don't worry you are laughing with me not at me

mom: you better get your shit together soon

me: well, not emotionally abusing me would be a start 

mom: what. this has nothing to do with your emotional state.

me:

anonymous asked:

That picture u drew of Avdol would make Polnareff cum in two seconds. Holy fucking shit, he looks stunning! 😍

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kefkzjfggjz LMAOOOOOOOOOO it’s ok anon jrgjjzgr

thank you so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭 !!!!!!!!! i’ll make sure to bring some tissues for polnareff !!!!!!!

I really hope you’re happy that’s all I ever wanted, to see you smile hear your laugh. even if it’s not with me. don’t worry about me I’m getting used to see you with her. it’s fine trust me.
—  not so fine
  • Kevin: I'm gonna tickle you if you don't get out of bed.
  • Me: N-No wait I'm jus-s-s-t lying down for a few minutes- I-IF YOU TICKLE ME I WON'T HELP YOU GET THE EXCLUSIVE POPS TOMORROW!
  • Kevin: Ohoho, so now you're blackmailming me huh?
  • Me: (laughing) Blackmailming? What's blackmailming, Kevin?
  • Kevin: OH YEAH WELL WHAT'S "s-s-tlying"?
  • Me: IT'S CALLED A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT FROM HAVING A SEIZURE WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE??
  • Kevin: IT'S CALLED- UH...KEVIN.

when joolia was here we were high and we were talking about sirius being friends with crookshanks and joolia’s like “he specifically says the cat told him stuff so he can talk to him but he doesn’t know his name cause he says:this cat…crookshanks YOU call him” and I was crying laughing cause that can only mean that crookshanks doesn’t identify as crookshanks

Enjolras’ advice for Marius

Marius: I have to give a speech this afternoon but I’m afraid I won’t be able to speak in front of so many people! Can you help me? 

Enjolras: Don’t worry. I’m determined to succeed. 

Marius: Great!

Enjolras: Follow my lead.. 

Marius: Sure! 

Enjolras: And yes, indeed.. You 

Enjolras: Will

Enjolras: Be

Enjolras: Popular. 

Marius: … 

Enjolras: You’re gonna be popular! 

Marius:…okay?

Enjolras: I’ll show you the proper ploys when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce! 

Marius: That’s not what I..

Enjolras:  I’ll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair, everything that really counts to be popular!

Marius: ….

Enjolras: ….

Marius: ….

Enjolras: Just not quite as popular as me.