don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me

  • Sebastian: *Dusting the table* Don't you wish your butler was HOT LIKE ME?
  • Sebastian: *Dusting the Library* Don't you wish your butler was a freak like me?
  • Sebastian: *Cleaning the kitchen* Don't cha??
  • Sebastian: *Cleaning the rest of the rooms* Don't cha???
  • Sebastian: *Goes into Ciel's room while he's sleeping and whispers* Don't you wish your boyfriend was Sebastian Michaelis? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Ciel: Never.
  • Sebastian: ...
  • Ciel: ...
  • Sebastian: Y-You weren't sleeping?
  • Ciel: OUT!

“Oh, ew,” says the little wiggler voice again, and you are the goddamn king so this time instead of freezing up you reach down, pull him right up from the floor to off his feet, hold him up against you and kiss him deep and long and slow. He squeaks a little, and then he feels your tongue flick his lips and he’s surrendering, opening up and moaning real soft into your mouth. There’s a chorus of tiny little groans, a couple little shocked hisses, one or two squeaks that are pure delight.

@spockandawe said:   The POF scene after Gamzee runs the obstacle course, after he and Kurloz spar. You’ve got the giving/receiving pain part of their relationship, but also some major flirtation, and it’s one of the first times they’ve done the public affection thing after keeping it secret for so long. Plus the younger faithful peeping is so ADORABLE.

anonymous asked:

So I've been with my boyfriend for a year and two months, the sex is SO amazing, but he's the only person I've had sex with. I don't regret waiting for the person I'm going to marry, but sometimes I wish I would've explored before, because my boyfriend has been with 18 other girls before me (rough time.) Like I've always wanted to have sex with a girl, I think that'd be so hot, but now I can't and it's kinda bums me out.

anonymous asked:

Can we talk about Jeon "Don't You Wish Your Boyfriend Was Hot Like Mine" Jungkook. What is with this boy's facial expression when it concerns Jimin? And I Swear Jimin KNOWS! He is NOT an innocent mochi. (I'm Jimin trash, i should know)...I think Jungkook knows too...ok i'm gonna stop now.

listen, i always say this; jimin is not innocent. oh no. he knows exactly what hes doing and he knows what kind of effect he has on people. thats a whole another post with receipts no one can convince me otherwise. also why is no one talking about jimin touching jungkook’s thigh and jungkook getting all twitchy and pressing his legs together???.and jimin licking his lips??

Originally posted by moonlarents

and jeon jeon jeon. *sighs*. he has zero chill. he wants people to know his jiminie-hyung is his and his only.

why is jungkook touching jimin’s nipple? why does he have that possessive almost sleazy look on his face? where are my detailed explanations??

Originally posted by jikookized

may i remind everyone that during fire filming fanboy(s) approached jimin and one even gave him a drawing of them. i think jimin is actually really popular with guys too. so jeon had to step it up and make sure everyone knows whats up, between the “backhug scene” and grinding up on jimin (see that bomb also this bullshit above and the hug at the end) 

conclusion: they are married bye

  • Sebastian: *Dusting the table* Don't you wish your butler was HOT LIKE ME?
  • Sebastian: *Dusting the Library*Don't you wish your butler was a freak like me?
  • Sebastian: *Cleaning the rest of the rooms*Don't cha???
  • Sebastian: *goes into Ciel's room while he's sleeping and whispers* Don't you wish your boyfriend was Sebastian Michaelis?
  • Ciel: Never.
  • Sebastian: ...
  • Ciel: ...
  • Sebastian: Y-You weren't sleeping?
  • Ciel: OUT!
  • Chat Noir: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
  • Chat Noir: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me?
  • Ladybug: Chat-
  • Chat Noir: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was raw like me?
  • Chat Noir: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me?
  • Ladybug: Chat I swear I will break up with you this minute.
  • Chat Noir: . . . Don't cha?
  • Rin: *to Haru* Dontcha wish your boyfriend was hot like me.
  • Nitori: *in the background* Dontcha.
  • Momo: *also in the background* Dontcha.
  • Rin: Dontcha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me. *flashes his shark teeth*
  • Sousuke: I don't get paid enough for this.
  • Rin: You don't get paid at all.
  • Sousuke: Exactly.

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: Ludwig doesn't have a last name because he's secretly a famous singer: he doesn't need one, like Cher or Adele. He's famous for his hit singles throughout history such as 'Deutsch You Wish Your Boyfriend Was Hot Like Me,' and 'Don't Talk Bach To Me.'

wat

Don't Cha
  • Emma: I need Regina (to hate me)
  • Emma: Good thing I'm an expert
  • Regina: *Emma senses tingling*
  • Emma: Hey Regina!
  • Regina: (Looking at Elsa) What the frack is SHE doing here?
  • Emma: (She's jealous already but nowhere near enough) I lied to you about Marian
  • Emma: (Tell her I wanted to hurt her!) I wanted to break your heart
  • Emma: (Tell her I love another person!) I wanted you to see me and Hook together
  • Emma: (Tell her I won't ever be her Happy Ending!) I wanted you to see the happiness you could never have
  • Regina: *Goes down in flames*
  • Emma: Don't cha wish your thights-wearing boyfriend was hot like me
  • Elsa: Don't cha baby don't cha ♫
  • Fireball: Swosh