don't talk to me this was precious

Tolkien characters as memes
  • Me, an intellectual: Gandalf, Elrond
  • She is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face: Éowyn, Lúthien, Legolas (let's be honest xd)
  • The dress: Galadriel (is she blue and black or is she white and gold?)
  • I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now: Bilbo, Déagol (ha. ha.), Túrin (ha. ha. ha.)
  • *shoving breadsticks into the purse*: Turgon
  • okay... that sounds fake but okay...: Thranduil, Manwë
  • perfect men don't exis-: Aragorn, Éomer, Faramir, literally hALF OF THE CHARACTERS HAVE YOU READ LOTR
  • don't talk to me or my son ever again: um, Fëanor??? and like, all Fëanorians and their sons and the sons of their sons what even is this family???
psa:

katsuki yuuri is a talented figure skater whose skill-set did not instantaneously come from victor nikiforov’s coaching. 

katsuki yuuri was japan’s ace before he met victor.

katsuki yuuri was one of the top six skaters in the world before he met victor.

katsuki yuuri is a talented skater due to his determination and diligence, not just because of victor.

Reader problems
  • Me analyzing a school book: the mood is sad and there's like some character development I guess in this chapter like line 81
  • Me talking about a book I read for pleasure: OMG OK SO LIKE THIS CHARACTER IS MY CHILD THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS THIS BOOK IS AMAZING THIS SCENE IS SO PIVOTAL IN CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IT LITERALLY SETS UP THE EXPOSITION AND FORESHADOWS THIS BUT YOU DON'T SEE IT COMING RIGHT OMG I KNOW AND THEN THIS SCENE IS AN ALLUSION TO THAT AND THERE ARE SO MANY METAPHORS COMPARING THIS TO THAT SO I GUESS you could say this book is written in reference to oppression faced by humans by their own government

Antoine Griezmann to GolTV after the match

+ I’m here a bit forced to come, to be honest I don’t want to answer to any question but I have to do it. Football now is like… I don’t care about the result or about how we played, I care about Fernando’s health.

- Sometimes football is irrelevant and this one seems like one of them.
+ Yes, as I said before, I don’t care about the result. You can ask me a thousand questions about the match that I will answer unwillingly. Now let’s see what happens with Fernando, I hope he’s ok and that’s all. I hope he comes back with us soon.

- How was the locker room right now?
+ In silence, nobody wanted to talk. Some were in the shower, others with their heads low for what happened but not for the result.

4

Addicted appreciation week: day one x favorite character

The alien scenario sounds more like a Lily Calloway theory. I understand what Connor is implying. “You think she knows Jonathan’s her fucking father?”
    Lily suddenly appears from the stairs with a big bowl of popcorn, unable to see my clothing from her vantage point. “Are you guys making a Hale family Star Wars alternate universe?” She lowers her voice, mimicking Darth Vader, “Willow, I am your father.”
                                                                 No one laughs.
A popcorn kernel falls out of Lily’s mouth. “Waaaait…this wasn’t a joke?”

Kuro Characters as Memes
  • <p> <b>Sebastian:</b> nyan cat<p/><b>Ciel:</b> how to talk to short people<p/><b>Real Ciel:</b> dark kermit<p/><b>Wolfram:</b> all your base are belong to us<p/><b>Sieglinde:</b> if you know what I mean<p/><b>Alois:</b> gangnam style<p/><b>Claude:</b> thank you for (not you) ...<p/><b>Nina:</b> the dress<p/><b>Lizzy:</b> she protec but she also attac<p/><b>Ronald:</b> damn daniel<p/><b>Grell:</b> you're doing amazing sweetie<p/><b>Othello:</b> me, an intellectual<p/><b>William:</b> *making my way downtown, walking fast* *walking faster*<p/><b>Vincent:</b> don't talk to me or my son ever again<p/><b>Diedrich:</b> *record scratch* *freeze frame*<p/><b>Viscount Druitt:</b> ya like jazz?<p/><b>Bard:</b> kill it with fire<p/><b>Finny:</b> precious cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure<p/><b>Mey Rin:</b> Yeah, it broke apart. Don't worry about that. It does that all the time<p/><b>Abberline:</b> this is the future liberals want<p/><b>The S4:</b> the evolution of dance<p/><b>Soma:</b> I want to love and support you<p/><b>Agni:</b> guess I'll die<p/></p>
6

“ Aap ko agar takleef na ho toh aaj main waqt aap ke saath bitaana chahta hoon. Some..us time?

Yuri!!! On Ice Characters in a Nutshell:
  • Yuuri: Victor is mine bitches, fuck off.
  • Victor: I love Yuuri so much, holy shit this boy, also did I mention I love Yuuri Katsuki?
  • Yurio: If you come near me I will physically hurt you, expect Beka, he can stay.
  • Phichit: I am an actual precious cinnamon roll that wants everybody to be happy.
  • Chris: I'm gay motherfuckers, see you later, masturbator.
  • JJ: Hahahaha, suck it I'm better than all of you, y-yeah...*cries*
  • Otabek: Yeah bitch I'm a badass and Yuri Plisetsky is my best friend huh, davai motherfuckers.
  • Leo: Music is my life, I love everyone especially Guang Hong and I'm an actual smol.
  • Guang Hong: The most inoccent bean, wants everyone to be happy.
  • Georgi: My girlfriend dumped me...*infinite sobbing*
  • Fuck that tho, imma curse that bitch.
  • Michele: Don't talk to me or my sister ever again.
  • Emil: Can we please just, all get along? Mickeyyyyyyyyy...
  • Seung-Gil: If you're not a dog, fuck off, because I hate you.
  • Minami: Did someone say Yuuri Katsuki? BITCH FUCK ME UP!
  • Minako: Hot...*heup*...skaters...*heup, heup*
  • Mila: Am I straight or gay? No one shall know.
  • Sara: My brother annoys the shit out of me but I love him.
  • Yakov: Please kill me, my team outdramas the entire Kardashian family.
Choke lyrics that I’ve managed to make out so far

 [Verse]

Stop, drop,

And drag me into place,

I’ll lock your fire escapes,

I’ll break your pretty face.

(Yeah yeah)

Oh, you,

Clever little things,

Sycophantic teens,

What a precious basket case.

(Yeah yeah)


[Chorus]

I’ll shut your pretty mouth,

If I could burn this town,

I wouldn’t hesitate,

And smile while you suffocate and die,

And when we ?????????

The one and only time,,

And if we saw you speak,

???????

And choke yourself to sleep


[Verse 2]

You get,

Everything you want,

The money always talks,

To the prettiest of all.

(Yeah yeah)


[Chorus repeats twice]

Imagine Dino getting so excited about his first date with you that the other members had to help calm him down.

Official CHOKE lyrics

Stop
Drop
and drag me into place
and lock the fire escapes
I’ll break your pretty face

Oh, You
clever little things
the sycophantic teens
what a precious basket case

Now shut your dirty mouth
If I could burn this town
I wouldn’t hesitate
to smile while you suffocate and die
And that would be just fine
and what a lovely time that it would surely be
So bite your tongue
and choke yourself to sleep

You get everything you want
and money always talks
to the idiot savants

Now shut your dirty mouth
If I could burn this town
I wouldn’t hesitate
to smile while you suffocate and die
And that would be just fine
and what a lovely time that it would surely be
So bite your tongue and
choke yourself to sleep