Ball Bearings

DM: As you stop, she turns around and asks “Why have you stopped?”
Elf: He uh, stubbed his toe.
Human (OOC): I’m on a horse!
DM: Okay roll for, deception.
Elf: *rolls a 9*
Warrior: OKAY! As they do this, I’m going to “accidentally” pour my thousand ball bearings on the ground.

Ball bearings are apparently a good way to distract from a bad distraction.