- Draco: Why is Potter everywhere I go, I never want to see him and his shitty green eyes and stupid messy hair and his jawline which is too sharp...
- Pansy: Draco you've been stalking him for the past week
- Draco: I don't know what you're talking about Pansy *Binoculars and Potter's timetable fall out of his pocket*
- Pansy: Right, whatever you say Draco
I've been out all day. Can you pls tell me what happened in this damn fandom today?