don't worry about it just exist

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

In another universe,
we bumped into each other 
at the coffee shop off campus,
we are both 18 or maybe 19
and there is not an age difference 
that causes you to keep me hidden.

Post coffee shop meet-cute,
we would fall in love 
just as quickly as we did here,
because that is the consistency of us-
we fall and fall and fall
until we can’t see ourselves 
or where we started.

But in this other world,
you would meet my friends and family,
my dad would make weird jokes about me to you
and my little sister would threaten your life 
if you hurt me (I wish she had done that here)
and the catch is:
you won’t be worried 
because you won’t be doing anything wrong.

In this alternative reality 
that I am not sure exists,
you are loving, just loving 
and that is it. Sure, 
you are funny and smart 
and whatever other positive characteristics
you think you have but you don't 
break me.

6 years older
than my teenage heart, 
you should have known better 
but I’ve got a dozen scars that say 
you didn’t give a shit about what you did.

That’s the beauty of alternate universes though,
somewhere we are happy and I am whole
and somewhere else, I kicked your ass 
for what you did and you
know you were wrong.

—  AU || O.L.

anonymous asked:

Are you worried about Hiveswap turning Homestuck into the new Undertale? I don't mean "cringy OCs" (those are just kids having fun) I mean actual problems like fetish artists & incest/pedophilia shippers.

i’ve been trying to figure out how to answer this ask for a few hours now and the only thing i can think to do is to just come right out and say this: these things were and are a major problem in the hs fandom long before undertale was even a thing. hiveswap isn’t going to kick up anything that doesn’t already exist.

Keith cuts his hair
  • Keith: (hair is agonizingly terrifyingly short, sits down at table like nothing has happened) Hey guys what's for lunch.
  • Lance: (eyes wide, fuming) WHAT DID YOU DO?
  • Hunk: (smug faced, obviously helped with the crime) what do you mean lance? what happened?
  • Lance: (enraged, obviously) CANT YOU SEE HIM? LOOK AT HIM!
  • Hunk: (looks at Keith) what? (Slight chuckle is stopped before escaping his lips) what's wrong lance?
  • Keith: (so nonchalant, it's like chalant never existed) Seriously, bro what's wrong?
  • Lance: (face growing redder by the second) HE SAID BRO! HUNK! WHY ARE YOU NOT WORRIED?
  • Hunk: (grinning evilly) I don't see anything wrong.
  • Lance: (about to explode) HE- HE-
  • Keith: (snort laughing) Lance.
  • Lance: (eyes filled with rage at his obvious betrayal) YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? YOU THINK I-
  • Keith: Lance it's a wig.
  • Lance: (silent)
  • Lance:
  • Lance:

anonymous asked:

The thing with misha saying "except for dean" it's like he doesn't even sound like he's joking this time, but its misha. So he was either saying that for our benefit or he actually thinks it too. I wish we could ask Jensen about dean and Cas now since he claimed it didn't exist right before the destiel heavy episodes happened lol.

The cast, the crew, the writers, the editors, the directors… no-one seems to be that worried more recently about dropping hints like sledgehammers about Destiel…

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anonymous asked:

P1-- First, I hope your mom is doing well! Thinking of you <3 I think Sam answering your question, posting that pic, chatting with you girls was specifically for you Jess. Not sure if you kept up when you left but SC were tagged in quite a bit in your honor (good things don't worry). If they see random tweets here & there there's not a doubt in my mind they saw the mass of tweets about what a great fan they lost. Don't know if he knows the entire thing, but some details at least he must know of.

P2–Him answering your tweet but slyly w/ a pic of him/Cait/Maril, basically a SamCait pic you asked for but the least Sam/Cait pic to exist with Cait’s face covered–cheeky Sam–then giving you a winky face & dragging the conversation out. It was sweet & not just bc he was engaging w/ shippers but bc he was engaging w/ you. Out of a gazillion tweets he not only tweets but posts a pic & has a convo w/ you girls. That’s a nice welcome/glad you’re back from Sam if you ask me. You deserve it Jess!

Awww anon this is sooso nice of you to say!! I’m honestly still in shock that it actually happened, especially that he not only tweeted me but then went and joined a conversation with the 3 of us. It definitely made my crappy week a little bit better ❤️

The way Holby decided to make Bernie’s exit story makes me have very conflicting feelings. On the one hand I’m happy people seem to be feeling better about it since Serena was mentioned (and selfishly it makes me happy that this helps fanfic writers stay inspired to write). On the other hand it makes me very sad/angry that this is enough to make people happy. The bar seems to be very low.

I haven’t been watching Holby City since Serena left and have basically kept track of what is going on through tumblr. And while I understand people need to see this relationship “survive” in some way, that it gives them hope, I really do. But seeing people gets angry about the fact that Bernie was getting no screen time and wasn’t mentioning Serena seemed to be making people want to claim the things they wanted (wanting to see themselves represented on TV), and I confess that I was more worried about Bernie mentioning Serena on her last episode because I thought people would be content with that and forget all the things that bothered them from before. It’s basically the same reason I am upset by Serena’s last episode.

With Serena’s grief arc it did feel like a “bury your gays” trope, and the proof that it felt that way was that we all thought they were going to have her try to jump off the roof. The fact that she didn’t, to me, did not erase all that happened before but it made it less obvious and “harder to fight.” Having Bernie leave the show mentioning she is going to meet Serena does the same thing (for me). I feel manipulated into not being able to complain about it. It feels like a way to silence the complaints (that were very legitimate).

And the fact that people get happy about the way it is implied that they are together even though it might never be on-screen again (Jemma might not come back) makes me worry that people find it enough to exist invisibly. One of the beautiful things about this story was the visibility it gave to a community that isn’t very often visible and is often told to be invisible. I worry that this negative message might be the reason why people are ok with this (I hope I’m wrong).

My brain is all over the place right now so I wrote another ficlet? Yeah, let’s go with that.

Anyway, NSFW implications, but as usual, nothing graphic.


Tarvek lay quite still, as though fused with the mattress, as though his extremities had somehow tripled in mass. He may as well have been liquified and made into a gel. But for his deep, careful breathing, he could not imagine moving.

He tasted blood, his own, on the inside of his lip. Had that come from Gil’s teeth or Agatha’s? Or had he bit through flesh himself? He could recall such details about as readily as he could make his sapped body up and levitate. He thought about rolling his tongue across the fresh scrape, but thought failed to translate to action, and so he drowsed, enjoying the dense floating sensation of his exhaustion.

Gil lay beside him, near enough to touch but maddeningly not touching. His slow, steady breaths sounded like sleep, but if he didn’t rub his feet together or mumble gear ratios, he likely only drowsed as well. Tarvek discovered that his weary muscles could manage a smile.

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see sometimes i just get really sad because despite the phandom’s insistence that dan and phil are equally loved, even the phandom starts to neglect phil sometimes. 

phil has problems too. dan’s not the only one who is socially inept and has existential thoughts. i think phil’s just learnt to hide his personal feelings really well since it’s not part of his branding or whatever.

phil needs dan as much as dan needs phil. so please stop treating him like he’s some perfect side character who only exists to support dan.

anonymous asked:

I wanted to say that personally Yuuri wanting be a femme fatale, being comfortable and exploring feminine concepts =/= 'trying to be a woman for Viktor because Viktor is into women', especially when Viktor himself was seen embracing his femininity/androgyny when he was younger, yoi didn't care about gender roles in that sense, feminine gay men exist and they're still very much gay men? I don't know if I'm explaining this quite right for others to understand but I wanted to give my opinion!! 😊

don’t worry, you’re def making sense and this is a very important point! ♥

and i must say that when i first saw that part where vitya’s saying how the eros costume presented both genders at once and the one where yuuri realizes that being the most beautiful woman in town is more him, i just…. i fell for this show. hopelessly. completely. irrevocably. that’s exactly where it began. because fuck the gender roles ♥

anonymous asked:

I didn't see that at all. Ugh- some people don't understand just how off-putting it is to have your OCs compared with things that already exist. One of my OCs that I made before encountering Voltron was way too similar to Keith, mostly personality-wise, so I had to change him to avoid getting stupid comments like that. Yours on the other hand is designed really well. I think the owl concept is adorable ! Don't worry about it. ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

I’m so glad  (´△`)

I know people like the things that already exist (like batman or voltron) but never reach to compare something from said things with something original someone is creating. it IS very off putting 

Thank you!  I grew up with fantasy stuff like LOTR and books on fairies and stuff so I wanted to do something cool that had that kind of feel to it. Something that if I really wanted to I could even make and wear to the Renaissance festival I like going to 

anonymous asked:

Is it just me or does Seb look like, really skinny right now? I dunno, I saw the pics of him at the Baby Driver premiere and it looks like he's dropped a lot of weight. It's silly, but I'm concerned? Maybe it's purposeful? I just don't know...

Listen, I exist in a perpetual state of “I know he’s a grown ass man and can take care of himself but I care about him and I worry” - he does drop weight (muscle really) quite quickly, I think naturally he’s just quite lean, so if he’s not actively trying to stay at like 180 pounds of muscle to play Bucky, then it’s easy for him to lose that muscle. His chest and arms are still big though, he also manages to dress to make himself look smaller than he is, bc he still looks built when you see him working out.

His legs however, yeah no they’re just skinny, it’s because he hates leg day and avoids it and like deadass flew out of the country for 3 days in May which just happened to coincide with when Don changed from chest/abs/arms and cardio to legs on his workout like…coincidence? You decide.

Anyway I love him and hope he’s well and taking care of himself.

anonymous asked:

One of you commenters nailed it: it's Niall even though he's the most supportive bc Niall was never ever supposed to have or want the spotlight. He existed as the fandom joke and was there only to support 1D and the others. For some stans, Niall's not just competition, but his presence is an insult. I don't know what went on with that BB vote, and I don't want to think any group would be weird enough to vote against Niall, but I could see it. I mean, who on earth would call Niall a snake?!?

maybe, that could totally be the reason why, but also why do they CARE so much? isnt it easier to just forget he exists and not worry about him than spend all your time trash talking him and trying to sabotage stupid polls to make sure he doesnt win? like….its so ridiculous. what kind of ppl do that? and why would any of these boys want them as their “fans”?…

Really just wanna run away

Unpopular opinion: I don’t want Trump to be impeached or to quit because I am more terrified of Pence’s homophobic religious right wing track record than I am of Trump’s complete foolishness and incompetence.

I know Trump is fueling hate groups just by his existence, but Pence has and will target people in a more specific and workable way that will fly under the radar in a way Trump can’t. Pence shut down Planned Parenthoods in his state. He directly caused an HIV outbreak that the federal government had to intervene to stop. He passed heavy anti-abortion legislation. He believes in conversion therapy. The idea of someone like him being able to freely collude with a republican house and senate is terrifying. We know what he is capable of. And he fully endorses what Trump is doing, so he’s no better on any point. He’ll probably be less likely to get us involved with nuclear war, so that’s something I guess. Idk.

maybe you don’t care if most video game protagonists are white males and that’s cool because that’s an opinion but it’s a fact that most video game protagonists are white males and that there’s little other representation and it’s not really hard to understand why that upsets people, don’t be a dick

honestly though, I’m more worried about TS’s new group at this point. From what I’ve seen, all the members are going to be really young, and I just hope that TS doesn’t overwork them or treat them badly like they did with b.a.p

obviously I’m angry- TS can’t manage the groups they’ve got, never mind making a new one- but honestly I’m more just worried about the new group

my mom told me not to use the words ‘gay’ or 'lesbian’ around my niece but joke’s on her because the kid asked me about a lesbian couple whose photo was on my fridge and what they were doing and I was like 'they’re just smiling at each other’ and she asked 'why?’ and I was like 'because they make each other happy,’ and she asked 'why’ again and I replied 'because that’s what people who love each other do.’ and I never once had to use the labels to tell her sapphic people exist. :)

Tales of Symphonia Inspired Meme Part II
  • Is it a sin to be weak hearted?
  • I...I’m going to wait here. Go on ahead without me.
  • Even if you become an angel, you’re still you, okay?
  • Is this what happens when one is raised by a dwarf?
  • In order to change the world, I must first change myself.
  • Okay, that's enough. You're not allowed to apologize any more.
  • Wow, that was an amazingly corny speech. Congratulations.
  • Are you hiding your face because that outfit is embarrassing?
  • From the moment they are born, everyone has the right to live.
  • The deeper the wound, the more important it is to overcome it.
  • Well, in the end, we're the same. Nobody wanted us to be born.
  • All I want is a fun, easy life. That's it- nothing more, nothing less!
  • What value does one burdened to exist with cursed blood have?
  • It's more painful not being able to believe, than to worry about betrayal.
  • No matter how painful things have been, you just can’t dwell on the past.
  • I have no intention of becoming part of the food chain without a fight!
  • What will you accomplish by dying? Nothing! There is no meaning in dying!
  • I promised I wouldn’t make another mistake, but it looks like I have again…
  • Sometimes I think it'd be easier if everyone and everything were just destroyed.
  • I don't have the right to ask for your forgiveness, but I still want you to forgive me.
  • Not everyone's strong. Not everyone can stand being despised.
  • I've got no choice but to work with you. Don't think I want to be your friend or anything.
  • At this moment you have two options: choose what you desire to do or what you must do.
  • No matter how right your words are, you have to actually carry it out in order for them to have any meaning.

anonymous asked:

I may have a thing for dom Emma and sub Killian so Killian taking it up the ass? (PS I'm the one who asked for the spanking AND I'M TOO ASHAMED TO ASK FOR SMUT OFF ANON BUT IT WAS THE BEST EVER TY also I apologize for sending u multiple prompts)

Rest assured, you are not the only one lol. (and I have two more requests for threesomes so…) And there’s no need to feel shy or ashamed or to apologize for sending multiple prompts, my dude, this is a judge-free environment. This maybe turned out a little less dom-sub, except in terms of who tops I suppose.

So, like the prompts say, this is a pegging piece. If you are uncomfortable with this, do not read it. There’s other smut to be had elsewhere.

Emma weighed the box in her hands, studying the glossy letters carefully. “This is very… proactive, Killian,” she said, glancing up at him.

He watched her with trepidation. Yes, he’d used the magic computer box to order it – Henry had ensured his education with the device some months ago and the demon machine wasn’t so much of a demon once he understood it – but he supposed he should have discussed this particular fantasy with Emma before making it. “If it upsets you, Swan, we can –”

“No!” she said, quick to cut him off and in such a way that had his hopes rising tentatively. “No,” she said again, quieter this time. “It’s not – I’ve just never done this for anyone before, so it’s kinda new. And I didn’t know you… knew about this, I guess.”

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