done at 2 in the morning

Got up early this morning to go see nanny baby #3 (1month) for the first time. While I held him, nanny baby #2 (1 year) cuddled next to me and rubbed his forehead all over mine and ooohhhed at my nails. Boy #1 (5) was at Summer day camp. Had a good visit with their mama.

Came home to my sleeping babies and snoring Randy.

Getting close to finished stitching the Hawaiian floral tote bag. I’ll post pics here when I’m done. WIP pics on Instagram.

30 day otp challenge | day 4: cuddling somewhere

Dad Tips from DD:ADDS
  • Dad Tip #1: Don't forget to floss everyday
  • Dad Tip #2: It's never too early to invest in a personal IRA
  • Dad Tip #3: Start building creidt as early as possible
  • Dad Tip #4: Stand up for yourself - don't let anyone disrespect you
  • Dad Tip #5: Everyone needs to know how to use power tools
  • Dad Tip #6: Don't trust anyone who likes their meat well done
  • Dad Tip #7: LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format
  • Dad Tip #8: Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up
  • Dad Tip #9: Don't use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans
  • Dad Tip #10: If you're parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires toward the street
  • Dad Tip #11: It's rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos
  • Dad Tip #12: Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album
  • Dad Tip #13: Buy quality, not quantity
  • Dad Tip #14: Shave with the grain
  • Dad Tip #15: You always have time for a beer with your buds
  • Dad Tip #16: Always use a coat of wax after wash
  • Dad Tip #17: Nothing can beat reading in print.
  • Dad Tip #18: Always carry a pocket knife
  • Dad Tip #19: Use your hips when throwing
  • Dad Tip #20: Keep your word
  • Dad Tip #21: Eat a lot of broccoli
  • Dad Tip #22: Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication
  • Dad Tip #23: Take care of your health while you're still young
  • Dad Tip #24: Always help a friend in need.
  • Dad Tip #25: Drink plenty of water
  • Dad Tip #26: Exercise regularly and you'll stay healthy!
  • Dad Tip #27: Don't eat too close to your bedtime
  • Dad Tip #28: Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe
  • Dad Tip #29: Medicine is not always the best medicine
  • Dad Tip #30: Always bring a war chest
  • Dad Tip #31: You're young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks
  • Dad Tip #32: You can't beat the whammy bar
  • Dad Tip #33: The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded
  • Dad Tip #34: Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history
  • Dad Tip #35: It's called masking tape for a reason
  • Dad Tip #36: Trust no one
  • Dad Tip #37: If you press the ignition too long you'll just flood the engine
  • Dad Tip #38: The extended cut is the only cut worth watching
  • Dad Tip #39: They really stepped up the production value for Episode V
  • Dad Tip #40: Managing debt is just part of being an adult
  • Dad Tip #41: Run through the finish line
  • Dad Tip #42: What you do, when you don't have to, will determine where you'll be when you can't help it
  • Dad Tip #43: When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion
  • Dad Tip #44: Gas is cheaper in the suburbs
  • Dad Tip #45: Do what you love and the money will come
  • Dad Tip #46: Do it once, do it right
  • Dad Tip #47: Don't skip the corners
  • Dad Tip #48: Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game
  • Dad Tip #49: If the police are driving behind you, don't give them probable cause to pull you over
  • Dad Tip #50: Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes
  • Dad Tip #51: You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop
  • Dad Tip #52: A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye.
  • Dad Tip #53: Pet every dog.
  • Dad Tip #54: Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
  • Dad Tip #55: Liquor beforee beef, you're in the clear
  • Dad Tip #56: Go ask your mother
  • Dad Tip #57: If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs... make a really nice omelet
  • Dad Tip #58: Practice makes permanent.
  • Dad Tip #59: First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest
  • Dad Tip #60: Never give up, never remember
  • Dad Tip #61: That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you
  • Dad Tip #62: Whistle while you work
  • Dad Tip #63: Please remember to call us once in a while
  • Dad Tip #64: Get whatever job you want, just make sure it includes health insurance
  • Dad Tip #65: grow your own vegetables. It's cheaper, I think
  • Dad Tip #66: It's okay if you don't come in first, just make sure you have health insurance
  • Dad Tip #67: Try to exercise regularly
  • Dad Tip #68: Sleep is important! Make sure you're getting enough.
  • Dad Tip #69: It's okay to cry if you're sad
  • Dad Tip #70: Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don't sleep on rocks
  • Dad Tip #71: Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage
  • Dad Tip #72: The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash
  • Dad Tip #73: When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern
  • Dad Tip #74: Anyone who tells you that a drink isn't manly has never known heartache
  • Dad Tip #75: Call someone if you're thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you.
  • Dad Tip #76: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
  • Dad Tip #77: Don't smoke
  • Dad Tip #78: Try not to make assumptions about people
  • Dad Tip #79: Don't trust gas station egg sandwiches
  • Dad Tip #81: It's better to be early than latE
  • Dad Tip #82: Eat a balance meal everyday that includes vegetables, fruit and proteins
  • Dad Tip #83: Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets
  • Dad Tip #84: Treat people better than they treat you
  • Dad Tip #85: Be generous and kind to everyone
  • Dad Tip #85: Be generous and kind to everyone
  • Dad Tip #86: Always try your best at everything
  • Dad Tip #87: Spend less money than you make
  • Dad Tip #88: Pay your bills early
  • Dad Tip #89: Look at situations positively
  • Dad Tip #90: Always try to make others around you happy
  • Dad Tip #91: Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you feel more comfortable
  • Dad Tip #92: You're never too busy or important to be kind to others
How to Succeed at School

1. Get into the habit of being an early riser. We can all benefit from having a little bit of extra time in the morning. It reduces stress, helps to prevent you from forgetting things, and stops that crazy morning rush.

2. Deliberately decide to tune out distractions. Turn off the TV, social media, your phone, and hide away when you need to get work done.

3. Prepare for the next day the night before. Check off your mental to-do list and prepare for the next day before you go to bed. If possible, choose your clothes, find your books, pack your bag, and so on.

4. Prioritise being organized. For example, it often helps to use an agenda to stay on track with assignments and homework.

5. Go to bed at a reasonable time. A good night’s sleep is one of the best tips for learning, remembering and doing well at school.

6. Make reading one of your hobbies. Research indicates that reading is one of the best ways for developing language skills and building a strong vocabulary.

7. Eat well. A protein breakfast and balanced meals help sustain your energy throughout the day, and is essential for building a healthy brain.

8. Get fresh air and exercise. This helps with mental alertness, concentration, an efficient memory and a positive mood.

Night Drive

Summary: In which you help Bucky combat a sleepless night by going on a night drive.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 2,366

A/N: Oh hey, it’s me. I guess I’m back.

Originally posted by krisletang

The screaming starts late that night. Or maybe it starts early that morning; it’s too dark outside your window to be sure of the time.

Rubbing the sleep out of your eyes is easier said than done. Your slumber had been a deep one, as the fatigue from two sleepless nights in a row had caught up to you. Once your head hit the pillow, you were convinced nothing could possibly wake you up.

Nothing except the sound of Bucky’s screams in the room down the hall from yours.

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10 Easy Changes You Can Make To Your Lifestyle To Be Happier And Healthier Almost Instantly

I’ve been having some issues lately with staying positive and pushing myself to build healthy habits. At times I get too wrapped up in work and friends and my education that I forget that I’m a human being and that I need to put myself higher on my list of priorities. I have a major problems with articles that claim they have “easy” tips for being happy and healthy overnight. It’s really not that simple, and I’m not going to lie, the ones below aren’t a cakewalk for everyone, but I thought they were useful in my own experience and wanted to share them with you. 


  1. Every time you reach for a soda or an extra coffee, switch it out for water. It provides a healthier and more long term boost of energy by clearing out those mentally depressing toxins from your body. 
  2. Meditate once a day. Even if it’s only 30 seconds in the morning after you’ve finished getting ready, take a step back and devote some time to becoming calm and clearing your head to increase focus and encourage a peaceful mindset. 
  3. Exercise. Don’t create a hardcore 2 hour daily workout routine right off the bat after months of little to no activity. Start small, maybe 10 abdominal exercises, 10 leg exercises, and 10 weighted tricep curls on each arm paired with a 15 minute walk around the block. There. That’s only roughly 30 minutes of your day and you’re not even sweaty enough to have to shower afterwards. 
  4. Use natural ingredients as skin care. Moisturize with coconut oil, make your own essential oils and charcoal face wash, soap, and bath bombs, and maybe devote 1-2 days of the week to wearing no make up (if you wear it every day) in order to let your skin breathe. 
  5. Keep your space organised. When you’ve just changed and that sweater you wore today is on the floor, take the two extra seconds to hang it up or fold it and put it away. When you’re done with your meal, rinse it and put it in the dish washer. It’s not that difficult to prevent your home from becoming a pig sty. 
  6. Make your bed every morning. It’s a good habit to have, it makes your room look nice and clean, even if there are some things on the floor, and it makes it look even more appealing when you look over at 11 PM and decide whether to watch another episode of your Netflix obsession or get some beauty rest. 
  7. Speaking of sleep, do it! Regularly! It is essential to your health and happiness to get a good amount of sleep every night. 7-10 hours is the recommended amount of nightly rest you should fit in, so set a bedtime and your alarm and get that shut eye. 
  8. Spend the time to treat yourself. If you think a 20 minute sheet mask or some extra time to have a cup of tea and read your latest pick from the library shelves, set that time aside to enjoy yourself and wind down. You need the time to recharge, so keep that high on your priority list.  
  9. Keep a planner. It may be something you’re already doing, but if you’re not, this is a life changing habit to have. Every morning, write down your to-do list, your schedule, and any reminders. Save some room on your calendar for any plans that may pop up and your life will instantly be more organised and you’ll be way less likely to forget that really important due date.
  10. Don’t push positivity if it isn’t there. Nobody is happy and bubbly and super motivated all the time, so don’t spend all of your time reblogging positivity quotes on Tumblr or trying to ignore every emotion that is “negative”. You’re human. Life happens and sometimes you’ll be just plain blue. It’s healthy to acknowledge the feelings that make you feel hopeless and unmotivated and seem all too frequent. The sun will shine tomorrow and you will find more and more reasons to fill every moment with meaning every single day. 

Here’s to future health and happiness for you all. Cheers! x

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How I wore my natural hair earlier that morning the day I took the photo with my hair curly. These were third day water waves I did on my natural hair with some mini braids in the front, but I wanted some wand curls instead. I shouldn’t have done that though, because the water waves can last me up to 2 weeks without any heavy manipulation, which means more length retention… but… I just wanted wand curls 🤗

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McHanzo week  Day 2 — Canon Divergence || Alternate Universe

[Jesse McCree, famous actor from memorable cowboy movies, starts his own morning talk-show, Morning with McCree. He interviews all sorts of creative people, as well as travel the world. Today, he meets up with the skilled archer Hanzo Shimada, from the movie “Twin Dragons” coming out this December 15th. There has been talk of these two meeting before on the set of McCree’s last movie, so I bet they have a lot to talk & catch up on! Don’t miss it, this Tuesday from 11AM till high noon EST.]


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Confederate memorials in New Orleans come down after protests

  • New Orleans demolition workers began a controversial scheduled removal of Confederate memorials from the city early Monday morning, a decision that has been met with intense outrage from some segments of the community.
  • According to the Times-Picayune, cleanup crews began hauling away parts of the Liberty Place monument just after 2 a.m., working under the cover of darkness and covering the name of the removal company’s trucks with tape and cardboard so as to avoid provoking the ire of protesters. Police stood guard as they worked.
  • “This should be a celebration, but instead this is done clandestinely,” one person there told CNN affiliate WVUE-TV. “They got the workers who are taking it down dressed in black jackets, helmets and their faces are covered, to us that’s cowardice.” Read more (4/24/17)

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Weekly Reading List 21

Weekly Recommendations get posted every Thursday. All stories are character x reader unless otherwise stated. Graphic by the awesome@wonders-of-the-enterprise. This month is also Tony Stark’s Birthday. 

Avengers
Tony Stark
Tony Stark Masterlist
by @writers-square
Top of the World by @avengerofyourheart
Candy Mountain by @redgillan
Presidential 1-5,7-8 Part 6 by @kaunis-sielu (Niece!Reader

Steve Rogers
Inked by @wordshappensometimes
Pushing All My Buttons by @knittingknerdy
Talk Dirty to Me Part 6, Part 5 by @itsanerdlife
Rude by @itsanerdlife
Blind Path Home by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord
A Million Reasons by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord
Love Me Now by @redlipstickandplaid
Nancy Mulligan by @awkward-author
The Game is On by @roobiecube94
The Better Rogers by @buckyywiththegoodhair
Returning the Favor by @atari-writes
You’re Happier, Aren’t You by @girl-next-door-writes
Altar-nate Ending by @writers-square
4th of July by @avengers-fics
Babysitting by @supersoldierslover
Online Part 2 Part 3 by @bolontiku

Law and Order: SVU
Rafael Barba
Hush
, Part 2 by @8cetera
Heat of the Moment by @miamorbarba
30/90 by @ticktickbarba
Green, Green Dress by @ticktickbarba
Bad Day by @barbalyfe
Feelings by @writingdayandnight
A Chance Encounter: Unexpected Morning by @vintagemichelle91
A Chance Encounter: One Night on an Elevator by @vintagemichelle91 NSFW
He’s Still Haunting Me by @evs14u
Always Mine by @rauliskafan
Impulse Buy by @locke-writes
Until the End of Time by @locke-writes
Yearning by @hiddndaydreams
Untitled by @xemopeachx
Snowed In by @xemopeachx
Terrible Threes by @xemopeachx
Drunk Confessions by @mrsrafaelbarba
Secrets Uncovered by @mrsrafaelbarba
7 months by @lt-sammi-matthews
First Fights by @svu-stories
Neighbors by @knockknockmoesuckraa
I Was Done by @evs14u

Star Trek
Jim Kirk
I’m Good by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord
The Brig by @auduna-druitt NSFW
What Is by @auduna-druitt
Designated Caretaker by @enterprisewriting
Loot Part 10 by @enterprisewriting
Bride on the Bridge by @janeykath318
Worry by @imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul
Despacito by @thevalesofanduin
Notorious by @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse
Here Kitty, Kitty by @trade-baby-blues

Leonard McCoy
Wake Up Call by @madhattervanessa
Looking Up by @trade-baby-blues
Eavesdropping by @trade-baby-blues
A Helping Hand by @trade-baby-blues
My Ninja Turtle by @trade-baby-blues
Swing and a Miss by @trade-baby-blues
The Doc with the Butterfly Tattoo by @trade-baby-blues
Worst Patient on the Enterprise by @pinkamour1588
Aviophobia by @pinkamour1588
Wedding Fluff by @janeykath318
Match Making by @janeykath318
Crescendo by @goingknowherewastaken
Unexpected Guest by @medicatemedrmccoy
Unimaginable by @kaitymccoy123
Messy Part 2 by @kaitymccoy123
Silence by @locke-writes
We’re in Love, Aren’t We by @outside-the-government
There You’ll Be by @imoutofmyvulcanmind
A Night on The Town by @all-sortsa-stuff
Into the Woods by @girl-next-door-writes
Home by @auduna-druitt
A Day of Surprises by @auduna-druitt
Pains Losses, and Gains by @musingsongbird
The Fire and the Flood by @mccoymostly
Terra Nova Part 10 by @fanscribbling
A Doctor’s Pain by @goodnightwife
Leonard’s Pants by @goodnightwife

McKirk
In Darkness Part 5 by @mccoymostly

Jim x Reader X Bones
Standing Still by @trade-baby-blues
Sunshine Boys Part 2 by @trade-baby-blues
Which of the Devils is it? by @enterprisewriting

NCIS
Tony DiNozzo
Back in Town by @all-sortsa-stuff
Something Stupid Part 5Part 6 by @itswitchcraft-not-googlemaps
Weapons Training by @spaceemonkeyyxd
Spider by @spaceemonkeyyxd

Criminal Minds
Aaron Hotchner
Blanket Fort by @crimindsaspe

Tropes
Soulmate AU
Heart Skip Part 8 by @after-avenging-hours Steve Rogers

Daddy!Character

A/B/O Dynamics

Modern AU
Chandelier by @caplanbuckybarnes
Safe Haven AU by @itsanerdlife

Misc Fandoms
A Little Lesson in Expecting by @rauliskafan and @vintagemichelle91 Rafael and Natalia
Richard Madden by @fangirlfanwritings
Not A Date by @esparzart Rafael Barba
A Day in the Life by @mrsrafaelbarba Rafael Barba
Carmen Needs Rafael’s Help by @fanfictionforsvu Rafael Barba 
Barba’s Suspension by @minidodds

Karl Urban
Interlude by @bkwrm523

Chris Evans
Disney Princess Reality by @avaalons
Going to an Aquarium by @ohevansmycaptain
Visiting Boston by @ohevansmycaptain
Finding Dodger by @ohevansmycaptain
Unexpected Reader Part 4A/4B/Part 5A/Part 5B by @ohevansmycaptain
Little Ways Away, Part 2 by @ohevansmycaptain

This list comprises two weeks worth of stories. So I probably missed some. Please forgive me. 

anonymous asked:

What are your thoughts on the way Louis' UK promo is being handled? If you could influence it, what would be the top 3 things you want done to increase his chances of charting well?

NOT IN ORDER

1) Increased radio push, especially during times when people listen the most to the radio (early mornings / on the road to their work place). How do companies’ playlists work? How do we get Starbucks, Costa, Hamleys, The Lego Store, etc to include BTY in their playlists? (I was told that last time the Lego Store paid the rights for JHO, Sign of the Times and another 1D song.)
2) Fewer questions on his personal life. The public doesn’t care about his non-famous girlfriend nor about his kid. Make him do interviewers, silly challenges and games that make his personality and humour shine (heart monitor challenge anyone? The mariachis?).
3) Celebrity friends. This narrative according to which he’s only got non-celeb friends is seriously hurting his chances to chart well. Celebrity chatter WORKS.
4) INTERVIEWS WITH BEBE.
5) Increase fan engagement, which is something they’re already doing. We have a lot of fan who do edits. Organise a contest and the best edit goes on the official merch. Meet and greet also. Send out a PR release about him loving his fans.
6) There must be a fucking way to use SEO to have him come up first if someone googles “new music out” or something.
7) Too late, but his teasers should have been promoted on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. They were beautifully put together. 8) live shows

If someone has other ideas please add in. I hope this is Rusty looking for ideas

princebishi  asked:

I dunno, it's 2:30am here and maybe this is a bad idea but I can't sleep so hell I'll send a message. Hi Wil Wheaton, what's a depressed guy to do when he needs to apply to jobs but is scared that he can't handle the rejections that will happen, or the inevitable chipping away of his self esteem, that is only made worse by being trans and not passing very well. (I know you can't help with that last part, but again, it's 2:30am, and my brain is not working very well.)

I can’t help you with that last part, but I want you to know that I see you and I love you for who you are. My friend, Robyn, is the co-founder of mytranshealth, and maybe that’s a good starting point to connect with a support network? I’m so sorry if it’s massively inappropriate for me to suggest that. 

But the first part? Maybe I can help a little bit? Being rejected sucks, and it hurts. In my life and work (I’ve tried and not always succeeded to separate the two) I’ve worked very hard to remind myself that it’s never personal when I don’t get a job. It sure feels like it, though, and getting up to try again after I’ve been rejected is always hard.

In The Nerdist Way, Hardwick tells us that our brains try to protect us, and they try to stop us from taking chances because if we don’t take the chance, we can’t be disappointed or hurt. Our brains are trying to do us a kindness, but they actually aren’t helping, so we have to make the deliberate choice to tell our brains to back off and take care of other stuff.

That is so much easier said than done, but the only way we can get used to it is by practicing it.

Also, 2:30 in the morning is one of those parts of the day when everything feels much worse or much better than it actually is. I’ve reblogged a thing here a few times that reminds us to go for a walk, to get into a change of clothes, to eat a good meal, to do things that we maybe aren’t doing, because doing those things breaks the cycle of depression. You can’t do that at 2:30 in the morning, really, but if you feel like you’re not going to go to sleep anyway, maybe take a nice hot shower? Make a cup of tea and sit down with a book you like, or an episode of a show that you like? I’ve been listening to audiobooks on Spotify when I need my brain to fuck off and let me sleep. I’ve heard the first chapter of The Metamorphosis for like five days in a row, and that guy’s voice is great at soothing me to sleep. The recordings come from LibreVox, so maybe you can find something there?

I feel like I’m not being as helpful as I’d like to be. I want to reveal a great secret that makes it all so much easier, but the truth is that everything worth doing is hard, and You from the Future will be so grateful to You From Now because You From Now faced the fear and accepted the challenge of risking the rejection so you could find employment for Future You.

I really hope some of this helps. Maybe someone else on Tumblr has better words of comfort or wisdom to share? I’d love it if you’d check in with me, and let me know how you’re doing, whenever you’re ready.

Why are they like THAT...

ICYMI - Revisiting some dorky moments in the latest ep of BV in Hawaii.

#1. Jin with his acrostic poem using R.E.D. (again). The same one he came up with during the behind footage at Show Champion while they were promoting Spring Day.

(remember how Jin left poor Hobi speechless with his gags…?)

#2. Jin’s morning conversation with a Parrot.

#3. JinKook’s unique way of greeting each other. Their level of extra-ness combined cannot be measured.

#4. Jin teasing Hoseok with Jelly. Not just once, but twice. Hobi looks so done with his hyung that I could almost see his eyes roll.

#5. V introducing himself as his idol, Vincent Van Gogh hyung-nim. 

#6. Namjoon (almost) losing his phone & Yoongi’s chillax swag from all the (bad) experiences he’s had to deal with since BV S1. Thankfully, nobody’s lost anything yet this season. So far so good.

#7. V walking into a glass door. OMG. I laughed waaaay more than I should have even after repeating this scene like 5 times! Seriously, these boys really need to be bubble-wrapped from head to toe!

Of course, I’m saving all the Jikook/Kookmin moments for a separate post (because their interaction deserve such focus)! High key hoping that there’ll be more to come in tomorrow’s Behind Cam! 

Tips for the aspiring Garden Witch

So, you’re past the “Witchcraft 101” phase, and you feel like you’ve chosen your path. Green Witchcraft. Now, labels aren’t a necessary thing, but they do help label yourself to be able to find your kin. That’s a different discussion for another time, but either way, here’s a bunch of things you can do to further your craft other than read up on it on Tumblr.com!

1. Start a garden! If you haven’t done this yet, you should! Beltane is right around the corner at the time of writing, and it is the perfect time to sow seeds outside. Some good options for beginners are: Basil, Mint, Chamomile, Lavender, Mustard, Oregano, Rosemary, Morning Glory, Moonflower, Thyme, Dahlias, Lily Of The Valley, just to name a few!

2. Go for a walk in your local forest and start a notebook on what plants you find where. I personally like pressing flowers and leaves in mine, and then writing down its botanical information, its magical and medicinal value and properties, and where it is found. You can also include illustrations, recipes, and growing information on the specific plants you find, if you were to grow them yourself.

3. Do the same for fauna! Find out which animals live near you, their symbolism, correspondences, etc… Include imagery, illustrations, lore, and other identifying information for them.

4. Visit your local wildlife reserve and learn how you can help! Whether that be learning what a certain type of bird eats, or how to preserve a certain type of beetle.

5. Meditate and attempt spirit conjuration with your plants! Rosemary and Rose tend to be good starting points. Both very feminine and sweet in my experience.

6. Take a tea-mixing class. This way you can mix your own herbal teas for different purposes, both magical and medicinal!

drunk boyfriend tag

summary: dan and phil get drunk and film the boyfriend tag (similar to what shane dawson did)

tags: alcohol, so much sweetness and cuteness your teeth will hurt, extreme fluff

by: angelboydjh on tumblr

word count: ~1.8k

first fic posted!! please, ignore any mistakes and reblog and like!! ilu!! send in requests for fics :-)

゚*。:(人´v`*)☆゚:。*゚

dan and phil got a little drunk. they originally got out some Ribena, which is completely unharmful, until dan spotted vodka on the kitchen counter, which they only keep for parties. its almost gone, with a half a bottle left, so dan thought of an idea.

“phil, lets get drunk.” phil looked at dan confused; dan never really likes drinking as much as he used to, hes grown, the satisfaction of being drunk doesnt really thrill as much, and its the same with phil.

“why?” asked phil, sipping his Ribena.

“because why not! we have no meeting tomorrow, we are bored out of our minds, and itll be fun! we’ll even be safe, we can control each other well.” phil thought about it. he never really likes hangovers, who does? he gets them bad, and he knows dan gets them worse, but dan was right, they were extremely bored and had no meetings tomorrow. phil shrugged, and replied with a sure, causing dan to jump up with joy.

dan grabbed the bottle and went to phils room, closing the door, and sitting on his bed. he opens to bottle and pours a lot in his drink, doing the same to phil. there is now many 4 shots full left of the drink and dan was happy he rationed out well.

“wanna do a toast?” asked phil.

“with our vodka filled ribena?” chuckled dan. phil nodded, giggling a little.

“why not?” phil responded, and dan nodded agreeing. they lifted their glass cups up and they look at each other. “to us!”

dan laughed at the cliché, but echoed phil, and a clink noise was heard when the touched glasses. dan downed about half of his drink in that one sip, phil only taking a baby sip.

phil made a face, hating the taste of vodka. dan hid his disgust, looking at phil.

“now we wait.” dan took another sip, already feeling slightly dizzy.

*:・゚✧

dan was fully drunk. he was giggling, putting his head on phil, slurring his words, all of it.

phil was only tipsy. he didnt drink much yet, only about half of his drink. dan, of course, drank all of it, even the rest in the bottle!

“phil!” dan slurred out, and phil glanced over slowly, so he doesnt get dizzy, and raised his eyebrow. “we should do a boyfriend tag.”

phil thought about this. is he that drunk that he doesnt really care if they do one or not? yes. he doesnt really care, its not like itll be posted. phil knows better than that.

“sure.” phil got up to get his camera from the other side of the room, and dan plopped on the bed laughing at who knows what.

it took phil about 2 minutes to set up everything for filming, and an extra 5 minutes to find good goddamn questions.

he finally found some question, a total of twenty. he can barely read them because of his blurry vision, and since he didnt have neither his contacts or glasses on. so he grabbed his glasses from the bed side and put them on to see if itll help. nope. he took another sip of his drink and locked his phone. he’ll cross that bridge when he gets to it. he gets up and turns on the camera, praying to god its in focus.

“dan, its on, we are filming.” once those words left phils mouth, dan shot up from phils bed and looked at phil.

“okay, okay, okay, okay,” he kept repeating that until he finally was next to phil on the bed facing the camera. phil giggled at dan, dan looking at him with his red cheeks.

“okay, ready, babe?” asked phil, seeing double of dan. dan nodded, and smiled at phil and then at the camera.

“okay,” phil breathed in and then ‘took in his persona’.

“hey guys!” he said cheerfully, but all it did is make him dizzy. dan was like, on top of phil, so hes grateful that he was, or phil wouldve fallen over.

“im here with dan.” phil pointed at him, and dan waved, his white oversized cat shirt being exposed, and you could even see his naked legs, since hes wearing shorts. “we are doing the boyfriend tag.” phil said slowly, and dan nodded jumping up and down on the bed.

“phil is my boyfriend! boyfriend phil! philip lester, boyfriend!” he yelled, making phil giggle.

“okay, want ask the questions, or do u want me go ask them?” asked phil to dan.

“ask me the questions! then we will do it back!” dan suggested, and phil nodded encouragingly.

“okay, first question.” phil unlocked his phone and read it very carefully.

“when is my birthday?” he asked. “bonus points for the zodiac sign!”

“january 30th, that makes you a……” he strung out the 'a’ to think. “an Aquarius! aquarium.” he laughed, and phil chuckled.

“correct baby.” he leaned in to kiss dan, and dan kissed him, tasting of vodka and ribena.

“okay, now,” phil was going to go to the next question, but dan protested.

“now do mine! do mine!” dan pouted, crossing his arms.

“june 11th! youre a gemini.” phil stuttered out, making dan laugh.

“lucky guess.” he muttered jokingly.

“next question,” phil scrolled down the page. “where did i grow up?”

“im too drunk for this phil!!” he moaned out. “the north! thats all youre getting.”

“well, youre not wrong.” said phil. “ill give you the point.”

“what about me?” asked dan.

“the south.”

“ugh! exact place!”

“not fair, you didnt do that for me!”

“ugh, whatever.” dan pouted again.

“wipe that pout off your face princess.” phil whispered, grabbing dans chin.

“im just kidding philly!” dan kissed phil, getting him off guard.

“okay, next,” phil asked. “whats my middle name?”

“michael! these are too easy! i want harder ones. test me!” dan groaned out, and phil rolled his eyes.

“okay, okay,” phil said. he scrolled down to another website, which had different questions. “how about this: where was our first date?”

“EASY!” he yelled, throwing his hands up. “well, kinda,” he muttered. “its hard!”

“well, tell me.” phil said suggestively, leaning closer to dan.

“we first met of course at the train station,” he muttered out. “and then we went straight to your house, and, did things. does that count as a first date?” this took him way too long to say, as he was stuttering madly.

“yes, it does. great job, cutie.” phil said happily and leaned in for a kiss.

“okay, let me ask the question!” phil started to give him the phone, but dan refused, saying he wants go make one up.

“whats the first thing you notice about me?” he asked a bashful.

“your smile.” phil said simply. no explanation was needed to make dan feel all warm inside. dan covered his face and leaned on phils shoulder, grinning like mad.

once he got up, he looked at phil, seeing his wonderful, eyes.

“you know what mine is.” he muttered, almost inaudible. it was phils turn to blush. they lean in and kiss once again, but longer than before.

when they pulled apart, dan was seeing actual stars, and couldnt even understand what was happening, completely forgot about the video.

“oh my god, i love you so much.” he said in a shush tone, with phils hand on his cheek. they were only a few inches away from each other, and phil loved it. phil was exploding every inch of dans face, and so was dan. every moment phil made, it made him more dizzy and more dazed, but he didnt care.

within a few moments, they both locked eyes, and somehow, both remembered they were recording.

“uh, one more question,” phil stuttered out, as dan looked around for his almost empty drink. “okay, last question. what is my favorite color?”

“easy, blue.” dan said, as he drank his final sips of his drink before crushed it and threw it.

“hey!” phil protested, looking over at the cup.

“ill pick it ip later, babe.” dan slurred out almost incoherently. “whats mine?”

“easy, pink.” phil mocked. dan smiled softly, putting his arms around phils neck, phil put this hands on dans waist.

“what kind of pink?” he muttered, with his sloppy grin on his face, his curly hair perfect in tack still. (which surprised phil)

“pastel.” dan groaned jokingly, letting his head drop down onto phils shoulders.

“oh my god, i tried to trick you!” dan yelled.

“well, you didnt. 8 years of friendship pays off.” phil joked. dan put his head on phils shoulder, his head facing the camera.

“can we finish? i wanna cuddle with you watch disney movies.” phil chuckled and nodded.

“we’ll finish, lets do the outro.” phil tapped dan, so he can get up from his shoulder, but dan didnt move a muscle, indicating hes not moving.

“okay, well, goodbye everyone, please like a subscribe to me and dans channel, and our gaming channel! love you!” he waved and awkwardly looked at dan.

“i need to turn off that camera baby.” dan groaned and got up from phils shoulder. phil got up and turned off the camera, sitting right on his bed again next to dan.

“can we just cuddle?” phil can tell dan was getting tired, and getting all drained. he gets like this when hes drunk, but also after recording videos.

“of course, princess.” phil laid down, then wrapping his arms around dan who is not next to them. they peacefully fall asleep, with the lights on and phils snoring.

*:・゚✧

it was the morning, and phil is posting his premade video on lessamazingphil, just a quick vlog from florida. its taking surprisingly long to process, since its only 2 minutes, but phil didnt question it. its almost done, so phil went to go see dan, who has the worst hangover ever.

“how are you baby?” asked phil, laying next to dan.

“better, how bad was it?” he asked, and phil laughed.

“you were fine, not as bad as a few months ago, but you were not any better.” dan groaned, and at that moment his phone dinged. he unlocked his phone to see the notification, YouTube popping up, and it was phils new video.

“uh, phil.” dan said.

“yes?” phil hummed.

“you posted the wrong video.”

“what?” phil yelled a little too loudly for dan, as he backed away and gave phil his phone in just one beat.

“i uploaded our drunk boyfriend tag.” dans eyes widen.

“we filmed a video? no way, i dont remember this. did we kiss?”

“i was drunk too!”

“well, i would keep it up.”

“why?”

“we already made this mistake once, lets just let them have what they want.”