don't trust atoms they make up everything

  • American friend messaging me: how do you say "don't trust atoms because they make up everything"?
  • Me: well, it's never easy to translate puns, let me think about it and get back to you
  • Friend: I'm leaving for school in 5 minutes and I need it for my French class
  • Me: .....try something with "créer de toutes pièces" maybe ?
  • Friend: k thx gotta go
  • Me: you know I'm going to obsess all afternoon about finding a good translation for this, right?

anonymous asked:

* You run towards the bromalgamate, looking terrified. * You're out of breath, but you manage to say... * 'Don't trust atoms!' * You take a breather for a few seconds, then grin at the bromalgamate, unable to hide that you're about to finish a terrible joke. * 'They make up everything!'

THE SMALLER BEGINS LAUGHING SO HARD THE TALLER JOINS IN. IT’S SO FUNNY!