done for real this time

  • Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original
  • Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?
  • Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.
  • Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled
  • Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey
  • Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.
  • Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification
  • Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?
  • Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times
  • Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me
  • Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.
  • Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.
  • Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy
  • Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period
  • Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!
  • Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.
  • Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!
  • Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance
  • Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.
  • Male Writer: I am original

The true leap of faith is jumping even if you can’t see the hay stack

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Thanks for all the kind comments! I can’t believe any of you put up with me making these let alone encourage me to do them <3

Part two of three! Part one here / part three here!

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A subtle reminder that Rob is the father in real life [for added effect]

“Trust”

Season 3 killed me and I think season 4 might destroy me. Keith is going to face some tough choices on the road ahead. I tried to include some imagery here. Not everything is what it seems.

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April 19th, 2016 - We can’t waste anymore time. 

✧ ・゚ : * mayor Lorna of Wilting *:・゚✧

🌿 kerokerokeroppi pins

🍄 bandages

🌿 freckle frackles*

🍄 always sunburned*

🌿 deceivingly sad doe eyes

🍄 hair is poofy n curly n messy*

🌿 cream sweater n brown overall dress

🍄 no shoes bc fck that

🌿 actually the worst. isabelle regrets letting her be mayor

🍄 bugs love her. snails n beetles n spiders galore

🌿 her fave villagers are dobie n fauna n henry

🍄 super gross n won’t shower

🌿 adventurous n mischievous but super lazy !!

🍄 sensory issues n LOTS of fun vocal stims

/01/02/03/04/05/06/07/08 09 10/11/12/13/14 15 16 17 18 /19 20 21 22 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 / 34 / 35

there it goes, the end. :) thanks for reading!
(if you want to read it from the beginning [x])

2 A.M

Daveed Diggs x Reader 

Note: I loved this request and the minute I read it, I knew I couldn’t wait to write it. So here it is, I made it a college au because that photo of Daveed in college being all adorable is still stuck in my brain and this just feels like it fits well with a couple of college students you know? Anyway, I hope you like it and please tell me what you think!

Request: Request: It’s 2 am, and Daveed and the Reader are just listening to music on the couch (Like Prince, FKA Twigs, or whatever in that mood style) and they get in the mood and cuddle and make-out and talk about deep stuff, and gives her a promise ring?

Warnings: this is just fluff with a touch of making out

Word Count: 1,400

Tagged: @hamiltonsquills @tallish-hobbit @iamgrayfox @beckett-faye @justanotherone2u


Daveed’s deep sigh is drowned out as you drop the needle onto your old scratched up copy of Purple Rain. The record had originally belonged to your mom, having bought it the day it came out, and after finding it buried in the back of a cupboard the last time you went home you brought it back to school with you.

The first song on the album begins and the sound feels so familiar, so much like home.

“I don’t know why you still listen to records, they scratch so easily you hardly get to hear the music,” he says.

He’s leaning back against your pillows, his arms behind his head, looking much too comfortable for your liking.

“And then halfway through you have to turn it over for the second half of the songs” he continues when you don’t respond.

“Says the guy who bought me records for my last birthday,” you point out.

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