done by me :3

iconic things my flatmates have said/done, pt 3
  • “love u” “that’s disgusting”
  • “u will be like princess fiona and lord farquaard. that height difference tho”
  • “u have attractive legs” “thank u….. u also have.. legs”
  • “by the way, people on planes LOVE when u shout,, u dont even need to shout complete sentences just shout ‘DOWN!!!!!!!!’ trust me i’ve been on a plane before and they love me they gave me free peanuts”
  • “how do i use snapchat???? ok i just sent u a message. don’t be mistaken i don’t actually want to talk to u i just need to send a message”
  • “i’m always scared that one day i’ll send ‘massage’ instead of ‘message’. like what if one day ii say ‘yh i’ll massage u when i’m at the train station’ and they roll up with oil”
  • “people are always trying to be edgy,,, as for me,,, im naturally edgy *IMMEDIATELY DROPS EVERYTHING HE’S HOLDING, NEARLY FALLS OVER*”
  • me: i had a dream u died
    flatmate: *EYES WIDEN, PUMPS THEIR FIST* Y E S
  • slow dancing w/ knives while making risotto
  • “I wish i was a whore…… i could make sweet money selling this ass”
  • created a new dance move in the club called ‘filing the tax returns’. when the beat drops u pretend to throw all ur tax papers in the air
  • ‘pranking’ us by leaving loose onions outside everyone’s doors???
  • “im laying here thinking about how Ross from friends said he got his ex wife off eight times in one night and im just thinking how can u get off eight times if ur sleeping with ross from friends i hate ross from friends”
  • “i rly love baby grinch. my idea of the perfect date would be for someone to invite me over and we sew patches of the baby grinch onto the pockets of our jeans/denim jackets”
  • “make me apple pie slime woman”
  • *in the middle of a serious whatsapp conversation* “man chocked on a great nut”

   “Even though I’ve liked Pokemon since I was little, I can’t touch them no matter what I do. I don’t even know why myself, but I know I can’t stay like this.”

                                            “I can’t stay like this.

                                           “I love you, Shiron.”
                                        (indie Lillie from the Pokemon SUMO anime series)

parapluiepliant  asked:

My beautiful French Fairy! You did it and I am proud of you! To quote Recap!Clarke: now that it's done, you deserve a nap and 3 medals! (also: let me tell you that I was relieved that they didn't pull a Rogue One; it's been my worst fear since I've seen it in cinema). And Arya! they really looked similar at first. :D

*gasps* I’m a french fairy ? DO I GET SUPERPOWERS ?

Thank you for validating me, I’m super needy, like Bellamy. I WILL TAKE MY NAPS (well actually I’ll just go to bed it’s nearly time here) and tomorrow I’ll start reading fics, cry a little more at the finale, you know regular functional stuff. Thanks for your message, my german buddy !

PS : also something that will forever make me emo : the ending of rogue one

PPS : lowkey crossing my fingers so that clarke’s kid turns out to be some sort of murder child and I can keep the arya stark jokes rolling next season

❄️ The Hero and the Fairy ❄️ this piece has been a long time coming~ i originally posted the initial sketch back in December, in fact! so, if anybody still remembers that, and helped choose this piece’s direction - thank you! and i hope it turned out to your liking! and i also hope that everyone who is seeing it for the first time enjoys it as well! (-^   v ^-) i feel like this is they Otayuri piece i’ve been waiting to draw since the first time i saw episode 10. i’ll be posting the WIP shots for this in the next few days, so for anybody who enjoys those types of things, keep an eye out! (^   w ^) <3

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“These are not the Star Wars/Zootopia AU artworks you’ve been waiting for.”

Did my Jedi Mind Trick work? 

Stu Hopps is Darth Vader. I even changed his lightsaber color from red to orange because… carrots. I’m a frickin’ genius. 😒 *gets attacked by ewoks*

Anyway, may the force be with you! ❤︎

@zootopian-wannabe​, @markhamillz​, @trashasaurusrex​ 

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I saw this lovely comic by Max, and I thought I should add a little something of my own.

They get gold rings, eventually.

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5x01 / 12x10

I sleep with women, but I’m emotionally involved with Mac.

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i hate myself part 3 (part 1) (part 2) (part 4)

insp.