- Sebastian: *Dusting the table* Don't you wish your butler was HOT LIKE ME?
- Sebastian: *Dusting the Library* Don't you wish your butler was a freak like me?
- Sebastian: *Cleaning the kitchen* Don't cha??
- Sebastian: *Cleaning the rest of the rooms* Don't cha???
- Sebastian: *Goes into Ciel's room while he's sleeping and whispers* Don't you wish your boyfriend was Sebastian Michaelis? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Ciel: Never.
- Sebastian: ...
- Ciel: ...
- Sebastian: Y-You weren't sleeping?
- Ciel: OUT!
So I've been with my boyfriend for a year and two months, the sex is SO amazing, but he's the only person I've had sex with. I don't regret waiting for the person I'm going to marry, but sometimes I wish I would've explored before, because my boyfriend has been with 18 other girls before me (rough time.) Like I've always wanted to have sex with a girl, I think that'd be so hot, but now I can't and it's kinda bums me out.