done for real this time

  • Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original
  • Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?
  • Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.
  • Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled
  • Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey
  • Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.
  • Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification
  • Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?
  • Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times
  • Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me
  • Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.
  • Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.
  • Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy
  • Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period
  • Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!
  • Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.
  • Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!
  • Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance
  • Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.
  • Male Writer: I am original
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A subtle reminder that Rob is the father in real life [for added effect]

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April 19th, 2016 - We can’t waste anymore time. 

2 A.M

Daveed Diggs x Reader 

Note: I loved this request and the minute I read it, I knew I couldn’t wait to write it. So here it is, I made it a college au because that photo of Daveed in college being all adorable is still stuck in my brain and this just feels like it fits well with a couple of college students you know? Anyway, I hope you like it and please tell me what you think!

Request: Request: It’s 2 am, and Daveed and the Reader are just listening to music on the couch (Like Prince, FKA Twigs, or whatever in that mood style) and they get in the mood and cuddle and make-out and talk about deep stuff, and gives her a promise ring?

Warnings: this is just fluff with a touch of making out

Word Count: 1,400

Tagged: @hamiltonsquills @tallish-hobbit @iamgrayfox @beckett-faye @justanotherone2u


Daveed’s deep sigh is drowned out as you drop the needle onto your old scratched up copy of Purple Rain. The record had originally belonged to your mom, having bought it the day it came out, and after finding it buried in the back of a cupboard the last time you went home you brought it back to school with you.

The first song on the album begins and the sound feels so familiar, so much like home.

“I don’t know why you still listen to records, they scratch so easily you hardly get to hear the music,” he says.

He’s leaning back against your pillows, his arms behind his head, looking much too comfortable for your liking.

“And then halfway through you have to turn it over for the second half of the songs” he continues when you don’t respond.

“Says the guy who bought me records for my last birthday,” you point out.

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there it goes, the end. :) thanks for reading!
(if you want to read it from the beginning [x])

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→ Paper Doll (pt. 2)

Originally posted by jengkook

pairing → Jungkook x Reader

genre → idol+singer-songwriter!au, drama, slight angst, smut

 warning  sex, language

word count   → 4.7k

 summary   → When the nation’s little sister, IU, gets into a huge scandal, your agency seizes the opportunity to thrust you into that now vacant spotlight. Your self-composed song Paper Doll becomes an overnight sensation, and soon people are itching to find out who was the one who broke your heart. All hell breaks loose once netizens discover that you used to date popular idol, Jeon Jungkook. Little do they know that it wasn’t him who left the relationship unscathed –  it was you.

↳ alternatively: a story on the consequences of a hit break-up song

i | ii 

 a/n  → i haven’t even been on tumblr for a week and askdjjj I can’t believe how many people liked pt. i –  also, I know absolutely nothing about songwriting or music theory, or anything really, so this is me bullshitting my way through 4k words that i haven’t proofread



You associated every song of yours to a specific time and place.

The whimsical cluster chords that opened up Blue Afternoon made you think of the view from your window last spring. Looking down on the busy streets of Seoul from your flat, a crowding of umbrellas had danced to the sound of heavy rain, and you had been immediately struck with a melody line.

That was your favorite part of songwriting – that moment when you finally had something, after having absolutely nothing.

Ironically enough, out of all the songs on your album, you disliked Paper Doll the most.

Even before it had been propelled to the top of the music charts, the song had never been a favorite. The melody line was catchy but predictable, with the most common chord progressions and an overproduced chorus. The people reviewing your songs during the album production had all loved it, however, and they had adamantly decided to push it as a title track.

It was amusing how people presumed the song described a devastating heartbreak between you and your first love. They weren’t exactly wrong, but their interpretation was completely off. Still, you weren’t stupid enough to disapprove their theories. If they wanted to believe that your first boyfriend was a heartless playboy, then that wasn’t your problem.

At least you had never thought it would have to be a problem.

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170401 Jikook/Kookmin

Hi~, I’m back again with this. Such a coincidence it was released when I couldn’t sleep so yeah, why shouldn’t I do a screen cap series again xD

Since I’m a shipper so I see things a shipper sees, please don’t come at me and say I’m biased and stuff, there’s no need, because I am :-). Again, I hope people don’t take shipping too seriously.

Okay let’s go~


so it all starts with this

Satellite Jeon - hovering Jeon is back

Jungkook is in the other side

then start moving to the other side where Jimin is

but then BTS thinks there should be more people on the other side, so Hobi taps on Jungkook shoulder as a sign for him to move

but nope, “I ain’t move~” since Jin hyung is moving anyway

until Jimin pushes him to move 

Good thing they don’t need more people there, so Jungkook is back in between Jimin and Hobi (they are pushing each other a bit right there, Kook can actually go and stand on the right end ya know, but no!)


The neglect

So the positions are settled, but Kook’s arms/hands ain’t settle

but Jimin once again ain’t having any of it, he takes Kook’s hand and pushes it back down


Personal space

Again, how to spell it when it comes to Jungkook and Jimin?

Uhm… I’m not saying that Jungkook keeps holding his hands together or moving his hand around Jibooty but that’s exactly what I’m trying to say…

Like it’s really questionable in my eyes

You can see that the members don’t stand right behind each other, you have quite a different hobby there, Kook ah~

Anw, back to our topic of personal space, now it’s Jimin’s turn


Okay, last one, we thought we were over Jungkook’s hesitation towards Jimin, yeah, we were wrong.

Hesitating hand (in 2 different angles for you)

So he looks at Jimin 1st

before moving his hand towards his target

but I guess the MC’s sudden request cut him off. He kinda looks like he’s caught off guard or sth I think, but he didn’t even do anything bad to begin with xD

Again, you should see for yourself in motion here


Yeah~~~~, I’m done. Time to sleep for real, it’s already 2am TT_TT

Thank you~~~ and have a nice day or good night wherever you are~, be happy with Jikook and Bangtan ♥

🐥🐰🌼🌺☀️✨🌙