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roses-and-oceans  asked:

Psssstttttttttttt hi _(-ω-`_)⌒)_ how about first dating Ignis headcanons? (ง ˙ω˙)ว(ง ˙ω˙)ว(ง ˙ω˙)ว(・ิω・ิ)(・ิω・ิ)(・ิω・ิ)(・ิω・ิ)(・ิω・ิ) love youuuuu 💕💕💕💕

Why hello you little shit  💕

First Date: Ignis Scientia

• He’s going to pick you up in one of the nicest cars Noctis was oh so generous to lend him for the occasion. It’s not that he wants to show off, he just wants to make himself worthy of your time and provide the absolute best for you. 

• If he takes you out around noon then you’ll both go to the nicest cafe in Insomnia, which surprisingly is an absolute hole in the wall yet serves fantastic meals and pastries. He’ll tell you little facts about the lunch you’re both having, and damn is it adorable to see him lose himself in his ramble about the recipe.

Bonus points if he takes you to one of those cafes where they have cats/birds/bunnies/etc. I like to think he has a soft spot for hedgehogs and birds.

• Afterwards, he’ll take you to the botanical guardians of the Citadel, which only a portion is open to the public. Thanks to his status working under the crown, you get to see it all. You and Ignis will spend a good three hours there, looking at the different types of plant life being grown there as well as conversing quietly amongst yourselves. You’ll loop your arm around his, tilting your head slightly and blushing when he leans close to tell you in a whisper how even the most elegant and exotic flower here can’t compare to you. 

• The sun will be setting by the time you’re done there. From here, there’s two ways this date can end: he’ll take you home or take you to dinner depending on your current appetite. If he takes you home, he’ll walk you to your door and plant a kiss on the back of your hand, requesting to see you again soon. 

• If you decide on dinner, he’ll take you to his favorite restaurant and tell you about the recommended dishes. Feeling bold? Rest your hand on his and ask to taste what he’s having. Ignis will give you an intense gaze, which you return, and he’ll feed you a piece. His eyes will be focused on your lips as they close around the end of the fork. You’ll catch him staring and smirk, to which he’ll notice and apologize.

• Next you’ll walk to the nearby plaza and sit by the fountain. At this point, he’s holding your hand and rubbing his thumb over yours. You’ll lean more into him and he’ll smile at your warmth. 

• Whether Ignis kisses you on the first date depends entirely on your current relationship. Should you have met him a little while ago, he’ll want to get more comfortable around you before making himself so vulnerable. 

• If he’s known you for the longest time and he finally worked up the courage to ask you out, he’ll kiss you. The both of you will be standing outside the door to your apartment, giving him the final hug of the night. He’ll pull back enough to look at you, his hands resting on your hips when your eyes meet. 

• “Thank you for spending the day with me, Y/N. I had a wonderful time.” He then leans down, nose brushing against yours as if asking for permission to kiss you. You smile and close the distance, melting into the softness of his lips.

• You’ll giggle when you finally break away from the kiss and he whispers “Breathtaking..” 


@hypaalicious @blindbae @stunninglyignis @bowappthetee @major-artery

ML Headcanon: Chloe actually doesn’t have good eyesight.

She isn’t a fan of contact lenses and the minute she tried on glasses she absolutely hated the way they looked on her.

So what was the next best option?

That’s why she’s got those sunglasses on her head all the time.

#THEYPRESCRIPTION

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modern disney aesthetic
↳ aladdin

AU where instead of going to Samwell, Jack starts a widely successful Publicly Broadcast show for children.

Jack learns that he is great with kids after coaching them for a little over two years. Moreover, kids are good with Jack. There is no pressure to be anything other than who he is.


It all starts with a local news program doing a fluff piece on Jack Zimmermann’s coaching ability. But then it turned into something completely different when Jack skated onto camera and started to introduce every single one of his kids and what was special about them. He was…really enchanting actually. He didn’t ever really talk down to them. Jack just treated them as a tiny friend. 

They ARE his tiny friends, but that’s not the point. 

The footage they got of “snack time” was really the best. Imagine a good 16 kids piled around this massive man teaching them the best way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

 It should have been obvious that a local channel would contact him. It still surprises Jack. They want him to host a show? Why? Everyone always teased him about how impersonable he was during interviews. Is it because he’s Jack Zimmermann’s son? Or Alicia’s? 

Jack asks all of these questions to his mother and she just laughs. “You made a PB&J interesting to 16 kids just by being you”

Jack figures it wouldn’t hurt to give it a shot. 

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Drarry Secret Santa
  • It’s decided that the Eighth Years should do a Secret Santa gift exchange to continue the newfound effort towards House Unity that was started at the beginning of the new term.
  • So of course, because Harry can’t catch a break, he managed to draw Draco Malfoy as his person.
  • He’s stressed AF and wracking his brain to think of something that Malfoy would even want, something he won’t spit on. 
  • Harry gets annoyed when Malfoy plays it off like it’s going to be super easy to get his person a gift, which makes Harry even more Determined™ 
  • Except, secretly Draco is also stressed AF because holy shit everything he thinks of is stupid, what can he possibly get the Boy Who Lived??? Fuck, fuck!
  • Draco trails through Hogsmeade looking at Quidditch supplies, expensive leather-bound journals, and fine bottles of goblin wine before deciding that all of those gifts wouldn’t matter to Potter — with the exception of Quidditch, obviously.
  • But he’s certain that gifting Potter something Quidditch-related won’t have enough of an impact.
  • He wanted to get a gift that meant something, something to thank Potter for saving his life.
  • Harry nearly gave up as the day to exchange their presents drew nearer, but then he found Malfoy’s wand in the bottom of his trunk.
  • He knew it was the perfect gift.
  • After a few false starts, Draco finally figured out something clever to gift to Potter, something that no other Secret Santa would have thought of.
  • He was proud of himself for figuring out the puzzle, and he’s actually eager to see Potter’s face when he opened Draco’s gift.
  • When the time finally came to exchange gifts in a circle around the Eighth Year common room, they each went last to give their gifts.
  • When it’s clear that they had presents for each other, they both nod to leave the room.
  • Malfoy insisted that Harry open his first.
  • Harry fully expected something over the top, expensive, and uselessly ridiculous.
  • But his breath caught when he opened the leather-bound text, engraved with a family crest on the cover with the name Potter emblazoned on a scroll in the center.
  • As he flipped through the pages Malfoy explained that he tracked down a complete family history of the Potters for Harry.
  • And holy shit, Malfoy’s present made Harry’s heart pound in his chest while his throat went all tight and dry???
  • Harry got choked up over his gift as the reality of it sank in. He carefully ran his fingers over the engraving while Malfoy shifted his weight from foot to foot nervously, blurting out facts about the gift that Harry only paid half of his attention to.
  • Harry wiped at his eyes roughly, a little embarrassed, but Malfoy gave him such an important gift.
  • He took a breath and held out his own gift for Malfoy.
  • “I thought it was about time you had this back. It served me well, so, er, thanks.”
  • Draco didn’t even speak for a full minute, his eyes were just locked on his wand in Harry’s outstretched hand.
  • Harry could see his hand shaking at his side.
  • When Harry finally handed Draco the wand, he hugged Harry really tightly and whispered thank you.
  • Draco kissed Harry’s cheek as he pulled away, startling Harry.
  • His lips felt so soft and warm against Harry’s skin.
  • They stared at each other until Harry slowly, carefully pulled Draco back to him, and lightly kissed his cheek in return.
  • They smiled tentatively at each other, each clutching their gifts, as they reached for each other’s hand.
  • Absolutely no one was surprised when they walked back into the common room holding hands.

Jefferson: *Texts Madison*Hey, I’m board send me some dick pics!

Madison: *sends Jefferson a picture of Alexander*

sartorial headcanons
  • Taako cannot walk in heels. It’s an embarrassment. 
  • He’s not going to let that ruin an outfit, though, so he just. Levitates everywhere when he wears them.
  • You know who can walk in heels? Who is actually preternaturally good at it?
  • Angus. Taako is in turns blindly jealous and proud and baffled.
  • Killian cannot wear sleeves. 99% of the time she walks around in shirts with the sleeves cut off.
  • She has a lot of nice vests for date nights, though.
  • The regulators have team jackets. Like, bomber jackets with elaborate embroidery on the back.
  • They hoisted Boyland’s into the rafters of the training room like a hockey jersey.
  • When No3113 joins the team they make her like… a cape, essentially? That ties to her back.
  • She loves it an only takes it off for missions.

I have a lot of these, go figure. Please reblog and add your hcs!

Uchiha’s new routine

Sasuke shares bed with Sakura.

Sasuke wakes up next to Sakura.

Sakura and Sasuke have morning sex.

Sasuke says that he missed her so much.

Sakura states that she loves him so much.

Sakura and Sasuke take shower together.

Sakura helps him with dressing up.

Sakuke, Sakura, Sarada eat breakfast together.

Sasuke talks with Sarada about Sharingan.

Sasuke tells them some stories about his journey.

Sakura makes list of things she should buy for dinner.

Sasuke offers to go shopping with her later.

Sasuke stares at his daughter when she is about to leave for classes and reminds her some Sharingan rules.

Sasuke smiles when he sees Uchiha’s crest at Sarada’s back.

Sarada leaves and says: “Papa I love you. See you later.”

Sakura washes dishes after breakfast.

Sasuke hugs her from behind and his waifu blushes.

Sakura asks if everything is ok.

Sasuke kisses her neck softly and whispers: “I’m home, Sakura.”

Soulmate Potion

One day in potions class, Snape makes everyone brew a potion that will draw you towards your soulmate and of course, Draco and Harry are partered to brew this together. Towards the end of class, Snape instructs the class to test out the potion and everyone starts running around all over the place, drawn towards their soulmate. Some head towards each other while most of the class clusters at the door-locked of course to prevent students from leaving, but Harry and Draco dont feel anything. They just stand there looking confused and arguing a little because Harry’s potions are absolute shit but Draco’s potions are almost always perfect and there’s no reason why the soulmate potion is not working until they see how Snape is staring at them, looking more than a little queasy and oH

Dating Blackwatch!Genji Would Include...

these are my personal headcanons for my boy so if any of these are insane, you know why lol // this is also kinda long so I’m putting some under the line

  • to start things off, he is literally the angriest man alive so like be prepared
  • tbh he’s probably not ready for a relationship at first, you’ll have to be very patient with him
    • his brother just tried to kill him after all so family issues are also going to be a main dilemma for him
  • you’re going to have to be the most patient person because genji is going through a lot of internal conflicts at this point and he’s just consumed with rage and confusion and revenge
    • this is also why zenyatta is able to whisk him away so easily and turn him into the lovely cyborg ninja dude we all know and love today

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Laurens: Dear Alexander Hamilton, We’ve been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don’t talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night. I rub my nipples, and start moaning with delight!–

Alexander: Why would you write that?

Burr: I’m just telling the truth.

Yuuri and Victor pair-skating

Okay, I’m still not over the fact that they actually skated the legit pair program because you know what does it mean? Oh, so many things. It means it wasn’t spontaneous. It means that at one point one of them said “would you like to dance an exhibition with me” (I’m 99% sure it was Yuuri and when Victor realized it’s not a joke he probably died from happiness). And it also means that they choose the music together and talk about how important this program was for both of them and what does every line of the song means and then they had to prepare matching costume for Yuuri and then Victor choreographed them a program and decided that he will be the one to offer support for Yuuri’s jumps and I’m sure Yuuri isn’t light as feather and Victor had to actually exercise a little to be able to hold him and THEN they had to practice the whole thing, like imagine Yuuri being a bit scared and embarrassed to actually lean on Victor and Victor just taking him in his arms and all that innocent holding hands a bit too long and hugging and falling on ice together I can’t is this show even real, I swear we don’t deserve such happiness.

i need me some jealous kara in my life, so of course i did what any person would’ve done and came with a bunch of headcanons to satisfy my own needs because that’s what self care is all about.

  • it all starts one afternoon, they’re downtown in one of lena’s favorite restaurants and kara’s talking excitedly about the new article she’s writing when lena’s phone goes off. usually when they’re together lena ignores it, she always says it’s business associates and insists they can wait but this time lena sees the name on the screen and smiles widely, “oh it’ll be just a minute kara, sorry” kara nods, motions her to go ahead and tries to focus on her pasta until she hears lena giggling “i can’t wait to see you! it’s been, what? six years?” something inside kara twitches. who is she talking to? most importantly who is making her smile like that?! that’s usually her thing. lena keeps talking to whoever is at the other end of the line as if she’s not there, beaming, chuckling… kara’s always believed herself to be someone non violent (for most the time) but she’s now wishing she could grab lena’s phone, throw it to the ground and break it.
  • turns out, lena says to her when they’re on the car ride back to l–corp, that one of her dearest friends from boarding school is planning a visit to national city and called her to see if they could get together, “her name is molly, we were together on science club and we hit it off right away,” kara knows it’s irrational to feel so… heated at the thought of lena hanging out with someone else because damn, she’s her own person and she’s allowed to have as many friends as she’d like but… it makes her extremely uncomfortable to think about lena laughing with someone that is not her. “i have to admit i had a little bit of a crush on her when we were younger,” and kara doesn’t know molly, has never seen her and certainly has no interest in doing it so but she already hates her.
  • “and then she said,” it’s game night, james and winn have paused mortal kombat to listen to her angry rant and alex is staring at her with wide eyes, beer in hand. “oh i used to have a crush on her, as if it’s the most trivial thing on the universe, did you know she was supposed to come tonight? i promised i would let her win at mario kart, but no! molly’s plane lands today and she called to say—i’m so sorry kara, i can’t make it, i’m gonna go pick her up, maybe some other time? can’t molly call herself an uber? does she really need to have lena’s attention all to herself? gosh it makes me so upset someone would be so selfish.” winn opens and closes his mouth a few times, not sure if he should say anything about the whole situation, james and alex are looking at each other, silently deciding on who should be the first to talk until finally alex breaks the silence. “kara… you don’t even know this molly person, didn’t you also say her and lena hand’t seen each other for years? it’s normal that they want to spend time with each other, catch up with what’s been going on in their lives.” kara crosses her arms over her chest and angrily stares out the window, she wants to bury her face on ice cream because though she knows alex is right she still wants to deck molly in the face.
  • lena is never late, if anything she’s always early to arrive to their lunch dates, but for the first time in months, lena luthor is fifteen minutes late and kara’s getting impatient, maybe she got caught up on work and didn’t see the hour, maybe she had to sign some contracts before leaving, maybe… maybe… she tries and call her twice but she doesn’t answer and that’s when kara gets worried, what if something happened to her? what if while she was on her way someone stopped her and hurt her? she’s tempted to alert the deo, tell them to search for lena’s location when she enters the restaurant a little breathless and with her hair disheveled. “kara i am sorry!” she sits down across from her and takes out her coat, “molly came over to my office and we started to talk, i didn’t mean to keep you waiting.” kara’s face goes dark. it’s wednesday, this is supposed to be their day, their afternoon, their time to be with one another without people interrupting and of course molly had to come and ruin it. “did you know molly has a motorbike? she dropped me off!” oh amazing, molly owes a motorbike, so does half the population of national city, she’s nothing especial. kara doesn’t feel like eating anymore and ends up leaving early. 
  • she’s punching one of the walls at the deo repeatedly, each punch harsher than the last. her knuckles feel on fire but it’s working wonders to get her mind off lena and her new best friend molly whom today decided to invite her to the beach. “what is wrong with her?” winn whispers to alex almost scared of kara’s sudden display of anger, alex shrugs and tell him she has no idea since kara refuses to talk with anyone about it. “she’s jealous,” j’onn says without looking up from the file he’s holding and both of them open their mouths in surprise. “psychic, remember?” 
  • “have i done something to upset you?” lena asks with her cheeks red in embarrassement and her voice breaking, “you’ve been avoiding me for weeks, yesterday you cancelled our lunch date because you said you had a lot of stuff to do but then you uploaded a picture on instagram with james in your pajamas eating popcorn. look kara, i know we all need our space sometimes but i’d rather hear the truth than finding out via social media that you’re lying to me.” she sounds so hurt and she’s almost on the verge of tears, kara feels awful she didn’t mean to make her feel bad, she was just tired of hearing her talk about molly and how amazing she was every single time they got together. “you want the truth?” lena nods eagerly and kara tries, she does, to keep her composure when she catches the necklace lena’s wearing… gold with rose pendant. “that is pretty,” she points to it and lena grabs it between her hands, “thank you! molly gave it to me yesterday.” kara feels her fist tighten. 
  • “well the truth is that molly is annoying,” she says standing up from her place and lena’s eyes widen. “yes, she’s annoying and she’s keeping you all to herself. it’s almost as she’s holding you captive! she’s taking you to the beach and to that art gallery i was going to take you, you are eating potstickers with her, lena, that’s our thing!” there’s no going back now… “and she’s… she’ probably ugly too—oh she has a motorcycle, how original! you know what lena, i can fly! i could fly you from here to paris in less than an hour, i bet molly can’t do that. you know what else i can do? lift you up, with one finger probably, can molly lift you up? no i don’t think she can. does she let you win at mario kart?! she doesn’t, huh, does she even know how to play mario kart, does she?!” 
  • lena looks at her in disbelief before she bursts out laughing and kara lets out a groan, “it’s not funny lena! i am much more interesting that molly will ever be and i’m—mphm!” lena’s kissing her, her cold hands are tangling themselves in her hair and she’s pulling her impossibly close and kara feels like she’s floating. for the first three seconds she doesn’t respond, but as soon as lena slips a warm tongue into her mouth her body reacts and she’s grabbing her everywhere. her face, her neck, her waist, her ass, lena gasps and they break apart. “sorry, i didn’t mean to… i just wanted to… you see this wasn’t what i had planned,” kara looks to the ground but it’s not for long because lena is grabbing her chin, making her look into her eyes and she melts. 
  • “love… i can’t believe you were jealous of molly.” kara clicks her tongue almost offended, she was not jealous of molly, she’s about to say it, to assure lena she doesn’t feel such childish emotion when lena gives her a small peck on the lips and her train of thought is stopped. “she’s married… and has two kids!” kara wants to hide under lena’s desk for the rest of the evening.

Alexander: Hey Laurens I was wondering if you’re not doing anything this…

Laurens: Sorry Alexander I can’t maybe some other time.

*Laurens walks away*

Lafayette: *to Alexander* Don’t worry. He likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.

Alexander: He thinks it’s fancy?

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Being friends with Shawn

  • “Shawn, why didn’t you tell me my hair was a mess?”
  • “Oh sorry, I didn’t notice.”
  • Having inside jokes
  • Being one of the first people he tells when something happens
  • Knowing each others go to Starbucks order
  • Getting random text messages from him while he’s away on tour
  • MONSTER MUNCH CRISPS ARE SO GOOD.”
  • YOU HAVE TO TRY THEM. I’ll bring some back home for you.”
  • Laughing at things no one else understands
  • Having countdowns to when he’s coming home
  • Having traditions and things you always do together
  • Getting those “Are you awake?” Texts at midnight
  • And then Shawn showing up at your house
  • “Lets get ice cream.”
  • “Shawn, its 1am. Nothing is open.”
  • “Lets go for a drive then.”
  • Complaining to him about your boy problems
  • And Shawn trying to offer advice, but not really helping much
  • You’re never afraid to tell Shawn when he’s being dumb
  • Both of you calling each other out when necessary
  • Only because you care and want the best for the other person
  • Your friends joking that you’re dating because you’re always together
  • Movie nights and sleepovers
  • 100% platonic cuddling
  • Randomly coming home to find Shawn watching tv with your little brother
  • Or trying to help your sister with homework
  • Because he just showed up at your house but you weren’t home
  • So he stayed and hung out with your siblings until you got home
  • Having your own VIP lanyard to get into his shows
  • It has your name and picture
  • All of his fans knowing who you are
  • Constantly having to tell people that you’re not dating
  • Hearing his new music before its released
  • Knowing about his upcoming projects and having to keep them secret
  • Playfully arguing about stupid things
  • Joking about getting married when you’re thirty 
  • If you both are still single by then
  • “Thanks for keeping me grounded.” 
  • “I know I can trust you to tell the truth.” 
  • Lazy afternoons sitting side by side on the couch
  • Trying to think of things to do
  • Watching a tv show together
  • And a lot of anger if one of you cheats and watches it without the other
  • FaceTiming Shawn when he’s in another country for work
  • And you just broke up with your boyfriend
  • Him just listening to talk about your ex for an hour straight
  • And not even complaining because he knows you just need to talk
  • Him knowing when you have a big project or exam coming up
  • And texting you after to hear how it was
  • “I’m grateful for you, you know that right?” 
  • Getting voice memos of Shawn’s songs as he writes them
  • And him asking for you opinion
  • Shawn constantly getting asked about you in interviews
  • And having to tell everyone that you’re not dating
  • You’re just best friends
  • And that he loves you, but not like that

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IM ALWAYS HERE FOR TIM HOLDING DAMAGED JASON AND BEING SOFT AND COMFORTING AND BOTH OF THEM COPING TOGETHER. Angsty boys finding happiness and reason together

IM GOING TO SCREAM I LOVE THIS

-Jason having a night terror and Tim being there when he lashes out and brushing his hair down and being like ‘Jay, it’s me. It’s just me.’ And Jason’s hand goes for his throat but his eyes snap open before he can squeeze down and he just looks heartbroken and starts babbling out apologies as he pushes himself away 

-But Tim grabs his hands and pulls him back and just grounds him like “Shhh, I know. That’s not you.” And Jason’s choking back tears because it used to be him, he hurt Tim. But Tim gets it, Tim understands how angry Jason was, how hurt, how fucked up the pit made him. And Jason’s so grateful and he mumbles apologies against Tim’s skin until he falls asleep on him 

-Tim being in the midst of a panic attack while they’re out on patrol because he saw something bad, a kid get shot, a body that looked like how he found his father. And Jason tugs him away from the scene and tells him to just breathe Timmy, breathe for me. Focus on me, remember that time we got chili dogs together and your preppy ass got mustard on your Calvin Klein button up?

-Jason and Tim sleeping together all cuddled up and sometimes Jason likes holding Tim tight and close but other times he loves it when Tim is the one holding him. Even if they look lowkey ridiculous (Jetpacking much?) 

-And don’t even get me started on all the late night conversations they had before even getting together. Jason shaking his head with a ‘You should hate me y’know.’ And Tim smirking and shrugging. ‘Bruce always did say he questioned my decision making skills’  And Jason laughs and flicks him behind the ear and they continue sitting on some abandoned building together until Bruce calls Tim back to the Cave.

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Poirot and the 1930s Charleston dance