don't-take-it-too-seriously

Can we please kill the stereotype that NTs are cold, dispassionate people? I mean we might actually be planning your murder but I can assure you we’re passionate about it.

mbti types as people I’ve met

entp:

  • probably invented multitasking
  • really awkward social butterfly
  • the kind of person that watches 10 series at the same fucking time
  • cute nerd
  • can be suprisingly stubborn

isfj:

  • either a hufflepuff or a slytherin
  • *has cheated on a test once and never did it again because they felt so bad about it* 
  • phlegmatic
  • so many gay ships
  • you know you fucked up when they’re really angry at you

estp:

  • the most chill person you’ll ever meet
  • looks flawless even when they’re not trying
  • “I am the best” - they’re goddamn right
  • softie on the inside
  • basically Tony Stark

infj:

  • pretty awkward for someone with auxiliary fe
  • kind of bitter and done with life
  • intense stare
  • they go from “nice to meet you” to “your parents were abusive which resulted in you having no confidence in your abilities” real fast
  • they have more secrets than I have daily thoughts about killing myself and that is impressive

intp:

  • more intelligent than most people give them credit for
  • actual sinnamon roll
  • you’re dead the second they start scheming against you
  • they secretly crave affection
  • likes to tease their friends

estj:

  • damn they really do like screaming at other people when they’re pissed
  • really good at telling stories
  • even better at organizing parties
  • genuinely wants to help you
  • don’t really give a fuck about rules

esfj:

  • pretty shy at first
  • have a hard time with reserved people
  • a bitch for gossip
  • respected by most people, even the ones who dislike them
  • stubborn as shit

entj:

  • it doesn’t matter what you’re good at, there’s always an entj who’s better at it
  • the mentor who doesn’t die
  • they will crush you if you cross a line
  • pretty laidback and chill actually
  • as stable as a rock

istj:

  • aren’t appreciated enough
  • they all have that secret inner Eddard Stark inside them
  • loyal to a fault
  • cinnamon roll
  • tough love

enfj:

  • charismatic af
  • they will tell you about their whole life in a subtle way even when though you did not ask
  • kind of clingy if they like you
  • loves going to parties
  • always perceptive about everyone but themselves

infp:

  • social justice warrior
  • kind of self destructive
  • full of love and hatred at the same time
  • they need to chill
  • “animals are better than people”

istp:

  • weird main character
  • probably smokes weed
  • that person who comes up with a plan that makes no sense whatsoever
  • I question their sanity every once in a while
  • deep and philosophical

isfp:

  • lowkey badass
  • probably artistic or good in sports
  • would probably punch you if you’re an asshole
  • Fi doms generally need to chill tbh
  • means well but handles stuff the wrong way sometimes

esfp:

  • can be so troublesome if unhealthy
  • ”I will do what I want, mom!”
  • always played outside as a kid
  • probably feels like the world treated them the wrong way
  • kinda hot though?

intj:

  • aren’t interested in many things, but when they are, then they’re really passionate about it
  • world domination is an actual goal
  • “I don’t need to feel in order to understand”
  • they will judge you for every irrational thing you do
  • sighs about your stupidity, but helps you anyway


enfp:

  • argued with their teacher at least once
  • sassy and funny
  • don’t know what to do with their life
  • can lash out on their loved ones if hurt
  • good at making friends
Shit Slytherins Say: #100
  • Slytherin: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
  • Gryffindor: "Seriously?"
  • Slytherin: "To Get to the ugly witches house."
  • Gryffindor: "I don't get it."
  • Slytherin: "Knock knock."
  • Gryffindor: "Who's there?"
  • Slytherin: "The chicken"

things about thesigns that are completely unrelated to love

Aries Venus: cannot not look good in red, no exception.

Taurus Venus: always has a restaurant recommendation

Gemini Venus: really, really into rap

Cancer Venus: wants to have a poem or song written about them (partly because they love both partly because they’re narcissistic)

Leo Venus: looks into every mirror they encounter for just a bit too long

Virgo Venus: loves flowers so. much.

Libra Venus: cares A LOT about their hair and nails

Scorpio Venus: chugs tea 24/7

Sagittarius Venus: always speaks at least one language more than you

Capricorn Venus: likes dogs better

Aquarius Venus: has that one really weird thing in their room

Pisces Venus: likes to stay in a little too much

  • Guren: Okay Yuu, your first mission with us. Now it's time for you to kill some vampires!
  • Yuu: Yes!! Finally! *storms off*
  • Yuu: I WILL MURDER ALL THOSE FUCKING BLOODSUCKERS!! MWUAHAHAHA!!
  • Shinya: Think he'll be fine?
  • Guren: Of course! He's dreamed of killing vampires his whole life. I bet he'll kill lots of them.
  • *hours later*
  • Guren: Yuu
  • Guren: Yuu is that..?
  • Yuu: *carries Mika in his arms*
  • Guren:
  • Yuu: Guren, look what I found!
  • Guren: A... Vampire..?
  • Yuu: Yeah! Isn't he the cutest thing? Can we keep him??
  • Guren:
  • Guren: Yuu what the fuck.

Skelly family !
I’ll post short comic strips about them sometimes.
The kids have 5 year age difference.  The girl’s name is Elys and the boy’s name is Arno. You can feel the randomness in those names.

@oraclesaturn2 @hexinsilver thanks for helping me with the names xD

Hints/Reasons why the community link things to anti that jack does.

•Late videos
•Jack being silent/inactiveness
•Glitches
•manic laughs
•Anits voice (obviously)
•acting different
•sharing anti things
•liking anti things
•zalgo text
•tags - in zalgo
•weird titles
•weird descriptions
•strange expressions
•manically angry
•weird posts
•talking about death/murder
•enjoying killing people too much (in games … hopefully o.O)
•breathing
•blinking
•talking
•moving
•thinking
•October.

Incase people wondered how to spot it.

The four stages of silence and

How introverts can use it to identify if the person sitting next to them is an introvert or an extrovert


1. No silence because they’re holding a (one-sided) conversation with you _ extrovert

2. Awkward silence interjected with their attempts at making small talk but you just can’t be bothered today _ extrovert

3. Blissful silence two people each in their own world who recognize/acknowledge the presence of a fellow traveler in this strange journey called life _ introvert

4. Oblivious silence are they still there beside you are they breathing are they even real or are you hallucinating is this some advanced holographic image are you dreaming who knows _ introvert

all you have to do is bring up the personal lives of these 4chan alt right nerds and they self destruct. they have this hyper masculine “I don’t care about anything haha!” approach until you bring up how many friends they have or how many sexual partners they have and then they drop their whole act and desperately try to convince you that they’re cool and have lots of sex and definitely aren’t insecure about their sex life or are frustrated with their lack of human interaction

Conspiracy theory 🙃

“I don’t like kids, I just don’t like em” Dally said this because he knew those kids would be in the burning church, making Pony and Johnny run in, making Johnny get burnt, making Johnny die, making it all those kids fault that Johnny died, that’s why Dally don’t like kids, they killed Dally’s bff

The Creators of Yuri on Ice
  • Episode one: let's make the gay really subtle and not distract from the story line
  • Episode two: Just make the opening a little gayer and have Viktor touch Yuri a bunch, but in a teasing flirting way. We don't want to go overboard
  • Episode four: Let's just straight up have Viktor ask to be Yuri's lover. That should get everyone on the same page
  • Episode seven: Make them kiss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Episode nine: They're still??? not??? convinced??? After that? Ok, so this time do like a really big dramatic airport scene where they run at each other and Yuri uses the same words as a proposal to ask Viktor to stay with him. But still keep it subtle. We're going For sub-context here to let the audience figure it out.
  • Episode ten: FUCK IT! FUCK IT! PUT ENGAGEMENT RINGS ON THOSE BOYS! PUT YURI ON A G O D D A M N STRIPPER POLE!!! HAVE YURI HANG ON VIKTOR LIKE A DRUNK KOALA AND HUMP HIM LIKE A DOLPHIN!! SHOW THE EXACT MOMENT VIKTOR FALLS IN LOVE WITH YURI. YURI. AND. VIKTOR. ARE. GAY.

BBC Complaints Dept: “There’s absolutely no way at all whatsoever that there is a romance at all whatsoever between John and Sherlock, even though many of you never complained about this at all.”

BBC Media: *releases scripts a week later for Sherlock S1*

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