i like to think that one of the yuras wings were damaged at battle when he was a kid so he cant use it anymore like normal elfs/fairies and otabek always looks at it and its like “is ih hurt?does is still work properly” but he knows yura is gonna avoid question is some way
p.s yura likes otabek’s sword ( his battle sword okay no dirty jokes here folks)
Now I’m warnin’ ya kiddies, shit’s about to get graphic ( @moho-milk-town-and-power-down ) You know that one fellow popular on tumblr about making two fictional characters fuck eachother, right? Y’all may call her as your ‘bean king’, the one true god ‘Moho’…
but i’m here to say
…she’s not what she tells everyone she is..
See here, Being a detective that I am, I have proven that she is not JUST a furry in disguise… but..
…. a fokin’ Weeb…
EVEN AFTER I, THE WELL KNOWN (notreally) FoX-THE-DOESNT-TWIST-THE-TRUTH, HAVE CONFRONTED HER ABOUT IT AS SHE TRIES TO GO BACK ON THE FACT OF REVEALING WHO SHE REALLY IS
BUT OH NO NO!! It doesn’t stop there kiddies.
she reveals that…
She’s sexually attracted toBarry Bee Benson.. YES! I CAN HEAR YOU GASPING “b-but ивана,, just bc she called a bee daddy doesn’t make her fully attracted to be-” shut your fucking mouth-hole voice in my head,, What if I told you..
She has fully admitted to the illegal crime that is to “fuck bees” *slams paperwork on table* I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY (single-paw…edly..??) SUE THE BEE-RACE
I have even found visual proof of all of this!!
shE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA SLEEPING WITH A FUCKING B E E
if this is not enough evidence, you’re blind. WAKE UP AMERICA
What do you mean I’m making this post bc im pissed that my wife cheated on me with a bee// You’re
i’m,, I’m not racist towards bees,, just,,- *starts sobbing* whY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR A BEE, I T-THOUGHT W-WE HAD SOMETHINGGG aaAAAHH
–F-Fuck bees man,, I’m just so
*coughs* SO! Next time on Dramaalert nation™ we’ll have a full on discussion about the 100 reasons why Pent is best daddy-