don't want to ruin it for you

  • my nemesis: i'm going to hurt you of course but first i'll go after all of your friends and--
  • me: i don't.
  • my nemesis: ...what
  • me: i don't have any of those
  • my nemesis: fr.. iends..
  • me: yeah
  • my nemesis: you don't.. have those. not even one
  • me: nope
  • my nemesis: and you aren't like.. lying. for your own/their sake
  • me: no i genuinely just don't have any and i wanted to save you the trouble of having to start the process of looking into it only to find nothing to work with, so
  • my nemesis: oh. ah. wow. that's.. polite. of you. i guess
  • me: mmhm
  • my nemesis: this is like.. seriously bumming me out right now. are you.. busy tonight? oh. fuck. obviously you aren't. sorry. i'm sorry. wasn't trying to be insensitive. god. anyway. we're.. going to go to the movies, okay? i'm not getting any satisfaction out of.. that conversation. any joy just.. whoosh. right out the window. that whole exchange just truly ruined my current state emotionally and i'm.. getting you out of the house. asap

Patience child (from @caretaker-au) becomes the caretaker of the ruins!

The idea is that the patience child survived and they supported Chara’s plan, but instead of harvesting the souls they took care of the fallen children well and all, only taking the souls if the child turned out to be “one of those human”. After all, “the souls aren’t going anywhere, isn’t it?”

Bonus doodles!

“No, Chara, drawing on the walls didn’t make them a bad person.”

“But it was VANDALISM!”


“Keeping these children is the worst idea ever.”

“You’ve been wearing that for 2 days straight.”

“Shut up.”

shaladin safe space

please reblog this if you’re pro-shaladin, or at least are not anti-shaladin. i need to know that there are more of us out there, shipping and multishipping and seeing shiro happy with his paladins. also i want more shaladin-positive blogs to follow.

this blog is a shaladin safe space.

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insp. 

  • Riverdale: *literally just started* *hasn't finished its first season yet* *it's still on its fetus stage*
  • Antis: LET'S FUCK UP THE FANDOM AND FILL IT WITH HATE BECAUSE I DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT YOU'RE SHIPPING SO THEREFORE I WILL BLAST TO THE WORLD OF HOW WRONG YOU ARE IN YOUR TAG CAUSE WE'RE PATHETIC THAT WAY!

johnny calling out mark for being a belieber on Live Radio was the BEST part of my day

MBTI Types as Pick-Up Lines
  • INFJ: Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.
  • ISFJ: When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you
  • ENFJ: I write your name in the sky but the clouds blow it away. I write your name in the sand but the waves wash it away. I write your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
  • ESFJ: Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
  • INTP: Dang girl, are you an appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • ISTP: Hey boy, are you sleep? Cause I don't get nearly enough of you and it's ruining my social, emotional, and over all mental health.
  • ENTP: I was recently diagnosed with a rare disease called cryoaudiovascularia. It prohibits proper blood flow to the ears, causing them to slowly freeze and fall off, slowly spreading to the inner ear and finally to the brain. There is no known cure, except one. My ears need to be constantly warmed, and the only known material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.
  • ESTP: I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. *kiss* Oh what a shame, it seems like I lost the bet.
  • INTJ: You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • ISTJ: Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
  • ENTJ: I'm an army recruiter, and I was wondering if you wanted to come over to my place and "be all you can be."
  • ESTJ: You know how I got these guns? *points to biceps* Lifting children out of poverty.
  • INFP: I blog about you sometimes.
  • ISFP: Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is by far my favorite.
  • ENFP: Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • ESFP: Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

anonymous asked:

That little smile Jensen does at Misha, and then realizes what he's doing and changes his face to his Dean face, he does it usually when Misha's not looking, it happened a couple times at least while he was joking with Jared, and next to them there's Jensen with this silly little smile, and then nope, conceal don't feel (Jensen you're an adorable man). You know what I'm talking about, right? Do you know if there's a gif set of his silly little smile?

Know it?

It happened on top of my head!

That little smile has been ruining my life for years!

I mean … seriously???

WTF, JENSEN?!!!

JESUS CHRIST …

You’re so embarrassing. 

 STOP. 

I want squirrels to eat out my eyes …

because this …

 is …

disgusting. 

ACOTAR Characters + Text Posts
  • Rhys: My style is black and it's expensive
  • Feyre: don't joke about murder I was murdered once and it offends me
  • Cassian: *sticks my leg in the air* give me attention
  • Mor: i hate when people ask "who you tryna look good for" bitch myself bye
  • Azriel: flirting aka staring at u and when u look back at me i look away very fast so u wont see that i was staring at u
  • Amren: I may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep down I'm actually angrier
  • Nesta: having "feelings" is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
  • Elain: So tired of being human I want to be a flower
  • Lucien: i need a paid break from my life
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fake screenshot commission!!!

hey guys i was thinking to do commission of these still images and gifs for anybody who like his au or oc or other oc or their fav character from a show to turn this character into an epic pose of fake portion of a movie XD

so here is the rules:

-no NSFW

-i could do mechanics but if it’s too hard i can refuse

-any undertale aus allowed

-any ocs allowed

-any tv show characters are allowed

-it should be a simple animation don’t request a complicated ones

prizes for animations could vary from 15$ to 25$ depends on it’s complexity for still images will be -8$ from it’s cost animated also extra prize +5$ for extra character

also…..!!!!

video game character commission!!!

you want your au/oc/other’s oc/tv show character turn into a video game animated character then here it is!

you can also choose a special move for it!!

  • the same rules applies
  • the cost for one video game character will be 12$
  • the cost for one video game character + a special move/attack will be 20$
  • the cost for an extra video game character interacting with another by attacking or getting damage will be 25$

video game characters original idea from @blogthegreatrouge

payments are going to be by paypal

did you consider it?….then message me DM or on superyoumna@gmail.com discussing about the character you want to be animated or imaged if it’s an oc or an au i don’t know then send a ref sheet with the discussion …. if you have a certain pose or an action you want the character to do then put that too in the discussion….also these doesn’t take any time from me each animated one took me time from 1 to 2 hours so your request is going to be finished fast.

after finishing the commission it’s going to be posted on tumblr tagging you in it

condoms??

a lot of people ask me why I write smut with condoms. like why do I write a scene with the guy putting on the condom when a lot of fics don’t.

I just want to promote safe sex and remind y'all that it’s never too late to put on a condom. like no matter what situation you’re in, never forget about protection. it won’t ruin the mood and if it does then you shouldn’t be having sex with someone who doesn’t want to protect themselves and you. remember safe sex everyone 👍🏽❤️

Sentence starters
  • Based on famous text-posts
  • "Bro, you look so cute right now. Dude, you are so fucking adorable."
  • "Wanna watch this murder documentary with me?"
  • "I may act like I'm sassy but if you're mean to me there's a 900% chance I'll cry."
  • "I may act like I'm clueless but actually know what's going on at al times."
  • "ATTENTION: I need attention."
  • "I don't have a nervous system. I'm a nervous system."
  • "Drugs? No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder."
  • "I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life."
  • "Why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?"
  • "I try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because I am an asshole."
  • "I don't want to look 'pretty', I want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening."
  • "I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know."
  • "Girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. I don't remember what I was going to say but I'm just gay."
  • "I'd love to relax but that's just not realistic."
  • "Contrary to popular belief I'm actually soft and have feelings."
  • "This could be less hetero."
  • "To be honest I just need a hug."
  • "Why can't I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?"
  • "This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention."
  • "Are we just friends or is this flirting serious?"
  • "I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely."
  • "I may be ugly but at least I have an ugly personality too. Consistency is key."
  • "I don't wanna get involved in drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened."
  • "I am bysexual as in I'm not interested, goodbye."
  • "I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored."
  • "Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees."
  • "I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire."
  • "I panic alot of other places besides the disco."
  • "Which layer of hell do you think you're going to?"
  • "My kink is being right."
  • "My kink is being home alone."
  • "You're really sensitive for a selfish asshole."
  • "I can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, I have a big heart and can't treat people badly, that's just not me."
  • "What about netflix and kill?"
  • "No offense but why does everyone hate me?"
  • "I'm a strong independent introvert who don't need no social life."
  • "Why do I get struggles instead of snuggles?"
  • "If a conversation goes on too long without being about me, I'm out."
  • "I'm small, queer and something to fear."
  • "All this sadness is bad for my skin."
  • "I'm cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive"
  • "I'm beautiful and underappreciated."
  • "She's beauty, she's grace, she's me."
  • "Sorry for being awesome, loser."
  • "Is 'no' an emotion? Because I'm feeling it."
I destroy everything I touch. So when you ask me why I don’t want to try, that’s why. Because I love and care for you too much to ruin you too.