don't. lie. to me

Minor housekeeping crap - I’m behind on everything at the moment, writing - comments - asks etc. (If I haven’t replied to your ask, it’s because I’m behind and probably not because I didn’t get it). This virus/cold is now in like day 11 and is showing no signs of abating (it’s gotten worse) and has eaten into my whole work schedule. Going to be taking some days off to properly recover and if that doesn’t work I’ll probably need antibiotics.

Anyway, that’s the state of me, and I apologise for not getting a TGA chapter out this weekend!

2x15 truly put the final nail in the coffin for the book malec breakup??

  • Camille? Done, Alec doesn’t care.
  • Jealousy over past lovers? Done, Alec understood there was nothing to be jealous of or judge.
  • Biphobia? Never even came up.
  • Alec’s fears that Magnus will forget him when he dies? Alec worries Magnus will be alone instead.
  • Magnus not opening up about his past? Done.

Wow, can’t believe Magnus and Alec are officially the healthiest couple in the world who talk to each other instead of breaking up. :’)

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*
8

make me choose ♡ will herondale or jace herondale

“Herondales.“ Zachariah’s voice was a breath, half laughter, half pain. "I had almost forgotten. No other family does so much for love, or feels so much guilt for it. Don’t carry the weight of the world on you, Jace. It’s too heavy for even a Herondale to bear.

(for @ravencalws​ )

want one?

  • <b> Draco:</b> I will <i>not</i> step foot in that pathetic house!
  • <b> Harry:</b> It's one dinner, and the Weasley's adore you!
  • <b> Draco:</b> Well... I hate them!
  • <b> Harry:</b> No, you don't. We go to the burrow all the time; you can't stop going because of one stupid prank-
  • <b> Draco:</b> One stupid prank? Don't lie to me, I could've died!
  • <b> Harry:</b> You charmed Ron's clothes to shout "I hate the Chudley Canons!" every time he took a step; I hardly think he-
  • <b> Draco:</b> That's besides the point! I was kind enough to satisfy his little prank war, but he has gone too far! I'm never stepping foot near Weasle again!
  • <b> Harry:</b> Don't you think you're overreacting?
  • <b> Draco:</b> He dyed my hair <i>red,</i> Harry! My <i>hair!</i>
I feel bad about keeping the slightest thing away from you, so how do you think I could ever cheat on you?
—  Poets Love Her