It’s been a rough couple days. We all deserve something to make us happy. Here’s my top 10 moments starring Kim Jong Kook & Song Ji Hyo.
1. Episode 21.
The first encounter of the “Spartace” couple. The two formed a team and faced the other guests and members. Ji Hyo in an earlier episode requested to not be on the hiding team anymore, and wanted to join up with Jong Kook. In the end they defeated the 8 members (cast and guests) to win the episode.
2. Episode 182.
Kim Jong Kook protecting Ji Hyo from 3 members of the opposite team. He was doing such a good job that Gary got a little jealous.
3. Episode 48.
The objective of the game was to guess each members face while being blindfolded. Ji Hyo took this once in a lifetime opportunity to pull on Jong Kook’s hair without being punished.
4. Episode 163.
Are they getting married?
5. Episode 34.
Blindfolded once again. This time it was to pour water into a glass up until the fill line. I think he might be drowning.
6. Episode 40.
The final mission was for them to compose a song using toy instruments. Ji Hyo was asked to do a high “cuckoo” on her recorder, but (purposely?) played low note after low note. Which led to this comment.
7. Episode 93.
Votes are casted the beginning of each round to see who would be targeted. First round everybody voted Jong Kook but failed to rip off his name tag in the allotted time. Which gave Jong Kook an extra vote. The two teamed up and voted for HaHa (Ji Suk Jin also voted for HaHa, 4-4 split between him and KJK) and to no surprise he was eliminated.
8. Episode 170.
The Wizard of Oz, Running Man Edition. Both Ji Hyo and Jong Kook are cowardly lions, and to get over their fear they are asked to chop wood….. Yeah RM gets kinda weird sometimes.
9. Episode 291.
While Ji Hyo and Gary are on their very first date. She mentions that she doesn’t meet up with the other cast members outside the show as much. Only Kwang Soo for a meal or two and tanning with Jong Kook…. Wait what?
10. Episode 261.
The cast members enjoy a nice day at a carnival before entering a scary haunted mansion. They had rides, free food, games, prizes and other stuff found at a carnival. Jong Kook tried some fried octopus and fed it to Ji Hyo.
There was something going on with the guys at school. One by one, they’d start acting funny, first it was a sudden shyness, and they’d start to walk funny. Almost the same lumbering gait that the Jocks swaggering down the halls had, but more forced, awkward looking. Then as it progressed, it was like they’d get, irritated. Suddenly aggressive, lashing out. A Desperation in their eyes that no one seemed to understand the cause of. It usually ended with the same guy, entering the Locker Room during one of the teams’ practices, and leaving completely dazed, eyes glazed over, mumbling incoherently while groping themselves.
The rumor started after the fourth or fifth incident. Weeks apart, it seemed to only happen to the bookish, quiet guys. One day they’d be normal, then the next, the changes happened. I finally found out what was going on…. When it happened to me.
It’s called the Cup. A conversion method the Jocks are using now to recruit the lesser guys to their side. It seems coach, and the school board are desperate for money for the teams, and with some of the budget going to the more “artsy” activities, they found a way to lessen the herd and make sports a priority. They target a nerd, or even just a random non-sport obsessed student, wait for passing period, then one of the jocks walks up casually, not even looking at you. He waits for the halls to fill with people, before slipping his hand into the front of your pants, and installing, “The Cup”
It doesn’t matter what kind of clothing you’re wearing at the time, the Cup doesn’t falter, seamlessly attaching itself to your junk, irremovable, sealing away your bits. The instant smell is the dead giveaway. A Reeking, heady scent wafting up, the smell of virile balls and heavy effort. That’s when the Jock who Cupped you walks away as if nothing happened.
The shyness comes from not being able to remove the thing, as well as the ever-present smell, and the fact that you lost all access to your cock and balls. It’s a humiliating, embarrassing feeling, trying desperately in a bathroom to remove it, only to have it heat up to uncomfortable levels, or cool down until your bits shrivel in the chill. If you continue to struggle, it starts to vibrate at a maddening low hum that drives you insane with desperate, horny need.
The awkward lumbering gait is solely from the hefty bulk of the thing between your legs. Rubbing at your thighs, it forces you to adopt a sort of mock swagger, widened stance, sitting with your legs splayed. And it’s also where the aggression usually kicks in. The Cup keeps you from touching yourself, which, is bad enough in itself. As you’d expect, that doesn’t go over well with hormonal guys. But worse, at this stage, usually a week in, the vibrating hum doesn’t stop, ever.
Continuous, maddening, not enough to get you off, just enough to drive you wild, the cup seems tighter at this point, as if its full, more packed than typical. We assumed it was shrinking. It also stays at a constant, dank, warm temperature, causing you to sweat no matter how cold it is. Even an ice-cold shower doesn’t help.
This is why the agitated, aggressive behavior is prevalent at this stage. The utter desperation in your eyes comes from the defeat of being driven near insane with horny, desperate need, while having had your cock locked away from you for what feels like an eternity.
It’s at this point, sometimes a week, sometimes a few, that we all break and head to the locker room. Instinctually, we know where to go to get release. Making the journey feels like a walk to the electric chair. You start to go over your entire life, wondering why this is happening, until you make it into the double doors, and….. and I can’t really remember what happened. I know Coach and one of a few assorted team captains is there… I think they divvy us up, evenly spread to each team… then the lights, the cup buzzing increases, a chair, and screen…. Coach telling us… about out new life… commitment, drive… sports… play, love, love sports, be a jock… I’m a jock…
I think it was only a few minutes, but the last school bell rings, bringing me out of the daze, and Coach slips the cup off. Finally, after weeks of torture… FUCK! What the fuck is up with my junk?! Its… How?! Its fucking massive!!! How can I put this in my pants?! By fucking balls too!!! What the fuck?! But…. Coach hands me a pair of shorts, tells me to wear them, commando, and things just, click. I feel my mind slow as I slip them up my legs, feeling the silky material rub against my massive dong. I head out into the hall, talking to myself, bumping into a few people on my way to my locker.
I think I should talk to Kev about trying out for Football… Yeah, I think I should!
anon request: okkk so could you do an auston matthews one where you’re drunk and dancing with guys and he gets jealous and takes u home & idk if u do smut but make it a lil nasty?
anon request: Auston Matthews fluff? :) x
i would do an auston matthews imagine any day! i love him sm️ and i don’t write smut but making out and kissing i can do so i hope this was okay and i hope it was at least a little fluffy cause i was kinda short:))
warnings: making out, kissing, cussing, mentions of alcohol
it was after an amazing goal scored by tyler bozak and a hard fought win we were out celebrating at a bar. i was having the time of my life dancing with all of the lady leafs. “y/n another shot?” one of the girls asked, i quickly nodded and took the shot from her hand and downed it receiving a few cheers as i threw my arms up in the air yelling along with them.
the shot was like fire down my throat but i loved it. i stumbled up the stairs to the vip where all of the guys were drinking beers and slightly dancing to music, “they look so awkward” i giggled with steph as she nodded helping me up the stairs, her being much more sober. “slow down there tiger your gonna hurt yourself” she laughed practically having to pull me up the stairs.
“aus!” i shouted trying to run over to him but almost falling over. “hey baby” he kissed my cheek and i pushed him away. “that is PDA auston!” i pointed my finger at his chest. morgan and mitch were beside me laughing at what was occurring in front of them. “and what are you laughing at you eleven year old and you over sized teddy bear” at that aus was laughing at the two boys, and so was william then matt joined in too.
“you know mitch i don’t even think your supposed to be in here” i shook my head at him disapprovingly. “sorry mitch” auston laughed and pulled me back to him. “she won’t remember this tomorrow” he smiled down at me.
If you have the time, I’d love to see [a soulmate au] for Leonardo! He’s my
favorite of the boys.
Omg, I legit freaked out when I got a message from you in my inbox and I like
fangirled and omg thank you sooooo much! Raph and Leo are my faves, so I’m very
hype to write this omg. I chose to do the soulmate timers instead of the
Sharpie thing though, just to shake it up a little bit.
understand why he had a soulmate timer. Donnie said that it was very likely
their timers would only lead them to other turtles. Tiny, normal turtles. That
was how they were meant to find the ones they were meant to be with.
Biologically, anyway. To mutant turtles like Leo and his brothers, it had
always seemed kind of pointless.
And yet, when the day
came that his timer was supposed to run out, he was still nervous.
Leo was the first of his
brothers to have his time run out. The others weren’t due for months, but Leo’s
timer was due to strike zero in twelve hours.
“I dunno, bro. I think we
should celebrate or something, right?” Mikey asked. “Order a pizza, have April
rent a movie or something. We shouldn’t just sit here and let it run out.”
“I read about a dozen
articles about soulmates last night. According to the majority of them, when
the timer gets closer to running out, you’ll feel a pull and you’ll just have
to go follow it. Something will come over you. Or something. I’m not entirely
sure.” Donatello read from his notes.
“So basically, I should
avoid the pet store. Good to know.” Leo smirked. “Guys, I really don’t care.
I’m not upset. I think I accepted a while ago that I was never going to find…someone, you know?”
“Maybe you should follow
it. For science, of course.” Donnie pushed his glasses further up his nose.
“Then we’ll know if our soulmates are…how do I put this…A worthy investment of
“You mean I should follow
“Thanks, Don. Glad your
head’s in the right place.”
You stared at the numbers
on your wrist on the way home from school. Six hours. Six whole hours before
you met your soulmate. Oh God, it was terrifying. You had no idea what to
expect. So of course, you were scouring the internet for articles about what to
expect. Some people described feeling a pull to where they were supposed to be.
Others felt nothing and just wound up in the perfect place at the perfect time.
You were scared shitless.
When you got home, you
fixed your hair and make-up, trying to get as ready as possible. You ate some
dinner after finishing your homework and tried to make the time pass. So,
naturally, you sat out on the fire escape with a book, as you usually did when
you read. There was something freeing about sitting outside with your legs
dangling as you got lost in other worlds. Maybe getting lost would help you
forget about this world. The one where the stress and anticipation was eating
Leo had no idea where he
was going. But he felt the pull. With ten minutes left, and his brothers a few
blocks behind him, he passed the pet store and kept on running. That was when
the stress set in. His soulmate was not a turtle. Oh no. This might be worse
than not having a real one at all. Now he had to worry about an actual person.
Someone that existed.
Someone that could reject
When Donnie had shared
his notes with the others, he said that some, not many, but some people
rejected their soulmates for various reasons. He thought that maybe the fact
that he was a giant mutant turtle would be enough to turn anyone away. But
either way, he was scared, and with good reason.
What if he never found
you? Or worse. What if he did?
It was less than two
minutes until your timer would run out when you heard a noise in the alley
below. You slipped your bookmark into your book and carefully made your way
down the fire escape.
“Hello?” You looked
around in the shadows. Maybe this was a bad idea, but nevertheless, you called
out again. “Hello?”
There was something
there. Someone. A very tall, bulky silhouette. It took a few steps closer,
cautiously, but not stepping into the light. Not yet.
“I don’t bite.” You
smirked and tilted your head. “You don’t have to be scared.”
“I don’t want you to be scared.” A nervous voice from
“I won’t be.” You
promised. He chuckled.
“You say that now. I’m
not exactly…How do I put this…? I’m not normal.”
“You’re still my
soulmate.” You offered a small smile, and you couldn’t see in the dark, but he
smiled too, his gorgeous blue eyes searching every inch of you. You offered one
of your small, five-fingered hands. “I’m (Y/N).”
He hesitated, but took
your hand in his large green one. Your eyes went wide, but it wasn’t in fear or
even in disgust. It was just surprise.
“Leonardo.” It was like
fireworks. Your skin against his, his voice, his name…It felt so right.
“Come into the light.”
Your voice was soft, pleading. You tried to look to where you thought his eyes
“You won’t like what you
see.” He warned. The knot in Leo’s stomach pulled tighter.
“Let me decide that.”
“Okay.” He took a breath
and stepped into the light. You looked up at him, tall and green with a shell
on his back and the most gorgeous blue eyes you had ever seen. But instead of
the rejection Leo had prepared for his entire life, there was something else in
your eyes: acceptance.
“Come here,” You raised
your arms to hug him, but God, he was tall. When he wrapped his muscular green
arms around you, your feet left the ground. He never wanted to let go. “I love you
so much and I just met you. Is that crazy?”
“I can think of crazier
things.” He chuckled.
“Leo, you all right down
there?” Raph called from the top of a building.
“More than all right,” he
kissed your cheek before setting you on your feet again. “Come on down, guys.”
Leo’s brothers made their
way down to you.
“Well she doesn’t look like a turtle.” Mikey examined you
“Because she’s not, ding-dong.” Raph gave his head a
little shove. “Don’t mind him. He’s got pizza for brains.”
“(Y/N), these are my
brothers, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello.” Leo pointed to each. You
slipped your hand into Leo’s and he gave yours a little squeeze. Hand-holding:
one of the many things Leonardo would have to get accustomed to.
“Nice to meet you.” You smiled.
“Dude, your soulmate is
the chilliest ever, Leo.” Mikey smiled. “I mean, if she’s fine with all of this…She
didn’t even scream or ask if we were aliens or-”
“I grew up in New York.”
You shrugged. “There’s not much that fazes me anymore.”
“I guess,” Raph smirked and
gave his brother a pat on the shoulder. “Good for you, honor boy.”
“Well, my parents won’t
be home for a while. I can order a pizza and we can hang out…or something?” you
shrugged. Mikey’s face lit up like a Christmas tree.
“Not us, doofus.” Raph
chuckled. “We’ve gotta give the lovebirds some time alone.”
“Dammit…” Mikey whined as
Donnie and Raph pulled him away. Leo smiled and shook his head.
“Come on,” you pulled him
up the fire escape.
“You’re sure you wouldn’t
have anyone else as a soulmate?” Leo asked as you were cuddling on the couch a
few hours later.
“Positive.” You kissed
his snout. “You, Leonardo, are perfect
just the way you are.”
His heart just about
“I couldn’t imagine
spending the rest of my life with anybody else.”
Ok real talk, people say they hate the way Jaal’s body is modeled but I’m confused bc you all fell in love with Garrus DinoBug and Thane LizardMan and Javik WhateverTheFuckHeIs and I really don’t see the difference. Like…they’re aliens. They’re supposed to look weird and gangly and I love them that way