don't you dare touch me

Royalty Starters
  • "Watch where you're going, peasant!"
  • "Royal? Sure, you're a royal pain in the ass!"
  • "Don't you know who you're talking to?"
  • "Wow, it's uncanny. You really look exactly like the prince/princess."
  • "You're my new servant?"
  • "You know, I could use a new servant."
  • "How dare you touch me!"
  • "I don't think the people like me."
  • "I believe there have been attempts on my life. I'm hiring you to protect me."
  • "What do you mean you're not my real guardsman?"
  • "Peasant life must be so dull!"
  • "I'm sorry, miss priss. I was just trying to save your skin!"
  • "You want me to wear that? It's ghastly!"
  • "Have you ever even left the castle?"
  • "It's lonely being a leader, you know. You're my only real friend."
  • "Father wants me to marry a snobbish nobleman/noblewoman. I won't go through with it!"
  • "That was my favorite ball gown!"
  • "What do you mean you don't own silk clothing?"
  • "How do you people live like this!?"
-|Angst Starters|-
  • "How could you? I loved you."
  • "I hate you. I hate you more than anything!"
  • "Don't! Don't you dare touch me!"
  • "Look at what you've turned me into? Are you happy now?"
  • "You ruined everything. You did this. It's all your fault."
  • "I'm never going to love you."
  • "Forget about everything, act like it never happened, because I never want to see you again."
  • "Congratulations, you really made a fool out of me. For a second there, I really thought we were friends."
  • "After everything I did for you? You're just going to walk away like I never existed?"
  • "I lied about everything, about loving you, about caring. It was all a lie, and you should have known. No one could ever love someone as broken as you."
  • "Someday, I'm going to look back at this moment and laugh. Because you really believed everything I told you."
  • "You didn't really think I cared, did you?"
  • "I'm leaving. Tonight. I'm not coming back."
  • "It wasn't meant to happen, but I don't regret what I did. Even if it hurt you."
  • "You're the one person that I enjoyed tricking the most. Because you really bought it."
  • "I wanted you, every part of you. And now that I have it, I'm bored by it. By you."
  • *before watching an anime*
  • Me: why do people call that character their son. That's so stupid
  • *after watching the anime, reading the manga, searching the whole internet for updates and fanart*
  • Me: LOOK AT MY CUTE SMOL SON. HE'S SO ADORABLE. TINY AND DID I SAY MY SON? OH NO YOU DON'T. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY SON YOU SHITFACE.
7

“I would…. I would like to fight… I’d like to fight everybody who wants to… make war on people.”

anonymous asked:

Hello, for the drabbles maybe some ginny and Luna with "Is this even fAIR OH MY GOD STOP" or "don't you even dare touch me". Congrats on graduating from college! I hope life gives you lots of good things on this new part of your life!

Anon prompt: Ginny/Luna, charmed clothing that tickles its wearer (likely sold at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes). Maybe the twins prank Ginny with a charmed scarf or socks, and Luna takes advantage of it.

“Oooh, is that a present?” Luna asked with interest as Ginny collapsed onto the sofa with a large brown parcel in her lap. She leaned against Ginny as her girlfriend stared at the parcel with suspicion.

“It’s… from Fred and George,” Ginny said, holding the innocuous-looking package at an arms-length. “Which means it’s almost definitely something from Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.”

Luna shoved gently at her shoulder. “Well, open it already!”

Gingerly, as if she were afraid that it would explode at any moment, Ginny pulled apart the flaps and opened the parcel to reveal a pair of socks. When her expression only turned more mistrustful, Luna couldn’t help but giggle. Ginny flushed.

“You’ve met Fred and George,” she grumbled defensively. “Why would they send me socks?

“To keep your feet warm?” Luna suggested innocently. The soft, fuzzy socks were nearly knee-length, and an offensive shade of pink. “Try them on!”

“There’s something wrong with them,” Ginny insisted. “They’ll probably turn my feet green.”

“Probably,” Luna agreed. “But you won’t know until you try.” She poked at her girlfriend’s bare leg. “Besides, you must be cold right now. It’s the middle of the winter and you don’t have socks on.”

“Fine, but I’ll blame you when this goes to hell,” Ginny said, gingerly pulling on one of the socks. When nothing happened, she put on the other and wiggled her feet experimentally. “They- hmm.” She pulled back the top of one of the socks, revealing a normal-colored leg. “No, they seem fine.”

“See? Maybe your brothers just wanted to give you something nice.”

Ginny frowned. “That doesn’t seem like Fred and George.” She shrugged and settled back against Luna’s shoulder. “They’re usually more-” With a sudden flinch she broke off, biting her lip. “They’re m-more-”

Luna raised an eyebrow as Ginny started giggling. “I- I thihihink I know what the sohohocks are for,” she exclaimed, kicking her feet.

“Let me guess – tickle socks?” Luna gave her girlfriend a bemused smile, looking down at the socks, which seemed markedly more malicious with the way they were subtly vibrating and contracting around Ginny’s legs.

“Ihihit feels lihihike they’re nibbling my tohohohoes!” Ginny cried, curling her feet and reaching down to pull at one of the socks. “Lunahaha, do something!”

“Do something? Of course.” Luna pushed Ginny back onto the sofa, sabotaging her attempts to remove the socks.

“Wahahait, no!” Ginny protested, scrambling back on the sofa until she hit the armrest. “Don’t you even dare touch mehehe!” she exclaimed as Luna slid her hands under Ginny’s top.

“But you said you wanted me to do something!” Luna said, scribbling her fingers across Ginny’s belly. “And here I am.”

“Nohohot that!” Ginny laughed harder as Luna’s fingers spidered over her sides. “You’re not hehehelping!”

“Really? You mean this isn’t helping even a little?” Luna poked at Ginny’s navel and began giggling herself when she drew out a loud, giggly squeal from her girlfriend.

“No! Luna, it tihihickles!” Ginny protested, squirming as Luna’s fingers danced across her hips. “Plehehease, the socks are bad eehehenough!”

“Oh, fine,” Luna sighed with a smile. “But you’re on your own with the socks,” she added, giggling with amusement as Ginny half-glared half-smiled at her and tried to yank the socks off her feet.

“That’s nohohot fahahair! Lunahaha, help me- no, don’t tickle me mohohore, that’s not hehehelping!”

Victor and Yuuri Skinship / Relationship Progress
  • Episode 1: Victor is naked
  • Episode 2: Victor is still naked + Victor flirting with Yuuri + light carress on Yuuri's face and hand + Yuuri being scared to get close to Victor
  • Episode 3: Still naked + touching Yuuri's lip at close proximity + WHISTLING AT YUURI'S EROS + Yuuri initiating a hug + Victor initiating a hug
  • Episode 4: Still naked + Victuuri naked stretching exercise in the onsen + Yuuri's 'Head Boop' + BEACH SCENE + Yuuri is no longer scared to get close to Victor (naturally close proximity)
  • Episode 5: Victor is finally fully clothed (in a suit) throughout the episode + VICTUURI HUGS EVERYWHERE???? + SUPER CLOSE PROXIMITY LIKE ITS NOTHING???? + "Your lips are chapped" + "Victor is the first person I've ever wanted to hold on to. I don't really have a name for that emotion but I've decided to call it love."
  • Episode 6: Goddamnit Victor why are you stripping in a restaurant + an underwear flew onto Guang-Hong's head wtf Victor + Victuuri's entwined fingers + Yuuri initiating an intense forehead touch + "Don't you DARE take your eyes off me" + "I'm the only one who can satisfy Victor" + "I'm the only one in the entire world who knows Victor's love" + Yuuri Eros Upgrade - ADDED TONGUE TO HIS SHORT PROGRAM + Victuuri casual touches??? Like that hug from behind while watching Chris??? Again, like its nothing???
  • Episode 7: Yuuri and Victor sleeping on the same bed + Victor made Yuuri cry (in a good way) + "STAY CLOSE TO ME!" + *inhales slowly* THEY DID IT. THEY FUCKING KISSED. ON THE LIPS. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. VICTUURI KISS HAPPENED.
  • Episode 8: Victor on his knees - tying Yuuri's skates + Yuuri pulling Victor by the tie + Yuuri seductively whispering to Victor + Yuuri Eros Upgrade - Kissy Face w/ Sound + Victor on his knees (again) - kissing Yuuri's skate + Victuuri went from boyfriends to Proud Parents TM in 0.2 seconds + Yuuri putting Makacchin above his own FS program for Victor's sake
  • Episode 9: Victuuri Hugs (x3) eventhough Victor's screentime is less than 3 minutes + Yurio supporting Yuuri + Yurio smiling at Yuuri + Yurio SHARING with Yuuri for his birthday + Yuuri is hugging everyone + Yuuri's "Until I retire, please be mine!" proposal to which Victor responds by kissing Yuuri's hand and then "I hope you'd never retire" + Makacchin is a-okay
  • Episode 10: Holy fuck Yuuri bought almost 800 euros worth of a pair of golden wedding (engagement) rings + Victuuri exchanging rings at a church + Victuuri being totally flashy about their rings + confirmed wedding if Yuuri wins GPF + Yuuri just found out that he seduced Victor first at last year's banquet party + Yuuri pole dancing with Chris + Yuuri drunkenly challenged Victor to a dance-off + Victuuri interpretative pair dancing + Victuuri smiling and laughing even before they met (sober) + Yuuri dry humped Victor and adorably requested Victor to become his coach + Victor fell in love with Katsuki Yuuri that night at the banquet party last year and Yuuri doesn't remember shit

Dear Jeff,

If you dare hurt any of my babies (aka Baby cinnamon-roll-too-good-too-precious-for-this-world Liam, Baby True Alpha Scott McCall, Baby Malia, Ô BABY DEPUTY JORDAN FUCKING PARRISH, Ô BABY BANSHEE LYDIA MARTIN, Baby Stiles), you will have my death on your conscious.

Yours sincerely,

PS : If any of them gets hurt I will ask Derek to go and rip off your throat with his teeth.

Britannia's Dinner With Her Entire Family
  • Britannia: wow, I never imagined this diner to be very... Big.
  • England: well, sorry mum, but the family is getting bigger and bigger.
  • Britannia: yeah... I thought I only have 5 kids... But I guess I was wrong...
  • America: dude, so when are we gonna eat? Ima starving!!
  • England: be patient you twat, it's hard enough to gather the whole family here!
  • Scotland: Hong Kong should've cooked...
  • Hong Kong: that's too annoying.
  • North Ireland: why don't we start on the meal then? Could someone please pass me the salt?
  • Sealand: awwww, I wanted to eat ice cream first!
  • Wy: stop being a child and eat your food!
  • Australia: haha, but you're also a child Wy!!
  • Molossia: everyone just fucking shut up and let me eat in fucking peace you fucking pieces of shit!
  • America: whoa, I never knew Molossia swore that much! Oh, hey bro, can you pass me the big meat?
  • Canada: ... Okay-
  • Ireland: Oy, don't eat off my mashed potatoes! Git your own!
  • Wales: but North is hogging all of it.
  • New Zealand: does anyone have a spare napkin? Australia suddenly dumped all the potatoes on his shirt...
  • Australia: it wasn't MY fault! ... Partly the table cloth's fault...
  • Hutt River: here ya go mate.
  • Ireland: you did WHAT to the potatoes?!? You little piece of- *splat* ... WHO FUCKING THREW A PIECE OF HAGGIS ON MY FACE??
  • Scotland: don't you dare look at me, Ire, I didn't even touch the Haggis!
  • America: that was Haggis? I thought it was a piece of dried up extraterrestrial being.
  • Australia: it's the same thing.
  • Scotland: what did you say Aussie?? Take that!
  • Wy: ow! Who threw broccoli at me????
  • Sealand: haha? Now you have to eat vegetables- ow! Who threw that??
  • Molossia: I told you that I want some piece and quiet- OKAY, WHO FUCKING THREW DESSERT AT ME?!?
  • North Ireland: whoops.
  • America: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!
  • England: food what- WAIT!!!
  • Hong Kong: haha, like, got you Wales-
  • Wales: says who? I'll throw some baked beans at ga-
  • New Zealand: whoops, did that miss and hit Hutt River?
  • Hutt River: I see, it doesn't seem that you 'missed', big brother..
  • Ireland: YOURE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!
  • Molossia: BRING IT ON BITCH!!
  • America: HAHAHA! IM GOIG TO WIN THIS WAR!
  • Sealand: NO, I WILL YOU LOSERS!!!!!
  • England: .... Dear lord.
  • Britannia: oh dear... Well, better join the war. England, honey, be careful of the cupcake being thrown at you- OKAY, WHO MISERABLY FAILED AND THREW THE CUPCAKE AT ME INSTEAD???
  • America: erm... It was... It was... CANADA!
  • Canada: EEEEEHHHHHHH????
  • Britannia: you asked for it, sweetie! BRING ON THE BRAWL!
  • Canada: ... Help.
  • England: ............. Lord help us....... But oh well- OY, WHICH ONE OF YOU BLOODY GITS THREW A WHOLE CHICKEN AT ME???
  • Yupe, the meals would always end with a food fight and swearing:
Heathers: the Musical "Beautiful" Starter Pack.
  • "I believe I'm a good person."
  • "I think there's good in everyone."
  • "Here we are, first day of senior year!"
  • "What happened?"
  • "Freak!"
  • "Slut!"
  • "Burn-out!"
  • "Bug-eyes!"
  • "We were so tiny, happy and shiny . . . "
  • "Loser!"
  • "Shortbus!"
  • "Bull-dyke!"
  • "Stuck-up!"
  • "Hunchback!"
  • "Then we got bigger, that was the trigger."
  • "Welcome to my school."
  • "This ain't no high school."
  • "This is the Thunderdome."
  • "Hold your breath."
  • "Count the days."
  • "We're graduating soon."
  • "College will be paradise."
  • "I know life can be beautiful."
  • "I pray for a better way."
  • "If we changed back then, we can change again."
  • "We can be beautiful . . ."
  • "Hey, are you okay?"
  • "Get away, nerd!"
  • "Watch it!"
  • "Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!"
  • "Agh! . . . Hey, _____. "
  • "We on for movie night?"
  • "Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?"
  • "I'm a sucker for a happy ending!"
  • "_______! Wide load!"
  • "Hey! Pick that up right now!"
  • "I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?"
  • "I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend."
  • "You're a high school has-been waiting to happen."
  • "You got a zit right there."
  • "Why do they hate me?"
  • "Why don't I fight back?"
  • "Why do I act like such a creep?"
  • "Why won't he date me?"
  • "Why did I hit him?"
  • "Why do I cry myself to sleep?"
  • "Somebody hug me!"
  • "Somebody fix me!"
  • "Send me a sign, God!"
  • "Give me some hope, here!"
  • "Her dad's loaded - he sells engagement rings."
  • "Her mom did pay for implants."
  • "______, The Almighty."
  • "She is a mythic bitch!"
  • "I'd give anything to be like that."
  • "Grow up, _________ Bulimia is so '87."
  • "Maybe you should see a doctor, ________."
  • "I crave a boon."
  • "Shut up, ________!"
  • "For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure."
  • "If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important."
  • "You could stand to lose a few pounds."
  • "Out of my way, geek!"
  • "I don't want trouble!"
  • "You're gonna die at 3PM!"
  • "Don't you dare touch me!"
  • "Get away, pervert!"
  • "What did I ever do to them?"
  • "Who could survive this?"
  • "I can't escape this!"
  • "I think I'm dying!"
  • "You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!"
  • "Ask me how it feels lookin' like Hell on wheels!"
  • "It's a beautiful fricken' day!"
Heathers: The Musical starters
  • "Life can be beautiful."
  • "What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending."
  • "Why do they hate me?"
  • "Somebody fix me."
  • "You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves."
  • "Don't you dare touch me."
  • "Why now are you pulling on my dick?"
  • "If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls."
  • "Keep on testing me and you can end up like her."
  • "Could you fight for me?"
  • "You can set my broken bones, and I know CPR."
  • "You can punch real good."
  • "You've lasted longer than I thought you could."
  • "I've been through ten high schools, they start to get blurry."
  • "The world doesn't owe you a cent."
  • "30 hours to live, how shall I spend them?"
  • "Sorry, I really had to wake you."
  • "They've left me a myriad of scars."
  • "You got a left hand, use it."
  • "Look! Booze! Drink."
  • "Our love is God."
  • "You're the only thing that's right about this broken world."
  • "We'll burn it down and build the world again."
  • "You're not alone."
  • "We can start and finish wars."
  • "I worship you."
  • "Fine, we're damaged, really damaged, but that doesn't make us wise."
  • "Lets be normal."
  • "Don't you want a life with me?"
  • "Don't stop looking in my eyes."
  • "If you could let me in, I could be good with you."
  • "I want to be with you tonight."
  • "Your love's too good to lose."
  • "Hold me tighter, pull me closer."
  • "Every day is a fight with pride on the line."
  • "Try and change the world, and barely make a dent."
  • "We'll sink any minute."
  • "There's nowhere to hide."
  • "The weakest must go."
  • "Here, have a sedative."
  • "Keep it together."
  • "Sorry for coming in through the window, terrible etiquette, I know."
  • "Please, can we not fight anymore?"
  • "Please don't leave me alone, you were all I could trust."
  • "No one here deserves to die."
  • "I am damaged, far too damaged, but you're not beyond repair."
  • "I'll trade my life for yours."
  • "Where have you been, people were saying you killed yourself."
  • "We're all damaged, we're all frightened."
  • "We are done with acting evil, we will lay our weapons down."
  • "Are there any happy endings?"
  • "Still, I miss you, I'd be honored to be your friend."
  • "If no one loves me now, someday somebody will."
  • "Take off our clothes and dance."

anonymous asked:

"Don't you dare to touch me! I might be in heat but that doesn't mean I will just let you take me!" ((i-am-the-superweapon))

“Then get off me. You are the most erratic cock slut I ever had in my bed!! I swear.”