don't-hate-me-because-i'm-beautiful

  • Muse: Step three! Interpretive dance!
  • Ed: What is interpretative dance?
  • Muse: It's where you channel your emotions through body moves.
  • Ed: That sounds kind of silly.
  • Muse: Silly? You think this is silly?
  • Muse: *dancing* Grandpa, why must you work so much! Isabel, arise from your slumber and believe in me! I'm troubled! Troubled and lost! Don't hate me because I'm BEAUTIFUL! Sticks and stones can break my bones, but I will be reborn as a phoenix!
  • Ed: Yup, that was kind of silly.
  • Muse: Now, it's your turn, Ed.
  • Ed: Alright... *does a series of awkward movements*
  • Muse: Now, pretend you're a hungry crab.
  • Ed: *does a movement*
  • Muse: HUNGRIER!
  • Ed: *frantically redoes movements*
  • Muse: Now, be the color orange.
  • Ed: *makes a pose*
  • Muse: THAT'S YELLOW! I SAID BE ORANGE!
  • Ed: *changes pose slightly*
  • Muse: Better.
that 70's show
  • Aries: "I think we all just need to settle down. *Yelling* JUST SETTLE DOWN! WHO'S YELLING? WHO IS YELLING!"
  • Taurus: *Admitting, after years of saying he hated her and doesn't care about her, that he loves her* Jackie...I love you.
  • Gemini: "What have I said about comparing your sister to the devil?" "It's offensive to the devil?"
  • Cancer: "I ruined it. And I knew I was ruining it while I was ruining it. I just kept on ruining it."
  • Leo: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." "I pity you because you're dumb."
  • Virgo: "And just so you know, I'm sorry, too." "Too? No, you're not sorry too, you're sorry one, I'm sorry too."
  • Libra: "I AM the bitch, and you love me!"
  • Scorpio: "So! I guess this is the way an immature engaged highschool dumbass, with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges."
  • Sagittarius: "*Laughs* No way! That's funny this looks like a normal gym but it looks like I've stumbled into the mouth of hell."
  • Capricorn: "I'm not loving anyone that I am not legally required to."
  • Aquarius: "I'm running a dojo of coolness."
  • Pisces: "Don't put me in your fantasies. I don't even like being in your real life."