don't tell anyone i said that!

I’ve had guys tell me, ‘I’ll never feel for anyone the way i feel for you’

And I’m like, 'well, yeah, because it’s neurologically impossible to have identical emotionally associative response patterns for two separate people you’re receiving input from.’

Which I guess????

Isn’t the response they’re looking for??????


It was quiet. So quiet. They didn’t need to look out to see that was late. Not a single noise. Even their breaths you couldn’t hear.

Remus was holding Sirius, so tight, like he was afraid, like he didn’t want the other to dissapear; like he could.

Sirius had his eyes closed, like if he opened the other would not exist anymore.

They were naked, to feel every single piece of skin they could, and even that wasn’t enough. Eskimo kisses. Lazy hands.

“I love you.” Said Remus, his voice so low that if it wasn’t that quiet Sirius wouldn’t ever listen.

“I Love you more.”

“Why must you turn everything into a competition?”

“It’s not a competition.”

They stayed in silence for a few seconds. Sirius opened his eyes to see a confused Remus.

“When I say I love you more, I don’t mean I love you more that you love me. I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead us. I love you more that any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us. I love you more than any obstacle that could ever try and come between us. I love you the most.”

Remus tried not to cry, but he couldn’t. And then he kissed Sirius, like never before. 

My brother came in and said, “Hey, can you post something on your FMA blog for me? I don’t know anyone who I can tell this to.”

I said, “Uh, sure?”

So his OTP is King Bradley and Mrs. Bradley and he has decided that she looks like a “Melinda” so he wants to dub their ship name “Fuhrlinda” 

“Make sure to tag it ‘furhlinda’ so people can see it,” he said.

Anyway, here I am. Making this post. For him.

The Bird and the Bees (RWBY)

This is for @megaexguilmon, I was your @rwbysecretsanta. You said you liked the Bees and the Branwens. Couldn’t put both birds in there, but you got one bird and some bees. Hope you like it, had to write fast to get it out today. Enjoy, and happy holidays!

Words: 2871
Relationship: Bumbleby
Characters: Yang Xiao Long, Qrow Branwen, Blake Belladonna

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Listen, don’t let anyone tell you that fast I love yous in fic are unrealistic and never work out, okay?

My SO told me he loved me on our third date.  (To which I replied, ‘Uh.  Thank you?’…and like two days later tackled him and said it back–and by that I mean shouted it right in his face).

Six months later we were married.

So six hours, six days, six months, six years, whatever.  None of it is unrealistic.  Write it how you want it.  I can guarantee it’s probably happened in some capacity in real life.

My psychology professor is so adorable. He’s still in school for his PhD and he was all nervous because this was his first time ever teaching a class. You could tell he just wanted everyone to like him and it just melted my heart. He even felt weird being called professor so he made us call him by his first name.

He was so nervous and kept looking around when he asked if anyone had any questions. I felt bad because literally no one said anything so I started asking questions about random stuff for class and he was so relieved when others joined in.

He is a precious being and I must protect this man at all costs.

Your hands are in my hair and my tongue in your mouth and
this is dangerous dangerous dangerous because anyone could see anyone could walk by I think that’s why it’s so exciting
I tell you I want you and you pull away long enough to look me in the eyes and say “baby you’ve never wanted a damn thing in your life”
And I tell you you’re wrong wrong wrong because I want you so badly it makes my teeth shake but when I see you with her it brings me back down to earth and my lip is bleeding from biting it so hard
ignoring someone has never been this loud before
I think the whole school can hear it and it sounds like a fire alarm
or maybe a too obvious way of saying
“I want you I want you I want you.
—  Car crashes in school hallways– Lily Rain

Ya so my close friend texted me tonight and said he has a crush on me. Gr8. Just what i wanted to have happen today.

What a pretty boy 💖

I got this magazine when we went grocery shopping the other day, and I wasn’t originally going to get it since it was like…. $17… which is way more than anything made out of paper should cost IMO, but when I showed it to my mum she took one look at the featured bands and said “This was my YOUTH” and immediately put it in the cart.

was anyone else disappointed by the beauty and the beast movie?

Round three for tags boys!

I think I elaborated a bit too much for these sorry hehe

I was tagged by @keithmccclain (Thanks for thinking of me D! Also check her out ‘cause she’s awesome)

Have you Ever:

-Said: “I love you”?
All the time to basically anyone who’s nice to me

-Waited all night for a phone call?
No one is worth this amount of effort unless they’re in the hospital and I’m waiting for someone to tell me they’re ok

-Stayed out literally all night?
Yeah but I was with family so I don’t think that counts

-Snuck out.
Not yet

-Smoked a cigarette?
Never have and don’t plan to

-Slept in a bed with a person of the same sex?
Yeah but I was the only one asleep. I was at a friends house for her birthday and as all of us were watching a movie I was cuddling up to one of my friends and fell asleep (what can I say he was comfy)

-Stolen money from a friend?
Once from my friends bag because she thought I was lying about being able to pickpocket but I gave it right back

-Been on an airplane?

-Slept all day?
Basically every weekend

-Missed someone so much it hurt?
Yes when my friend moved to Ecuador I cried so hard my head hurt and couldn’t see straight for a good 2 minutes after

-Fallen asleep during school?
Yup and it was after I handed in a test I had crammed for (I passed with the highest grade in my class so yeah)

-Been lonely?
When am I not?

-Cheated at a game?
Multiple times and I’m not sorry

-Gotten lost?
The mall is a confusing place ok! And so is Walmart!… And everywhere else… I get lost easily.

-Been in a car accident?
No thank god

-Had detention?
Yes and they have all been for excessive tardies.

-Given money to a homeless person?

-Been so happy you cried?
I remember doing it but I don’t remember why

-Regretted loving someone?

-Got in trouble with the law?
Does it look like I could commit a cri- actually scratch that no I haven’t

-Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Not that I know of…

-Been scuba diving?
I’d love to but haven’t

-Broken a bone?
Nope but I’ve sprained my ankle and had to get crutches

-Been told you have an accent?
Whenever I speak Spanish people say I sound really Cuban (which I am so ???) and since I’m from Florida my Tia (she from New York) says I sound 'chonga’ when I talk

Ok I’m gonna tag: @queenmaj @nottheordinarytype @suckaflute @blue-gold-demigod-clouds @jolteonerrex502 and @yukicutie Love you guys!~💜