shouji: I’ll tell you now…I don’t have anything interesting in my room…
Mina: …more like you don’t have anything PERIOD!!!
Todoroki: ….Is this what they refer to as “minimalist”?

[Yaoyorozu offers to tutor people]
Kirishima: [to Bakugou] Talk about a gap in personal virtue
Bakugou: I’m plenty virtuous too fuckmunch!! Why don’t I tutor you till you’re a puddle of blood?!?
Kirishima: Ohh i’ll take you up on that! 

Todoroki: Bakugou, what are you going to do about the provisional license supplementary lessons?
Bakugou: THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Todoroki: Well then, I’ll leave you to your cleaning. Enjoy!!
Bakugou: DAMN IT!!!

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Shit the Foxes said on talk shows
  • Neil: So Kevin comes in at like 1 in the morning, brand new tattoo on his face, and he's drunk as hell but he's making this surprisingly coherent speech about being the deadliest piece of the board, and I'm just sitting there not saying a word because I don't know a thing about chess.
  • Dan: There's a video on my computer containing cuts from every single time Andrew sent a ball flying into someone's head set to the Donky Kong theme song. It's two and a half hours.
  • Allison: Neil has this thing where bad things happening to him are like a matter of fact. Once, he and I met up for lunch, and when the bill came he asked if he could pay me back later because he got mugged on the way over. As it turns out, what I mistook for Neil being a picky eater was actually Neil trying to eat without upsetting a shallow stab wound.
  • Renee: I don't drink alcohol because you can't account for what you'll do when you're drunk. Though sometimes that turns out fun. About a year ago we found out that Matt knows how to sing Sweden's national anthem backwards by heart, and that was hilarious. But on the other hand I've had Allison and Nicky competing on who can break a glass with their voice at three in the morning, so.
  • Matt: Kevin is definitely seems like everything in his life is about Exy, but get to know him and you realize that he has plenty of interests, it's just that he has no concept of doing things in moderation. So it's less a stick up his butt and more like, I don't know, a pool noodle or something.
  • Aaron: Neil doesn't have a concept of money, a fact which on any given day swings between hilarious and flat out tragic. He refused to pay $15.90 for new pants but said he'd pay for my med school if I stopped making fun of his new haircut. To be clear, both of these things happened in the same conversation.
  • Nicky: I love God, I do. He's always in my heart. But I guess God has abandonment issues because every time I see a commercial for a McFlurry I can just feel him testing me.
  • Andrew: The thing about the Foxes is that the stress level on any given day can fluctuate so wildly you get whiplash. One day you're getting yelled at for not blocking a shot, the next you're getting yelled at for "obstruction of justice" or whatever it is the Feds call it when you remind them that they can't come in without a search warrant. Why Wymack does this willingly is beyond me.
  • Kevin: On the one hand, the Foxes are much less organized, not to mention a smaller team. Every game, we're at an almost immediate disadvantage. On the other hand, Ravens are contractually forbidden from Irish coffee. So overall the decision isn't hard.

Me: *messes up a single note*

Me:

Me: My gosh I am the the worst player in history! Why did past me think it was a good idea to even start??? Im AWFUL! I have no future in this, I am wasting my time with this honky donky instrument of death. 

anonymous asked:

Bam, here's a Rylex prompt for ya: Ryland and Alex are making out but mostly cuddling and peeps walk in??? on ???? Them?? That's kinda my kOnkie DonKie

here you go, fluffy rylex for the soul my friend !!

ryland, in my headcanon, is demisexual, hence the physical affection thing, but i had a lot of fun writing this so i hope you enjoy!!

also,, kOnkie DonKie???? same

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They’d taken affection one step at a time.

Alex learned early on that Ryland hated physical contact. Hand touches, pats on the head, brushing legs, he hated it all. He’d flinch and move away, or avoid the contact altogether. Alex respected it, of course, but he couldn’t seem to figure out why.

Ryland had a heart of gold. Alex knew that. There must’ve been some reason he didn’t like touching people. Alex suspected it had something to do with detaching himself from society and his general distrust of people. 

Alex had done his best, and succeeded, in getting Ryland to open up a bit more. After much prodding and slow steps, Ryland was learning how to approach others. His temper didn’t even flare up much anymore. Ryland never, ever got so angry he’d hurt someone, but he had a sharp tongue and Alex knew how hard Ryland was working to try and stay calm.

Ryland considered himself an unlovable jerk, but Alex knew that wasn’t the case at all.

And now, so did their friends.

Sam, Kamal, and Ash still made regular appearances at the apartment. Alex was delighted to discover that they, too, had developed affection for Ryland, looking past his tough demeanor to find a kind soul Alex had known all along.

Ryland was happier, too. Slowly, he began to allow Alex to throw his arm around him during a game tournament. He let Sam high-five him after a good match. He allowed Ash to hug him quickly before they’d leave.

The first time they kissed, Alex had been on cloud nine. It hadn’t even occurred to him in the moment that this was a huge step for Ryland. He didn’t push Alex away, but he shied away when Alex tried to kiss him again.

Baby steps, Alex reminded himself. He didn’t mind. If it made Ryland comfortable, he was willing to wait. 

He nearly shrieked when Ryland walked out the next morning and gave Alex a small peck on the forehead. It was such a simple gesture, but Alex floated around for the rest of the day.

Things progressed. They started cuddling during movies. Ryland held his hand when they went to the store. Alex was allowed to play with Ryland’s hair while he played a video game.

Despite this, Ryland shied away from anyone that wasn’t Alex. He was okay with Sam and Ash on a few small things, and even Kamal, but still didn’t care for touching others, or even interacting. It was okay, though. He was trying his best.

One particular evening, Alex was snuggled against Ryland, practically in his lap, and Ryland was trying to defeat a video game boss. Alex blinked sleepily as Ryland succeeded, barely registering the dancing character.

“You did it, boo,” he said, turning to look up at Ryland. Ryland yawned, casting the controller aside as he slumped into the couch.

“Yeah. About fuckin’ time.”

Alex inched forward a little, testing the waters. “You’re super warm, baby bear. Is it too hot in here?”

Ryland stretched, moving his arm to place around Alex and gave a half-smile. “Nah. I’m good.”

Alex was unprepared for Ryland to turn and press a soft kiss to his mouth. It was quick, hardly even a peck, but Alex’s entire face heated up and he could feel himself beaming.

Ryland caught his expression and rolled his eyes, trying to hide his own blush. “Jeez, dude. No need to get all excited.”

Alex wriggled closer, his heart beating a mile a minute. “But Ry,” he whined, “your kisses are so warm.”

Ryland’s blush deepened, and Alex hesitated, allowing Ryland to move away if he needed to, but Ryland didn’t as Alex went for the strike.

The second kiss was longer, but just as soft. Alex slid his mouth over Ryland’s, feeling Ryland’s accelerated pulse under his hands as he smiled. Ryland’s mouth moved slowly, but calmly. He seemed okay.

Alex leaned back to catch his breath, and Ryland stared at him with affection written all over his face. It was a soft side Alex didn’t see often.

Alex smiled, leaning his forehead against Ryland’s. “You’re so cute.”

“Stop,” Ryland grumbled, and it was his turn to lean forward and catch Alex’s mouth. They didn’t land exactly center, and Alex giggled at the feeling of Ryland’s mouth on the corner of his own.

Alex hummed against him, reaching a hand up to play with the hair Ryland had released from his ponytail. He threaded his fingers through it, reflexively tugging on the ends when Ryland pressed a tentative kiss to his jaw.

Ryland leaned back, and Alex released the hair, afraid he’d pushed Ryland’s limit, but Ryland just looked flushed. “What was with that noise?”

“What noise?” Alex asked, his words stuttering.

A glint came to Ryland’s eye, and Alex found himself swaying a little. Has Ryland always been this damn hot?

Before Ryland could tease him, Alex decided to play dirty, leaning forward to kiss Ryland’s collarbone. Ryland froze under him, but didn’t move away, so Alex took this as a good sign and kissed up his neck. Ryland squeaked.

“Alex, you–”

The front door crashed open, and the two men yelped as they jumped apart, both turning bright red.

“We’re here for movie night!” Kamal yelled, hopping over to the microwave, blissfully unaware of Ryland and Alex’s mortification. “Hope you guys picked out the movie!”

Sam and Ash soon followed, and Ryland hastily adjusted his shirt and Alex smoothed his hair as Sam rummaged in the fridge and Ash joined them in the living room.

“Are you two okay?” she asked, raising an eyebrow as she looked from one flushed face to the other. Ryland crossed him arms, huffing.

“We’re fine.”

Alex nodded frantically, and he knew Ash didn’t buy it, but mercifully let it go as Kamal joined them with a huge bowl of popcorn. “All right! I’ve got the first Lord of the Rings here if you dumbasses don’t have a movie ready.”

“You’re just picking on me because I haven’t seen it,” Ryland retorted as Kamal opened the DVD player.

As the movie began, Alex dug his fingers under the blankets to find Ryland’s. Wordlessly, he tangled their hands together, giving Ryland’s a soft squeeze.

Ryland didn’t say anything, but Alex felt his heart leap at the gentle squeeze he got in return.

5

Nart’s Travel Tips (Tokyo edition):


1. Have a rough idea of where you want to go. Navigating through Tokyo is really tough, especially for first timers. But don’t have a super detailed itinerary because that ruins the fun and spontaneity 😄


2. Bring a map of the city and a subway map with you at all times. You can also rent a wifi device for a really affordable price (¥3000/week or $26-27/week). It’ll save you the hassle of being lost and clueless. Jorudan Train Finder will be your best friend.
(Trivia: Shinjuku station in Tokyo is the busiest train station in the world. You’re bound to get lost here 99% of the time. You won’t only get Lost in Translation; you’ll also be Lost in Train Station! 😂)


3. Helpful words/phrases:
-sumimasen (excuse me/I’m sorry)
-ohayo gozaimasu/konnichiwa/konbanwa/oyasuminasai (good morning/good afternoon/good evening/good night)
- *insert place you want to go to* wa doku desu ka? (Where is *place*?)
- kore wa ikura desu ka? (How much is this?)
- kore wa nan desu ka? (What is this?)
- hidari (left), migi (right)
- arigatou gozaimasu (thank you)
- wakarimasen (I don’t understand)
- wakarimashita (I understand)
- nihongo o hanasemasen (I don’t speak Japanese)

• words and phrases you’ve learned from anime will finally come to fruition hahaha


4. You don’t have to shell out money just to have a good view of the city. There are free vantage points that’ll give you a spectacular city view free of charge!

• If you don’t want to pay ¥2000+ for a view on top of Tokyo Skytree, and you don’t want to pay ¥900 for a view on top of the Tokyo Tower, why not try Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building’s observation deck in Shinjuku? It’s located on the 45th floor, and offers a wonderful view of the city skyline in the western part of Tokyo.

• You can also try Asakusa’s Culture and Tourism Center observation deck located at the 8th floor. You’ll get a nice view of the Skytree and the Taito-ku skyline.


5. Souvenirs? You have a wide option at Nakamise Dori (a 250-meter shopping street heading towards Sensoji temple). Along Nakamise Dori, there are shops selling matcha ice cream and cold matcha tea (for ¥50). Nart recommends you try them! Before leaving Sensoji, I also suggest trying melon bread (melon pan) which is extremely popular in Japan. It doesn’t actually have melon in it; it’s just shaped like a melon, hence, the name 😂 It costs around ¥200. Oh, and get your Omikuji (fortune telling paper) for ¥100 at Sensoji! If you get a good fortune, keep the omikuji. If you get a bad fortune, tie the piece of paper on the racks provided at the temple. You can also get your charms and talismans at Sensoji! I got mine (charm for academics because I’ll be starting med school soon) for ¥500! They have all sorts of charms for different purposes and occasions! 😄✨


6. Go to Don Quijote (DonKi), the biggest discount store in Japan. You’ll find anything and everything under the sun at DonKi for a minimum price! Chocolates, sweets, alcohol, daily supplies- you name it, DonKi has it. The Mega DonKi at Shibuya is open 24/7. Nart approves of you going to DonKi! 🐧


7. Speaking of Shibuya, you HAVE to see the mega famous crossing, Shibuya Crossing, which is also called “The Scramble.” It’s nice to take a video of the people scrambling around like marbles in all directions when the stoplight turns red. Use time-lapse option! Now, many people would opt to go to Starbucks or L'Occitane cafe to get a good shot at the people crossing The Scramble. But why pay, when you can get an equally amazing view for free? Shibuya Mark City walkway has walls made of glass, which will give you a clear view of people crossing The Scramble. Also, do try crossing The Scramble! It’s a fun experience, I promise! 😂


8. Anime goods? You’ve got two options- Akihabara and Nakano Broadway. They’re both Otaku Meccas. It depends on which anime goods you’re looking for, though. Let’s talk about Naruto merchandises:

- I feel like I’ve searched all over Tokyo for Naruto merch, but I ended up disappointed 😞 Anyway, if you still want to try, the first place you should go to is Tokyo station. At the basement, you’ll find the Shonen Jump shop and the TV Tokyo shop. They both sell some Naruto merch. Although Jump Shop sells more Boruto merch now. If you’re still unsatisfied, try the bigger Jump Shop at Tokyo Dome City. It has more merch, but I can’t guarantee you’ll be satisfied.

- If you wanna try your luck in Akihabara, try Akiba Zone. In Akiba Zone, the 1st and 2nd floors are occupied by Lashinbang (and the 2nd floor is actually Hentai land lol). 3rd floor is occupied by Robot Robot which sells more Naruto merch than Jump Shop and TV Tokyo shop. You can also try Mandarake in Akihabara, but I wasn’t too pleased either. I couldn’t find anything at the Animate store.

- If you wanna try your luck in Nakano Broadway, just focus all your scavenging efforts on the 2nd floor. Lashinbang here is a disappointment, but Mandarake here is better. Probably because Mandarake originated in Nakano. You’ll see lots of action figures, and some of them are reasonably priced.

- Overall, if you wanna find Naruto merch in Tokyo, good luck. It’s like finding a needle in a haystack. You’ll probably end up as disappointed as I am.


9. Fan of Makoto Shinkai’s works? Head to Shinjuku Gyoen (to the Japanese traditional gardens section) and search for the setting of The Garden of Words (Kotonoha no Niwa). Not a fan of anime? No problem. Shinjuku Gyoen is still a beautiful garden to take a break from all the hustle and bustle of Tokyo.


10. Try ramen, sushi, and sashimi. Even once! It’s life-changing 😂


11. Go to Meiji Shrine. It’s splendid, and the aura is divine. While you’re in the area, stroll around Harajuku, the cosplay runway of the world. Try the crepes at Takeshita Dori!


12. Research if there are upcoming festivals somewhere in Tokyo (or in neighboring areas). You might be lucky enough to witness a fireworks or a paper lanterns festival! 😄


13. Rent a kimono (or yukata in the summer), and stride with pride. Some people MAY ask to take a picture with you 😅


14. Take pictures!!! Take LOTS and LOTS of pictures. As long as you aren’t bothering anyone, you’re good to go! It’s Japan! Unleash your photography skills! 👍🏼❤️🇯🇵


That’s it for now, I guess😅


Love,
Nart and misstheatricality (Nart’s travel buddy) 💕✨


#NartTravels

Random shitpost headcanons

(BOI ANGST IS OVER IM BRINGING MEMES BACK)

- Travis and Dante got the other members to get into teams and they played online Uno, 7-0, draw until you can play mode. And Dante was a fuck and set it to 700 points. They played for 5 AND A HALF HOURS

- kawaii chan dabs whenever the others ask for sweets. Aphmau does it on purpose so she’ll do it in the cafe. A lot of people dab with kawaii chan

- the entirety of the edge squad has danced to both gandum style and that new song that goes (Doo do do do Doo) (shh idk this meme)

- Ivy, who has 5 years experience and practice in digital editing and art. Took an entire 8 hours out of her life to Photoshop Boltos head on Shrek, Garroths head on Fiona, Kim’s head on donky, And michis head on the dragon. And she did it fucking well.

- gene and Dante are masters in synchronised dabbing

- Travis is a walking shit post generator when he hasn’t slept in four days and is running off the raw power of energy drinks and coffee with crushed caffeine pills as sugar

- honest to god Michi does the “-BODY ONCE TOLD ME!” Everytime someone says “some”

- walking Shit post generator two is Bolto, just Bolto as a person and the ridiculous Shit he will say

- aphmau once said “oh ohh no, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong” and everybody just gave her this fucking look. She laughed so hard she almost passed out

- aphmau makes Aaron participate in memes

- Laurence is secretly a meme master and knows every meme in existence

- Whenever Zane dabs everyone has to take a moment to realise that Zane is participating in there memes willingly and enjoying them

- Zane is meme garbage thanks to aphmau and Dante

- aphmau getting Zane to say the magnum dong line and kawaii chan asks to see it. Zane practically chokes on his own spit

- Lucinda gave the rainbow squad meifwa features so they could dance to “nyanyanyanya” (that’s the name of the nyan cat song I shit you not. And it’s made by hutsune miku). The video got over a million views in two days

- Zane plays cat videos and kawaii chan watches them like she’s in a trance because “kitttttyyyyyyyy”

- Silvana is actually up to date on all the memes. And whenever the others dab she just looks at Eric and goes “didn’t that meme die months ago??” And he just shrugs because he doesn’t know shit about memes

- Laurence come out of the closet is still an inside joke meme

- the newest meme is “you two can’t fuck there”. This was in reference to the one time gene and Bolto almost had sex on the coffee table

- walking shitposter Travis has said some great things such as “fuck I dropped will to live.” “I wanna stick my dick in the blender” “do you think a cactus would be happy if I hugged it?” “What if whenever we call a cockroach gross. It tells its friends and sends more cockroaches” “can I fist a book or am I gonna lose my hand?” “Collage is like the biggest fuck you ever because, you pay a shit ton of money for books you never need, for a class you already know everything about, only to get given a peace of paper that’s like “hey fuck you thanks for your money your Just as stupid as when you got here and we taught you nothing besides learning how to drink coffee like its a shot and swallow more caffeine pills then your roommate who may or may not be drunk”“

- Aaron has said some pretty stupid things and aphmau calls him the accidental shitposter of gold

- Garroth and Kim dabbed to complete the ritual of joining the edge squad