don't-be-a-tool

  • [VKOOK going on a date]
  • Namjoon: Don't be a fool, wrap your tool
  • Hoseok: No glove, no love
  • Jimin: Don't be silly, wrap your willie
  • Yoongi: Just wear a fucking condom

Story time, boys and girls

I am a 21 year old college senior working towards my Bachelors Degree in English, and hoping to go to grad school for creative writing. I work three jobs while on campus, I’m an Honors student, I was cast as the lead in a student run production about one of my college’s founders, and I’m the RA on my floor in one of the residence halls. Basically, I’m that annoying overachieving college student.

While doing work in my dorm, I overheard a resident telling his friend how he was gonna treat himself to some @markiplier and @therealjacksepticeye Let’s Plays while he did some homework. His friend laughed and went off on how it’s lame and weird to spend time watching strangers on the internet play video games. I ain’t here for that ish, so I left my dorm to do another duty round dressed like so:

Never before have my Markiplier pajama pants been worn outside of the confines of my room. But that dude looked so psyched that his (apparently) always-serious-looking RA was repping some sweet YouTuber merch.

tl;dr - I now have a new buddy to binge Mark’s scary games playlist with on Halloween

Incorrect Quote #9
  • Rhys: Can we turn our beds into bunk beds?
  • Cassian: Yeah can we?
  • Feyre: You're both adults you don't need to ask for our permission.
  • Rhys: So....
  • Feyre: You don't need our permission.
  • Cassian: Is that a yes?
  • Mor: Yes, yes you can, but be careful.
  • Rhys: Yay, thanks.
  • Cassian: Yeah you're the best.
  • *Power drill begins*
  • Mor: Was that a drill? Guys don't use power tools
  • Rhys: That was my tooth brush.
  • Feyre: No it wasn't. No power tools

anonymous asked:

Please, stop asking me if I'm aware that the one bathroom stall is out of order. Im aware. I'm the one who put the sign up. No, I'm not going to fix the toilet immediately because 1) I'm not a plumber I'm a cashier and don't just have an entire tool kit under my register and 2) I've got a line of customers that is literally half way across the store and I'm working the shift alone so just. Fucking. Leave me alone. And use the other stall. Ok??

anonymous asked:

Mind if I request for a truth spell since I'm a person with major trust issues & sometimes it's hard to ask people certain questions. I don't own a lot of witchery tools and stuffs and I live in a college campus so could you create a spell with a paper and a candle. Basically a spell so that I get to know atleast a little truth about a question like is that person really consider me as a friend or not? I'm sorry if I sound confused to you

don’t worry, you don’t sound confused. here is the spell.

tiny truth spell

write your question and the person’s name on the paper. light the candle, and as you burn it, chant softly:

whisper once your word of truth
just one answer i wish to know
bring to me through tongue and tooth
i plant the seed and truth i’ll sow.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

just a warning though: all is not lost if they don’t consider you friends. friendship is a strange thing, it is unyielding and yet fickle at the same time. there are people i’ll drop everything to help out, but i’ll still hesitate to say the word “friends” because i don’t know if they feel the same about me, and i’ll be constantly worrying if they think i’m fun and cool enough to hang out with.

yuureis-truly  asked:

Basically don't use popular people as a tool to get popular right? (> 0v0 >) they are still people and are allowed to filter their content to their own discretion and be respected on their choices. So when they don't want to make your stuff for you it's not personal, they just don't want to. (This psa has been written by yuureis-truly on behalf of yugo for the sake of clarity and reason, diction and terms used are not a reflection of the personality or ideals of yugo.

U SIR DESERVE A COOKIE

  • Chanyeol: Can we turn our beds into bunk beds?
  • Yixing: Yeah can we?
  • Minseok: You're both adults you don't need to ask for our permission.
  • Chanyeol: So....
  • Minseok: You don't need our permission.
  • Yixing: Is that a yes?
  • Junmyeon: Yes, yes you can, but be careful.
  • Chanyeol: Yay, thanks.
  • Yixing: Yeah you're the best.
  • *Power drill begins*
  • Junmyeon: Was that a drill? Guys don't use power tools
  • Chanyeol: That was my tooth brush.
  • Minseok: No it wasn't. No power tools